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since: 07-25-07, id: 1333871, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 10 stories for Song of the Lioness, Twilight, Harry Potter, Holes, and Fairy Tales.

I am Shimer, I like to write and read, and I'd appreciate it if people read and reviewed my stories :)

5 Favorite Books(In no particular order): 13 Reasons Why- Jay Asher, Gingersnaps- Cathy Cassidy, 13 Little Blue Envelopes- Maureen Johnson, Wuthering Heights- Emily Brontë and The Host- Stephenie Meyer.

5 Favorite Films (Again, in no particular order): Music and Lyrics, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, John Tucker Must Die, 10 Things I Hate About You.

5 Favorite TV Shows (Ditto from previous brackets. Yes, I'm lazy.): Desperate Housewives, Scrubs, Friends, Robin Hood, Eastenders.

5 Favorite Songs: Candy- Paolo Nutini, Red- Daniel Merriweather, I Got A Feeling- Black Eyed Peas, Navigate Me- Cute Is What We Aim For, Womanizer- All American Rejects (cover).


May not update to FF for a while (guilty face), as am attempting to keep diary (failing), write a novel that is based upon own characters (getting somewhere--third chapter already! Huzzah!) and do revision for nasty exams (procrastinating...). That said, I have also been writing a lot of FF and the next chapters of Seducing Edward Diary and Not Fair should be uploaded soon.

And I've been writing more of the Jalice moments up.


Updated 22/07/09: Still not updating FF, yet, diary idea out of window completely, novel up to chapter 7, total of words written in the 8, 000 region and am still (evidently) alive.

Thank God school's over for 6 weeks or so, I can have a life again, free of exams and prep. (no results forthcoming for exams).


Updated 29/08/09: Just got back from holiday in Wales. Lots to write about- new plots keep popping up, diary well and truly dead, novel is still in and around chapter 7 stage, but have the next few chapters outlined and I'm still editing and adding and deleting my novel.

It's not my first attempt at writing things other than FF, but it's definitely working out to be my best shot at it.

Oh yeah, and I'm still alive. Obviously.

Updated 26/09/09: I forgot to tell you; somewhere around beginning of summer, my internet broke. That's why I haven't updated, uploaded or done anything. BUT I have a memory stick now (I found it recently) and I will update. Soon. It probably won't be what you want me to update, but it will be updated.

Ghost isn't writing this. Shimer is.

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1. Over and Out » reviews
This is another version of Bella seducing Edward! If you like it, I meant it to be this way! If you don't like it, I'm just making fun of the plot! M for innuendo and language... Alice predicts you reviewing even if you think it's rubbish .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 5-8-08 - Bella & Edward
2. Rapunzel reviews
She got bored of waiting. Her jaded past made the fairy tale ridiculous. And only in death were they truly united.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete
3. Speculations »
The new and improved version of the Speculation's series now rolled into one. The Cullens spend some time thinking about life and love- past, future and present. Read, enjoy and review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 4-6-09
4. I'm Not Falling In Love! reviews
Isis is a girl who goes to C.G.L. But, she is placed into A-tent, she gets next to none special treatment and her tent mates are, to be blunt, pretty damn crazy. She earns a nickname, steals a heart, and tears apart the camp... literally. M for language.
Holes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-09
5. Not Fair » reviews
Alice has a startling vision which involves something so legendary, it leaves the people of Forks feeling awed and terrified. Swearing, suggestive, and somewhat vulgar language included. Hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 4-20-09
6. Moments In Time » reviews
50 Phrases Challenge. Alice/Jasper explored in a new way: All the fluff you can handle, lots of insight and 50 Phrases. What can go wrong? You tell me in a review! Rating for safety.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Jasper & Alice
7. Corrupted Karaoke »
M for language. "Remus rolled his eyes. Ginny was drooling again." Read to find out: Who's singing 'Girlfriend', What Molly REALLY thinks of Sirius, what Harry feels about life and what the tingling feeling is. Review for chapters please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,461 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 12-6-08
8. Prats and Pigtails »
When reading the Goblet of Fire, did you ever wonder who 'Stebbins' and 'Fawcett' were? You know, at the Yule ball when Snape and Karkaroff were talking? I did so here's my take on their relationship. It's in the form of 50 short drabbles. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 648 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 10-26-08
9. I'm So Glad I'm Not Single Anymore reviews
Rated T for safety. Alec leaves the Volturi to live with the Cullens and becomes a vegetarian vampire- it is there that he meets old friends and finds a new love...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-08 - Alec & Tanya - Complete
10. statues » reviews
A group of random tales about Kel and Co. chapter 1: wierd moods. chapter 2: fan practise. Chapter 3: Valentine's trail.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 8-29-07 - Tortall
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