CONTENTS

1. Profile: February 02 09 (recent)

2. Current Story Status: February 02 09 (recent)

3. BETA's and BETAing: April 08 08 (abandoned for now... I'm sowwy ;_;)

4. Working On/ Eventually Fics: February 02 09 (recent)

5. Other: May 08 09 (recent. I now have a Facebook!)

6. Blog... thing. Usually taken from Deviantart: February 25 09

1:

... about me? Why would anyone want to know about me? Oh, well... I suppose if you came all this way to look at my profile I might as well give you something to look at. And this has been revamped! Now I shall merely list all of the things I like! Woo?

Reading, writing, drawing, internet, animals

Danny Phantom, Invader Zim

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (pretty much anything by Jhonen Vasquez in this area)

Um... I was going to list all of the authors I like but there's waaay too many... uh... wait for the website to be done?

The Sims, Psychonauts, Morrowind, Fallout 3, Oblivion

Mindless Self Indulgence, Stolen Babies, Vyncent Flaw, Angelspit, Zimmer's Hole

Ta dah!

2:

Stories:

Kornicopia of Kaos: What if Johnny was always a little... off? Johnny's past. First fanfic. Using references to the comics

Chapter 9 posted, chapter 10 half written.

Sorry for all you JTHM fans but currently this story is on HIATUS. However, most of the story has been worked out and some of the kinks finished so expect to see a new chapter... in a while (When On Location is fineeshed!)

ON HIATUS until further notice

Dim in more ways than one: The red button is ALWAYS bad. GIR presses the wrong button... surprise, surprise. Now Dib and Zim are stuck with a... smeetbaby. What kind of life will this horrible hybrid have? Rated T for safety. NOT SLASH! ZADT... Zim and Dib toleration... barely

Chapter Seven POSTED! (Thankies to ckret2 for the awesome BETAing!)

ON HIATUS until further notice

JTHM Ficlets: Writing fourth Johnny Ficlet and half done

ON HIATUS until further notice

On Location: "Your assignment is to find this homicidal maniac and capture him for psychological evaluation and potential incarceration.” Johnny's Past.

Chapter 9 and 10 posted! (Thanks to Androgynous Napkin for the betaing!)

BEING FINISHED eventually

Mind's Eye: Eight years have passed and the Psychic prodigy is returning to Whispering Rock. Yet while a party is being planned so is a sinister plot and when campers begin to go insane... well, who else is going to save the day?

Er, it's a Psychonauts fic BTW

Second Chapter being written (needs a BETA)

3:

Have BETA's for:

Dim in more ways than one: Thank you, ckret2!

On Location: Thank you, Androgynous Napkin!

Requiring BETA's for:

Kornicopia of Kaos

Dim in more ways than one: The more the merrier especially with this story...

Mind's Eye

BETAing (with the new Beta Reader profile thing):

Ckret2's 'In Short Supply'- Invader Zim

Beta'd (one-shot's, touch-ups, and/or completed fic's):

I am currently available for Betaing. (For instructions/preferences etc. SEE BETA PROFILE. I will refuse to Beta your story if you DO NOT COMPLY WITH THE PREFERENCES. For people who don't seem to understand: NO READ PROFILE = ME NO BETA. Thank you.)

4: (None of these are official and are subject to change. They are not in the order I am working on)

The Broken Boulevard: Invader Zim/ Danny Phantom. Future IZ, Before Phantom Planet DP.

Danny's family is headed on a road trip (with Sam and Tucker in tow) which turns out to be an excuse to work with the famous Professor Membrane. After discovering the strange goings-on in the large city Danny, Sam, and Tucker set out to find the root of the problem. Is it a ghost or something much more sinister?

Dib is fourteen and has outgrown (most) of his childish naivety. He has struck an odd and violent "friendship" with Zim after the irken dabbles in depression from The Truth (you all know what I'm talking about). When Danny shows up at first Dib is overjoyed to find someone with interest in the paranormal but soon something strikes him as odd. Is there more to Danny or is he just a normal kid who believes in ghosts and is attacked by them on a daily basis?

Maddy and Jack are honoured to be asked to work with the world renowned Professor Membrane but suffer crushing disappointment after discovering he doesn't believe in ghosts. Still, they persevere and see turmoil beneath the surface. What is Membrane hiding and will it help them understand their son?

Zim couldn't care less about what Dib does but these new arrivals call up some strange new foes that intrigue the Invader. Will he team up with Dib and Danny or join the dark side... they have snacks, after all.

