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Author has written 23 stories for Invader Zim, and Naruto. Hello, I guess. You can call me Dr_Lovekill, mad scientist extraordinare, and overlord of morbidly depressing Invader Zim fanfictions. If you're here, it's probably for my work, and not for my sunny personality and joi d' vive. I plan on submitting a great many fanfictions soon, so keep coming back. I've read many of the fanfictions here, and I'm impressed at the creativity and skill of most of the writers on Fanfiction.net, and I naturally had to get in on it. Most of my works are going to be Invader Zim fanfics, as this is my favorite show, and I have quite a few already written out. Most of them are written for older audiences, so BE WARNED. Now, a little about myself: I am a certified parapsychologist, and an honorary doctor of cryptozoology and ufology, and I run one of the largest privately funded paranormal science research labs in Texas (wait... isn't it the only...BLOODY BUGGER!) Anyway, I am naturally in love with the idea of intelligent lifeforms visiting earth. Sorry Zim, I said intelligent. Told you chaps, Mad scientist. I am a descendant of John Harrington, the gent who, in 1596, invented the quasi-modern concept of a flushable toilet, and was promptly kicked out of England because it terrified the queen. Thomas Crapper got all the credit, but Harrington did in fact invent the toilet a full 300 years earlier. A crappy little family history, there. My favorite bands are Evanescence, The Cure, Green Day, and Matchbox 20. My favorite movies are nearly anything supernatural or Sci-Fi, as long as it's believable (I like Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, War of the Worlds, Dog Soldiers, and Jurassic Park, to name a few). You'll see in later works, that most of my stories are about or involve Tak in some way. Yes, she's my favorite character, and yes, I'm one of those sick IZjunkies who, if Tak were real, I'd ask her out in an instant. Don't judge me for my tastes, and if you want to, then sod off. A good deal of my stories contain alot of scientific terminology, theories, and technical jargon, and I admit that to some readers unfamiliar with science, my works may seem just as incomprehensible as trying to read Michael Crichton. I am a scientist by trade, and it shows in my writings. I'm also a cynical, pessimistic doomsayer of the worst caliber, with the intelligence to back up my claims that chaos and instability are inevitabilities in every facet of life. I try to mirror this in my stories as well. Now for links! Have ghosts? Seeing UFO's? Strage things happening in your area? Bigfoot in the garage with the ole' beltsander again? Or are you interested in talking about paranormal science? PM me or drop me an E-Mail or letter describing what's going on. UFO reports from Texas urgently needed! Dr. David Harrington zombie_merc@yahoo.com Society for the Scientific Research of the Paranormal 1200 Straws Mill Rd. #26 Gatesville, Tx. USA 76528 Serious inquiries ONLY. Using US mail for prank purposes is a federal offense, and will be reported. I realize that many of the authors on ff.net are minors, so if you wish to contact me, and are under the age of 18, I require that you obtain permission from a parent or legal guardian to do so. If you want to research UFO activity near you, report strange arial phenomena, or maybe join a growing organization of UFO researchers (must be 18+), check out the Shadow Research Inc website at: Here are some paranormal-oriented sites that I am either affiliated with, or think are worth of mention: http://www.mufon.com The Mutual UFO Network, the largest UFO investigative group in the U.S. http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/ TAPS. You know them better as the chaps from "Ghost Hunters." I respect them professionally. They are some of the best investigators out there. My love for TAPS stops there. http://ghost-mart.com/ The source of most of my equipment. http://www.zombiehunters.org Zombie Squad, the leading zombie elimination organization http://www.cryptozoology.com/ A website for all things cryptozoological. From Nessie to the chupacabra, you'll find it here. I have some Invader Zim fanart on DA, if you want to give it a look: http://mad-scientist1984.deviantart.com/ And now...PASTY things! If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile. If you think the guys from TAPS are a bunch of sellouts who are in it for the fame and money instead of the science, paste this in your profile. If you'd believe a drunken hobo before you'd believe the government, paste this into your profile. If you've ever seen a ghost, paste this into your profile. If you think you've been abducted by aliens, paste this into your profile. So, this is me. Do you love me yet? No? Good. Enjoy my works and review the bollocks out of them. Well, cheerio, and thanks for getting to know me. And keep watching the skies! UPDATE!! 