Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Inheritance Cycle, Underworld, and Supernatural.
Hi all! My name is Cait, I'm 20 and I live in North America. I have been called many things, a nerd, crazy, random, psycho, and goofy being among them, and I am proud. lol. I started checking out this website cause I love reading, but I figured, why not get my own account? So here I am!!
Bring Me to Life: is going good, almost have the next chapter done, coming along great.
Dance With the Devil: slight writers block, but I am working on it and, hopefully, there will be a new chapter soon.
Weight of the World: that too I am having some writers block, but, fear not, I will continue it as soon as I can. Sorry for the HIATUS.
Here's some other stuff you should check out from my BFFs/Co-Authors/Editors Cassie (Check out her stories and stuff too! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1405595/ but this story is all me! she is just the editor! LUV YA CASS! OH! And my other bestest buddy/sister! BadgerDee! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1535419/ She's starting a story too! Check it out when she gets it posted! It's called "Memoirs of a Nutter" and her story called Benny's Diary, which has journal entries by Benny, featuring other characters in Bring Me to Life, like Kat and those oh so loveable Winchester boys. which gives more insite to the mental workings of the crazy character._ Also, check out the stories by my other bestest buddy FiFi AKA TheRandomTurtle, her stories are hillarious, and, I helped write one called "Just a Bunch of Random Crap", check it out! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1174627/TheRandomTurtle.
Zane's Motorcycle (there was an error in the story, it wasn't a Honda Firebird, it's a Honda Aero)- http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p5/GTS1998/Aero/Aero-021.jpg
Alex's Car- http://www.flickr.com/photos/dodogoeslr/490805308/
Katherine's Motorcycle- http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/CM400T~3.jpg
Katherine's Jeep- http://12yz.com/Documents/pjcmpss3.jpg
Benny's Motorcycle- http://www.motorcycledaily.com/2000shadow.jpg
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
Twilight, Twilight Saga: New Moon, Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, 3.
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Blind Side
Any and all Pixar movies
A lot of the paranormal horror movies like The Grudge, a Haunting in Connecticut, The Ring, etc.
Several Suspense and Thrillers like Silence of the Lambs, Se7en, Unbreakable, etc.
The Thumb Movies (those movies are so weird they are funny.)
Any Mel Brooks movie, especially Young Frankenstien and SpaceBalls
Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
The Phantom of the Opera, 2004 version
Most Tim Burton movies too, like Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, and many others of his.
and several others
Extreme Makeover Home Edition
Law and Order SVU
Evanescence ( I got to see them live in Iowa, they were awesome!! Best concert I have ever been to, they were with Finger Eleven and Chevelle, all of them totally rocked!)
Papa Roach (I got to see these guys with Hinder in concert out here at home at the university only a few blocks from my house, they kicked so much butt!!)
Three Days Grace
Bon Jovi (They rock, on occasion.)
Goo Goo Dolls
Pretty much all hair bands and the greatest hits of 'mullet rock'.
Theory of a Deadman
30 Seconds to Mars
Weird Al (How can ya not like him?)
Moulin Rouge soundtrack
Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street soundtrack
The Phantom of the Opera movie soundtrack
The RENT movie Soundtrack
The Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3 soundtracks- Hanz Zimmer did 2 and 3 and Klaus Badelt did 1.
Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack-Danny Elfman
Twilight Saga Soundtracks- (The ones with the various artists and the one with just the scores from the movies)
Dark Knight Soundtrack
Twilight Saga-By: Stephenie Meyer (Team Cullen all the way!)
Biten, Stolen, Broken- By: Kelley Armstrong (awesome books!)
The Harry Potter Series-By J.K Rowling (love em, except when Sirius dies, I LOVE YOU SNUFFLES!! sob)
The Work and the Glory series- By: Gerald N. Lund (very powerful books)
The Inheritance Saga-By: Christopher Paolini (Can't wait for the 4th book.)
The Vampire Diaries-By: L.J. Smith (Stefan for Elena and Damon for me!)
