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since: 07-20-07, id: 1330832, Profile Updated: 06-22-09
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Author has written 32 stories for X-overs, Naruto, Pokemon, Digimon, StarTrek: Other, Warcraft, Kingdom Hearts, Game X-overs, and American Dragon: Jake Long.

Hello I dedicate my next chapters(though none of my chapters come out good) to the men and women of the US/British armed forces and to a recent K.I.A. Soldier I'd like to call a friend but we only chatted on Youtube.

Just to let you know I am only using the polls as a guideline sometimes though I might just ignore them completely

I asked not to be Flamed. A Stickler For The Rules(Review pen not a member As far as I know yet) I did not know about the other site or I would not have posted the story here to begin with. A Stickler For The Rules Never Review my stories EVER again.

Hello to those reading my pokegirl fic, I am sorry to delete it but I have the link to it ready for you here this is the edited version only major change is age and I added a fight scene

This is an update on my stories: I have just finished two chapters of my newest story and it will be posted after my Beta gives the ok

I am going to make a new one for this site because I am not in the mood to listen to people gripe and I swear if one more person flames me without good reason(cat died, just got dumped, is arrested) then keep your flame to yourself, other then that, review I can't get better if I don't get suggestions

I have been given permission to continue Return of the Biju so PLEASE no grief

OK I am going to start taking requests because I don't know what everyone likes so tell be what you want me to write(mostly Naruto, or Warcraft please) and I'll try to write it

Favorite pairings: Naruto/Yugito, Harry Potter/Marietta, Eragon/Arya, Naruto/Tayuya, Naruto/Haku(female), Naruto/Hanabi, Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Hana, Naruto/OC(female), Naruto/Shizune, Naruto/Harem, Naruko/Itachi(don't ask), Naruto/FEMALEItachi

My current Pairings(writing and not posted yet included): Naruto/Femalekyuubi, Naruto/Hanabi, Naruto/Hana(if I can think of a plot line), Naruto/OC, Naruto/Ino, Ash/Misty, Flare(I own the rights to him!)/Ellimere(Her too!), Flare/Hanabi, Naruto/Shizune, Flare/Shizune, Naruto/Sasuke(I made a promise though I am not going to be the best writer for it...), Naruto/Shizune, Harem(Return of The Clans), Harry Potter/Marietta, Naruto/Yugito, Flare/Linith(I own the rights to her!), Naruto/FemSasuke-

Thing Never to do to me: Insult my Family/girlfriend/friends, Flame me on story lines I told you I'd have trouble on,-

Stories I have Finished: Love Lasts a Lifetime, Kitsune Guardian, Return of the Clans, An Uchiha And An Uzumaki,-

On Hiatus Until Farther Notice: Original Storyline Flare's Story, Flare's Story, Return of the Biju version two, Simple love, The Kyukage And The Mizukage(on Haitus till the second book of the Kitsune Guardian series is done), Dream Come True, Flare The Neko Guardian, Pains Caused by Love, all stories I am writing, Shoushi: Orochi Guardian

Hello I just wanted to add I do not hate anyone on Naruto save for Sasuke-teme and Orochimaru-teme and while I may do some bashing on Sandaime, team07, Anko, etc. it is because I am setting the scene for the story/stories

Hello who ever wants to borrow Ellimere-san, Flare-kun, and Rune-san can

To use Linith, Sasiya, Aiki, Shoushi ask first

any and all Jutsu I make can be used save for the Kitsune Guardian's Jutsu: Kitsune Damned; Kitsune Guardian Seal Release; Kitsune Guardian Kuchiyose No Jutsu, Ask to use these

Here is my home page on HEX

Fictonpress Stories

Characters

Sayuri(FemSasuke) http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/joseph33759/Naruto/SexyNoJutsuItachi.jpg

Linith

Flare

Ellimere

Rune

James

Masao

Morji

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, popcornlover453, The Living Enigma, Joseph33759

