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Author has written 32 stories for Castlevania, Rurouni Kenshin, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Vampire Hunter D, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Superman, and Trinity Blood. Blanket Fort Commander Darth Stitch Small, fuzzy and blue, 'Stitch not only runs the Blanket Fort as its Commander but also serves up coffee and dessert at Cafe/Club Denial, which is run by the Original Dark Lord of Middle Earth and Sauron's Former Boss, Morgoth "Morrie" Bauglir. Stitch likes to play mother hen and has a penchant for taking in strays of all types and species. She is known to associate with a pair of gorgeous dhampires, one redheaded hitokiri, a mischievous Revenant Prince, one vampire detective, the "souled" vampire who resembles Billy Idol and is secretly a romantic Victorian poet, one cute green-eyed Gryffindor wizard, the cute wizard's equally cute mum in her teenage form, a certain Snarky Potions Master, a trio of mischievous wizard "bratlings," a Sith Lord named Ani, a Really Old Guy, an angsty teenage alien and the angsty teenage alien's equally angsty rich best friend. Sidelines as a Vampire Slayer with the mischievous Revenant Prince. In more recent times, Stitch can be seen trying to keep a certain silver-haired, sweet, featherbrained travelling priest (who doesn't have vampires for lunch, honest!) out of trouble. The task seems almost impossible but she does have help in the person of a little redheaded nun. Strengths: friendly, cheerful, fey, has a strange affinity for the weird and unusual and is known for having a bizaare and demented sense of humor. Weaknesses: green eyes & dark hair (always in that combination), Alan Rickman's...ahem, SNAPE's voice, red-headed & golden-eyed Japanese samurai (this is all your fault, Kenshin!), silver-haired, blue-eyed & bespectacled bishounen featherbrains (damn it, Abel!), mocha or coffee ice cream and chocolate chip cookies (NO NUTS!), The EEBIL Cold Virus Special Skills: immune to all hexes and curses, virtually indestructible, is known to screech like a banshee on crack and shatter glass and eardrums along the way, sings and adores the craziest kind of music, has strange Stitch-sense for the weird and unusual and is right handy with a double-bladed purple lightsaber and THWAPPING! with her StitchMallet(tm). Weapons: Stitch Mallet, double-bladed lightsaber in purple, katana, Backpack of Doom, Tagalog cusswords (BWISET!!), CDs of heinous Celine Dion songs and boybands Motto: We take over the world anytime except on Saturdays and Sundays (vacation leave). New as of 02/26/2009 Dear Friends: FAN ARTS!! OMG!! If you guys ever wanted to see what little Zachary Nightroad looks like - well, this was the very first fan art ever made of him by my good buddy Jian from the call center I used to work in. Check out Zachary and his Daddy (with Abelcrombie) over at my LJ: http://darth-stitch.livejournal.com/179233.html On Updating WIPs and Producing New Stories: I've said this before: I work in a call center. I keep unholy hours and sleep is often more precious than gold to me. I suffer from hyperthyroidism - I often get migraines and my blood pressure isn't very stable - NOT. FUN. when your body clock and sleep cycles are out of whack. I write when I can MAKE the time. I wish Real Life would let me just write as much as I did before, but alas, we don't get everything. Bottom line? I can't update or upload fics as often as I would like. These days, I don't put up anything unless I already have most of the story written out. I often update my LJ, so you guys can find out what's going on with me there and truly, I appreciate the reviews, the warm thoughts and the comments. I'll try to respond, especially if you have specific questions in your reviews - I might be a little late though but I will do my best to get to you. And I really love discussing plot points - it's fun to bounce and share ideas. As a general rule, I never respond to flames or to PMs that come across as rude, unreasonably demanding and offensive. I deal with that sort all the time at work; I really have better things to do than to engage in a flame war in my free time. 1. As You Wish - Will be continued and completed. My fandom interests tend to cycle, so currently I'm concentrating on Trinity Blood and the Milk Tea series. However, this story will definitely be completed; I just need to get my groove back on. I do appreciate the reviews - never fear, you guys know that I won't let Hastley stay in his... uh... "current" condition, yeah? 2. The Milk Tea Series - currently on priority because, hey, I'm on a serious Trinity Blood kick. Someone has to get crowned Queen around here, a certain Teme wants to present HIS side of the story (WTFH Cain?!) and a certain Featherbrain still has whole heaps of trouble to get into. There will definitely be short stories ahead. I'm outlining the next epic story in my head right now and trying to decide if I shall