I LOVE the Story Serendipity. It has changed my life and every time I read it I feel so much better. It's my go to story when I'm sad and my love story when I'm happy. Maximum Chaos-Chan has changed how I feel about a lot of things and inspired me and I will never forget that. (:

Permanent Disclaimer

If I ever forget to put in a disclaimer for my MILLIONS of stories -sarcasm- here it is:

I do not own Naruto, Inuyasha, Kingdom Hearts Etc Etc... They are all owned by the owners. Which I am not. sigh life is so depressing. Oh well back to the drawing board.

Name: Black Rose, Arisa, Arianna, Kira (Whatever suits you :3)

Age: 16

Birth:June 13 1994

Hair: Dark,short =) Because short haired people rule the world

Eyes:hazel

Height: Tall

Sign: Gemini

Me:

I'm the girl that is reading or just being freakily silent listening to music of any kind (mostly rock) and then ten minutes later be chugging a Monster and screaming like a banshee :) I have mood swings to the extreme... but you will not know when Im mad cause if I am I am just silent(like I am half the time anyways). I love horror movies to death but my favorite movie is a sad romance. Im 16 but have no idea what Im going to be when I grow up... something artsy though... no cubicles for me. Music is my drug of choice and learning about 1 billion instruments is on my bucket list (along with learn about 1 billion languages and watch all of the 8 Films To Die For by Lionsgate) Love to cook but am nothing special, love to draw but cant do it to save my life, same with writing. Im in a band and will always love it. In it with my two best friends and dont know what I would do without them.

Likes

Friends, my band, Music(The cure to all bad things), fan fiction, vampires, dark colors: black, dark blue, purple so on so forth, roses, daydreaming, magic, Supernatural junk,Guitar Hero!(Best game ever), Horror movies (all kinds: 1408, The Messengers, Disturbia, So on, so on), Reading, The Voices in my head, and... yeah that's about it for now.

Dislikes

Prejudice, thieves, death, anything unnatural with bones (cracking, when bones stick out, some types of being double jointed ), Fecemm(inside joke If you want to know PM me), back-stabbing evil people who act like your friends and then talk behind your back, Evil preps, AND THOSE SAME DAMN VOICES IN MY HEAD... it's a love\hate relationship.

Fav. Shows (so far)

Naruto!

Inuyasha

Sailor Moon

Tokyo Mew Mew

Pokemon (although I probably won't read many stories)

Bleach

Vampire Diaries :)

Fav. couples

Naruto:Sasu\Saku: the most amazing couple out there, read so many of these stories that it is my belief that Sasuke will come back and him and Sakura will get together It must happen it must it must! I know...I'm insane

Naruto:Ita\Saku- Great couple I love them to death!

Naruto:Saku\Gaara-! All I have to say

Naruto:Saku\ Neji, Kakashi, Ect... - also great

Naruto:Hina\ Naru-They are so sweet! In Misaki-chan's words 'They complete each other.'

Naruto:Hina\Kiba- Also adorable ( Midori would rather have Kiba all to herself )

Naruto:Shika\Ino- Adorable plain and simple

Naruto:Shika\Temari-Not as adorable but pretty damn close

Naruto:Neji\Ten-Must I spell it out for you A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E.

Inuyasha:Kagome\Inuyasha

Tokyo Mew Mew:Kisshu\Ichigo- They are amazing...Kisshu is amazing!!=D

Hated Couples

Yaoi- I cannot see anyone in Naruto like this. I am not against it its just not my preferred reading style. (I have read a couple good ones though.)

Saku\Lee- Sorry buddy but you must stay single, I just cant imagine him with anybody, maybe its just me

Ichigo\Aoyama- He sucks plain and simple.

Music:

Disturbed, Cake, Three Days Grace, We The Kings, Alice Cooper, Hellogoodbye, Escape the Fate, Skillet, three doors down, Evanescence, Depeche Mode, Lacuna Coil, Good Charlotte, theory of a Deadman, The Offspring, any music from Moulin Rouge, Superchick, Nickelback, Billy Talent, Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, Apocalyptica, Slipknot, Lady Gaga, Utada Hikaru, Dragonforce, Journey, Katy Perry, The crow, The medic Droid, 30 seconds to mars, Linkin Park, Cascada, H.I.M, Blowsight, Barlow Girl, The Rasmus, Fall Out Boy, Metro Station, Breaking Benjamin, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Morning Of, Godsmack, Korn, Yellowcard, Scary kids Scaring Kids, Chevelle, Simple Plan, Metallica, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Within Temptation, Boys Like Girls, Finger Eleven, DHT, Tamaki Nami, TATU, DJ sammy, Beatles, EVENESENCE!! (foams at mouth), VersaEmerge, All Time Low, NeverShoutNever!

Story Journal:

Stories(In-progress or complete)

Do you know what I did:

Summary: Because sometimes Sasuke's just an ass and Sakura deserves better.

Status: Complete!

Editing: I will edit this... I just haven't started yet.

Pairing: SakuSasu bashing (I can't help but bash them, no matter how much I love them), slight SakuGaa

It never ends:

Summary: In which Sakura is abused and Itachi finds out. Songfic to Facade by Disturbed.