Dark Visions trilogy-By: L.J. Smith
Hush, Hush-By: Becca Fitzpatrick
Fallen-By: Lauren Kate
The Eternal Ones-By: Kristen Miller
All Mary Higgins Clark books
Ellen DeGeneres' books, they are so hillarious.
The Stephanie Plum series-By: Janet Evanovich (I don't care what anyone says, Stephanie should end up with Morelli)
and maaaaaaaaaaaaany maaaaaaaaaaaaaany others
Favorite Characters (from movies and books and all that jazz)
Sam Winchester (HOT! He is everything I want in a guy, the hair, the eyes, the height! Gotta love him!)
Edward Cullen (He's just...amazing, how can anyone not just love him?)
Special Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo (I can't help it. Sure, he can be a pig and a jerk at times, but he can still be sweet. Plus, he knows his movies, which i highly admire. AND he plays guitar, my weakness!)
Shawn Spencer and Burton "Gus" Guster (The Psych team! They are, interchangeably, me and dana. Sometimes I'm Gus and she's Shawn, or vice versa. I love these guys, they crack me up)
Captain Jack Sparrow (gotta love that wacky pirate, I DO!)
Damon Salvatore (I don't know why. He's an arrogant jerk that kills people but...I can't help it, he's my favorite. Stefan should be with Elena though)
Murtagh (of course, he's awesome!)
Jack Mercer (HOT! I love him! And his voice, it's so deep and...sigh I could listen to it for hours. WHY!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE!! sob time for denial stage, HE AIN'T DEAD! At least not in my imagination, in there HE LIVES!)
Fang (From the Maximum Ride series, he's just so cool)
Dean Winchester (I have no claim on him, I like him cause he's cool and fun to quote)
Castiel (He's so technologically challenged it's adorable, Sam's still my number 1 guy though)
Erik Draven (From The Crow, he's so awesome!!)
Gir (love that taco-piggie lovin random robot, he rules!)
Sirius Black (he didn't deserve to die!!)
Clayton Danvers (He's from Bitten, Stolen and Broken. He's a werewolf, I just love him!!)
Officer Joe Morelli (Come on! He's a hot Italian cop with a dog named Bob! How can you not love him?! He's awesome! I seem to have a thing for Italian law enforcment officers)
Patch (From Hush, Hush)
Gabriel Wolfe (From Dark Visions)
Sweeney Todd (I don't care if he's a psychotic murderer, I still like him!)
Roger Davis (from RENT, he's great)
Billy (From Jurassic Park III, he's kool)
Jack: The Monkey (he rules!!)
Jack Skelington (not sure if that is spelt right or not, oh well. He's a drama queen! he's great)
Eric a.k.a the Phantom (from phantom of the opera, gotta love him)
The Joker from Dark Knight (He is, hands down, the COOLEST villain EVER. As well as the only clown I can stand. Heath Ledgers greatest role. tear he was a truly amazing actor and will be terribly missed. May he rest in peace.)
Reminders (Songs I can't listen to without laughing/almost crying/thinking of movie, show, etc.)
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor: reason: the end of the Supernatural episode "Yellow Fever" when Jensen lip syncing to it, so funny.
Silent Night: reason: Once again, Supernatural and the episode "A Very Supernatural Christmas" when Sam and Dean sing the first verse so horribly. Now, everytime I have to sing this song I have to contain my laughter throughout the entire first verse cause it reminds me of them slaughtering the christmas classic, but it was so hillarious though.
Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi: reason: The episode "No Rest for the Wicked" from Supernatural. It's mainly the last half, where Sam and Dean start singing it. Every time I hear it I want to start singing as badly as they did, then I can't cause I end up laughing too much. I love those hot dorks. lol.
Can't Fight this Feeling Anymore by REO Speedwagon: reason: Actually, there are two. One is, yet again, and episode of Supernatural where Dean is singing it, but the main one is Horton Hears a Who. The best scene in that movie, it was so fricken hillarious!!
Heat of the Moment by Asia: reason: Yet again, an episode of Supernatural by the name of "Mystery Spot." This song always makes me think of all the many ways Dean died in that episode, they just kept getting more ridiculous as it went. After I first saw the episode that song was stuck in my head for two weeks straight, now, every time I hear it it'll just get stuck in there forEVER!
