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Name: just call me Celina or Celli

Age:Sixteen

Birthday: September 3rd, 1995

Gender: Female

Fave Movies: Labyrinth, Saw Trilogy,Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, The Dark Knight, Alice in Wonderland(Tim Burton;2010), The Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Angels & Demons, Friday the 13th(2009 remake)Pirates of the Caribbean(all 3), The Uninvited, Mall Cop:Paul Blart, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(2008, the one with Johnny Depp), Disney Classics(like The Little Mermaid, Cinderella,Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, & The Aristocrats), Sherlock Homes(2009), Harry Potter movies(tried reading the books but it didn't work out XD), Boondock Saints, & The Lovely Bones.

Fave Tv shows: Heroes, Vampire Diaries, America's Funniest Home Videos, House M.D, & American Idol.

Location: near Grand Rapids, Michigan

Fave singers or bands: David Cook, Taylor Swift, David Bowie, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Carrie Underwood, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera, Three Days Grace, Emilie Autumn, Marilyn Manson, Daughtry, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, K.T. Tunsell, Ludo, & Kerli

Fave Books: Vampire Kisses

Things I Hate: the color pink, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, bright colors, spiders, Selena Gomez, Anything on Disney Channel, preps, Paris Hilton,& u get the picture so on forth

My current obsession: Alice: Madness Returns and The Vampire Diaries TV show

Me, myself, & I:I'm shy, weird/crazy( & when i mean weird, i mean really weird), and sweet & caring(for some people) I've had a fanfiction account for awhile now! :D

TEAM DAMON

TEAM JIGSAW

TEAM KRUEGER

TEAM JOKER

TEAM SWEENEY

TEAM SPARROW

TEAM JAFAR (XD)

TEAM JARETH

TEAM SNAPE

Now some Movie and TV quotes!

Let's put a smile on that face! -Joker (The Dark Knight)

( Sylar in an elevator covered in blood with an unknown man)

Sylar: Is there a problem?

Man: (sweats and stutters nervously) N-no

(Sylar detects lie)

Sylar: Oh...it does kinda tingle.

That's the thing about the truth! Claire...it stings like a bitch - Sylar

Claire: Give it back Lyle!
Lyle: No! I'm going to put it on YouTube and make like a million bucks!
Zach: YouTube's free, idiot!

...you're really gonna have to stop trying to be my friend, or I'm gonna have to kill you.- Sylar

Luke: Why are you doing this to me?
Sylar: Because you're here and i need to express my feelings!

I can hear you dialing 911. - Sylar

Dale Smither: That sound in your heart, what is it?

Sylar: Murder.

Angela: Nathan?

Nathan(Sylar): Guess again

“I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.” ~Damon Salvatore(Vampire Diaries)

You feel you now have control, don't you? You think you will walk away untested. I promise that my work will continue. That I have ensured. By hearing this tape, some will assume that this is over, but I am still among you. You think it's over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun. ~John Kramer/Jigsaw(Saw)

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. ~Jareth(Labyrinth)

Jareth: Well, what have we here?
Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.
Jareth: [removing his disguise at the last second] Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

I invented chill! ~Jack Frost(The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause)

Mother Nature: Jack Frost, You are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack Frost: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.
Scott Calvin: Oh, please.
Jack Frost: Guilty as charged.

[returning to reality after not being Santa] Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would. ~Jack Frost(Santa Clause 3)

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake.
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

Jack Sparrow[with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

You Know You're an Author When:
1. You talk to yourself
2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes
3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.
4. You don't have a favourite song, you have multiple theme songs!
5. You have read a 250+page book in less than a day
6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)
6. Your writing teacher hates you.
6. You failed English class.

:HEATH LEDGER:
It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his personality
It takes 1 day to fall madly in love with him
It takes 1 lifetime to cope without him

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. He sat down, and the white man behind him scoffed.
The white man then tapped the black man on the shoulder and said, "Coloured people aren’t allowed in here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured."
The black man then sat back down and the white man got up and walked away...
Copy this into your profile and help stop racism!

NOW for the NEW Copy and Paste's Section!

Note: I'm just gonna make them up now instead of hunting them down at the moment! XD

Copy and Paste this to your profile if your wary of eating peaches after watching Labyrinth

A Song Shuffle quiz thingy XD

1. How does the world see me?

Wheel of the World Carrie Underwood

2. Will I have a happy life?

Criminal World David Bowie

3. What do people really think of me?

Endlessly, She Said AFI

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

My Medicine the Pretty Reckless

5. How can I make others happy?

The Go Getter the Black Keys

6. How can I make myself happy?

Tea Party Kerli

7. What should I do with my life?

Innocent Taylor Swift

8. Will I ever have children?

Kiss My Sass Cobra Starship

9. What is some good advice for me?

You Wouldn’t Like Me Tegan and Sara

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Dream On Aerosmith

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Love Game Lady Gaga

12. What song will play at my funeral?

I’m Not the One The Black Keys

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Where’s My Angel? Metro Station

14. What is my day going to be like?

Like a Boy Ciara

15. Why am I here?

This Ain’t a Scene; It’s An Arms Fall Out Boy

16. What will people remember me for?

Freak Out Avril Lavigne

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Take Me Under Three Days Grace

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

My Happy Ending Avril Lavigne

19. What will this year be all about?

I Write Sins Not Tragedies Panic! At the Disco

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Sparks Fly Taylor Swift

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Someday When I Stop Loving You Carrie Underwood

20. Your message to the world:

Horseshoes and Handgrenades Green Day

21. Your deepest secret:

Not Your Enemy Jesse McCartney

22. Your innermost desire:

Sleep My Chemical Romance

23. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Without Hinder

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

It’s Disgusting Ke$ha

25. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Let This Go Paramore

26. Right now, your feelings are:

Invisible Taylor Swift

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

She’s My Winona Fall Out Boy

28. You scream when you cry:

What Can I Say? Carrie Underwood ft. Sons of Sylvia

29. You’d describe your best friend as:

A Message Coldplay

30. Your friends describe you as:

White Blank Page Mumford and Sons (well don’t I feel loved…)

31. In an elevator you are most likely to:

Welcome Home Tegan and Sara

32. Your philosophy in life is:

I’m Not Okay (I Promise) My Chemical Romance

33. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Never Gonna Give You Up the Black Keys

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With love,

~Celina-Marie~

Other sites I'm on:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=2470602

http://xxcelinamariexx.deviantart.com/

http://www.youtube.com/user/CelliAngel095

http://thedarkjokeress.tumblr.com/