The picture is one my brother took on a bus while in Puru.

Guess what guys I'M NOT DEAD I do have a good excuse though, my mom took away our internet so i couldn't get one tear but now i'm back!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

I CAN'T BEILEIVE THEY DID THAT!! THAT WAS THE WORST ENDING IN THE HISTORY OF ENDINGS.

MAY MIKE AND BRIAN DIE A THOUSANDS DEATHS, MAY THE SUFFER A THOUSAND PAINS FOR WHAT THEY

DID!!

I'M NOT SIMPLY ANGRY FOR WHAT THEY DID WITH THE SHIPPINGS IN THAT EPISODE, I'M ANGRY FOR HOW THEY

DID IT!! THEY MADE IT SEEM LIKE ZUTARA FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND THEN POOF ITS

GONE!! ZUKO TOOK LIGHTNING FOR KATARA, AND WHAT HAPPENS?? THEY

IGNORE IT!!

THE ENDING KISSES THE AWFUL TORTURE THEY PUT US THROUGH, IT'S ONE THING TO DECIDE ONE SHIP AND KEEP

IT LIKE THAT, BUT THEY HAD EVERY SHIP THERE EVER WAS!! AND RAISED UP OUR HOPE, THEN THEY

CRUSHED IT!! IF THEY END AVATAR HERE I WILL FIND A WAY, I WILL PROTEST IN EVERY WAY

IMAGINABLE, I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STOP THIS!! THEY WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME!! IF

THEY DON'T DO SOMETHING THAT WILL TIE OF ALL THE LOOSE ENDS I WILL, YEARS FROM NOW, I WILL BUY THE

RIGHTS FOR AVATAR AND FINISH IT MYSELF, IF MIKE AND BRIAN REFUSE TO FINISH IT I WILL!!

THERE IS NO CURSE IN ELVISH, ENTISH, OR THE TOUNGS OF MEN FOR THIS TREACHERY!! I WILL NOT

STAND FOR THIS, THERE WILL BE A CHANGE, I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT, AND IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OF AVATAR SO

WILL YOU!!

I'm MoaningMomoMormon. in case you are wondering i'm Moaning for Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter. Momo for obviously Momo. and i'm a freaky Utah Mormon.

So if you reveiw or anything please no swearing or using the Lord's name in vain. Ok?

so now that we're past that something about me, hmm. well a random fact I hate pizza. yes i know i'm defying the laws of being a kid but it is true. i'm also not the biggest fan of cake. so now you all know i'm insane.

i'm a girl...

i've also lived in California

My Ships: Toph and Aang, Sokka and Ty Lee and, Zuko and Katara.

What i don't like: people who will just flame for no productive reason, Buggs, and super hot spicy foods.

What i Love: writing, drawing, humor, romance, pride and prejudice, harry potter, avatar the last air bender, my computer, my own room, pushing daisies, singing, reading, Anne of Green Gables, The Mummy, Brendon Fraser, and some mormon movies.

this is an awsome saying so i wanted to make sure people actually might read it possibly

i waited all my life to find out that my night in shining armor was a geek in tinfoil

Here is another one:

You laugh at me because i am different, i laugh at your 'cause your all the same sigh, isn't that so true?

Here is another one from PUSHING DAISIES the best show that is not animated

You love secrets you want to marry secrets and have little half secret half human babies

Oh and if anyone plans or reading this, be warned it is longer than a boa constrictor, (how long are they?)

if you think that katara (and probably everyone else) needs to be "remmoved" from the equation for a little while so that aang and toph can realize how much they love eachother, copy and past this into your profile (not that it won't happen if they don't, it'll just happen quicker)

To many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile

If you'd rather buy the LEGO version of the Star Wars video game copy this to your profile.

If you think EMO kids sould cheer up copy this to your profile.

If you ever have run into a glass wall copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain World Domination.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, HeadGoddessofCynicism, Nyx - Night Goddess, Jia Yu, blindbandit, azulafan360 MoaningMomoMormon

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutarian! (Written by Zutara-Princess)

"ZUTARA 4 EVER!
I will never betray their love!
Zutarans will stick together,
We will be strong and stay above!
Kataang will never prevail, we will win this war,
And even if we're losing,
That's reason to fight all the more!"

