"Every great writer needs an editor." So I was talking with my sister about how editing is always getting shoved to the back burner, particularly for young writers writing fanfiction, and I mentioned how as a 4th year undergrad in Professional Writing, I completely love and honour my editor. She helps me make my writing the best it can be and because my writing represents me, that's very important (obviously she hasn't edited this profile!). So as in everything else in life, editing and constructive criticism, is essential for self-improvement. That being said, I am very sensitive, so tactfulness is an especially good quality to have as well. ;)

Updated April 2013.

LJ blog: http://claddagh-writes.livejournal.com/

tumblr: http://hazelcelt.tumblr.com/

Hello...

I just wanted to say to everyone who has favourited, reviewed (and not heard back) or put my stories on author alert>>> THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I really really appreciate everyone's support and if I don't get back to you, please don't take it personally. RL likes to kick my butt.

That being said...you're welcome to drop me a line anytime. I am a good listener (when available), so if you need an ear just add me and say hello. Fellow fans especially welcome to come and chat- I love talking to you guys! Also...I've never done commissions(art, writing) but I'd love to, so if anyone's into the same stuff as me, contact me and we'll talk. Oh and before I forget, if anyone wants a co-fic writer, I'm up for the challenge, so let me know!

About Me: I'm female. I live in Canada. I'm single and somewhat gay.

School: I graduated from uni majoring in Professional Writing and minoring in Visual Arts.

Work: I'm an aerobics instructor and an admin assistant currently. I will be a full-time editor and writer but right now I just do it part-time. I want to work as a well-paid editor at Harlequin Romance Publishing House! I'd also want and will teach ESL in Japan at some point and become a certified yoga instructor.

Likes: soccer, swimming, fitness classes (step, kickboxing, muscle conditioning, yoga, pilates), books, reading, movies(fantasy, romance, horror, comedy, action/suspense), drawing, writing, painting, other languages (English is my first language, but I also have a small grasp of French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, ASL, and Japanese... that's not to say I'm proficient, but I can usually recognise some words--I also took most of these languages in school but have not practised them for some time), vegan food, anime and manga, slash/yaoi!, femmeslash/yuri, hurt/comfort, and fluff! Current music obsessions: happy 90s songs. Current favourite band: Poor Angus http://www.poorangus.com/fr_home.cfm

Axis Powers Hetalia England x Canada, Russia x China, Holland x Canada, France x Canada, America x Canada, Prussia x Canada, France x Canada, Germany/Holy Roman Empire x Northern Italy, Spain x Southern Italy(Romano), Spain x Canada, Sweden x Finland, Austria x Hungary x Prussia (Love triangle! Squee!)

In general, I love N. Italy (Feliciano), he's such a sweetie, and I also love Canada (Matthew), because I just want to cuddle him for being himself.

Books Pairings...

Harry Potter Draco x Harry(yes, in that order; sexy dom!Draco ;), Sirius x Remus, Albus Severus x Scorpius, Remus x Severus, Severus x Harry (although more so a parental Snape)

Interview with a Vampire Lestat x Louis, Armand x Louis

Other Obsessions...

House, M.D. House x Wilson, Thirteen x Cameron, Thirteen x any other female guest stars

Invader Zim Zim x Dib (ZADR), Tak x Gaz (TAGR)

Supernatural Dean x Sam (a Sam!Girl right here ;), J2

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Willow x Tara, Buffy x Angel, Buffy x Spike, Willow x Oz

The L Word Shane x Jenny, Bette x Tina, Shane x Carmen, Alice x Dana, Helena x Dillon (Helena's sexy!), Alice x Tasha

Glee Faberry (Quinn x Rachel), Brittanna (Santana x Brittany)

Bomb Girls Betty x Kate

The Avengers Tony x Bruce

Girls (HBO) no pairings yet...I just love the show... although Marnie x Jessa are cute

Want to find me elsewhere? Links...

Here's my live journal link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/silent_cynic/

Interested in any of my art? http://keisan.deviantart.com/

Vegan blog: http://lazyvegangrl.blogspot.com/

Girls & Original Fiction blog (I update quite often): http://hazelcelt.tumblr.com/

Stuff I'm working on:

My new blog and editing projects for health books. Fanfiction-wise: I am currently only working on Long Way to Happy (Axis Powers Hetalia fandom), Rise from the Ashes (APH), and random ficlets that pop into my head whilst browsing tumblr.

The Solemn Pledge of the FLUFF, (Fluffy Love United Female Force)

I, Keisan, do solemnly swear to fight against the world of angst, in whatever form it may take from heart ache to intense, manic depression. I will be sure to think happy thoughts and add copious amounts of fluff to anything that I may write. All my stories will end happily, with love and goodness conquering all as is the way the world should be.

I am now a proud member of FLUFF. If you too feel the unexplainable urge to spread fluff and happily-ever-afters over the vast kingdom of ffnet please feel free to pm:

WingsofaDream

she'll add you to the members list.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.

Quizzes:

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with:Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme

Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

Quotes:

"I knew before anyone else did. But now.

I don't just want to fuck Potter. I want to know him.

