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Author has written 43 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Soul Eater, X-overs, Kuroshitsuji, and Doctor Who. "Get out your dictionary. I use big words." ~Toasty Check out the poll up at the top, if you please! Thank you. =w= I’m a really simply person; a bit insane, but predictable. My name is Toasty Kuta. I like to read manga and fiction and watch anime, historical documentaries, things about the paranormal, and crime shows. Most of my time in school is spent writing fanfiction, not learning. My other activities include cosplaying and costuming, going to school and doing the work I get there, drawing, going to conventions, and collecting quotes, icons, and fanart. My favorite foods are pizza, pasta, and steak. I believe in LGBTQP rights. I have horrible handwriting and often come up with many different plots for fanfictions, mostly Alternate Universes. I have a hard time working with deadlines and I usually update sporadically. I usually ship mostly canon-hinted pairings, but I enjoy a well writing crack-pairing. I dislike Mary and Gary Stu’s, English dub fangirls, “toast” jokes, cosplay elitists, and needles. I am working on my own novel, but it is far from being complete and is simply in the planning stages. I hope you enjoy my stories and I wish you a good day. Many and Kind Regards, Toasty Kuta For more updates/my other art, you can follow me on: My deviantart account My fictionpress.com account. My cosplay.com account My youtube account. Yes, I’m ToastWeaselofDOOM or ToastWeasel all over the internet. No, I don’t have a Facebook, Myspace, AIM/IM, and you cannot have my email. Sorry. Stories In Progress: Past Hauntings -- Soul Eater. Alternate Universe. AU. Franken Stein has everything. A wonderful wife, a house, and a respectable job. But this could all change when a mistake he made fifteen years ago comes back to haunt him. Life is a Deception -- Bleach. Alternate Universe. Life is a Ball sequel. After one year, Toshiro's happy, healthy, and the adopted son of local town writer, Ukitake Jushiro. But there's trouble brewing on the horizon, and it could spell doom for the perfect world that Hitsugaya has found. The Scientist and the Tonfa -- Soul Eater. Alternate Universe. A collection of oneshots and drabbles about Stein and Marie, sometimes as friends, but more often then not a couple. Spoilers for Manga Chapters 61 and up. Metal Soul's Insanity -- Soul Eater. A Steampunk/Soul Eater crossover. Horror, Adventure, Mystery. The good ship Shibusen's mission is to defeat the insanity... too bad the Arachnephobia Pirate's won't have it. TBC after Past Hauntings and Life is a Deception are complete. Those Who Have Fallen -- Hetalia: Axis Powers. Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort. Original State Characters. For all those who perished on 9/11 and for all who have been affected. A look at that day through the eyes of Alexander "New York" Jones. Rated M for adult themes. Please don't flame. Stories to Come: Beat of the Soul -- Soul Eater. Alternate Universe. Shibusen is an elite school of music located in Middle of Nowhere, USA, also know as Death City, Nevada. Follow the journey of several Shibusen students on their mission to become four separate rock bands and the troubles this mission causes. Preview Chapter is posted. TBC after Past Hauntings and Life is a Deception are complete. Another Untitled AustriaxHungary fic -- Hetalia: Axis Powers. Alternate Universe. Young Master Edelstein has decided to take a relaxing vacation in the woods during the winter and has brought his two personal servants to accompany him. Drama ensues when one servant just won't listen to his orders and Roderich starts to have strange dreams about the other... Another Untitled AustriaxHungary fic #3-- Hetalia: Axis Powers. Alternate Universe. Roderich Edelstein is an accomplished pianist and the successful owner of Edelweiss Cakes, a cake shop in a busy metropolis. He soon falls in love with the beautiful singer Elizabeta Héderváry, but there's a problem. She's the girlfriend of Gilbert Beilschmidt, one of his bus boys. Things could start to get complicated... PrussiaxHungary, AustriaxHungary Another Untitled AustriaxHungary fic #4 -- Hetalia: Axis Powers. Alternate Universe. "Are you Roderich?" He closed his book and nodded. "I am." "Hi, I'm Elizabeta, your blind date." Untitled Mom!Eliza fic -- Hetalia: Axis Powers. Alternate Universe. Elizaveta and Roderich were married and expected their first child--that's when everything started to go downhill. Untitled Crossover -- Hetalia: Axis Powers/Harry Potter crossover. Alternate Universe. Told through 3rd person views of one transfer student Roderich Edelstein and one student advisor Arthur Kirkland. The year from hell, as some would call it. My Favorite Quotes: "Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." ~Cyril Connolly "Detail makes the difference between boring and terrific writing. It’s the difference between a pencil sketch