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you hate onions on pizza, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, azulafan360, MoaningMomoMormon

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (I even snorted and we were taking a quiz in math)

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know. MoaningMomoMormon - HUFFLEPUFF ALL THE WAY,

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. I even said what I was thinking, which made for a really akward silence.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Walmart...

if you love the song I don't dance from high school musical 2 copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever had someone just stare at you in public, and you don't know why copy and past this into your profile

Copy this on to your profile if you want Maiko (MaixZuko) to die!

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

~Survey~

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
my Little sister "go away i'm going to do this survey

Where are you?
the office.

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
The light for the office.

What's the last thing you ate?
Spegettie

What's your personality like?
wierd, random, shy to people i don't know, won't shut up if i know you

Who do you have a crush on?
BOYS SUCK

What was the last thing you thought?
My sister is weird

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
SWEEET, MIRANDA, WE ARE GOING TO CHINA

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
Air

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
wow

1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Tropic of Cancer.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?The Harry Potter

3. What can you hear right now? The air conditioning in my parents room

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Hi birds, very pretty this morning isn't it Birds: tweet tweet

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? static my mom had our chanles disconected

6. Type your name with your elbow. andrea yes!!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? the printer

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Haven't read that book, but i'm going to.

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? My mom told me it was time for bed

10. Find the thrid letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Leeeeyserwoeebadevm

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

92 percent of all American teens have moved on to Rap. Put this in your profile if youre part of the 8 percent that STILL ROCKS ON!!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

this made me cry

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

this made me cry too

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you are still reading this, you are awsome:)

Ok Miranda and Mckala if your reading this these is for you

to every one else inside jokes/ favorite quotes

"Vegitarian originates from the indian word meaning 'bad hunter'" (no offence inted to vegitarians it just made me laugh)

"you're a smelly jurk"

"my aura has never laughed harder"

"I just had a Thorible hot"

ME "i'm glad i'm a girl, girls can do lots of things that boys can't do" MIR "yah like wear bikinies."

"hi i'm dory i'm a totaly predictable flat fish." (i had dream last night where i was watching finding nemo two, and this was dory's line.)

"if i had a penny for every time you said something stupid,
I'd throw them all at you." i take it this is from you jessie and it means you are Smezzer? guess what, i was wrong this is from fofocudlypoops

"good night cotten headed ninny muggins."

"that freaked the soul out of me." said by my adorable little cousine after watching jumanji

"a bannana a day keeps the doctor away." "don't you mean apple" "that's rediculas, who ever heard of a doctor slipping on an apple peal."

"i'd give her a ha, and hiya and a wooha, and i'd kick her sir."

Ansitaisa "help, ahh!!" rasputen "scream all you want no one can save you" demetry "wanna bet" punches rasputen

hate to tell you this andi but. . .

sniffle, sniffle

Rosencrans and Gildenstern are dead! Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO not Rosencrans and Gildenstern, why didn't i get to chalenge them at the question game?

you're an igdinite

here i come back from the dead to rule
ah . . .holy crap

"whow is is like the never ending soda."

"i like pie."

"whow the cheat that computer must have something against you,
did you ever, like, pore mountain dew on it or something."

"you're like, the cheating on me"

" i a splod you"

"look around i think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind

"I Love you too brett"

"my lungs are filling up with sand... and ciggeret butts"

"I have a crush on every boy"

(michanical laughing) "Ha Ha Ha funny joke miranda"

"garbage disposle what a way to go, garbage disposle meet so and so.'

"sailing mishap"

this isn't a quote, the birds it's always the birds.

"Shoplifting??"

"Ahh the po po i can't do another nickle." (po po is police see teen girl squad at http://homestarrunner.com/toons.html)

"corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior."

"Ahh my most of me."

"I hope the have those corn chips in heavan "

"my blood hurts"

"ow my stomache lining"

"hey quarterman hows bout you and me" "how bout you get some braines"

"it's lunch time everybody lets get ready to eat NO FOOD"

"Let's go get yogurt."

"i got you this half digested gazell carcass"

"I like bands... and um...cloth"

"ya'll are wack." "wiggigdy wack?" "no just regular type."

"that's grosser than gross

"I met a possum"

"Sloshy!!"

"I hate quotations."

"If i called the wrong number why did you answere the phone."

"people like my advice so much they frame it and put it on a wall instead of use it." some day i will frame this quote and hang it on my wall

"ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the reast a bad name"

"lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian"

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

"i don't suffer from insanity; i enjoy every minute of it.

"always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours."

"few women admit their age; few men act it"

"he who laughs last thinks slowest."

"always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."