Jesus. You know how hard that is for me to admit to? I'm not meant to feel like this, I wasn't built this way. but every time I get close to him the fucking tiniest violin in the world starts playing its little melody just for me. The birds start singing. It's a wonderful fucking day." Draco's thoughts on Harry in Chapter 2 of Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami

"Everything's so hilarious to you, isn't it Seamus? Harry needs our support! He's going through a difficult time at the moment! He needs a FAMILY UNIT!" Hermione yelling at Seamus in Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami

“I changed my mind!” Harry flung himself on the bed. “I can’t go. I look like a whale.”

Ron eyed his best friend spread over the bed and then the door, wondering whether he’d have to brave the girls’ ‘getting ready’ period to get Harry up and moving. “C’mon, Harry,” he gave it one last shot, because interrupting a make-up and hair-do ritual? No thank you! “Draco wants to see you.”

Harry snorted. “That shouldn’t be a problem. He’ll see me. Everyone will see me. People in Australia will see me. People from the bloody moon can see me!”

“Er, there’s really no one on the moon to see you…but I understand what you mean,” Ron quickly searched for a save at the scathing look Harry shot in his direction. Harry in histrionics in His Father's Daughter by Constant Vigilance

‘Draco tried to make sense of the twisted humor of the universe. He'd obviously been a very evil man in a past life.’ Draco's thoughts in Princess and the Dragon

“I’m not obsessed. I like to work. I’m good at what I do.”

“I’m good at having sex, but I’m not a prostitute.” Conversation between Draco and Blaise (Draco claims he's good at work; whilst Blaise is good at having sex... lmao) in The Loft, chapter 7, by Paddycake Padfoot

‘This was the 70’s bitch, and Old Dumbles was grovin’ with the best of them. Everyone turned to stare.

“Where’s my Luscious Lucius BITCHES?” Dumbledore hollered out.’ one of MANY, from Hogwarts Through the Ages by GinnyPotterHarrysLover

“... Actually, I’m not sure... GIR! Tell me again why was I trying to kill the dirt-stink over there?”

“AH’M STARIN’ A’ DA DOOR!!” GIR shrieked, his face currently rubbing up and down the sliding door.

“GIR, you can obey meeeeee WHILE staring at the door. Why did Zim want to kill the Skeeb?” Zim pointed at a very confused Dib.

“Ah dunnoooooo... somethin’ ‘bout a taco?” GIR then squeaked and ran over to his master, jumping up and down. “Can we go me get a tacooooo? Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee?” Zim questioning GIR in My Beloved, My Betrayed, chapter 6, by TaylorTheWeird

"There's no such thing as a free shag, is there?" said Draco, half an hour later.

"Harry, what's a shag?" asked Lily.

"A type of carpet," said Harry. Draco pulled a face. "Well, it is."

"I don't know what kinds of carpet you keep company with," said Draco. "And quite frankly, I don't want to."
DIY Messiah, by scoradh
http://hdworldcup.onnedhiel.net/teamepilogue/diy_messiah.html

"Potter," Blaise said, capturing Harry's extended hand in both of his. "I'd heard you were seeing Draco here, but thought it was a foul rumour. Everyone knows that you can do much better than him. Me, for instance."

"Better?" Draco said, stepping forward. "I don't think so. Everyone knows that you've recently been hit with a castration curse."

"No I haven't."

Draco smiled, showing his teeth. "Give me a few minutes." How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?, by mahaliem http://hdworldcup.onnedhiel.net/teamepilogue/mend_a_broken_heart.html

“It was meant to be here” Harry replied in a small voice.

“What was meant to be here? Potter you better start giving me some straight answers, what kind of date is this?” by the time, Draco had finished speaking, he was breathing hard and his voice had increased in volume.

Potter looked embarrassed; “There was supposed, to be this secret club,” he said lamely.

“Secret Club?! Potter you pervert, you were going to take me to an underground sex club on our first date? You kinky deviant” Draco had to stop himself from laughing out loud at the baffled look on Harry’s face. Love's Promise by envious ema (LJ) http://envious-ema.livejournal.com/11618.html#cutid1

Wilson: "House, this is God."
House: "Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?"
Wilson: "Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?"
House: "You'll have to check with Cameron."
Wilson: "Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time."
Cuddy: "House..."
House: "Quick God, smite the evil witch!"
Cuddy: "Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?"
House: "God, why have you forsaken me?" House M.D., Season 2, 'Skin Deep' episode

'America handed wandered through his section hoping to find some bear tracks that would lead him to Kumajirou. America had no such luck all he had found were some moose tracks, and his glasses had gotten so fogged up he had thought they were polar bear tracks. And that experience did not end well.

America had followed the moose tracks and found a moose. America didn't know a lot about meese, mooses? He didn't know the plural for moose either. But the moral of this story is to not try and ride a moose like a horse. The moose will not appreciate this at all and will most likely charge you.

And now America was walking around the forest with a limp because he did not except that crazy moose to charge at him, and had gotten knocked pretty hard into a tree. Of course the United States of America wasn't afraid of some silly moose, and he had taught that moose not to mess with him again, but he had still gotten hurt and now his leg hurt pretty badly.' Axis Powers, Hetalia; In My Mind by maplepancakes99

Keisan

p.s. check out my original writing at http://www.fictionpress.com/keisan1and NaNoWriMo-ers, Friend me on NaNoWriMo.org under the same penname, keisan ;) My tumblr blog is: http://hazelcelt.tumblr.com/ so follow for more about me! :)