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Author has written 9 stories for Beauty and the Beast, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Angel, and Being Human. Oooooh profile. lemme see... The following is an altered extract from Le Roi se meurt (Exit the King) an absurdist drama by Eugene Ionesco A Brief History of Shan (me). It was Her Majesty, my Commander-in-Chief, who set the Thames on fire. It was she who invented gunpowder and stole the fire from the gods. She nearly blew the whole place up. But she caught the pieces and tied them together with string. I helped her but it wasn't so easy. She wasn't so easy either. She was the one who fitted up the first forges of the earth. She discovered the way to make steel. She used to work eighteen hours a day. And she made us work even harder. She was our chief engineer. As an engineer, she made the first ballon, and then the Zeppelin. And finally with her own two hands she built the first areoplane. At the start it wasn't a success. The first test pilots, Icarus and the rest, all fell into the sea. Till eventually she piloted the plane herself. I was her machanic. Long before that, when she was only a little princess she'd invented the wheelbarrow. I used to play with her. Then sails and railways and automobiles. She drew up the plans for the Eiffel Tower, not to mention designed the sickle and the plough the harvesters and tractors. She extinguished volcanoes and caused new ones to errupt. She built Rome, New York, Moscow and Geneva. She founded Paris. She created revolutions, counter-revolutions, religion, reform and counter-reform. She wrote the Illiad and the Oddessy. She wrote tragedies and commedies under the name of William Shakespeare. It was a secret. She invented the telephone and the telegraph, and fixed them up herself. She did everything with her own hands. My Commander-in-Chief was a very handy woman. Not so long ago she mannaged to split the atom. Her Majesty, Commdander-in-Chief, Master, Managing Director... Status: Currently slack an inactive. Sorry I know, I should be stoned. | |||||||
1. The Drouble Project » reviewsHopefully 100 droubles about life in a big pink houseBeing Human - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 7-3-092. 36 » reviewsOne-on-one scenes between each and every crew member of Serenity. If I get through all of them there will be thirty six in total. Can it be done? Mainly General and Fluff. Chapter Two - Book and Jayne should be fun...Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 9-16-083. Down where it's wetter reviewsA drabble-oneshot set between season three and season four while Angel is trapped in his watery tomb. What? Are we meant to think he spent ALL his time down there brooding and hallucinating? Silly stuff.Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-08 - Angel & Charles G. - Complete4. Exist reviewsThis is a character comparision. It was going to be the prologue for a longer story that never happened. It's about Dawn and Conner and the lives they lead.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-08 - Dawn S. - Complete5. Off to see the Wizard reviewsPost DH Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, and Neville have a movie night in. The movie of choice? The Wizard of Oz. Somehow fairytale wizards and witches don't quite match the reality. Just a fun short story. One shot. Rating for some naughtyish words.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 12-15-07 - Complete6. Every Friday reviewsA short little Hannah and Neville piece. Once again complete fluff. Oneshot R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-14-08 - Hannah A. & Neville L. - Complete7. Shakespeare's Deleted Scenes » reviewsExcactly what it says on the tin. Five short scenes added to some of Shakespeare's plays. Taming of the Shrew, Richard 3rd, Much Ado about Nothing, Twelve Night, and Macbeth. Must be read with tongue firmly placed in cheek.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 11-21-07 - Complete8. Flutterby and Mellowsweet reviewsHannah has been shocked by the death of her mother. But just as shocking is who gives her some comfort. NLHA fluffypuffy pappywappy loveydovey stuff that I don't normally write. But I did. Why? Because it's cannon damnit! One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-25-07 - Hannah A. & Neville L. - Complete9. Enchanting reviewsThis is about the woman who turned the prince into the beast. Anyone else hate the idea of some woman going around, randomly turning people into monsters for no good reason? I do! Can anyone say Punitive Damages? This is essentially a rant. One shot.Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete
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