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Well, this account was pretty much made on a whim and lots of nagging from a friend to publish my work, so... Here it is! Don't expect a lot of updating, or any of my stuff to actually make any sense; generally I write for myself, and as pretty much all of it is one shots, there won't be much background info on any of what I was trying to put across. Sorry. Of course, you're always free to ask on the off chance that you're actually curious. XD;

ANYWAY, so here's a place to keep my writing. If you like it, great, glad you enjoyed it. If you found it painful, I apologize, just leave and never come back, OK? Good. =D

EDIT: ...hm. Maybe I should elaborate; make myself seem (marginally) less anti-social...

Name: Classified. XP You can call me sonryz (pronounced "sunrise", by the way)

Gender: Female

Age: 18 (Eep! ADULTHOOD! o.o I'm not ready for maturity~!!)

Favourites (more or less in order):

Manga - Saiyuki, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, DNAngel, Godchild, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Spiral - Suiri no Kizuna, ROD: Read or Dream, Wild Adapter, Araiso Private High School Executive Committee, Bus Gamer, Zettai Kareshi, Death Note and Shinshi Doumei Cross, with more on the way~

Anime - Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, King of Bandit JING, Azumanga Daioh, SLAYERS, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kuroshitusji, FLCL, Chrno Crusade, Lucky Star, Full Metal Panic FUMOFFU!, Kino's Journey, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, Gravitation, Fruits Basket and Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, with more on the way~

Pairings - GojyoHakkai, GojyoSanzo (Saiyuki), RoyEd, EdEnvy (FMA), DarkKrad, DaiRiku (DNAngel), GureHari, GureAkito, KureAkito (Fruits Basket), MaguriMao (Shinshi Doumei Cross), KuraRyou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Characters (that aren't listed in pairings) - Ken'yuu/Ukoku/Ni Jianyi, 'Kami-sama', Hazel, Gat, Goku (Saiyuki), Maes Hughes, Ling, Jean Havoc, Alex Armstrong (FMA), Kyoya, Tamaki, Casanoda Ritsu, Nekozawa, Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori, Hani (Ouran High School Host Club), Saehara Takeshi (DNAngel), Jezebel (Godchild), Undertaker, Grell Suttcliffe (Kuroshitsuji), Kakeru, Ayame (Fruits Basket), Asadzuki Kousuke, Kanone Hilbert, Narumi Ayumu, Hiyono (Spiral - Suiri no Kizuna), Kubota (Wild Adapter/Araiso), Gaku Namikiri (Zettai Kareshi), L, Ryuk (Death Note), Postman, Warden Tachimiya Strahl III (Shinshi Doumei Cross), Death the Kid, Mifune, Black Star, SoulEater, Spirit, Justin Law, Shinigami-sama, Stein, Chrona (Soul Eater), Jing (King of Bandit JING), Xellos (SLAYERS), Kyon, Haruhi, Itsuki (The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi), Haruhara Haruko (FLCL), Chrno, Rosette (Chrno Crusade), Sousuke, Kurz Weber (Full Metal Panic FUMOFFU!), Hermes, Kino (Kino's Journey), Vash, Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun), Ryuichi, K-san (Gravitation), Itoshiki Nozomu (Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei), Satou Keisaku, Friagne the Hunter (Shakugan no Shana), Gwendal, Gunter, Morgif (Kyou Kara Maoh!), Sephiroth, Zack, Cloud, Reno (FFVII: Crisis Core), Pegasus (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Misc. Likes: Final Fantasy VII (for the pretty people~), Yu-Gi-Oh! (for the range of characters you can screw around with x3), music (my lifeline), Studio Ghibli (-squeals-), Terry Pratchett (so much love~~), Harry Potter (FRED AND GEORGE!! xD) and reviews (-hinthint- =D)

Pairings I ABOLISH: RoyHughes, EdAl (FMA)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.