Welcome to my profile! What the heck you are doing here I don't know, nor particularly care. I am deeply sorry for any typos but I wrote most of my profile a long time ago and I SERIOUSLY don't want to undo all of my work.

Name:... If you wish, you may refer to me as Lana or Llama. Lana is how most people say my name anyhow, so I don't really mind.

Age: Hmmm... nope, aint tellin. For now at least...

Little diddy's about me: No, I don't suffer from some sort of genetic mutation, but I am a bit... off. Ask anyone, and they'll agree. I'm sure that there are people who are more oddballish, but that's their problem. I often use the word "Spiffy" and the phrase "That's a nifty trick!". Actually, the list does not end there (in the least) but those are the ones that people hate the most. I don't really understand why, it's not like I'm saying "Golly gee, that's too bad!" or, "Aww, shucks!". That's just a one-way ticket into the land of dorkdom. I would like to consider myself smart, but I can't really. I just read a lot. But, on the plus side, I've recently discovered the secret to life. How's that for a neat epiphany, eh?

Stupid and somewhat random quotes.

"Do or do not, there is no try"-Yoda

"Luke...I AM YOUR FATHER!"-Darth Vader. No, I don't have a thing for Star Wars. I just like the quotes I'm full of quotes, I love maximum ride!

"We are here to watch manly men do manly things"-Fang (at a football stadium, looking at the cheerleaders)

"I vil now deshroy ze shnickars bahs!"-Gazzy (not sure about the spelling, but you get the idea)

"When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at people you don't like and see what happens."-Me

"The kids should just give the rabbit the FREAKING TRIX!!"-Me again

"Dude, you have some SERIOUS issues."- Me

"Rawr, I'm a purple dinosaur!"-Me

"GIVE ME THE FREAKING ERASER!! Ug, I hate you"- My friend Sofie. Haha, she would kill me if she caught me calling her Sofie (she's a real tomboy)

"I'm stupid, but I'm not THAT stupid, stupid!"-Me

"I like cheese."-Me

"When life gives you lemons, cuss at life because your more of an apple person."

"Wha??"-Me (My my, there is quite a lot from ME isn't there?)

"Ooo... sparkly..."-Me, looking at shiney things.

"Asian wannabe."-My friend Deb, talking to my manga obsessed friend, Jack. Haha, too true Deb!

"Pervert Asian wannabe."-Deb, yea, Jack's a bit of a perv. It's kinda funny though.

"My one goal in life is to obtain the Sharingan."-Jack. Dude, you're one obessive white kid.

"SUCKA!"-Ckh

"I won't tell you what I did, I'll just say that it had to do with the fire department and the police."-Sofie (she told us eventually- I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!)

"Don't touch that."-Madison. A friend. It goes along with a story, but you'll only think that it's funny if you know her.

"FOOOOTTTTBAAAALLLLLLL!!"-Lauren. A friend. She's a bit of a tomboy (sorta, kinda, not really) And LOVES to play football. (Pretty dang good at it too.)

"Well, it was funny when SHE said it."-Me, talking about a funny thing that happend. You wouldn't get it either, and you have to SAY it.

"Life's tough, get a helmet."-Kat (I know that it's not really HER quote, but she kept on hitting me in the head, saying that, and I couldn't get her back because she really DID have a helmet on, I'm still plotting my revenge.)

Me: "...'Well, we EARNED our spot!'

My dad:"... And so what's the punchline?"

Me:"That WAS the punchline!!"

"And I would have gotten away with it too, If it weren't for you MEDDLING KIDS!!"-Pretty much every scooby doo villan. Ever. Man, the writers must not be paid a lot.

Real event- No lie. It describes me perfectly. CKH (BFF) and I were going to a pool party (a "surprise" party for her sister's friend) Jess (her sister) Comes running up to us at the gate- and slips, hard.

Jess: OWWWWW!! What the heck?? I fell! Hahahaahahahahaha!!