"there are three kinds of people: those who can count and thoes who can't"

"a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"

"as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"ok who stopped the payment on my reality check"

"be nice to youir kids. the'll choose your nursing home"

"if at first you don't succeed, distroy all evidence that you tried."

"eat right stay fit die anyway"

"You don't have to do anything in life except sleep and pay taxes"

"nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

"on the other hand, you have different fingers."

"i just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back"

"don't steal the goverment hates competition." (don't think i hate the goverment or anything, i read this and thought it was funny)

"humpy dumpty was pushed"

"the more people i meet, the more i like my dog."

"Work ies for people whso doan't kncow haow to fish or sppel."

"if you don't like the news, go out and make some."

"i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure."

"i can handle pain until it hurts"

"if everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane."

"I'm i driving in the right lane?" "No you're driving the left." smack

"they told me i was gullible...and i believed them."

"it's bad luck to be superstitious."

"honk if you like peace and quiet"

"The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG! it happened"

"a day without sunshine is like night"

"gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW"

"we are all part of the ultimate statistic... ten out of ten die"

"nobody's perfect, i'm a nobody."

"if ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria"

"if at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving"

"if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"i intend to live forever, so far so good"

"i didn't use to finish sentences, but now i"

"i've had amnesia as long as i can remember"

"what's another word for thesarurus?"

"a flahslight is a case for holding dead batteries."

"Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby."

Tino's mom: it's not going to bite you (talking about dinner)

Tino: Well that works out nicly because i don't plan to bite it

My lovely cousin Mckala gave these quotes to me, and i really like them.

"Darkness cannot drive out of darkness; only light can do that.

Hate cannot drive out of hate; only love can do that." by martin luther king jr.

"We keep moving forward opening new doors and doing new things,

because we are curious and curiosity leads us to new paths." by Walt Disney

if you're planing on helping mankind i'll buy the mood rings

"i'm feeling flurtatios come hither".

"Do you have a chicken for my table."

"losers largee"

"How am i supposed to heard sheep with a bicycle?"

"I'd rather be caught twixed a pair a fighting bobcats than two women trying to run the same house"

"They're greasy haired farrets" from tennyshoes hp fanfic her version of the seventh book.

'Yes but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters."

"Doctors?" said ron looking startled "those muggle nutters that cut people up? nah they're healers."

"you're dead, potter. funny you'd think i'd have stoped walking around"

"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley"

"...it was natural that he sould feel protective...natural that he should want to look out for her...want to rip Dean limb from limb for kissing her...No... he would have to control that particular brotherly feeling..."

"Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I'd worked that much out myself, funnily enough."

"No," sighed Dumbledore, "He is not very happy with me either. we must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he" (say it fast ok.)

"what do you think i'm three, not me, what do think i'm four, i'm more that four, i'm even more that four and a half... i'm five" my dad sang this to me when i called him imature

"No we're jsut a bunch of angrey kids with no money"

"I gotta brain too and more than just half of one"

"I object." "on what grounds" "on the grounds of brooklyn"

"never fear brooklyn is here"

"I say, that what you say, is what I say"

"That is an excelent question."

"Mr. you are grounded till you die."

"Do i have to remind you that i'm your father and you have to do what i say."

"i love check lists."

"bowler hat guy"

"somthing to remember, i'm always right, even when i'm wrong i'm right."

"we are one smart kid."

"we have a garage!?"

"i'm haveing a real hard time taking you seriously in that hat."

"i haven't slept in 8 days" "oh can i get you some coffee." "no. I've got the coffee patch, my new invention, each patch is equivalent to 12 cups of coffee."

" you can stay awake for days with no side effects. . .

aah. sorry."

"if my parrents find out they'll kill me and i can tell you it'll not be done with mercy"

"ratted out be the old lady. . .harsh."

"coo coo ca coo"

"this will be a great story for you to tell me one day."

"have you been approched by a man in a bowler hat."

"welcome to the garage. . .well now i'm completely lost."

"I know you're not a pigon" "now you just blew my cover"

they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave i'm not exatrateing
okay maybe i am"

sokka after drinking cactus juice: "who set toph on fire?"

stupid green latex-free bandaid

boy one: hi Goob
boy two: want to come over to my house?
boy three: nice binder Goob.
Goob/bowler hat guy: they all hated me.

