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Name: Karmi (and that's all you're getting)

Birthday: February 3rd.

Sign: Aquarius (I'm forever the water sign.)

Age: Notforyou.

Gender: Girl

Tumblr: Karmen SanDiego. Yes, that name is based off of the TV Show character.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Think about it this way people. 'Homophobia' is a term that can be seen two ways: an abnormal fear of gays and/or lesbians or an abnormal fear for human beings, for we are all homosapiens.

Think about how you feel before you say it out loud.

You just might make yourself look stupid.

Up now on FanFiction:

Together by Chance

Game:Final Fantasy VIII
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Humor
Pairing: Squinoa (Squall/Rinoa)
Summary:
Squall and Rinoa have a chance meeting in a club. In that, their lives are forever twisted together, with several other chance meetings.Soon, they fall in love, only to find out that Rinoa has a boyfriend! After Ethan upsets her, Rinoa goes to Squall . . . or the other way around. Finally, they are with each other but is this relationship deceiving? And if it is, who's the deceiver and is it real(the deceiving)? Will something happen that causes Rinoa and Squall's relationship to collapse, and will it ever recover? are you getting tired of my questions?

Leaving

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Angst
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Tifa has bad dreams about Cloud leaving every night. When he finally finds out, he decides to start sleeping with her (no, not like that) to make sure that she is okay. Even though he does this, Cloud isn't too sure of himself. Out of nowhere, he decides to actually leave, breaking Tifa's heart. Will he come back? What will happen if he does? Will Tifa ever forgive him?

Just a little note. If you check the reviews for this story, I did one to myself because I wanted to see if I could. It was really awesome. I even replied to myself afterwards. I did not know that I could do that!

Oh, and I'm sorry about changing the title so abruptly. After I started writing chapter 6, I thought that this would be so much better.

I have decided to re-write this fic, because I am not satisfied with this version of it. I have not decided on a new title, but I will keep this version up, for pleasurable reading, or comparison, or both. So, it might take a while, it might not. If you see some new fic by me out of nowhere(if I'm on your author alert) then this is probably it. Toodles!

A Form of Death

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: M
Genre: Romance, Adventure, Angst
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
While on a delivery, Cloud is paid to kill two vampires. They are mates and kill children to feed off of them so that they will be strong. Here's the process: at night, they will strike the town (Wutai), and take about two or three children at a time. During the day, they feed off of them to get stronger and more powerful, because that's their most vulnerable time of day. Pretty bad, huh? Well, when Cloud goes to Wutai to solve the problem, he gives Yuffie a visit, seeing that she is hurt. Come to find out, Yuffie tried to solve it herself, but got wounded in the process, and now Vincent is watching her. In vain, Cloud only successfully kills one of the mates and the other gives Tifa a very violent visit one night, trying to kill her, almost causing her to lose an internal organ in the torso area (no, I'm not telling which one). Of course, this is a misunderstanding. This vampiress went to seek revenge, thinking Tifa was Cloud's mate (see where this is going?) So, Tifa just about dies for nothing, gets mad at Cloud for saying nothing, and what happens? Well . . . Cloud just might have to battle this crazy vamp once again - only this time, Tifa wants to help. But will he let her? Especially at the expense of her life?...or mortality...?

7/27/08 mark: This story has hit the 5000 hit mark as of today. I am very proud of this fic, and I am very thankful to anyone who has had the time and patience to sit through the entire thing. I am also grateful to those who even gave it a glance. That means I griped your attention, even for a little while.

Purple Skies

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Friendship, Angst, Mild Suspense, Drama
Pairing: You gotta try and guess.
Summary:
This fic, unlike a lot of others, will be an AU!! Yay AU!!
Okay, so, Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent, live in the small town of Nibelheim. They are best friends, and it's impossible for them to get any closer. As normal teenagers, they have their share of problems. Cloud's mother has a boyfriend he doesn't like, and they argue quite often. Vincent's parents are drunks, who also argue, and beat on him as well. Tifa's father's only main focus is his job. He barely acknowledges her, but is also very protective of her. The only time he isn't working, is when Tifa is sick, as she is for some time. There seems to be something that she's keeping from her closest friends, but they have no sense of suspicion whatsoever. And, to help with all their problems, they decided to form a band to keep them at bay.

