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since: 07-20-07, id: 1330896, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
country: UK
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

Well... my name's Steve, I'm 28, I like long, moonlit walks on the beach, and I'm a Cancer. (According to my brother, I'm actually a cancerous tumour on the arse of humanity). My twin brother is my beta, MagnaMorbius. If you ever find a part of my story that you don't like, chances are he thought of it (!). Oddly enough, Morbius' real name is Andrew. If you've read my BWL story, it makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Moving on: FanFiction. I love Fanfiction. After the diabolical mess that was 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows', I could have cried. I had no choice but to absorb as much Fanfiction as possible, to get the revolting images out of my head.

And here's why: Ron and Hermione. How in the name of all that is good would Hermione, the smartest witch in her generation, end up with Ron, a goof with the emotional range of a teaspoon, and an intelligence equal to my sock draw (always bloody empty, dammit). I mean... come on. It just wouldn't happen, would it? Hermione's not that stupid. (Unless I'm feeling vindictive, in which case...)

As such, my fanfics are primarily H/Hr (As it should have been!)

I'd also like to point out that I do not hate the Weasleys (with the possible exception of Ron). In a lot of my stories, I Ginny-bash. Not 'cause I hate her, it's just that it's so damned easy to bash Weasleys (except Fred and George).

My next topic is OOC. I like OOC, if it's believable OOC. Hermione becoming the biggest bike at Hogwarts is a little too OOC (Unless I'm feeling vindictive... hmmm. Although, I have to say, I've been on a Vengeance!Harry kick recently, and I've had a couple of truly weird ideas). Ginny becoming the biggest bike is not. I mean, how many boyfriends did she actually get through before deciding to settle of Harry. Harry becoming the next Dark Lord... possible, in a good AU. Harry being manipulated by Dumbledore (come on... if you can't see Dumbledore's been manipulating Harry, you need to re-read OotP, and HBP. Seriously.)

'Ships: I like the conventional ships, and some of the unconvential ships. However, the truly ridiculous ships annoy me. Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort? Are you kidding? I mean, ignoring the fact that Voldemort is 66 while Harry is twelve. By the time Harry's old enough, Voldemort is old enough to be his Great-Grandfather. Snape? Why do people love putting Harry with Snape? Do you all forget that Snape LOATHES Harry with a fiery vengeance? That whole 'seven years of abuse at the hands of his father'? Come on... Which leads me nicely to Draco Malfoy. At exactly what point did their mutual hatred turn into Unresolved Sexual Tension? Harry hates Malfoy for being a stuck-up bigoted pig, while Malfoy hates Harry for being a half-blood who defies his master. This is not the basis for a working relationship. Even though I'm convinced Draco's gay.

With regards to my fictions:

Quantum Leap: This is the story I'm primarily working on at the moment, while my creative juices are flowing. However, I have been known to run out of creative juices (oddly enough, whenever I blow my nose...)

Boy-Who-Lived: This is a collaboration story with my beta, MagnaMorbius (who informed me that he's written 57.7 of the story). The first part is completed, and has now been posted. We've kinda forgotten it for a while... Sorry.

White Knight: I'm really enjoying writing this one, but I got stumped, so it's on hiatus. It won't be as long as QL or BWL will be, but it should be reasonably enjoyable.

Missing, presumed... Missing: On temporary hiatus while I re-evaluate the plotline. Too much, too soon. Don't worry, soon it'll be back, and better than ever!

I've also taken the liberty of working on several other stories. At the present time, I've got 43 WiPs in my files... I don't just wanna start posting first chapters as the muse strikes me, though, 'cause they'd be LOADS of half-finished fics.

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1. Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap » reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 281,994 - Reviews: 3858 - Updated: 10-28-10 - Published: 12-17-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
2. A Collection of Harmonious OneShots » reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,085 - Reviews: 538 - Updated: 3-17-10 - Published: 1-9-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
3. The Real Us » reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,923 - Reviews: 676 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
4. Missing: Presumed Missing? » reviews
After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 12-20-07 - Harry P.
5. The White Knight » reviews
ON HIATUS WHILE I REWRITE IT. The Second War ended when Voldemort was killed in 1998, right? Er... no. There are still battles to be fought, old enemies to kill, and a destiny to claim. Will be H/Hr, but only at the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,697 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
6. A Harmonian Way of Life reviews
Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 3-24-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
7. Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived » reviews
On that fateful night, Halloween, 1981, Voldemort was defeated by the BWL, Andrew Potter. What happened to Harry? He became... something else. H/Hr/G. Rating for language and implied situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,671 - Reviews: 374 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
8. Harry Potter Power Ranger? reviews
I blame the reviewers for this one... Harry Potter\Power Rangers crossover. Damn you all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 2-28-08 - Harry P. - Complete
9. All Because of Hermione Granger » reviews
PostOotP. Harry confesses his love to Hermione... only to be shot down. His return to Privet Drive and his depression spells the end of the World. H/Hr. Fairly Dark theme. Was a one-shot, now has a second, happy chappie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
10. Confrontations in the Common Room reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 130 - Published: 12-28-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
11. How to get to school when the Portal's Broken reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 12-23-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
12. Out of Time reviews
A companion piece to Quantum Leap. Shortly after Harry arrives in the past, somebody else comes to find out why he's back. A HPDr. Who crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-20-07 - Harry P. - Complete
13. Sillyness at the World Cup reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 12-17-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
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