Silent Lucidity by Queenryche: reason: "Heart", the saddest episode in the history of Supernatural. That song plays right before Sam has to kill Madison because she's a werewolf and asked him to do it. Everytime I hear the song it takes quite a bit for me to keep the potential tears in. It's just so sad!
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears: Reason:"Shawn 2.0" Psych. I hear that song and I think of the scene when they're by Decklands pool and the guys from Tears for Fears is there, whom Shawn loves VERY much and he's playing it and it just won't get out of my head!
Favorite Sports Teams (I love football!)
TEXAS LONGHORNS (HOOK 'EM HORNS!)
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES (M GO BLUE!)
NORTHWEST MISSOURI STATE UNIVERSITY BEARCATS (GO CATS!)
Missouri University aka Mizzou (TIGERS!)
Favorite Quotes/Lyrics (this is a long list, and stuff will be added to it throughout...forever. lol)
"Here I stand, helpless and left for dead. Close your eyes, so many days go by. Easy to find what's wrong, harder to find what's right. I believe in you, I can show you that I can see right through all your empty lies I won't stay long in this world so wrong. Say goodbye, as we dance with the devil tonight, don't you dare look at him in the eye, as we dance with the devil tonight." -Dance with the Devil by Breaking Benjamin
"Kill a bug, launch the apocolype. Now that's serious karma." -Jaime, from Broken by: Kelly Armstrong.
"What, only Clay gets to punt rats?- Nick 'With me it's not animal cruelty. It's my nature. You don't get that excuse'-Clay" -Broken
"Can I kill him? Please? -Elena. 'Maim, don't kill. We may still need him.-Jeremy" -Stolen (they are talking about Clay, cause he was being his same old pain in the butt self. that's why I love him so. lol)
"A son doesn't choose his father." -Murtagh (ain't that the truth)
"The world's the same. There's just...less in it."-Captain Jack Sparrow- Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End
"It's better to be mad with the rest of the world than sane alone"-Unknown
"Even if I say it'll be alright, still I hear you say you want to end your life. Now and again we try to just stay alive. Maybe we'll turn it all around because it's not to late, it's never too late."-Three Days Grace -Never Too Late
"Bill'-Ted 'What?'-Bill 'Strange things are afoot at the Circle K'-Ted"- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Party on Wayne'-Garth 'Party on Garth'-Wayne"- Wayne's World
"Duckies Rule!"-Eric Matthews-Boy Meets World
"Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good."-Unknown (I love this quote, it is so true)
"If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love is forever."-Sarah-The Crow
"Victims, aren't we all."-Eric Draven-The Crow
"For a long time it gave me nightmares, to witness an injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. 'Silly rabbit Trixs are for kids.' How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?"-Carlton Banks-The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Danish Badger...it makes me sound like a new pastry or a fancy badger.'-Dana 'Heehee, pastry.'-Me" (Dana is also known as Badger, Badger-Dee, Dee.) (She's yet another of my BFFS! She is pretty much my sister. We even look like sisters, everyone says so, it's great_)(This was a random comment from hers when we were IMing)
"My soul smells funny."-Dana
"Confucius say 'BOCH CHOI(sp?)'!"-Me (maybe I have heard it somewhere before...hmmm...not sure, either way, it's funny!)
"I like bunnies."-Elena-Broken
"Why is there a door in front of the elevator?'-Dana
"Suck it up, like a straw"-Me
"Don't call me flipsy!!"-Cassie (or Cass, or whatever we think of at a moments notice for her that she hates very much _)
"RUN GRANNY! RUN!"-Dana (I don't know, she just says these things)
"Like our giggles of laughter."-Dana (about us, we were bein very weird, again, yay_)
"Oh, yeah! I did think."-Me (Sometimes I forget I thunk a thought I didn't think I thought to thunk...er..think. HEY! Another quote! lol)
"I wanna be a Wookie"-Dana
"STOP DRUMMING WITH MY SOUL!!"-Dana (ok, just so you all know, her 'soul' is one of those squishy, spikey, balls, that stretch. lots of fun.)
