donutsweeper
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since: 07-22-07, id: 1332214, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
Author has written 51 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, Stargate: Atlantis, NCIS, Supernatural, White Collar, Sherlock, Covert Affairs, Big Valley, Haven, NCIS: Los Angeles, Muppet Show, Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, Merlin, Hawaii Five-0, Teen Wolf, Arrow, and Winnie-the-Pooh.

I've just started to move my fanfic here from livejournal in hopes of organizing it a bit.

The stories run the gambit of silly and sweet to dark and violent, so keep an eye on the ratings. Enjoy:)

btw- Here's the link for the news article that inspired The Case of the Chocoholic Squirrel: http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL0145707520070801

fyi- I only put complete stories up here, however, readers might have noticed that sometimes a chapter is added to a story that had previously been marked 'complete' and wondered about that. When I wrote the story I had intended to end it where I ended it, but, as time passed, sometimes I find myself thinking more and more about some of my stories and I have the desire to revisit the world it created. As a result occasionally I write another story in that verse, sometimes it works better as its own story but other times it can simply be added on to the previous one.


1. Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee » reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 4-15-13 - Published: 2-14-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
2. Hair of the Dog reviews
Oliver thinks it's time to get out of the hospital and back to work. Diggle does not agree. Episode tag to 1x09, "Year's End."
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-13 - John D. & Oliver Q. - Complete
3. Looking And Lost, Yet Found reviews
Thea knew she loved her big brother, but, after the island, she wasn't sure she knew who he was.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-13 - Thea Q. & Oliver Q. - Complete
4. Missions Of Most Importance reviews
Annie gets a call from Auggie at three in the morning asking for her help.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-13 - Annie W. & Auggie A. - Complete
5. Brothers Be reviews
The Barkleys know that when it comes to family there is a level of understanding and love that binds them all together. Now if only Jarrod can make Heath see that.
Big Valley - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-7-13 - Jarod B. & Heath - Complete
6. Control, Or Lack Thereof reviews
Stiles develops a way to deal whenever things start to spin out of control. It isn't healthy, but it works.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-12 - Stiles & Scott M. - Complete
7. Cloudy With A Chance Of Something reviews
Modern AU. As Albion's Sexiest Bachelor for four of the past five years Arthur could have anyone he wanted, but as it happened the one man he wanted was an oblivious baker named Merlin who had no idea who he was.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-5-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete
8. Preparing to Change reviews
HDM AU, a prequel to my story "Haunting Laughter," John and his daemon Jorrun meet Sherlock and his daemon Dagany for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
9. Haunting Laughter » reviews
HDM AU. John and his daemon Jorrun are captured by Moriarty. Will Sherlock and his daemon Dagany rescue them in time? Chapter two, wherein John recovers, or tries to, and Sherlock bakes, has been added.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-14-12 - Published: 3-5-11 - John W. & J. Moriarty - Complete
10. Best Laid Plans Sometimes Leave Much To Be Desired reviews
Steve plans, Danny kvetches, and Kono and Chin try to stay out of the line of fire figuratively in their case, but you never know
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-12 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete
11. Small Steps To Belonging reviews
Sherlock's leaving leads to changes John could not have foreseen- an unexpected flatmate, and an equally unexpected sense of belonging.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-8-12 - Sgt. S. Donavan & John W. - Complete
12. The Onus Of Responsibility reviews
There are many things that we do, some that we have to, some that we want to.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete
13. Penance Unheeded, Devotion Unheard
Phileas has failed to keep Jules out of the hands of the League of Darkness. Again.
Secret Adventures of Jules Verne - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Published: 1-8-12 - Complete
14. After The Curtain reviews
Work didn't end when the curtain came down.
Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-12 - Swedish Chef & Gonzo - Complete
15. To Family reviews
G. spent his whole life not knowing who he was or where he came from. And just when he finally began to learn about himself he had to face the fact that Hetty knew all along but had never told him, leaving him feeling hurt, betrayed and utterly confused.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-8-12 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete
16. The Widening Gyre » reviews
Tony was still capable of surprising Gibbs. And teaching him a thing or two about life as well. set post-series
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-6-11 - Published: 4-16-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
17. The Proper Care and Feeding of Subordinates reviews
There's more than enough for food everyone, so why isn't anyone eating?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-21-11 - Complete
18. The Pen Is Mightier Than The Truth reviews
Writing for the Haven Herald is a lot more difficult than you'd think.
Haven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-21-11 - Complete
19. Brother Mine reviews
Two Barkley brothers try not to worry about a third.
Big Valley - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-1-11 - Jarod B. & Nick B. - Complete
20. Facing Adversity reviews
Auggie tries to bring up Annie's spirits after she is injured.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-11 - Annie W. & Auggie A. - Complete
21. Plays Well With Others reviews
Lestrade reluctantly consults Torchwood on a case, much to Sherlock's delight.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-11-10 - Jack H. - Complete
22. In Which Sheppard and His Team Make a Friend » reviews
Sheppard and his team come across someone unexpected in the woods one day. The mission report that follows is a bit hard to believe. Second chapter added.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-22-10 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete
23. A Step Behind reviews
John always felt he was a step behind when it came to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-10 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
24. Monkey Business reviews
What happened to Rodney wasn't remotely funny. Really. It wasn't funny at all...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-10 - John S. & Radek Z. - Complete
25. Teasing and Tweed reviews
Two old friends meet in a bar.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-10 - 11th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
26. PearShaped reviews
When Neal suggests a case all does not go according to plan
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-3-10 - Neal C. & Peter B. - Complete
27. Tying Together Fathers, Sons, Friends and Lovers reviews
Tony discovers that sometimes you needed family as much as friend. Torchwood/NCIS crossover
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-3-10 - Tony D. & Jack H. - Complete
28. Lost and Found reviews
Peter and Neal are asked to look into a unusual case at the Frick museum, only to learn that things are not what they seem.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-28-10 - Neal C. & Peter B. - Complete
29. The Case of the Chocoholic Squirrel » reviews
Owen and Jack are on a stakeout of a squirrel that has been stealing chocolate.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-28-10 - Published: 9-27-07 - Owen H. & Jack H. - Complete
30. Cloudy With a Chance of Coffee reviews
Weather isn't normally this unpredictable, especially inside Atlantis. The title is a play off the children's book "Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-10-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
31. Recess, Atlantis Style reviews
Kolya wasn't going to get away in his attempts to rule the playground. Not if John, Teyla, Ronon and Rodney could help it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete
32. In The Shadows Lurk reviews
Peoria Police Officer Tony DiNozzo winds up in hot water when he finds himself entangled with both a serial killer and a mysterious man in a black Impala. Set pre-series. Slight crossover with Supernatural.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-31-09 - Tony D. & John W. - Complete
33. Powdered Sugar Problems » reviews
Alien Donuts come through the rift and affect those who eat them. A series of drabbles. Crack!fic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 2-25-08
34. Loyal to a Fault reviews
Dean went off on a hunt by himself and got turned into a dog, but he's a Good Dog and that's all that matters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-17-08 - Dean W. - Complete
35. Perpetuity reviews
An AU retelling of the last few minutes "End of Days" with a very different, and much sadder, ending for Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-15-08 - Jack H. - Complete
36. Hidden Heroism reviews
Everyone has hidden strengths, although sometimes those strengths can turn into their weaknesses. Sheppard h/c.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-08 - John S. - Complete
37. The Four Times Dean Was In Over His Head reviews
Usually Dean Winchester's hunts go off without a problem, but there were four times he needed a little assistance. Luckily Captain Jack Harkness was there to help. Crossover with Torchwood.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-6-08 - Dean W. & Jack H. - Complete
38. Legends and Legacies reviews
Jack receives a call that an old friend needs his help. Is her disappearance a result of something he did in the 1950's or is the legend of Lake Ronkonkoma to blame? Or perhaps something even more sinister? With Tosh and Ianto assisting him Jack attemp
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete
39. The Impartial Parrot » reviews
There is a pub that spies gravitate to, a place to relax and not have to worry about the outside world for a little while. It is a place Jack loves to visit. Crossover with 20 other fandoms. The cast of characters can be found in the second chapter.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete
40. Here's a Doctor, There's a Doctor reviews
What do you get when you have a room full of Doctors? They spend as much time coming up with unflattering nicknames for each other as they do trying to figure out why they have been trapped together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete
41. An Atypical Investigation reviews
The NCIS team is about to investigate the murder of a marine and a civilian when they discover the civilian isn't as dead as they thought... Crossover with Torchwood.
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-5-08 - Jack H. - Complete
42. The Old Man » reviews
After years apart the Doctor finds Jack broken in both body and in spirit, can he help his old friend? Will Jack let him? Final chapter up.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 10-5-07 - Complete
43. The More Things Change reviews
One night Jack's wanderings aboard the TARDIS bring him face to face with a former traveler, Jamie.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete
44. A Minor Interlude reviews
Waiting in Cardiff to meet up with the Doctor Jack is excited when the TARDIS arrives, but doesn't recognize Turlough or Five when they step out.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-11-08 - Complete
45. Telepathic Talks reviews
A disaster brings Nine closer to Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete
46. A Face from the Past reviews
Jack is confronted by someone from his past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-08 - Complete
47. Charming the Pants off the Pashahads reviews
The team gets into hot water off world when Sheppard accidentally insults a village chieftain's daughter. Can their new teammate, Captain Jack Harkness, get them out of it? Crossover with Torchwood. Spoilers for SGA through Critical Mass, TW S1, DW S1&S3
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-25-07 - Jack H. - Complete
48. The Siamese Sea reviews
Armed only with vacuum cleaners Owen and Ianto have to fight off horde of felimorphs to save Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete
49. Three Minutes 47 Seconds reviews
Owen is tormented while waiting for rescue. Rated M for language and theme.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-6-07 - Complete
50. Sharing Nightmares reviews
Jack and Tosh are trapped in a cave-in and talk about their secret fears.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-07 - Complete
51. Unexpected Tourists reviews
An old friend of Jack's visits, bringing the Torchwood team evidence that aliens have landed in Wales.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete