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Updated Mar. 2009.

Hello...

You're welcome to drop me a line anytime. I pride myself on being a good listener, so if you need an ear just add me and say hello. Fellow fans especially welcome to come and chat- I'm always up for talking to you guys! Also...I've never done commissions(art, writing) but I'd love to, so if anyone's into the same stuff as me, contact me and we'll talk. Oh and before I forget, if anyone wants a co-fic writer, I'm up for the challenge, so let me know! So here's a bit about me... =

~Name: Christine~
~Nicknames: Chris, Xtine, Keisan~
~Age: 22~
~Gender: female~
~Sexual Orientation: bi~
~Birthday: February 27th, 1987.~
~Country: Canada- Ontario~
~Background: Irish, English, French~
~Languages: English(1st language), French, Spanish, Japanese, Russian, Sign(ASL)~
~Appearance: Dirty-blonde hair, green eyes, too pale and height(5 ft. 5.5 in.)...dunno why any of this is important, but meh.~
~Travelling: Alberta(Canada), Holland, Belgium, Ireland, New York (Manhatten and New Jersey), lived in Calgary, Alberta from May to December 2007. ~
~Personality: Quiet, impatient, creative, shy, supportive friend, listener, advice giver, loyal, ambitious, responsible, procrastinator, odd, spontaneous, able to keep secrets.~

~Likes: sports(soccer, swimming, running, tennis), books, reading, movies(fantasy, romance, horror, comedy, action/suspense), drawing, writing, painting, anime and manga (Bakuten Shoot/Beyblade, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball Z, Gundam Wing, CCS, Demon Diary, DN Angel, Model, Tsubasa RC, .hack//sign, .hack//Legend of the Twilight, Axis Powers Hetalia), slash/yaoi!, yuri, hurt/comfort, Harry Potter, FLUFF!! Current music obsessions: 90's dance and pop

~Anime/Manga Pairings:

Bakuten Shoot/Beyblade~ Kai x Rei, Yuuri x Boris

Yu-Gi-Oh~ Marik/Malik x Bakura/Ryou, Seto Kaiba x Jounouchi Ketsuya

DN Angel~ Satoshi x Daisuke, Dark x Krad, Dark x Daisuke

Tsubasa RC~ Syoaran x Sakura, Kurogane x Fai

Demon Diary~ Eclipse x Raenef

Digimon 03~ Jenrya x Ruki

Axis Powers Hetalia~ England x Canada, England x America

~Books Pairings...~

Harry Potter~Draco x Harry(yes, in that order; sexy dom!Draco ;), Sirius x Remus, Albus Severus x Scorpius, Remus x Severus, Severus x Harry (although more so a parental Snape)~

~Other Obsessions...

House, M.D.~ Chase x Cameron, House x Wilson, Thirteen x Cameron, Thirteen x any other

female characters

Invader Zim~ Zim x Dib (ZADR), Tak x Gaz (TAGR)

Supernatural~ Dean x Sam (a Sam!Girl right here ;)

~Want to find me elsewhere? Links... ~

Here's my live journal link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/silent_cynic/

Interested in any of my art? http://keisan.deviantart.com/

~Stuff I'm working on:

Otay!! I'm sort of back lol... Well see the thing is, my school's currently on strike and I'm about an inch from losing my mind due to boredom from lack of production. Hell, I even have problems forcing myself to get up early enough to make a grocery trip these days! It's ridiculous. So I've decided that instead of allowing myself to further drift into insanity that I shall write fic. :D Much to all of your delight, I'm sure. Anywho, I'm still in my HP phase but have since drifted back into Beyblade writing and my newest obsession- INVADER ZIM!! Lol, I just can't get enough of their insanity, it makes me feel more sane I think. Anywho been up with updating E-dating since that one's really speaking to me right now... and I've whipped up two DN Angel drabbles whilst browsing LJ's comms offering up challenges. I'm responding to challenges at the moment...it's very strange. But I like it. Welps, I shall scoot along now and read and write more fic when I'm not forcing myself to exercise, buy food and catch up on hwk. Actually I've been doing the former quite rigorously but the latter two not so much. :P

Beyblade
Trilogy Installment of 'Numb' and 'Faint' KaixRei
'Where we Belong' KaixRei
'Practical Magic' KaixRei
Random one-shots or new long fics that happen across my mind... I am spontaneous after all...