"Do airplanes have tailpipes?'-Me (I finally got an answer! Thank you again Cassie! Lol)
"And! Why would ANYBODY hang stuff on a sprinkler?"-Dana (ok, story to that. Dana and I were in our dorm room-we are in Upward Bound, so durring the summer we stay on the local University campus for five weeks and live in dorms-and we were looking at the ceiling, and there are those emergancy sprinklers on it in the dorm room. and on it there is a little sign that says 'do not hang objects from sprinkler.' thereby inspiring the quote.)
"If you put water in your soul and you write a plus sign on it would it be aqualsoulcer plus? I think it would."- Me
"That would have to be one big potato."-Dana (it goes along with the whole, planes having tailpipes thing.)
"You enjoy soul-squeezing, don't you.'-Dana 'It's A hobby."-Me
"If this is prison I don't ever wanna leave."-Me
"For LINT? Oh, I thought you meant ACTUAL lint."-Me (you all know the whole "give up for lent thing" i thought they said lint, and it meant actual LINT. yeah, dumb moment. I have lots of em.)
"Why are you singing '...What's the Fad' in an old lady voice?"-Dana to me. (I was being reeeeeeeeally hyper at the time, and it's fun!)
"You're not bitter until you are like me! Mr. Pearl!"-Dana
"Then you just use them. Poor exploited dishes."-Dana (tis true!!:P)
"PROOF! Artists are their own worst Critics...but that doesn't apply to me; I really do suck."-Dana on her art (which does NOT SUCK! IT IS AWESOME!! I keep trying to implant that in her brain but she won't listen!!)
"Hey kid! No running in the halls!"-Jack Mercer-Four Brothers
"Thank you very much. I hope you all have a lovely evening." -Jack Mercer-Four Brothers (Haha, the perfect thing to say to someone after you threaten to set them on fire. _)
"Loco Ono isn't stayin here!" -Bobby Mercer-Four Brothers (haha, Loco Ono)
(While playing Catch Phrase with my mother)
"Okay, Ozzy, Sharon, and their kids are known as the...?'-me 'Olsen twins!'-mom '...OSBORNES YOU DORK!'-me 'Same thing.'-mom" (hehe, it was reeeeeally late, we were reeeeeally tired, but it was fun!)
"A Horse walks into a bar...'-Dana 'Poor horse!'-me"
"That one? Eh? Eh? Cait? Cait? Are ya gonna answer? Sissy? Oh! Wait, I have to press the button that says 'ENTER' and has the pointy arrow. GO SUGAR. hiss COUNTRY! hiss CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Wait...I should do that...yeh."-Dana (This was just some random ranting she did on MSN one day, it was so odd and random I had to add it cause it was so funny. LUV YA SIS!)
"Great buffer!"-Dana (Another random rant, yay!)
"Bugger."-Dana (She says that when people, or items, don't work the way she wants them too. And it is usually said in a mummble, heehee)
"Dots! Slash me to extiction!"-Dana and me (a random saying we made up, no idea how or why, we just did.)
"Life is like a corndog. I don't know how, it just is."-sticker (found it on a bumper sticker, thought it was funny)
"Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!"-sticker
"What do people have to do with history?"-Cassie (Silly goose, lol)
"House rules Sammy, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole." - Dean Winchester-Supernatural
"Okay, so what's the plan?' 'Open the doors, let 'em all in, then we fight, like men in tights."- Jared and Jensen Supernatural Season 3 bloopers. (those two, they just crack me up)
"It's an interesting observation in an observationally interesting way."- Sam Winchester-Supernatural
"Stupid shiny volvo owner." -Bella-Twilight
"Run! It'll kill you!" Camera moves to show little yorki-Dean-Supernatural
"Is she even Italian?'-Rosalie 'Her name's Bella."-Emmett-Twilight movie (Yeah, cause that just explains everything)
"Yeah, I had an adrenaline rush, it's very common, you can Google it."-Edward Cullen- Twilight movie
"You'd better hold on tight spider monkey."- Edward Cullen-Twilight movie
"I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. There's money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat."-Edward Cullen-Twilight movie (got to be one of my favorite scenes in the movie, so funny.)