and a lush oil painting. As a writer, words are your paint. Use all the colors." ~Rhys Alexander “There comes a time when you have to stand up and shout: This is me damn it! I look the way I look, think the way I think, feel the way I feel, love the way I love! I am a whole complex package. Take me... or leave me. Accept me - or walk away! Do not try to make me feel like less of a person, just because I don't fit your idea of who I should be and don't try to change me to fit your mold. If I need to change, I alone will make that decision. When you are strong enough to love yourself 100 percent, good and bad - you will be amazed at the opportunities that life presents you.” ~ Stacey Charter "It's a Soul Eater mind-speak thing . . . you wouldn't understand." ~ Khaosdarkness7 and Toasty "Insanity is the ability to see the truth behind the lies. Since people can't handle the truth they lock us up . . . control us . . make us believe . . . lies . . ." ~ Anon "If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise." ~ Johann von Goethe "Earth is an insane asylum, to which other plants deport their lunatics." ~ Voltaire "For me, insanity is super-sanity, the normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity." ~ Jean Dubuffet "Never be bullies into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life, define yourself." ~ Harvy Firestein "Being a good writer is 3 percent talent, 97 percent not being distracted by the Internet." ~Anonymous "Ships? / Sure I'll sail them. / Show me the boat, / if it'll float, / I'll sail it. / Men? / Yes, I'll love them. / If they've got the style, / To make me smile, / I'll love them. / Life? / Course I'll live it./Let me have breath, / Just to my death/And I'll live it. Failure? / I'm not ashamed to tell it, / I never learned to spell it. / Not failure./" ~Maya Angelou, "Call Letters: Mrs. V.B" "We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets." ~Marilyn Monroe "Dare to be happy. Most people don’t allow themselves the luxury of being enthusiastic, light-hearted, inspired, relaxed, or happy…It seems that a great number of people are frightened at what a happy demeanor would look like to other people…This is a very unfortunate form of self-denial." ~Richard Carlson | |||||||
1. measured out in coffee spoons reviewsAU. There's a chess board in the breakroom for unknown reasons. Wood, medium sized, one where the board itself is actually the box for the pieces. It's always set up but never once has anybody sat down to play. It intrigues him.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-5-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III2. Drabbles Drabbles reviewsFive 100 word Doctor Who drabbles. No pairings. Characters include the Doctor, River Song, and Mickey Smith.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete3. Cheating Time reviewsIt's been five years—chronologically two hundred seventy-eight—since he's seen this version of her.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-13-11 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete4. Little Moments » reviewsA collection of AustriaxHungary oneshots. Rated T for safety. Enjoy!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-11 - Austria & Hungary5. Our First Christmas reviewsThey rarely got to spend time together like this, relaxing without the stress of life and obligation. The bills were paid, both had finished preparing their gifts, and a temporary reprieve from their respective works had been taken until the New Year.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-10 - Hungary & Austria - Complete6. Somebody reviewsFor LePetitePappillon. AustriaxHungary. AU. It all started one faithful morning at the counter-bar of the local city diner. That was where she met Roderich Edelstein and her life changed forever.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-6-10 - Hungary & Austria - Complete7. Dreams of the Future reviewsNew Netherlands dreams something strange and tells his motherland about it... State/Colony OCs. Adorable small child thought processes and actions.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-10 - Netherlands & America - Complete8. Those Who Have Fallen » reviewsFor all those who perished on 9/11 and for all who have been affected. A look at that day through the eyes of Alexander "New York" Jones. Original Characters, M for adult themes. Please don't flame.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-24-10 - Published: 9-11-10 - America & Netherlands9. War Games reviewsAlexander and Benjamin meet at an Allied War Camp by coincidence. They get to talking. American State OC's. Rated M for language and sensitive content.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-10 - America - Complete10. Lover's Dilemma reviewsHP/HAP crossover AU. Exchange students Roderich Edelstein and Elizabeta Héderváry struggle with their feelings for each other as the Hogwarts Christmas Ball approaches. Possible Multi-shot fic. AustriaxHungary main.Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-18-10 - Austria11. Shades of Love » reviewsFiveshot. Rated M for implied sexual/sensitive content in later chapters. Historical content. Mild changing of POVs. - - A look into the marriage and ensuing friendship of Roderich "Austria" Edelstein and Elizabeta "Hungary" Héderváry. Austria/Hungary.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-17-10 - Published: 8-6-10 - Austria & Hungary - Complete12. Life is a Deception » reviewsLife is a Ball sequel. After one year, Toshiro's happy, healthy, and the adopted son of local town writer, Ukitake Jushiro. But there's trouble brewing on the horizon, and it could spell doom for the perfect world that Hitsugaya has found. ON HIATUS.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 5-6-09 - T. Hitsugaya & Rukia K.13. Secret Diary reviewsWritten for the Daily Prompt over at the TARDIS challenge forum. Oneshot. The Doctor ponders over River's little blue book. Set directly after "Forest of the Dead."Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-10 - 10th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete14. Past Hauntings » reviewsAU. Franken Stein has everything. A wonderful wife, a house, and a respectable job. But this could all change when a mistake he made fifteen years ago comes back to haunt him. ON HIATUS.Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,991 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-9-10 - Published: 7-28-09 - Franken Stein15. Next Stop, Everywhere reviewsFuture!Doctor/River. Spoilers for 4x08 and 4x09. Mentions of 10. Oneshot. '"Oh god, River, I'm sorry," he whispers as he takes in every detail of her fair, soot-stained face. "I'm so, so incredibly sorry . . . but I'm glad you died saving the world."'Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-10 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete16. Family reviewsBJ and Marie want to take the next step in starting a family. . . but something comes up they could never foresee. Alternate Universe AU , BJxMarieSoul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-10 - Marie17. His Childhood's Fleeting Return reviewsSpoilers for newest Manga arc. NOT CEILxSEBASTIAN. Ciel's reaction to the death of his beloved butler.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-10 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M.18. RealizationProfessor Franken Stein puts the pieces together to realize what had infiltrated Shibusen. Sequel to Bandages. Hinted SteinxMedusa. K for talk of blood. Based on Episode 12.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Published: 3-29-10 - Franken Stein & Medusa19. Creating A Cure » reviewsUkitake-taichou's tuberculosis is getting worse. There is only one person who can come up with a cure: the insomniac researcher of the Fourth Division. Can she come up with a cure in time? SPOILERS! -OC- COMPLETEBleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,293 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 3-26-10 - Published: 9-20-08 - Ukitake J. - Complete20. Metal Soul's Insanity » reviewsA Steampunk/Soul Eater crossover. Horror, Adventure, Mystery. The good ship Shibusen's mission is to defeat the insanity... too bad the Arachnephobia Pirate's won't have it.Crossover - X-overs & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-20-10 - Published: 2-9-10 - Soul21. Chrona is Infected reviewsShe's infected by them both. Her eyes, his insanity, their infamy. T for mild blood and swearing. Horror and Hurt without much comfort.Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-10 - Chrona & Franken Stein22. Pain and Suffering reviewsSequel to 'Cats and Dogs'. For LazyCatFish27. Sirius got his in the end. Don't mess with Minerva McGonagall. T for mild language. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete23. Watch Out for Snakes reviewsA late night visit makes Azusa question everything she's come to know. ch 61 spoilers, mild JustinxAzusa. Oneshot.Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-10 - Yumi & Justin Law - Complete24. Bandages reviewsThere was something not right about her... SteinxMedusa if you squint. K for mild blood because Stein needs to stop being careless with scalpels. Oneshot.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-10 - Franken Stein & Medusa - Complete25. Happy Birthday Uncle Russia reviewsAmerica tells New York he has to tell his hated Uncle Russia a happy birthday. State-tan OC. Rated for New York's potty mouth.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-09 - America - Complete26. Apology reviewsSpirit apologizes, but Stein needs more time to heal from betrayal then others. Oneshot. SteinxSpirit if that's what floats your boat.Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-09 - Franken Stein & Spirit-Death Scythe - Complete27. Trauma Center SpinoffAU. Twoshot. A spinoff of Makio-Kuta's Soul Eater AU fanfic, Trauma Center, for Makio-Kuta for Christmas. Stein is reconnected with old faces as he needs to save the live of an old friend.Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Published: 12-25-09 - Franken Stein & Masamune - Complete28. Beat of the Soul reviewsAU. Shibusen is an elite school of music located in Middle of Nowhere, USA, also know as Death City, Nevada. Follow the journey of several Shibusen students on their mission to become four separate rock bands and the troubles this mission causes. TBCSoul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-09 - Maka29. The Six Word Soul Eater Challenge reviewsDescription: Describe the Soul Eater characters in only six words. It can be a quote or something that you make up. Toasteh edition! Oneshot.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-29-09 - Complete30. Quality Time reviewsEngland didn't really want to even be in the US, and he wants to go home to across the pond as soon as possible, But America has other ideas. Challenge fic, first Hetalia fic, oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-09 - America & England/Britain - Complete31. Three Roses » reviewsThree roses, two stories, one love. The story of two captains who's love is shown on a certain captain's birthday. For okaasan-taichou with much luff. Twoshot.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-09 - R. Unohana & Ukitake J.32. The Worst Day of his Life reviewsToday just isn't his day. It isn't as if any other day of the year is better, but this day is just the worst. It is his birthday. Not to mention it's April Fool's Day. For my lovable Yonbantai dork, whom I give this to belatedly with love. Oneshot.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-09 - Hanatarō Y. & Isane K.33. Life is a Ball » reviews-AU- After the car crash that killed his parents, Hitsugaya has to come to terms with their death while dealing with a whole new life and a whole new school. -Chapter fic. Ukitake and Hitsugaya centric. NO pedophile!Ukitake. Pairings later on.-Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,133 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 4-14-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - T. Hitsugaya & Ukitake J. - Complete34. Consumption's Final Words reviewsIt's the final attack. His lungs pushed too far, with this last breathe, what will happen to the terminally ill taichou of 13th Division? Written for Ukitake for World Tuberculosis Day on March 24th.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-09 - Ukitake J. - Complete35. Under the Mistletoe reviewsIsane watches the Christmas party for seated officers held by the 1st Division from the corner, and gets a surprise present from somebody she wasn't expecting. ONESHOTBleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-11-09 - Isane K. & Hanatarō Y. - Complete36. Fifty Words on Ukitake reviewsHis life was never bustling, like those of the humans. He took things at a slower pace then most, and was more then willing to stop and admire the scenery.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-1-09 - Ukitake J. & Shunsui K. - Complete37. Hitsugaya's Gift reviewsUkitake has overloaded Hitsugaya with to much candy and poor little Shiro-chan has to get rid of it in a way that won't hurt his ego... Matsumoto has an idea!Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-22-09 - T. Hitsugaya & M. Hinamori - Complete38. Love is a Funny Thing reviewsIse Nanao wasn't quite sure when she had fallen in love with her captain. Set right after the Winter War, no major spoilers. ShunNanaoBleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09 - Nanao I. & Shunsui K. - Complete39. Kiss It And Make It Better reviewsChallenge Fic. Remus/Sirius. Oneshot. Sirius is eating gummy worms and Remus is vacuuming. What happens when Remus finds a box of crayons under the couch? Find out!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete40. Cats and Dogs reviewsHumor, I think... Sirius sneaks up of McGonagall. In doogie form. While she's in cat form. Fun insues. Random, dumb, spur of the moment. I know you hate it, so do I, but I'm posting it anyway. Rated K. Oneshot. No pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-4-08 - Sirius B. & Minerva M. - Complete41. All Are Listed, So All Are Equal reviewsThe memorial of Hogwarts and the feelings and the mourners. I suck at summaries! Please read! Rated T, I hope you like it!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-7-08 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete42. Teddy Lupin's New Years Snog reviewsTeddy Lupin is trying to get a New Years Snog from Victoire Weasley, but he can't! The horror! Shot drabble, oneshot. TedVic. Last fic before 2008! R&R pleases!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-07 - Teddy L. & Andromeda T. - Complete43. Love is the Best Thing reviewsDH spoilers VictorieTeddy Teddy comes to say goodbye to Victorie as she departs for her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. ONESHOTHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-16-07 - Teddy L. & Harry P. - Complete
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