What can I tell you? I'm 31 years old and have been doing the fanfic thing for a long time. At present I'm working on my second book, which will be my first novel. Earlier this year, I completed the last installment of "The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain," and want to once again thank the readers of that series. My most recent project was "Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old," a Link/Zelda story based on the Twilight Princess game; they are quite possibly my oldest ship, as I've been a fan of the game series since I was given the first game twenty years ago. No, I haven't forgotten some promises I made to my LXG readers; I just needed to do something completely different in order to revitalize my creative juices.

When I'm not immersing myself in late Victorian England, Hogwarts, or Hyrule, I masquerade as a normal human being. My disguise is cultivated by working as the secretary at my church, writing freelance magazine articles, hiking at Hawk Mountain Sanctuary, drinking too much Mountain Dew and indulging in my Wii addiction. (Super Smash Bros. Brawl is love. Seriously.) I drive a car called Tom Sawyer and listen to a lot of music by Rush, Daughtry, and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I live beautiful eastern Pennsylvania with a Bill Weasley lookalike and two very spoiled cats.

Cheers, my freaky darlings!

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1. Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old » reviews

Link has more than a few lifetimes of memories running through his mind, and they all lead him back to where his heart belongs. Will he be separated from her forever? MASSIVE SPOILERS for Twilight Princess. Link/Zelda.

Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,411 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

2. TPDoEQ, vol V: Tartan Holiday » reviews

Elizabeth once again records the League's chaotic lives. While Mina tracks down her son, and Skinner tries to ask a longawaited question, the League is asked to locate one of England's greatest heroes, missing in action.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 1-2-08 - Published: 7-19-05

3. Allan Observes TPDoEQ » reviews

While trying to coax the muse out of hiding to finish the TPDoEQ series, the author channeled the unexpectedly funny, Bridget Jones-styled thoughts of her protagonist's late father. Rated for some British slang swear words.

LXG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-27-05 - Published: 12-27-04

4. The Doctor's Notes: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews

One-shot outtake from volume III, Henry Jekyll records his observations over the few days in South America when the regular diarist succumbed to illness.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 10-19-04

5. Athena's Twilight: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews

One-shot outtake from volume III of the TPDoEQ series. Henry Jekyll looks back on his relationship with a certain someone as he mentally prepares for a very big event.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04

6. Elizabeth's Shield: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews

One-shot outtake from TPDoEQ. Skinner looks back over the events of volumes I through III and reflects on his relationship with Elizabeth.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-7-04 - Published: 10-7-04

7. Only in America: Skinner's Story TPDoEQ » reviews

As promised, here are the events of TPDoEQ vol. IV as told from the perspective of everyone's favorite invisible thief. Find out what happened when he and the object of his affections were separated during the visit to America.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 8-16-04

8. TPDoEQ, vol IV: Only in America » reviews

The League heads for America and the hometown of Tom Sawyer. Along the way they go to a ball, somebody's heart gets broken, somebody gets blackmailed, somebody gets his life threatened, and there's a wedding nobody wants to see.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,232 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 7-17-04

9. TPDoEQ, vol III: The Wintering » reviews

Elizabeth journals the adventures of the League as they pass the winter by visiting tropical countries, exchanging Christmas gifts, and celebrating the marriage of two of their own. But will it all be quiet and peaceful? Not likely.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,081 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-11-04 - Published: 6-23-04

10. TPDoEQ: The Movie Trailer reviews

What if The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain was made into a movie? Bored and high on caffeine, the author dreams up a trailer for her LXG fanfic.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-25-04 - Published: 6-25-04

11. While She Was Sleeping: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews

An outtake from the original "Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain." While Elizabeth recovers from her misadventure in Paris, the League discusses her future, and learns why Nemo wants her to remain. One shot.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-21-04 - Published: 6-21-04

12. TPDoEQ, vol II: The Egypt Chronicle » reviews

The muchanticipated sequel! All for Egypt was the call at the end of the first Private Diary. Elizabeth Quatermain continues to document the League's exploits in the land of the pharaohs.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-10-04 - Published: 5-28-04

13. The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain » reviews

The start of all the insanity... After the events of the film, Allan Quatermain's daughter works with the League to solve a mystery her father left behind. Rated for later chapters.

Complete - LXG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,009 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-8-04 - Published: 4-1-04

14. Riddled With Hatred » reviews

The life story of Tom Marvolo Riddle (aka Lord Voldemort), beginning with the summer after his mother leaves Hogwarts.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,460 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-16-03 - Published: 11-15-03

15. An Elaborate Charade reviews

When Ron and Hermione overhear a plot to get them together, they take matters into their own hands and pretend to fall madly in love. Do the words self fulfilling prophecy mean anything to you?

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 12-11-02 - Published: 12-11-02

16. Getting to Know Your Inner Harry reviews

Familiar with the concept of an inner child? This short farce offers tips on getting in touch with your inner Harry. Full of goofiness and psychological mumbojumbo. Enjoy!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-20-02 - Published: 11-20-02

17. Brainy and the Beast » reviews

A crossover of Harry Potter with Disney's Beauty and the Beast, featuring Ron and Hermione. Silly, romantic, and lots of fun!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 1-19-02 - Published: 12-3-01

18. Quill You Marry Me? reviews

Ron's looking for a unique way to ask Hermione to marry him. A little help from the twins, plus Quidditch, candy, and a really awful pun create a memorable proposal. Received Honorable Mention for Best Use of a Pun at the Sugar Quill.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 12-19-01 - Published: 12-19-01

19. Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream » reviews

A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 11-30-01 - Published: 12-8-00

20. Could I Haff a Vord? reviews

What happened when Hermione and Viktor spoke privately at the end of book 4? This Clueinspired story offers three possible scenarios. RH romantic leanings.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-18-01 - Published: 11-18-01

21. Ron's Soliloquy reviews

What happened the night of the Yule Ball? Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and provide commentary in this look at different incidents in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th books which point to Ron's feelings for Hermione. FINISHED, so please stop asking for updates!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 6-9-01 - Published: 6-9-01

22. Have Fun Storming the Labyrinth! » reviews

A crossover involving two of my favorite movies Labyrinth and The Princess Bride

Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-1-01 - Published: 7-17-00

23. Harry Potter in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons reviews

Harry, Ron and Hermione get sucked into a crossover fic with the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. Very silly, very campy, lots of fun! Please RR!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-5-00 - Published: 8-5-00

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