Status: Complete!

Editing: Most likely will but not at the moment.

Pairing: SakuIta, and once again slight SakuSasu bashing

Stories I WILL do:

DO NOT STEAL!!

Unamed:

Summary: Sakuras left Konaha and nobody knows why. Shes going to have to show them just how far a person can be punched. Sequel to It never ends. Songfic... maybe

Status: Not started on T_T

Pairing: ItaSaku

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Drama

Also Unamed:

Summary: Standard Sasuke gets mad at Sakura, she realizes that nobody really likes her. She runs away, thinking that she is strong and that she can handle herself... but she is wrong. What happens when Sakura learns that she is not as strong as she thought she was, that her parents weren't 'accidently' killed in a fire, that she can be stronger than anyone ever thought. How can this weak 20 year-old girl learn how to save the worlds life, if she can't even save her own?

Status: Started on first chapter... probably going to be changed a billion times before first chapter is released though.

Pairing: Unknown at the moment

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Drama

Fairy Light:

Summary: Ever since her parents died the fairy princess Sakura and her siblings have been alone. When all of the fairy kingdoms are threatened by a terrifying power, Sakura goes to find help, where she meets a strange old lady, and the princesses of other fairy kingdoms. She is told that to save her kingdom, she must first go through an intense training that no one must know about. But what happens when she finds out a dark secret that threatens to ruin the fairy world? What is it her and her friends have to do and learn to save their world?

Status: ummm... the summaries complete

Pairing: Also unknown

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Supernatural

Also Unamed:

Summary: Inu-Naru Crossover...what is known about this... Nothing Request for mythicalspirit14

Pairing: Unknown

Rating: T

Genre: ...

Unknown:

Summary: Vampire-fic... once again... nothing is known about this one. Request for mythicalspirit14

Pairing: ...

Rating: Estimated T

Genre: ...

I have more but I haven't even come up with the summaries in my special file yet. I'll put them up as soon as I have them there.

Anything I missed

I am fine with yaoi\yuri. CANNOT live without music its my medicine. I am thinking about doing a couple of songfics.OH!! and I love you :)

Has anyone ever wondered why NONE of the anime guys have hairy legs?? Sorry just wondering.

Email: ifanfiction@gmail.com

Deviantart: Emiko-Hayashi

Proof that God loves us:

Starbucks =)

Moonpies (um yeah!) =D

Quizilla!! Hello FUN!!

caffeine (So that we can all be hyper!!)

Chocolate (yum! =)

Fanfiction...duh

Gallega...most awesome arcade game ever

This really yummy desert my aunt made!! :D

virgin pina coladas!!

Stephanie Meyer (she gave us Edward Cullen) ~cuddlebear992

If you want to add to the list PM me

Quotes

Party like a poptart

The Uchiha never had been good with his feelings. Everything else? Check. (God of the ninja world right here baby)- Story: Into her mind Author: Miss. Aerith.

"Hinata just got troublesome..." Shikamaru sighed.

"You say something, pineapple?" Hinata glared at him.

"P-P-Pineapple!" Shikamaru cocked an eyebrow in shock.

"Your head resembles a pineapple greatly, as does Uchiha-san which resembles a chicken's ass." Hinata said calmly.

"Hahahahahaha!" Naruto clutched his stomach "You got dissed by Hinata!"

"Please Sasuke stay here! with us! with me! I promise if you stay you wont regret
it. Every day will be fun!"-Haruno, Sakura (Is it just me or did that sound a little wrong?? Stupid Midori and Misaki rubbing off on me -.-)

"I love Inuyasha!"-Kagome

Note: Dontcha just hate when people like each other a lot yet their to afraid or
shy to admit it? annoying? ya

believe it!"-do I really have to tell you? Naruto Uzumaki future hokage!!

“Hey, im working for someone… named Mr. Kiss-my-ass you want me to introduce you?”-impulse

-light and dark. We balanced each other out. That was until we found the one's
we love. Our sibling like bond may not be tied by blood, but it's tied by how we
built it.

"Kagome: (to seshoumaru) hey! you tried to kill me didnt you? well now i'm gonna
make you pay! (hands tetsusaiga to inuyasha) here you go!

Inuyasha: ya...Kagome: this swors looks really awesome so get to it!

Inuyasha: tell me,why are you all of a sudden so bouncy?...

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"
- Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho"

Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less."
- Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking
at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)"

You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you."
- Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but.
.. I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a
long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us
super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision
when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great
Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-
Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white
long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was
resting, an emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible
situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!"
- Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

"Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!"
- Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)

"Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" - Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)

"I will protect my ninja way!" - Rock Lee (Naruto)

"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)

"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other
important things." - Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)

"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

"You made the rain bleed...you..." - Tomo (Samurai X)

You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come
after them." - Ichigo (Bleach)

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)

"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see...
thus the blade will be wielded." - opening words of the first episode (Bleach)

"If I have the power to make a differencen why not put it to good use?"
- Kira Yamito (Gundam Seed)

"Murrue: That's sexual harassment, major.
Mwu: Wha? It is?" (Gundam Seed)

"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things
inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces."
- Alphonse Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist

"Kira Yamato : You're...you're a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass!" (Gundam Seed)

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable,
must be the truth." - Various Characters (Detective Conan)

"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)

"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can
not embrace you." - Ichigo (Bleach)

"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military
insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all
three of these." - Freeza (Dragon Ball Z)

"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" - Vegeku (Dragon Ball Z)"

"Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"
" - Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Hojo: she must be ill again,(me: the limits of naïveté are being tested yet again.)