I might as well do this disclaimer now:
Because I lack the ability to write songs(poems in general), I shall be using songs from FlyLeaf and Evanescence. Of course, the songs used in the fic belong to those prior mentioned affiliates. I had nothing to do with writing/singing/selling/etc of them, and I just can't afford to get sued at the moment.
Actually, I can't afford to get sued period.
No. Singing the songs in your shower does not count.
Currently being reposted as "Loud Whispers" -- please see below.

Condition

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Drama, Mild Suspense, Friendship, Romance
Pairing: As of now, Clerith xD
Summary:
Tifa started out with this condition when she was sixteen years old. She has been trying to cope with it, but sometimes the pressure gets just too hard. Now she sits in this asylum for the second time in her life, and they have her under stricter watch than before. They plan on releasing her, but they don't know when. Tifa doesn't know when, nor does she think it will happen. Then one day, this new psychiatrist, who has just graduated from college the year before and who has been studying her case, comes to the asylum, seeking to help Tifa out. At first she is skeptical, since the treatment he is giving her is a bit unusual, and at one point turns unethical. Of course, that is her fault. Every time something goes wrong, she thinks it's her fault. The only difference this time is that she has the assistance of his jealous girlfriend to aid her in making this go worse than they have to. In the end, it all comes down to whether or not Tifa can finally cope with what she has and just except herself for who is she. It might also help if she gets the hot psychiatrist too.
Currently being reposted as "Anxiety" -- please see below.

A Form of Death: Family Vacation

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: M
Genre: Romance, Family
Pairing: Clifa of course!
Summary:
It's a vacation! What more do you want?

Anxiety (Condition Revised)

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Drama, Mild Suspense, Friendship, Hurt&Comfort, Romance
Pairing: Clifa
Summary:
Tifa has a mental disorder that his been with her since she was sixteen years old. She has been working hard and trying her best to stay healthy, but the memories and her past demons will not leave her alone. She has gone into psychotic episodes three times now, two of which are recorded, one of which was extremely violent and harmful towards another person. She doesn't remember hurting this person, but it is only an example of the danger she can be. Tifa has an even bigger reason now to stay on track with her medication: two orphans that live with her best friend Yuffie, Marlene and Denzel. She wants to get better because of them, now more than ever, but all of the doctors she's worked with don't seem to know what to do with her. Maybe it's the fact that she hasn't told them everything about her -- things that would help, or even totally explain why she is the way she is now. At least, until she gets a new psychiatrist. And let's just say that his way of treating her is completely unconventional.

Loud Whispers (Purple Skies Revised)

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: M
Genre: Drama, Suspense, Friendship, Hurt&Comfort, Romance
Pairing: Clifa, Zerith, Vinffie
Summary:
Tifa and Cloud have been best friends since they could remember. They've been there for each other through everything. When Vincent moves to town a few years later, they find a new friend, and learn soon enough he needs their support too. With their other buddies and family members thrown into the mix, things begin to get a little hectic. As the secrets are found under the rug and pile on top of one other, people begin to question the ones they know and love, and everything they used to know. Around every corner, more is coming to light from the deep, dark places they were kept tucked in before. Things change, and only for the worst it seems. For who will it prove to be too much to handle? And who will it prove to be life-threatening for in the end?

Up soon on Fanfiction (Hopefully):

The Patient and The Doctor

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Drama, Hurt&Comfort, Friendship, Romance, Mild Suspense
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Why did this have to happen now? Just when she thought her life was the best it could ever be. She'd finally gotten full adoption of both of the children she loved more than anything, especially herself. One of them is from a friend of hers while he goes out and tries to find a new energy source. The other . . . well, the other she found while walking through the alleys of the streets. He was getting beat up by two other kids. Luckily she saved him before any other damage could have been done. But now, it's all as if it were for nothing. The fighting for the kids, and she's also finally gotten that teaching job she always wanted. Here is where she met the little girl that would soon be staying with her, because her father wants her to live in a stable home and he didn't think he could give that to her. And now, because of the accident, she's in the hospital, and there's a slim chance of her making it out of there alive. Yes, she is healthy, but the doctors say that her health almost has no factor in her case. She tries so hard to see the good side of things, but what go does it do? It's not making her any better.
Then she met him, and she got just a little dash of hope.
Inspired to me by vLuna.