Ckh: WOAH! (looks at me) That was something that only YOU would do!! (Starts laughing)

Me: 0_o...

this would be sad, if not for the fact that it were so true. Her sister's foot was cut up pretty badly and she got a unicorn band-aid. Don't ask why.

LIKES: Brother (too bad he doesn't like me), ALL of my friends (duh, hello, FRIENDS??) MAXIMUM RIDE!! Looking strange, correcting people, being the purple dinosaur that I am, I like to stare at people and freak them out, saying "I like cheese", saying "SUCCESS!", Eating pickles or toast, being a pickle (hehe, inside joke), killing zorgons (hehe, sorry, another inside joke), Stalking Iggy, telling people things that they don't understand, READING AND WRITING, DUH! Oh, and Bannana Cream Pie! Yumyumyum! FAX! ME-IGGY!! Iggyiggyiggyiggyiggyiggyiggy... hehe. And hamtaro. Powerpuffgirls. Not PPGZ. Never seen that one, but is no cool.

Dislikes: Fakers. Haters. Aligators (haha, naw, they're cool). REALLY Girly girls (trust me, they exist- I'm a bit of a girly girl myself, but not to the extent of some people...) People who cuss all the time just to look cool (look at my bottom rant) Niggy, Fudge, NudgeXGazzy. "The Great Gilly Hopkins". Awful book. Flamers. Miggy. Oh, and REALLY happy people (twitchtwitch). People who have to copy other people to feel secure about themselves (ATTACK OF THE CLONES PEOPLE) And reality TV. SO not real.

Rants (skip if you like)

Here you go, some rants all special just for you! For the record, I love Maximum Ride to bits, and hope that they (James Patterson) gets MR5 out nice and fast! I don't like (In fact, I HATE) the IggyXNudge thing. ARRG!! I don't like NudgeXGazzy. I hate this because JP says NOTHING about Iggy and Nudge. Besides, Iggy is too old for Nudge, and Nudge is too old for Gazzy. Niggy is just for people to give Iggy and Nudge a "partner". Well, for you Niggy fans out there, JEEZ! If you want to give Iggy or Nudge someone, create them yourself! Thanks for looking at my little rant. But... Niggy stuff drives me NUTS!!

Another rant!

I. Hate. The. Jonas. Brothers. And. Hannah Montana. "Nobody's Perfect" (Sadly, I've had to sit through far too many hours of that) is forever etched in my head, probably never to leave. The Jonas Brothers SOS is stupid... as is the rest of their music actually. Disney makes my ears bleed. In fact, there is not a Disney band or singer that I like in the slightest. I would gladly watch them all burn. BURN BABY BURN! MWAHAHAHAH- oh. Sorry, got carried away. Where were we? Oh yes. All Disney music promotes "Being yourself", "Having fun in a clean, wholesome way", and "Love". Well, that's all fine and dandy for a six year old, but not for me. It's unrealistic to think that there is such a thing as good music that can still make everyone happy. Or bad music that can make everyone happy in this case. Or bad music that can make me very unhappy. "OhmyGod, the Jonas Brothers are sooooo hot!" Is pretty much the only thing that goes through the Jonas Brothers Lovers girls. Open book. They don't actually think that they are "soooo hot" as they would "think" had they any free will, but have heard enough of the media say is making it "fact". It's not. All three are FRICKING UGLY. Oh yeah, I went there. They are not "hot", but supposedly everyone else thinks that they are "hot", so it must be true. That is called "delusional" class. People like that shouldn't kid themselves, the Jonas Brothers can't sing and are just a ploy to lure in stupid preteens into buying their random junk. Actually, my hate for Disney Music is the reason for an epiphany that I recently had, but that's something totally different.

