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Name: Kaimaler.

Alias: Kaim/Husky.

Age: Old enough.

Yeah, I'm a loyal transfan...

Deviantart: Kaimaler.

Story Information:

Transformers:

Real World Changes-
Summary:
When the Allspark was used against Megatron, it seemed to bend reality just a bit, when a girl falls into her favorite childhood cartoon. How will the Autobots take to her villain fetish? How will she get home? Why does she think Megatron is sexy?

Rated: T for language, little drug use(cigarettes), and violence.(not gorey, just painful.)

Current condition: In-progress.

Humor/Hurt/Comfort.

Artwork:
OC: Lola Hard.

Aliens/Predator:

Stunning Encounters-
Summary:
In Newcastle England, a ship is damaged and it's precious cargo was lost, a Yautja pup. Months after the accident, the pup finds a new home and makes her life on Earth... raised by humans.

Rated: T for language, blood and gore.

Current condition: In-progress and REVISED.

Action/Adventure/Romance.

Original Author: Graceful White Dragon.
Original Title: A Lost Yautja.

Artwork:
OC: Diana M. Beck.

Funny moments with my family:

(While watching "The Three Musketeers." The main characters push the Cardinal's personal carriage down a hill, on fire, to stop their pursuers.
While doing so it heads on a path to a gun powder wagon, to which it collides and explodes.)
Me: Look at all that hard work! I mean, back in those days, those peseants had to build those wagons and barrels by hand! Hours of blood and sweat and the Musketeers just go and blow it all up! Some heroes they are.
Brother: Yeah, that sucks.
Me: (smiles evily at Brother) Hey. iPeseant.
(Brother bursts out laughing.)

(While watching Transformers for the second time after I bought it and watched it at home, so instead of having to remain quiet in a theatre, I could add my own dialogue.
Me: OH MAI GAWD MEGA-MAN!
Friend: Mega-tron. -.-
Me: WHOM IS THIS MEGA-TRON OF WHICH YOU SPEAK!?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried... Just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Legend of the Phoenixes of Kasuria.

Legend has it that the mythical Phoenixes of Kasuria are able to remember everything they ever knew, even through their firey cycle of death and rebirth. Some say that the eldest of them can remember events dating all the way back to the creation of the world itself. When you shape your dreams into realities, that imbues them with a spark of magical fire of their own - akin in a way to the fires of rebirth of the Phoenix. It was only a matter of time, then, before some would find ways to tap into the Memory of Fire, and make their very dreams remember what comes to pass, even through the vanishing and rebirth of the dream itself! Learn then, the mystic ways of the Phoenix...