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dishcalledhaggis
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since: 07-23-07, id: 1332937, Profile edited: 02-14-08
Author has written 10 stories for X-Men.

Hi! I'm Jen. I love to write fanfiction, specifically Jean/Logan (of X-Men fame) based stories. Hope you enjoy them!

"I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. I've been a resident of Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha County, hunted the white whale aboard the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon, sailed a raft with Huck and Jim, committed absurdities with Ignatius J. Reilly, rode a sad train with Anna Karenina, and strolled down Swann's Way. It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything."

"So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under 'Scorpio,' she had written, 'you will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee."

"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived."

Warren Worthington: "You have no idea what it's like to have your entire life pulled out from under you!"
Jean Grey: " Warren, please. You're talking to the woman who's been killed, cloned and kidnapped more times than I can remember. Let's keep it in perspective."

Jean: "So far, I've nothing to show for tonight but three drunken passes and a comment that my dress is tacky."

dishcalledhaggis: i am staring at that Darth Tater icon lol --waggles light saber--
CmonLetsGetDrunk: hahaha love darth tater
dishcalledhaggis: he is oh so sezay
CmonLetsGetDrunk: oh yes, i want to have spuds with him

CmonLetsGetDrunk: i have no idea what to reply now that isnt a vulgar copy of a cheesy AND smutty xrated fic lmao

dishcalledhaggis: AAAH! VULGAR SMUT --GRABBY HANDS--
CmonLetsGetDrunk: heheeee noooo i cant
dishcalledhaggis: oh but you can...heeheheee
dishcalledhaggis: Trixa --vader breathing-- come to the dark smutty vulgar side
CmonLetsGetDrunk: long dramatic yell Noooooooooo!

dishcalledhaggis: --sqeakitty squeak--
CmonLetsGetDrunk: haha we're speaking squirrel now?

dishcalledhaggis: so here i am out to ruin everyone's time with my less pornographic fluff! lol
dishcalledhaggis: --rains on the smut parade--
WeAimToMisbehave: hahahaha --smut parade has sex in the rain--
dishcalledhaggis: lmfao… well that is what the smut parade would do, cant blame them
WeAimToMisbehave: and if you can't blame them... join them? haha
dishcalledhaggis: YES! lmao
dishcalledhaggis: probably the famous last words of Jean and Betsy when they get into trouble...cant beat em join em...:-D

Willow: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Xander: But Ho-Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process!

Xander: Do we hug? Oz: I think we're too manly.

"Again she repeated that she would never get married, never ever. She said that for her a man always existed in books, that she would spend the rest of her life with Mr. Darcy--even in the books, there were few men for her. What was wrong with that?"

"Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing."




1. Wolverine and Phoenix » reviews
Wolverine and Phoenix have known nothing but torture and duty. Together, they find their humanity.
X-Men - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 3-13-08
2. Absolution » reviews
Jean, Logan...their relationship, lives, and their friends. This story was created after I nearly played the Absolution album by MUSE to death, therefore the title and the chapter titles will be named as such.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 5-8-08
3. War » reviews
After an AntiMutant fight that resulted in capture and later escape... Jean, Kitty and Jubilee are forced to go on the run, with new identities AND hair colors! But trouble just seems to follow these girls like a lovesick pup...
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-25-07
4. A Year of XMen reviews
Twelve months in the X-Mansion, what more do you need?
X-Men - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 5-21-08
5. The Long Walk » reviews
Jean and Logan, from the very beginning...
X-Men - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,252 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 11-7-07
6. I Belong To You » reviews
Logan's convinced he and Jean are meant for one another, she's not so sure. When things with Scott go downhill fast, though, Jean is forced to rethink things a bit...
X-Men - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 7-25-07
7. South of the Border » reviews
Jean, Betsy, Kitty, Logan, Warren and Bobby are given time for a little vacation in Mexico. Hijinks and canoodling ensue, as is obvious...
X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 7-25-07
8. You Don't Know Me » reviews
A Jean/Logan Valentine's Day fic!
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08
9. Pirates! » reviews
AU. Jean and Logan and Kurt on Madripoor.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 7-25-07
10. The Mission » reviews
Logan and Jean are sent undercover in Madripoor to investigate Mutant smuggling that seems to be going on. They're supposed to stay on opposite sides of town, playing to their strengths, but that doesn't seem to work for long...
X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 7-25-07
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