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

you know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

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1. World of Mix? Rewrite » reviews
What if the Shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato found a portal? and not just any portal but a Dark Portal? Join Uzumaki Naruto and his former students as they shake Azeroth to the core. set in the far future of Naruto, and somewhere inbetween WoW and TBC
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 2-15-09
2. The Shadows »
The category this story belongs in does not exist. Many people have dreamed about space travel, but what if in another universe all together there were people who thrive through space travel? rated M for language and future chapters
Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 9-3-08
3. The New Federation » reviews
What if they met the borg in the original series? main ship the USS Interceptor Let is be known I do not own Star Trek
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 12-29-07
4. the Namikaze » reviews
Naruto is back! And much stronger and smarter then in the canon! Will him and Sayuri be able to work together to over come the Akasuki sp? ? Sequel to An Uchiha and An Uzumaki, Rated M for Mature Naruto/Sayuri FemSasuke Pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 4-23-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
5. The Kyukage And The Mizukage » reviews
Final story of the Kitsune Guardian series Reposted the first chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 10-29-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi
6. the Interloper »
This is some of the many missing chapters to my Flare's Story thank you. Also I got a new keyboard so I will be posting new chapters ASAP
X-overs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,754 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 12-30-08
7. The HuntzDragon » reviews
Love makes people do a lot of crazy things but what Jake does is Treason to the Dragon Order Can his own family forgive him? Even if the Dragon Order doesn't?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 4-30-09 - Jake & Rose
8. The Argent's crusade » reviews
A Human Paladin and a Blood Elf Warlock, what is it these two have in common? Their hatred of the Scourge and neutrality towards each faction, Allied to none but the Argent, and hated by the Lich King and the Scarlet dogs.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 4-23-09
9. Return of the Bijuu Version 2 » reviews
Ok I have gotten premission to continue this story [yay] and I will try to keep to the original aurthors writing style but knowing me I'll add a couple jutsu or two NO I WILL NOT PUT FLARE IN THIS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 9-14-07 - Naruto U.
10. Poke'mon Shinobi »
Hey a Poke'monKitsune Guardian series Xover, forgot my jumpdrive so this is the only story I have ready
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,921 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 11-12-07
11. Pains Caused by Love » reviews
Naruto is engaged to Hana but he loves Yugito. Naruto is a Kumo shinobi there will be sex scenes Kyuubi was not sealed in Naruto. this is the sequel of Love Lasts a Lifetime, Haiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 10-19-07 - Naruto U. & Hana I.
12. original storyline Flare's story part two »
The second story in the Elemental stories fanfic
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 2-7-08
13. Ninjas inLove AKA Ningen inLove » reviews
Naruto enters the Chuunin exams for the seond time, this time as a solo contented he then meets someone who changes his life Naruto/Yugito pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 3-4-08 - Naruto U. & Yugito N.
14. Naruko's Heart » reviews
A young man crosses dimensions to visit a 'world' he created, but was knocked off course and has no way to return, he read the Naruto series all the way to the end \based in mankinds/ future and appeared about a week before team 07 left for Wave
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 8-15-08 - Naruto U.
15. Love for Jinchuriki » reviews
Brand new story from me, btw Kitsune Guardian: Return of The Clans is on Haitus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 12-29-07 - Naruto U.
16. Flare The Neko Guardian » reviews
Why Flare Hates Nekomata an Original story line no Naruto charries mostly sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 11-27-07
17. Firey Flames » reviews
Plains of fire that burn the skies, what is Naruto's fate? Is it to fight or is it to flee? Naruto/Yugito fanfic yes another one by me, rating may go up. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 10-31-08 - Naruto U. & Yugito N.
18. Dream Come True » reviews
HEY! trying out a knew story this might become my prodominate story so sorry for those watching Kitsune Guardian, and Pains Caused by Love Ja ne!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 11-7-07 - Naruto U.
19. Dark Hearts »
What if the Dark-keyblade wasn't a evil keyblade persay? and what if there was a world light doesn't exist? Meet Masao and Shoushi as they end up with Sora and the gang fighting the Heartless
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 5-13-08 - Sora & Kairi
20. A Royal Mess »
What is instead of the shinobi being a neutral party, but rather joined the Alliance? AU of 'World of Mix' however it is set AFTER the Shinobi have joined the Alliance. will have Outland this time.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,813 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 7-12-09
21. A Love Born Young » reviews
An AU Pokegirl fic if doesn't belong under this cat. tell me. For every rule there is an exception, a term that made dealing with a bond that science says couldn't happen, it is against the rules, but it did and now you will hear the story of how
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 1-9-08
22. An Uchiha And An Uzumaki » reviews
Sasuke's a girl?" asked Naruto and Kakashi nodded, "Hai, and it seems she's liked you for sometime" FEMSasuke/Naruto. Sakura bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 3-24-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
23. World of Mix? » reviews
This is my 1st Naruto WarCraft Xover so please be nice summary inside rating may go up, every few day's I'll update unless I have no more chapters to post then when I have a chance I'll update
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,222 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 4-6-08
24. My Breaking point reviews
A rant that was long in coming sorry
X-overs - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete
25. Naruto the Digidestined » reviews
The Digital world is in danger from two worlds itself and, The ninaja world? Naruto Digimon X-over discontinued up for adoption
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 12-6-07 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Sora T.
26. Return of The Clans » reviews
The sequel to Kitsune Guardian mainly about Flare sorry Naruto/FEMALEKyuubi OC/Harem COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 11-14-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete
27. Kekki Genkai Bloodline Blood limits reviews
All the Gathered information of doujutsu that I know of
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-08 - Complete
28. Rules of a Biju Guardian reviews
This information is my own, all for my Kitsune Guardian series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-08 - Complete
29. Kitsune Kanshisha or Fox Guardian » reviews
Well here we go my first pure fanfic Enjoy NarutoFEMALEKyuubi OC&OC. Sandaime Bashing. light team 07 bashing. Haku and Zabuza live! you'll see why later. 'Chapter' 22 is the sneak peek for Return of The Clans COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,611 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 9-5-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete
30. Love Lasts a Lifetime » reviews
Naruto is a Kumo shinobi there will be sex scenes Kyuubi was not sealed in Naruto, NarutoYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-4-07 - Naruto U. & Yugito N. - Complete
31. Biju reviews
Info about the Biju found on the Internet thought some people would like a one stop for info on them rating is to be safe I did not read it throughly so if you think it should be a lower rating tell me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-07 - Kyuubi - Complete
32. original storyline Flare's story part one » reviews
Only reason this story is on this site is because it's sequal is a mixed Fanfic I have decided to make this a multi-part story Complete -Will be edited later-
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete
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