"She's with Jasper, the one who looks like he's in pain."-Jessica-Twilight movie
"You are my life now." -Edward-Twilight, book and movie (So sweet!)
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy."-Alice Cullen-New Moon
"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."-Edward-Breaking Dawn (Aw, again, so sweet)
"This was the time of day when I wished I were able to sleep. High school. Or was purgatory the right word?"-Edward-Midnight Sun (So true. also, I so hope that Stephenie will finish the book and publish it!)
"Dude, drop the spoon and step awaaaaaaaaaay from the cookie dough."-Me (Nobody touches my cookie dough!)
"Were you raised in a cave?!'-Fifi 'Garbage can."-Me (the garbage can thing was inspired by something Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends said.)
"My mind is full to capacity with the knowledge I'll never need."-Me (after a loooooooong day of school)
"Dude, be straight, be true, what is shakin' and bakin' here?"-Jish-The Blair Thumb
"Hey, let's make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!"-Colin Mockery-Who's Line Is It Anyway
"My name is Jim but most people call me...Jim"-Jim-Blazing Saddles
"I! HAVE! A! CARROT!"-Cheese-Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends (to the Psycho Theme music while "stabbing" at Eduardo in the shower. Twas most funny)
"Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die."-Random piece of flair on facebook
"My last words are going to be "Hey guys, watch this!"-Random piece of flair on facebook
"It's hard to live life to the fullest when you're dead."-Me
"Life is short...unless you're tall."-Me
"I shall freeze you with the burning glare of a thousand unfriendly poodles!"-Daggit-Angry Beavers
"The silent wind of doom! Woosh!"-Daggit-Angry Beavers
“I wanna be a goat!”-Me “Okay, but you’ll have to suck it up and get in my goat launcher.”-Fifi Puts on determind face……… Let’s rock."-Me
"DIE IN YOUR SLEEP!"-Me to my good friend Fifi (it was just one of those days_)
"My train of thought never made it to the station, it ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere."-Me
"You will die like MASHED POTATOES!"-Me (Actually, i don't really remember saying this, but my friends tell me i did and i thought it was funny, so yeah_)
"Senor Bob! My main man!"-Me (Senor Bob is a stuffed spider that is now mine and Dana's mascot. He's awesome)
"Clowns don't like tanjellos, messes with their equilibrium."-Billy-Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"HEY! Don't mess wit' mapig!"-Fifi (regarding a ceramic pig she is making in art class)
"What doesn't kill you only makes you stranger."-The Joker-Dark Knight
"My place on your profile page is in danger... or would it be endangered... IT'S A PLATYPUS"- Dee regarding
"Come my half-dead but still fearless sidekick!"- Daggit, Angry Beavers.
"WHAT IN DAVY CROCKET'S SWEAT STAINED BUCKSKINS IS GOING ON?!- Daggit, Angry Beavers
"Nerd."- Dana/Benny "Dork."-Me/Kat (Basically Sam and Dean's thing, but different_)
(At Fifi's for Fourth of July) "My aunt says you guys can help yourselves to anything in the cabin"- Fifi 'I call the Tv.'- Me 'There is no TV'- Fifi 'I call the stereo then.'- Me 'We don't have a stereo, but there is a niffty laptop.'- Fifi 'I call the Niffty'-Me"
"Were you killed?'- Crash "Sadly, yes. But I survived."-Buck-Ice Age 3
"Ents, the ultimate activists against deforestation."-Me
"Who the gug is that guy?"-Shawn Spencer "Psych" (my new favorite 'cuss' word)
"Not. Said the liar."-Shawn Spencer "Psych"
"Katherine, you're intoxicated.'-Castiel "No, I'm pretty sure I'm drunk."-Kat (Just a little random thing I thought up, it'll be used later in the series, but I ain't gonna elaborate more. Don't wanna spoil anything.)
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