9/28/08: Yes, the rumors are true. I quit my job as a paranormal researcher, closed the lab, and now I'm working in some two-bit bloody hell-hole of a convienience store. But all shall be as it should be soon. As of November, I will be relocating temporarily to Kentucky, and in April, moving to Pennsylvania to open New England's first (to my knowlege) anime cafe with the help of my favorite cousin. 2008 has sucked sodding platypus eggs, and I plan on making 2009 better. I've unfortunately had to play Sasuke and abandon several of my friends to embark on a selfish quest to achieve my ambition. I've put my writing on hold, quit college, gave up my life's pursuit, and destroyed all but a small ember of who I once was. This, I hate myself for, and as soon as I make it to "The Burg", I plan on rectifying all of these horrid choices I have made. I WILL be back, and I will be be bringing back the golden days of my forum, and the torrent of stories my fans here were once used to seeing. I look forward to the future, and I'm sorry for the present. I am, and will always be yours, my fans, my friends, and my readers. UPDATE!! 12/06/09 Rumors keep being true. I now own a farm in Kentucky where I live in a cabin and raise chickens. Funny where life can sometimes take you. But I'm not really sorry for it. Afterall, I have a really cool farmhouse, and lots of land to do whatever I want. Since I live in the great state of Kentucky (The best state in the union, in my opinion), My truck doesn't have to pass strenuous standards once a year for licensing, so I can tweak it any way I want evil grin. And unlike Tex-ass, I can finally take my 9mm or .44 off the wall and put it back on my hip where it damn well belongs. God BLESS Kentucky for open carry. Though I have yet to get back into paranormal research as either a profession or a hobby, hopefully I will someday soon. And maybe I'll be able to get back that enthusiasm and joi-d'vive I had once before. Well, stay tuned for the next update. KSHHHK Transmission over. | |||||||||||
1. Invader Zim: The Great Graboid Adventure » reviewsInvader Zim/Tremors crossover! While Dib travels to Perfection to study graboids, Zim wants to capture El Blanco to use as a weapon. Dib and Burt soon team up to stop Zim and Melvin from destroying Perfection Valley...and the world.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 9-25-09 - Dib & Zim2. Hidan's Crap Day reviewsI was inspired by a streak of my own bad luck to write this. Basically Hidan has "one of those days" where anything can and will go wrong. What ensues? Lot's of profanity, of course. Rated for languageNaruto - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-09 - Hidan - Complete3. Invader Zim: The Last Full Measure » reviewsA time machine sends Zim, Dib, Tak and Gir back to Gettysburg, July 1863. Can they survive the battle, and the horrors of war? As they learn, let us learn about the honor, courage, and tragedy of the Battle of Gettysburg. Rated for violence and languageInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 6-26-094. Anbu and the Bandit » reviewsNaruto/Smokey and the Bandit crossover! Itachi is back, and he's on the run from a dimwitted Anbu with Temari and 100 cases of sake! In a Trans Am! And why is Kisame driving a Kenworth semi? All this and more. Rated for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Itachi U.5. The Zim Files: The Truth is Somewhere » reviewsX-Files/Invader Zim crossover. Dib's persistence pays of when agents Mulder and Scully come to investigate his claims about Zim. Will Dib be vindicated? Will Mulder finally get his proof? Insanity is imminent!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,216 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - Dib6. Duty reviewsA short drabble about duty, and how sometimes doing the right thing isn't necessarily doing the right thing. Itachi-centricNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-28-08 - Itachi U. - Complete7. Astrobiological Analysis of the Irken Race » reviewsMy scientific opinion on the biology, evolution, technology, and possible biological history of the Irken race. Given objectively as a scientific report. Enjoy.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete8. Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide » reviewsTak returns, driven mad from a year of drifting in space, and she will do anything to see Zim dead. Rated M for Violence, language, and character death.