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| Guttersnipe |
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man. This account has been marked as inactive. | |||||
1. XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters » reviewsStaring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete2. Public Service Announcement » reviewsUpon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X SakuraNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 10-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete3. A Family of Sorts » reviewsCh 7: Noticing Sasuke's return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man's view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, "She's good! She is good!" Team Hebi, SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 1-3-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.4. The Eternal Soundtrack » reviewsTrack8:Breaking:"I'll never hurt you. You know that, don't you?" he spoke quietly, blue eyes watching her. "I know, but...I will hurt you," she answered, her voice gentle, easing his heart over the cliff. One-sided NarutoXSakura, peripheral SakuraXSasukeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 12-6-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H.5. Samson and Delilah reviews"Tell me...what the secret of your strength is?" she whispers to him again tonight. "The lotus in the hourglass," he lies again, watching his secret as she smiles over her treacherous thoughts. Kanda X LenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Kanda Yuu & Lenalee Lee - Complete6. The S Factor reviewsFollowing his logical mind's suggestion, Allen backed away and opted not to say anymore to the angry, angry chibi with the sword. Crack!D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-18-08 - Allen Walker - Complete7. Dear Manjournal, reviewsNeji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it's...doing things."NXTNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-18-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete8. Softly and Without Remorse reviewsSelf-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X SakuraNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. The Skirt is the Sword's Natural Enemy reviews"You've got Kanda all hot and bothered, Lenalee!" Allen practically shouted, desperation upon his face. "You have to stay away from him! Look! Here's a nice janitor's closet; just hide in here for a few minu—uh—years, until he cools down." Crack!KandaLenaD.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-2-08 - Complete10. At Seventeen reviewsHe wasn't something broken; just something that simply wasn't anymore. Sasukecentric.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete11. Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of reviewsBut as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. "Sasuke, it's bros before hoes." "I can't believe you just said that to me with a straight face," Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.CracNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete12. Of Fear and Women » reviewsLife sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X SNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. I, According to Me » reviewsCh2Sasuke:And the disconcerting circumstance, of a boy so young having an ambition so tainted, is not lost on him. Ch3Sakura:But there is a rift between them. She knows. Has known it since the beginnings of Team Seven. Will have all teams.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 11-28-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.14. Certifiable reviewsTHIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I'M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAACHAN! BAACHAN! Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete15. The First reviewsFirst kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And inbetween is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 11-25-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete16. Dear Hormones, reviewsA letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 11-5-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete17. Thoughts on the Teme reviewsNaruto muses on his best friend and rival's feelings towards Team Seven. [Friendship fic twixt Naruto and Sasuke. Some SasuketoSakura elements.] [Kind of turned into a drabble, which I hate myself for. So please don't add to the hate.]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-22-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. Lee's Guide to Rocking the Green Spandex Jumpsuit reviewsRock Lee loves his Green Spandex Jumpsuit. Obviously he wears it every freakin' day! But, it does entail certain challenges for the wearer. Of course, challenges only build character, experience, and Youthfulness, which is why Lee has composed a guide.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-30-07 - Lee R. & Neji H. - Complete19. Ignorance is Bliss reviewsDon't look. Don't glance. Just glare at him. Ignore her. Stare at him. Pain follows your eyes, so just don't…look at…her.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-30-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete20. Isn't Life Grand? reviewsWhile taking a break from training, Lee begins an illfated conversation with Neji and Tenten about the wonders of life and the Springtime of Youth.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-23-07 - Lee R. & Neji H. - Complete