Harry Potter

couple ideas that have been bouncing around for a couple years now...urg... but mainly emo-ish, abused but still adorable, sweet!Harry paired with arrogant, possessive, vengeful but still loving!Draco ;) it's hawt :D

p.s. Yes, because canon wouldn't accept Harry as anything less than our strict, judgmental society demands cough that he's truly a boy only meant for one person, Draco Malfoy cough; we must now screw with said pairing's children. Because what better way to get a meant-to-be-couple together then through such underhanded methods?

oh and also, I adore mentor!father-figure!Severus Snape. :D Just because. He's a softie deep down. Very deep down. Don't look at me like that; it's true!

Yu-Gi-Oh
'Untitled' MalikxBakura-this isn't really going anywhere...care to inspire me?

Digimon
'Unpredictable' JenryaxRuki

Invader Zim
Various ideas bouncing around since there are so few written that I've genuinely found truly excellent. Plus, one can never get enough of GIR.

Two quotes you can laugh at, all owned by Jhonen Vasquez, creator of Invader Zim:

"You gonna make biscuits?!...You gonna make biscuits?!...Yoooooouuuuuuu gonna make biscuits?!...YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU gonna make biscuits??" - GIR

"No GIR, never. I never want to hear you mention biscuits ever again." - Zim

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"Ooooouuu!" GIR

"A hunter destroyer-" Zim

"What is it?!" GIR

"A hunter destroyer-" Zim

"What is it?!" GIR

"A hunter destroyer machine." Zim

Oh and I'm gonna pimp someone's fantastically hilarious AMV on youtube that uses various quotes from IZ (Invader Zim) over top of the anime Fruits Basket (disclaimer: obviously neither belong to me): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7SUyTuV4A8&feature=channel_page

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The Solemn Pledge of the FLUFF, (Fluffy Love United Female Force)

I, Keisan, do solemnly swear to fight against the world of angst, in whatever form it may take from heart ache to intense, manic depression. I will be sure to think happy thoughts and add copious amounts of fluff to anything that I may write. All my stories will end happily, with love and goodness conquering all as is the way the world should be.

I am now a proud member of FLUFF. If you too feel the unexplainable urge to spread fluff and happily-ever-afters over the vast kingdom of ffnet please feel free to pm:

WingsofaDream

she'll add you to the members list.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Quotes:

"I knew before anyone else did. But now.

I don't just want to fuck Potter. I want to know him.

Jesus. You know how hard that is for me to admit to? I'm not meant to feel like this, I wasn't built this way. but every time I get close to him the fucking tiniest violin in the world starts playing its little melody just for me. The birds start singing. It's a wonderful fucking day." ~ Draco's thoughts on Harry in Chapter 2 of Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami

"Everything's so hilarious to you, isn't it Seamus? Harry needs our support! He's going through a difficult time at the moment! He needs a FAMILY UNIT!" ~ Hermione yelling at Seamus in Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami

“I changed my mind!” Harry flung himself on the bed. “I can’t go. I look like a whale.”

Ron eyed his best friend spread over the bed and then the door, wondering whether he’d have to brave the girls’ ‘getting ready’ period to get Harry up and moving. “C’mon, Harry,” he gave it one last shot, because interrupting a make-up and hair-do ritual? No thank you! “Draco wants to see you.”

Harry snorted. “That shouldn’t be a problem. He’ll see me. Everyone will see me. People in Australia will see me. People from the bloody moon can see me!”

“Er, there’s really no one on the moon to see you…but I understand what you mean,” Ron quickly searched for a save at the scathing look Harry shot in his direction. ~ Harry in histrionics in His Father's Daughter by Constant Vigilance

‘Draco tried to make sense of the twisted humor of the universe. He'd obviously been a very evil man in a past life.’ ~ Draco's thoughts in Princess and the Dragon

“I’m not obsessed. I like to work. I’m good at what I do.”