Shippo: you killed my papa now you will die!

Kagome and Souta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Souta: don’t scare me like that!

Kagome: Pff like you need me to get scared.Souta: you fight demons you’re supposed to be brave!

Kagome: this is a ghost it’s completely different!

athrun: Y-you’re a girl!

Cagalli: ya wadja think I was? Huh?

Soul reaper: I’m not stupid I know what you said! I was making a humorous and
witty remark!

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!"
- Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something
more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"bursts into tears I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were
-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka (Wiess Kreuz)

"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire."
- Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"I don't care about no artificial humans!" - Chichi (Dragon Ball Z)

"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to
eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost
at sea! " - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

"I consider your class of demon very worthy, worthy to fight, and worthy to die"
- Yoko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!"
- Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)

"About the Roman ruins.
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway."
- Lupin III (Lupin III)

"Pokemon isn't about tests, it's about battles! hahahahahaha!"
- Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)

"Mankind has no time left." - Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"The interaction of men and women isn't very logical."
- Dr. Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"My name is itachi!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily
massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and
start freaking out!!"

"... yet."

"Smile... tomorrow will be worse."

"Cows!"

"No.STOP HUGGING MEEEE!"

"SIT BOY!No.STOP HUGGING MEEEE!"" (If you don't know what that from, I'm srry.) InuYasha

"Beware evil we have 'waffles'." From teen titans- Raven

"And somehow through all we have done to this strange green planet: kill things,
dropping gallons of oil into the oceans, making hundreds of species die, and
creating a hole in the O-zone lair: This planet still is spining."

"It's a bird... No, it's a plane..." "No you idot, It's a billboard."“Urugai, Ako baka,” “what the hell?” “I said urugai Ako baka stop being a teme.”

“…stop speaking Japanese its gibberish to me!”

"Reading the back of this billboard is against the law...cotcha,

reading billboardsLife is like a bowl of cherries... well, maybe not,

but make love not war
unless you love to kill.

To those who understand, I extend my hand. To the doubtful I demand, take me as
I am. - Vampiricserpientegrl.

Never let those around you see the otherside of you, the one that may kill and
scar even your closest friend without any regrets.- BloodyUchihaPast

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's
where my
heart seems to be stuck. - Mask of Mirage

Behind the fascade there's a monster and it's pissed.- Mask fo Mirage

Dying for someone is easy.
The hard part is to keep living for them when you feel like dying.
- VampiricSerpienteGrl

Hold on...train of thought hit a cow. (Heh heh, mine does that a lot...
poor cows and now I don't care)

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help.
I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many
people. (Well sure they might die of laughter but...)

People are like slinkies --Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch
them fall down
stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

People ask me every day why I act insane, and every day I tell them the same
thing: Who says I'm acting?

Heaven doesn't want me there, and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy. Take him into a round room and tell him to
sit in the
corner.

It doesn't hurt to dream, it hurts more to wake up.

Smile! It hides everything.

If tears made you pretty, I'd be fucking gorgeous.

Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing you've ever felt.

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.

It takes more courage to suffer than to die.

They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the
same.

Stand up for what you believe in even if you're standing alone.

You asked what was wrong and I smiled and said Nothing then I turned around
and whispered Everything.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Someday we'll look back on all this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Live every day like your ass is on fire!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide
what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,
which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your
profile!

“You know what? Earth sucks, I'm going home!” --anonymous. I love this one 8)

"I happen to like my various smells and flith -Patrick (Spongebob)

(0.0)

"Come to the dark side...we have Sasuke-kun MWAHAHA!!"-

"Whatever you do, follow your heart-Just take your brain with you!"-Anonymous

"Big girls don't cry-we get even ;)"-Anonymous"

You can fall from a tree, and you can fall from a cliff.But the best way to fall,is to fall in love"-Anonymous

"Don't cry over someone who won't do the same for you-but if they are worth crying over,they wouldn't make you shed a single tear."-Idea by anonymous,

"Someday you'll be sory,Someday when you're free...Memories will remind youthat we were meant to be"-Anonymous

"Million words would not bring you back, because I've tried...neither would a million tear, I know because I've tried..."-Anonymous

"The Longest distance in the world,is not from heaven to hell,nor from east to west;but it is the distance between you and her,when you're right in front of her,but no matter what you do-she's blissly ignorant that you love her."-?

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(so wrong, yet so funny at the same time)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Dark, Sasuke, Zero, Howl, of course)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Boys are like lava lamps... hott, but not very bright.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

If anything can go wrong, it will

Mother nature is a bitch.

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.