Now for Hannah Moncrapa. C'mon, you didn't think that I would skip her did you? Miley Cyrus is seriously getting old. But you know what? She was never new. "Ohmygosh, she's so sweet!" is the appeal. "I love her music!!" Is utter rubbish (I feel like a Brit!) and her "Cute clothes" make me want to barf. Or go blind, which I actually wouldn't mind because Ig- oh, forget it. But all the sparkles... are sickening. I also HATE the colors. "Rainbow Barf" as my math teacher would say (gosh that man's annoying). Her show is something that I would like to comment on. Because there is hardly any of her music, I don't mind it nearly as much. But I still highly dislike it. They killed off the mother because A) They don't have to pay for another adult actress and B) They can squeeze at least six episodes out of it. It is also a marketing ploy to force you to feel sympathy for the characters. And we all know that sometime after two seasons from now, the Lily (is that her name) and the guy with the brown hair are going to get together. It's painfully obvious, to the point where you can't help but roll your eyes.

Random crap that really doesn't need to be read and you should actually skip. I mean it, it's just some old rambles.

I love Alex Rider, and need to (again) read the books. A new one is going to come out soon, am I right?? (If Alex was not taken, He would be MINE!!) Some more books I like are HURT GO. HAPPY. about a girl who can't hear and a chimp named Sukari. SO CUTE!! You have to read it just once in your lifetime. At least. It is a really powerful story. CHERUBS is awesome. Pity the USA gets the books later then the UK

Music I like.

I love the White Stripes, I'm getting into Queens of the Stone Age (I love Sick Sick Sick!) and the Beatles. I also hate, and I mean hate rap. I would happily shoot any and all rappers. It's annoying, sexist, and SERIOUSLY getting old. Not that it was interesting in the slightest to begin with, but if I hear another "Low low low low low low low low..." again I will scream. Loudly. I would also like to take another moment to shoot Zac Effron (gag me and kill me.). Don't care if that's not how you spell his name, but I hate him. I have been forced to sit and watch both High Puke Musical one and two. I would have happily taken an ax to the offending TV, if not for the fact that I did not have an ax on either occasions and neither time was it my own TV. I also have little regard for grammar when it doesn't really matter (this was a joke for you slightly denser people out there).

The angel in my "name" is the Angel from MR. though she is not my favorite character. I LOVE Iggy!! In fact, lets break down my name, shall we?

Name breakdown

Evil: This is more of an Evil Angel thing. Angel in my opinion is a bit evil.

Angel: I love MR fanfics. Like... LOVE them. In fact, they are pretty much the only fanfics that I read. I wanna get into Alex Rider fanfics, but I have to reread the books first. Gotta get them from the library. Working on it! SO this is Angel from MR. Duh.

of: no comment.

DOOM: Angel is cool, but really, I love Iggy. That has already been said. So, DOOM is really just because Angel is Powerful... And I like the way it looks...

I love you Iggy!

Iggy: WTF?

Me:Yeah, I know that I'm giving you to my OC in my story, but we can still be together, right?

Iggy: Hmm... I dunno. Do you mind explosives?

Me: If they are aimed at me. Like the last time (when I tried to get your hair for roughdiamond5. By the way, I never got that hair. I already told her that the eyelash is out of the question, but his toenail is my next target)

Iggy: Wait, that was YOU??

Me: Oops!! Looks like me secret life as an Iggy stalker is revealed!

Iggy: Sorry... but in that case, I'm gonna have to turn you down.

Me: WAIT! NO!! chases a poor, unsuspecting Iggy.

Kat (my BFF): Give up on him!

Me:... (shouting) What? Cant hear you, I'm too far away! Man that boy's fast!

Kat:... 0_o... I'm going to leave now...

And the Quest continues! Look out for more of these in a story, I might put them there (thank you raoughdiamond5 for the idea!)

Smile! Evil Angel of DOOM

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. I never put stuff like that into my profile, but is was IGGY!

UPDATE!! Maximum Ride: The Final Warning was a total bust. HATED IT! TFW was just a poster book for the earth and was mostly Max spewing off random statistics about the world and how we can protect it. It was not only a bad book for Maximum Ride, but just a plain bad book. SOB!!