“I’m good at having sex, but I’m not a prostitute.” ~ Conversation between Draco and Blaise (Draco claims he's good at work; whilst Blaise is good at having sex... lmao) in The Loft, chapter 7, by Paddycake Padfoot

‘This was the 70’s bitch, and Old Dumbles was grovin’ with the best of them. Everyone turned to stare.

“Where’s my Luscious Lucius BITCHES?” Dumbledore hollered out.’ ~ one of MANY, from Hogwarts Through the Ages by GinnyPotterHarrysLover

“... Actually, I’m not sure... GIR! Tell me again why was I trying to kill the dirt-stink over there?”

“AH’M STARIN’ A’ DA DOOR!!” GIR shrieked, his face currently rubbing up and down the sliding door.

“GIR, you can obey meeeeee WHILE staring at the door. Why did Zim want to kill the Skeeb?” Zim pointed at a very confused Dib.

“Ah dunnoooooo... somethin’ ‘bout a taco?” GIR then squeaked and ran over to his master, jumping up and down. “Can we go me get a tacooooo? Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee?” ~ Zim questioning GIR in My Beloved, My Betrayed, chapter 6, by TaylorTheWeird

"There's no such thing as a free shag, is there?" said Draco, half an hour later.

"Harry, what's a shag?" asked Lily.

"A type of carpet," said Harry. Draco pulled a face. "Well, it is."

"I don't know what kinds of carpet you keep company with," said Draco. "And quite frankly, I don't want to."
~ DIY Messiah, by scoradh
http://hdworldcup.onnedhiel.net/teamepilogue/diy_messiah.html

"Potter," Blaise said, capturing Harry's extended hand in both of his. "I'd heard you were seeing Draco here, but thought it was a foul rumour. Everyone knows that you can do much better than him. Me, for instance."

"Better?" Draco said, stepping forward. "I don't think so. Everyone knows that you've recently been hit with a castration curse."

"No I haven't."

Draco smiled, showing his teeth. "Give me a few minutes." ~ How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?, by mahaliem http://hdworldcup.onnedhiel.net/teamepilogue/mend_a_broken_heart.html

“It was meant to be here” Harry replied in a small voice.

“What was meant to be here? Potter you better start giving me some straight answers, what kind of date is this?” by the time, Draco had finished speaking, he was breathing hard and his voice had increased in volume.

Potter looked embarrassed; “There was supposed, to be this secret club,” he said lamely.

“Secret Club?! Potter you pervert, you were going to take me to an underground sex club on our first date? You kinky deviant” Draco had to stop himself from laughing out loud at the baffled look on Harry’s face.~ Love's Promise by envious ema (LJ) http://envious-ema.livejournal.com/11618.html#cutid1

Wilson: "House, this is God."
House: "Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?"
Wilson: "Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?"
House: "You'll have to check with Cameron."
Wilson: "Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time."
Cuddy: "House..."
House: "Quick God, smite the evil witch!"
Cuddy: "Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?"
House: "God, why have you forsaken me?" ~ House M.D., Season 2, 'Skin Deep' episode

Rambling among the Muses...

Ehehem...Bakura...Malik...Kai...Rei...notice they're all somewhat dangerous...save for the little neko-jin, but I still love em. hehe_;;
Kai:Weirdo...
Rei: (too busy cuddling Kai to notice)
Malik:You said it.
Bakura: (too busy burning and bleeding himself to notice) What? I get off on pain!
Malik: You'll get used to it, he is quite the sadist after all...well...actually...my sadist. (smirk)
Bakura: (doesn't notice)
Kai & Rei:... (-_-;;) psychos...
GIR: loud, screechy laughter "You look like youuuuuu need waffles! Good good goooooooood!"
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter: Uh..did we miss something?
Keisan: (proceeds to set army of mechetti and flamethowing wielders upon bad attituded bishounen) Mwahahahaa! I shall rule the world!...ehehem...anyways. Hope you enjoyed! Bye, adios, ciao, sayonara, da cvi danya, hasta la vista, ttyl

Keisan

p.s. check out my original writing at http://www.fictionpress.com/~keisan

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