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Well, this account was pretty much made on a whim and lots of nagging from a friend to publish my work, so... Here it is! Don't expect a lot of updating, or any of my stuff to actually make any sense; generally I write for myself, and as pretty much all of it is one shots, there won't be much background info on any of what I was trying to put across. Sorry. Of course, you're always free to ask on the off chance that you're actually curious. XD;

ANYWAY, so here's a place to keep my writing. If you like it, great, glad you enjoyed it. If you found it painful, I apologize, just leave and never come back, OK? Good. =D

EDIT: ...hm. Maybe I should elaborate; make myself seem (marginally) less anti-social...

Name: Classified. XP You can call me sonryz (pronounced "sunrise", by the way)

Gender: Female

Favourites (more or less in order):

Manga - Saiyuki, Saiyuki RELOAD, Saiyuki Gaiden, ROD: Read or Dream, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, Godchild, Pandora Hearts, DNAngel, Wild Adapter, Doushitemo Furetakunai, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Junjou Romantica (Junjou Egoist), MARS, Spiral - Suiri no Kizuna, Fruits Basket, Zettai Kareshi, Death Note and Shinshi Doumei Cross, with more on the way

Anime - Baccano!, Soul Eater, Durarara!!, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, FLCL, King of Bandit JING, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Kino's Journey, Steins;Gate, Cencoroll, Lucky Star, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, Itazurana Kiss, Eve no Jikan, Trigun, SLAYERS, Code Geass, Junjou Romantica, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Panic FUMOFFU!, Gravitation, Azumanga Daioh, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Hayate no Gotoku! and Chrno Crusade, with more on the way

Pairings - NowakiHiroki (Junjou Romantica), KuraRyou (Yu-Gi-Oh!), DarkKrad (DNAngel), VinoChane, LaddLua (Baccano!), ZackAeris (FFVII: Crisis Core), KisaYukina, YokozawaTakano (Sekaiichi Hatsukoi), HaruhiKyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), AdellAxel (Disgaea 2), GojyoSanzo (Saiyuki), MaguriMao (Shinshi Doumei Cross),ShigureAkito (Fruits Basket)

Characters (that aren't listed in pairings) - Ken'yuu/Ukoku/Ni Jianyi, 'Kami-sama', Hazel, Goku (Saiyuki), Envy, Hughes, Ed, Ling, Greed, Roy, Havoc, Alex Armstrong (FMA), Kyoya, Tamaki, Nekozawa, Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club), Undertaker, William T. Spears (Kuroshitsuji), Jezebel (Godchild), Elliot, Break (Pandora Hearts), Takeshi (DNAngel), Kousuke, Kanone, Ayumu (Spiral - Suiri no Kizuna), Kakeru, Hatori (Fruits Basket), Gaku Namikiri (Zettai Kareshi), L, Light (Death Note), Postman, Warden Tachimiya Strahl III (Shinshi Doumei Cross), Grahame Specter, Claire Stanfield, Gustav & Carol (Baccano!), Mifune, Stein, Soul, Black Star, Spirit, Justin (Soul Eater), Shizuo, Izaya (Durarara!!), Kyon, Nagato, Haruhi (The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi), Iroh, Sokka, Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Mugen (Samurai Champloo), Spike, Edward (Cowboy Bebop), Okabe (Steins;Gate), Vash, Nicholas (Trigun), Xellos (SLAYERS), Lloyd, Lelouch (Code Geass), Sousuke, Kurz (Full Metal Panic FUMOFFU!), Ryuichi, K-san (Gravitation), Nonohara Kaede, Makita and Kunieda (Hayate no Gotoku!), Gwendal, Gunter, Morgif (Kyou Kara Maoh!), Pegasus (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Sephiroth, Zack, Cloud, Reno (FFVII: Crisis Core)

TV Shows: BBC's Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, House M.D., How I Met Your Mother, Boston Legal

Misc. Likes: Final Fantasy VII (for the pretty people), Yu-Gi-Oh! (for the range of characters you can screw around with x3), music (my lifeblood), Studio Ghibli (-hearts-), Terry Pratchett (is a god), Legend of Zelda (because Link is LOVE), Disgaea (gotta love the satire xD) and reviews (-hinthint- =D)

Pairings I Don't Like...: RoyHughes, EdAl (FMA), UndertakerGrell, SebastianCiel, SebastianClaude (Kuroshitsuji), LelouchSuzaku (Code Geass), BreakLiam, GilOz (Pandora Hearts)

EDIT EDIT: This account has been out of action for several years now! Of course if you have the burning desire to give feedback that's always a nice way to make my day, but yeah, most likely there isn't going to be anything new from me. Just thought y'all might like to know -hearts-

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.