Drastic Times

Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Angst, Drama, Hurt&Comfort
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
It is hard to believe that these two are best friends seeing as they barely talk to each other. Cloud left their small town years ago because he was bored with it. There was nothing for him there. He would surely find work in the big city, and he did. Cloud ended up opening his own delivery service, which was easier to do in a city that had many connections than a small town that many did not hear about. His best friend Tifa he left behind, but they always kept in touch. That was until about three years ago, but he tried to learn to move on with this life, and that wasn't as hard as he thought it was going to be. Then, just six months before this story takes place, he finally hears from her again, and they talk at least once a week. But even these weekly phone calls are scarce, seeing as they only last five minutes at the most. He wants to spend more time with her, but she's always busy being the journalist that she is. So, he tells her one day that he really needs to talk to her. Luckily, she can make time because she needs to get some things off of her mind too. And in this she shares what she thinks is great news, and it spoils his own. Too bad Tifa is getting herself caught up in something that she soon learns she probably won't be able to get out of.
I am very well aware that this story is already up. It is only in this section because there isn't much up to account for, just a brief introduction. This story is going on hiatus for the time being. I do not plan on putting anything else, except for maybe a second chapter, for a long time, so please bare with me. This is only because I have not really developed the story as much as I thought I had, and I need time to think on that some more.

The Date II (Title Pending)

Game: Final Fantasy
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Drama
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Because of the overwhelming majority of people who voted to have more of this fanfic, almost 70%, I will be making a sequel. Maybe another three-shot, maybe something a little longer. Nothing more than ten chapters, that much I do know.

One-Shots: Completed, In-Progress, and Coming Soon

The Dance

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Friendship
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
After three deliveries have been canceled, Cloud comes back home, and not in the best of moods. Of course, that all changes when he sees and speaks to that one friend he can always count on. One nice dinner leads to a dance, and they both finally say things to one another that should have been said a long time ago.

The Date

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Friendship
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
It's been ten years since these two long lost friends have had contact with each other. She said some things that she really wish she hadn't said; but what was she supposed to do, under constant pressure from her father? He was hurt, beyond hurt, thinking she was his friend, and left without really saying a proper goodbye. When they see each other outside of a restaurant, what will they say? How shall the night end? In more ways than you would think.

Third Time's The Charm

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Hurt&Comfort, Family
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Cloud and Tifa have been together for a while. After saving the planet at least three times; first from the coming of Meteor, then from the reincarnation of Sephiroth, and finally from the mass slaughter by Underground; they finally decided that nothing could get in the way of confessing their love for each other. Now, it's been at least a year after Underground was eliminated, and they both decide that they want a baby. But there are new difficulties to face now, and more decisions to make, they have nothing to do with the planet.

The Shower Incident

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: M
Genre: Romance, Humor
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Tifa breaks the shower head in her bathroom. So, she asks Cloud to fix it for her. Well, that was the downfall of the whole evening . . . or was it? Because of her clumsiness, they end up having a very awkward, at first, but very pleasurable night indeed.

Scarf Snow

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance, Friendship
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Tifa went outside to take the garbage and ended up standing in the snow, watching it. In this she begins to think about many things, and these thoughts lead her to realized her feelings for a certain blond friend. Of course, these are not confirmed until she accidentally shares these thoughts with him.

Anniversary

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance, Friendship
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Okay so it's the one-year anniversary of the bar, and Tifa is more excited about this then her own birthday. She's happy that she's been able to keep it open and running for so long, and she thinks that nothing can spoil her day about this. Except for Cloud's forgetfulness. She is a bit upset at him because he doesn't remember, but that's alright. She'll just get everything together herself, because she believes this is something she shouldn't have to tell him. Problem is, the joke's on her, not him.

Out and About

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: K
Genre: Romance, Friendship
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa), Zerith (Zack/Aerith)
Summary:
It was the average night on the town that the friends always took, the two sisters Aerith and Tifa, and to two brothers Zack and Cloud. There was something about this night that screamed it would be different. Maybe it was the fact that Tifa was overly nervous about being around Cloud than she usually was. It didn't help that their evening ended up being a clumsy one, but maybe that was for the better seeing how it turned out.

The Word "Grr"

Category: Completed
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: K
Genre: Humor, Friendship
Pairing: Clifa (Cloud/Tifa)
Summary:
Cloud is not afraid of Sephiroth. Or, that at least is what it seems like. Whatever the case may be, he fights bravely against his foe. But when it comes to a plushy assault from two children, he is absolutely terrified, and goes to the best person he can for help. Tifa doesn't exactly understand why he's so afraid, but she soons learns herself. Of course, if it weren't for the kids, maybe Cloud wouldn't have asked Tifa the most important question of all, and no it is not "Can you please hide me in your closet?"

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