Another overhauling... what else is new/

Gender: Male

Age: Not young but not old either.

Character Description:

Lazy and overeats a lot but has somehow kept his body in good shape because of basketball, occasional construction work, ...and laundry. Has an absolute betting problem and once lost his entire month's allowance in a bet during the 2004 NBA finals. Also swears a lot during basketball games and DOTA matches but is otherwise calm and composed. Has nothing against Canadians but absolutely loathes Steve Nash (two-time MVP my azz). A basketball addict who loves the NBA (with the exception of David Stern), The Lakers, Kobe Bryant (registered member of KB24.com), Michael Jordan, and the game in general. A Cleris fanboy who is currently a member of the CxA forums.

Is currently in College and is enrolled in BSN. Course work is a total killer but I have somehow maintained a good booz drinking regimen. After 4 years, has somehow (by some miracle) survived College, and (barring any unforeseeable cataclysmic event that would signal the end of humanity as we know it) is about to graduate on March 29, 2009.

P.S. - I don't smoke.

V03's Favorite Boxers (in order)

1. Manny Pacquiao

2. Miguel Cotto

3. Juan Manuel Marquez

4 Floyd Mayweather Jr.

5. Nonito Doniare

Future Fics That I Wish to Write:

?? x Bleach - i have an interesting plot bunny that's been really bothering me. All I can say is this is probably the most unlikely crossover... ever.

FF8 oneshot inspired by the "Rinoa is Ultimacia Theory".

FF7 oneshot... probably another Cleris one.

Thinking of making fics about the NBA and it's players (FF.Net already has a wrestling section, why not add a basketball section too.)

Favorite Quotes:

Sir Charles Barkley...

On one of Nate Robinson's dunks during All Star weekend: "Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!"

On his race with referee Dick Bavetta: "I know I'm a fat, old has-been, but there's no way an old man of 67 can outrun me. It's impossible!"

On Sam Cassell: "I love Sam Cassell, he's a great guy... but he does look like E.T."

On the nation's warning to the public to buy duct tape: "Black people use duct tape for everything. You break a chair, use duct tape. Your pants rip, use duct tape. You tear your ACL, use duct tape!"

I'mma Let You Finish

In homage to Kanye West (You know I don't got no beef with you, man... but that was just too fucked up!!)

Kanye @ PBF-JMM weigh in...

"Yo Floyd, I know you weighed in at 146 and I'mma let you finish, but YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WEIGH IN AT 144! 144!"

Kanye @ Jon and Kate...

"Yo Jon and Kate, I'm really happy for you an' I'mma let you finish, but Jessica and Nick had the best reality TV marriage trainwreck of ALL TIME!!

Kanye @ The Joker...

"Yo Joker, I'm really happy for you an' I'mma let you finish, but I am the biggest clown of all time! OF ALL TIME!!

(Feel free to copy and add)

Finished Works:

Of Blood and Memories

Works in Progress:

Of Blood and Memories: Child of Calamity

Status--> Chapter 4: Pending

Dreams of an Angel

Status--> Chapter 21: Pending

Two-Faced Heart

Status--> Chapter 2: Just finished it. Gonna post it real soon.

Planned Fanfics (meaning, their respective plot bunnies are reeking havoc in my brain):

Forever and Never (Ranma 1/2 Fanfic)

Zero Legacy (Code Geass Fanfic)

Naruto one-shot (Title Still Pending)

Final Fantasy one-shot (Title Still Pending)

NEW FANFIC TO DEBUT SOON!!

LOVE'S MELANCHOLY!