call in some crossovers - Supernatural, Castlevania... this isn't set in stone. Some of you have mentioned Twilight and Vampire Knight - they make interesting possibilities but probably not for Milk Tea. Maybe for future AUs or drabbles but I'm not really going to write anything, not unless I get a really good idea that I am sure I can finish. The Days of Bliss AU is probably the ficverse I would most like to explore for Trinity Blood after Milk Tea. The Milk Tea Series will soon be updated in its entirety at my new blog: http://darthstitch.wordpress.com I'm having way too much fun messing around with graphics and stuff over there. Yes, that IS Abelcrombie the Crusnik Turtle in my profile fic and he's also over at my Wordpress blog. 3. The Superman stories - Yep, I want to continue the Queer Eye xover and the rest of the Little Things series. There is an idea there, not quite worked out, but it'll present itself, eventually. Again, thanks very much for reading and for your patience! Love, 'Stitch | |||||||||||
1. The Darndest Things reviewsKids say the darndest things. An Abel & Zachary adventure. Part of the Milk Tea & Thirteen Sugars series. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-20-09 - Abel N. - Complete2. The Heart of the Sword reviewsOnce upon a time, there was a dragon... A Rurouni Kenshin legend.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-09 - Kenshin3. Requiem: Death Shall Have No Dominion » reviewsThough lovers be lost, love shall not... - Dylan Thomas FINALLY COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete4. If I Ever Lose My Faith In You reviewsAbel and Esther get used to this whole being married thing. Caterina plays referee for their first spat and Petros gets some interesting insights. Next in the Milk Tea Series. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-5-08 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete5. What I’m Looking For » reviewsLittle Zachary Nightroad isn't afraid of the dark. After all, Daddy's there to kick the Monsters' butts. Futurefic for the Milk Tea series. Features Cain & Abel. COMPLETE. Added w/ an essay/author's notes on writing. Editing & some small details added.Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete6. Days of Bliss Within My Dreams reviewsAlternate Universe. A set of ficlets in a world where the Nightlords rule their New Human Empire, where Lilith has chosen Cain as her Emperor, where everything has changed and yet stays the same. Abel/Esther.Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-16-08 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete7. Broken Wings » reviewsAbel plays reluctant Prince of the New Human Empire in the court of Imperial Russia and continues his search for the mysterious child Isabel. Part of Milk Tea Series. COMPLETE. Editing and a small scene added.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 5-2-07 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete8. Ordinary Miracles reviewsEsther Blanchett has learnt to look for the ordinary miracles. Abel x Esther. A sidestory or inbetween shortfic in the Milk Tea & Thirteen Sugars series. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-12-07 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete9. All I Wish Is To Dream Again reviewsAbel and Esther are on the trail of those mysterious werewolves and they happen upon the legend of an ancient vampire Prince who bears more than just a passing resemblance to our favorite Crusnik priest. Latest in the Milk Tea series. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-5-07 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete10. They Think That They See Flowers reviewsAbel makes a rather embarassing slip of the tongue. And how much trouble can Abel and Esther get into on a Four Dinar Tour of Rome? Sequel to Beautiful Disaster and Milk Tea & Thirteen Sugars. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-23-07 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete11. Beautiful Disaster reviewsCardinal Caterina Sforza helps a certain bumbling priest out of the River Denial. Sequel to Milk Tea & Thirteen Sugars. AbelCaterina friendship. AbelEsther romantic pairing. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-19-07 - Abel N. & Caterina S. - Complete12. Milk Tea & Thirteen Sugars reviewsInspired by Chelsea's Blanket Scenario challenge, Abel is diving deep into the River Denial when it comes to what he feels for a certain redhaired nun. COMPLETE.Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-8-07 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete13. As You Wish » reviewsA Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,972 - Reviews: 301 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 11-3-03 - Severus S. & Harry P.14. This Looks Like A Job For reviewsOne Mildmannered Reporter in need of a total makeover. This looks like a job for... the Fab Five!Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 7-22-0615. Right Before Your Eyes reviewsRichard White has always felt a sense of disquiet around Clark Kent. Part of the Little Things Series. Complete.Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete16. The Invisible Man reviewsSometimes, Clark wishes he weren't so darn good at being invisible. Part of The Little Things story arc. COMPLETE.Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-9-06 - Complete17. The Little Things: Lois Lane reviewsSequel to The Little Things. Lois Lane reflects about the little things on her son, a certain Big Blue Boy Scout and a certain Mild Mannered Reporter.Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-3-06 - Complete18. The Little Things reviewsFive year old Jason White takes note of the little things, especially when it comes to Clark Kent and a certain Big Blue Boy Scout.Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 7-1-06 - Complete19. 5 Things That Never Happened to Canon's Snape reviewsFive things that wouldn't happen to everyone's favorite Potions Master. Or maybe it would. Some slashy hints of HPSS and SSRL. COMPLETE.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-29-05 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete20. Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment & Tweak reviewsAfter the events in HBP, Severus Snape finds himself alone in the house at Spinner's End, with memories of a certain Daft Olde Coote.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 8-22-05 - Severus S. & Albus D.21. One Night at Club Denial reviewsStitch makes Snarry MultiFandom Soup, just the way she likes it. With the matchmaking Original Dark Lord helping! Be afraid. Be very afraid. HPSS Slash. Complete. Multifandom Crossover.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-05 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete22. Snapercup's Baby Part II: More As You Wish extras » reviewsMore tales featuring featuring Harry, Severus and their mischievous brood of three. HPSS slash. MPREG. Fluff. Humor.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-26-04 - Severus S. & Harry P.23. The Shameless Bad Ficlet » reviewsSet in the universe of the “As You Wish” Outtakes – Arthur James Potter-Snape inherits Daddy Harry’s knack for trouble and then some. Yet another time-travel story. SLASH. HPSSHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-19-04 - Published: 5-5-04 - Harry P. & Severus S.24. Points of View » reviewsSet in the universe of “Snapercup’s Baby: The As You Wish Outtakes.” HPSS Slash implied. Two stories featuring Hermione Granger and Methos of Highlander. Harry comes out to his friends in Part I. In Part II, Methos muses on his new DADA student -Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-17-04 - Hermione G. & Harry P.25. Snapercup's Baby: The As You Wish Outtakes » reviewsA series of ficlets about Katerina, “Daddy’ and “Papa” from As You Wish. Slash HPSS. MPREG. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-30-04 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete26. A Single Touch of Grace reviewsThe Endless weave themselves in and out of the life of Anakin Skywalker from his childhood to his fall. In her darkest hour, Padme, for the sake of her children, must make one final choice... COMPLETE & REVISEDStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-6-03 - Published: 7-17-02 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete27. The Significance of Sound and Fury reviewsAlternate Universe. The path of Spike's redemption takes a radically different turn. Having returned from Africa, the former Slayer of Slayers finds himself on the second part of his journey - facing a certain fey Child and an ancient vampire Legend...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-02 - Spike28. The Canker in the Heart of the Rose reviewsIn the aftermath of nuclear war, when vampires rule the earth, Dracula arises to take the rulership of all his kind. Who will be there to stop him? My version of Vampire Hunter D’s backstory, crossed over with Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-0229. A Dance in the Dark reviewsFate never remains unkind for long and a young woman returns to right past wrongs in her previous lives...in a very unexpected crossover story.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-0230. Shadow in the Sun » reviewsKenshin has been haunted by many shadows in his past. This time, as a blood-drinking killer stalks Tokyo, another shadow returns to Kenshin, one who has transcended death and rebirth...Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-10-02 - Published: 4-30-0231. The Bargain reviewsWith his princedom under attack and betrayal at every turn, Dracula strikes a bargain with the Revenant Prince...Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-0132. To Search The End of Time reviewsIn the depths of a tragic loss, Alucard finds hope from a strange, fey child...Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-1-01
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