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 1-15-08 - Tak - Complete9. A Tale of Two Dimensions 2: Crossing the Rift » reviewsA sequel to A Tale of Two Dimensions. Tak, Dr. Drake and the team end up in the IZ universe. TakOC, and lots of science. Please read and review.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,028 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 11-1-07 - Tak10. V for Irken Vendetta » reviewsBad title,couldn't think of a decent one.Kind of a V for VendettaIZ crossover.Irkens rule Earth,and a masked revolutionary named V may be it's only hope. V is not the same V from the movie. Full of twists. Rated for death, violence, and mature themes.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Tak11. Cosmic Tears reviewsA drabble about the truth behind paranormal investigation, and how Dib feels, knowing that in Zim, he has it all, and yet has nothing. Dib's POV.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-07 - Dib - Complete12. Das Brainfeast! » reviewsMy homage to all things zombie. Zim unwittingly creates a zombie army. Now the IZ characters must team up and find a way to stop the carnage. Rating may change.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 9-27-07 - Dib & Zim13. A Tale of Tak and Tenn » reviewsEveryone just wants smut these days. Well,here is mine. Tak crashes on planet Meekrob, and meets Tenn, who may be her one chance at happiness, or just another chance to fail. Rated M for fem slash and language. In dire need of reviews.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-9-07 - Tak - Complete14. Settling an Old Score reviewsI'm putting my smut on hold until somebody reviews it. I was inspired by a fellow author to write this fic. Tak returns, and finally gets her revenge on Zim. Rated M for violence, and character death.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-07 - Tak & Zim - Complete15. The Blood Red Flag of Peace » reviewsWhen Tak,now an Irken military officer,finds out her mission was a lie,will she overthrow the only government she's ever served to set things right?OK,Horrible summary.Please read and review.M for language and violence.Plot may offend some.Be forewarned.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-7-07 - Tak16. A Tale of Two Dimensions » reviewsWritten in the POV of an OC named Dr. Drake, who accidentally brings Tak into our dimension. If you like IZreal life crossovers, this one is quite realistic. Review, please.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 9-1-07 - Tak - Complete17. Push reviewsA fanfic about an abusive relationship between Tak and Dib. Yes, more of my anti love stuff. Based on the Matchbox 20 song push, this may be a little offensive to some. Rated for talk of abuse and implied character death. Be warned. Please review.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-07 - Dib & Tak18. Back To Good reviewsPain and dispair can drive two people together, but nothing ever lasts, not even love. In the end, there's always regret, and no way to take back all that we wish we could. And we're left with pain...and dispair. DATR. Reviews, please.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-07 - Dib & Tak - Complete19. A Chance Meeting reviewsI've wanted to do this for a while. IZXFiles crossover. Dib and Mulder meet, neither realizing the importance the other could have. Isn't fate funny? Please review, I need reviews! Rated T for rather boring dialogue.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-28-07 - Dib - Complete20. From the AudioJournal of Bill reviewsBasically, written as a narrative from Bill's POV after he finds Tak crashed on Earth. A new concept in IZFF, BATF. Take it as BATR if you want. Very IC for Bill. Bad summary. Read and review.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-26-07 - Bill & Tak - Complete21. Red Queen » reviewsWhen Dib learns the truth about evolution, and our inevitable selfextinction, will he still want to save the earth? Sciencebased. Zim sounds alot like Ian Malcom in this one. Please R&RInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-25-07 - Dib & Zim22. All That Never Was reviewsA tragic story about Dib finding Zim gone, and realizing how much Zim really meant to him. No ZADR intended, just a story about loss and regret. R&R if you would, please.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-24-07 - Dib & Zim23. A Lonely Road reviewsI've based my first fanfic on the Greenday song Boulevard of Broken Dreams. It is about the battles that Dib really fights in life. As this is my first fanfic, advice is welcome. Be honest.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-07 - Dib - Complete
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