Jazz is less than thrilled to be dragged along to a depressing city with a history of destruction. However, upon discovering the troubled Gaz she brightens and vows to help the dark adolescent through her twisted mind. Will Gaz crumble or - well, okay, we all know Gaz isn't going to do that, just read the story.

Doesn't have a title yet: AU inverted Invader Zim

Invader Dib messed up big time and is given one more strike before deactivation. The Mission: Earth. The Obstacle: Zim, the resident maniacle pyromaniac

With Invader Gaz hot on his heels, Tallest Membrane ignoring the irken empire, and THE most annoying Invader Keef transmitting him every five seconds Dib wonders where it all went wrong...

with Zim, of course.

(This story IS OOC. Mostly because Zim did not have an irken upbringing, Dib did etc. Key personality elements ARE kept however)

(Thanks to Swing-21 for the pic that inspired this idea: Inversed)

Pityless: Johnny Mini Fic

Pity is a mockery, something that keeps the person from exposing the fact they are really thinking 'I'm glad it wasn't me'.

Project HALFA: Danny Phantom future fic (not PP compatible)

After Dani's fluctuating power ended thousands of lives, not to mention her own, Axion labs scraps the idea of cloning the Ghost Boy and instead turn their sights to his blood. Each human injected with the halfa's blood gains certain ghostly powers themselves and, without Vlad Masters to direct them, Axion begins a corporate takeover using the flawed halfa's as assassins. Danny is clueless and only interested in protecting Amity Park with a ghostly obsession. So it falls to Danni Foley, Michael Gray, and Lillith Mason to stop each mutated halfa on their own using outdated and mysterious ghost hunting machines. Unfortunately, each of the second generations have their own agenda's...

(Despite how much it sounds like a 'second generation, perfect, OC fic' it is not. Danny is in it as well as cameos from Sam, Tucker, and Valerie. The second gen... suuucks sooo bad :P)

5:

FictionPress Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/653723/

What's on there: My original writings. A place to stick them other than stupid DA.

Deviantart Account: BarkingPup DA

What's on there: Other stories (fiction and fanfiction), photos, and pictures

YouTube Account: http://www.youtube.com/BarkingPup

What's on there: Movies of my animals as well as projects from New Media class.

Facebook Account: Elaine Applestrudel, DA account as homepage, Birfday May 13th

Note: If you want to friend me PLEASE put something in the personal message box that tells me who you are. Friend spam is annoying enough on Myspace.)

6:

Why have I been neglecting everything?! WHY?!

Oh... and zomg I'm actually on!

Well, life caught up with me and a website is imminent.

College tried to eat me but failed. I decided to go for a Master's degree in Creative Writing which is only available in one University. Also available in an online version and part-time. So I'm working on getting enough credits in required courses to enroll in the Bachelor's Creative Writing program. sigh

My cat vanished three months ago and I haven't seen her since. I miss her so bad and want to get another fwuffy baby... but I need to be able to take it with me when I move out (which may be next year or a year from now, depends). So the cat is on hold.

Dad finally hired someone else to build the house. So the roof is half up but it's too cold to do anything more right now. So we might actually get a real house by spring of next year :)

I bought Dreamweaver and am working on my own website. I just need to find a webhost...

I'm organising my laptop and all my files and... everything. The sheer time required for this is freakin' insane!

Anywho, I'm going again. I'll probably come back sometime after Christmas... or something like that. I don't have any new chapters for yah right now (omg, Pup what were ya DOING?!) but I miss my stories and when I have time I'll write like crazeh.

Um... sorry to all the poor people I was betaing for... I just kinda left without any explanation... yeah.

Oh, and sorry for like... not being on for.. what, six months or something? I'm sooo evil. Muahahahaha!

No, really. I'mma sorreh.

SECOND BLOG:

I revisited the Document I made up for On Location and, to my delight, I wrote down the entire plot. So the next chapters will come! Soon hopefully...

And then I can work more on 'Dim in more ways than one'. I've plotted a few scenes already and a little bit of plot (yes, DIM HAZ PLOTS!) and I'm even considering doing a more linear sequel with a little less humour and a little more drama llamas. Because everyone luffs llamas.

For Kornicopia of Kaos. Well, the plot needs a little more tweaking to make it fit Canon but the next chapter is coming along. It's just a little awkward because I'm trying to make Johnny seem less like the antichrist with a bad temper and more of a rather violent child. It's especially important in the Therapist scene because it colors Johnny's later encounters with psychologists.

For the other stories in the making. The AU IZ fic is being worked on happily by me. The others are more 'in the making' right now. Aaaand... mmyup. That's all I have to say.