"he he gravity"

Ella Enchanted:

evil step sister1:"have you noticed something strange about ella?"
evil step sister2:"no"
evil step sister1(exasperated):"do notice that during the day time it gets light out and darker at night."
evil step sister2:"oh thats because of ella!?"
evil step sister1:"never mind."

this reminds me of andi "a fools name
and a fool's face
are always found
in a public place."

"friends are like the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."

riddle:
"If a man speaks in the wilderness, where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?"

of corse, just because he dosn't know he's wrong doesn't make him right.

what i thought when i first saw the book Twilight:
"the covers of this book are too far apart."

"this is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly but should be thrown with great force."

"at times like these it help to remember there have always been times like these."

"It's dangerous business going out your front door."

"If i were to drop dead right now I'd be the happiest man alive."

"be careful, guns are dangerous, especialy the end with the hole."

"Captin Hook could kick Barney's butt any time." "Your missing the point, Barney is about values, not butt kicking."

"can you guess why they call me pecs." "i don't know is it short for somthin" "short for what" "i don't know francis." "how could pecs be short for francis" "well i had an uncle robert and everyone called him bobby, that don't make no sence neither."

"yah i had sushi once, i saw it at the super market, put in the deep frier for ten minuets it was great."

"nobody move... i droped my brain."

"sticks and stones love"

"do you think he plans it or makes it up as he goes along"

"no inseprile we are, were, have been, before."

"there will be no knowing here... i thought i knew you."

"lift it like a lady's skirt"

"yes were good and lost now" "LOST!?" "yes you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, otherwise everyone would know were it was."

"we assure you our intentions are compleatly honorable" swords fly through the floor boards and they catch them

"nobody move or i kill the man" "go on and kill him he's not our man" "wait if he's not your man and he's not our man, then whose man is he?"

"see you can trust me to be dishonest it's the honest ones you have to look out for cause you can never tell when they'll do something increadably...stupid"

"don't touch my dirt"

"i've heard it's the latest fashon in london" "then women in london must have learned not to breath"

"i can't breath" "i'm a little nervous myself" she faints and falls of the balcony into the ocean

"Be excelent to eachother."

"Bill this has been a most excelent adventure"

"this is a history report not a babe report" "dude those are historical babes"

"we would take you with up but it's a history report not a future report"

"Ted, who was Joan of Ark" "Uh... Noah's wife"

"So, what you're telling mis is that Noapolian is a short dead dude." "yah"

"I am the earl of preston" "and I am the duke of ted"

"uh oh, were're late" "for what" "school dude" "oh yah"

"one thing i know is that Joan of Ark is not Noah's wife" "then who's Noahs wife" "I don't know dude."

"Hey death, your shoes untied"

"who's that" "i think it's napolian" "who" "the short dead dude from history class"

"hey kengas kon want a twinki"

"before you say anything my estimed collige and i would like to express our gratitude for everything we have learned in you class." "and what have you learned." "thanks to great leads such as Kengas Kong and Joan of Ark the world is full of history" "according to this all you have learned is that ceaser is a salad dressing dude."

"what if we lied" "why would we lie to ourselves."

"if your us than what number are we thinking of" "69 dude" "wow"

"put them in the iron maiden" "excelent" air gutair "excicute them" "boagus"

"what is excelent" "we somthing is good and when something is really good it is most excelent" "what if things are excelent" "then it's outstanding"

"I can't see its too dark" "oh no what a nightmare" "sorry"

"you want me to help carry sokka's funky smelling sleeping bag"

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl" "sounds to me like you're scared" "the boulder is over his conflicted feelings"

"no wait you guys this was in my dream we can't go to the market." "why what happened in your dream?" "food eats people. . . plus momo could talk," sokka turns to momo, "you said some very unkind things."

"drink cactuse juice it will really quench your thirst. . . its the quenchiest."

fortune teller:"your life will be filled with conflict and pain, mainly self inflicted."

sokka:"wait how do you know. . .you didn't read my palms or anyhting!"

fortune teller:"i don't have to its written all over your face."

sing song voice:"even if you're lost you can't loose the love because its in your heart."

"aang this is foo-foo-cuddly-poops."

"if i ever get out of this i promise never to eat meat again."
(aang comes running up to sokka)
"aang thank goodness. . .do you have any meat."

"you must not be from around here, we know better than to touch the white jade let alone make into tea and drink it."

""let me guess, you juggled." "Yes, i juggled."

"i've been breathing for hours!" "you wish to stop breathing"

"Look at that dust cloud... it's so poofy, poof"

"PEINGUEN!"

"you can't fight fire bender with fun!" :you should try it sometime."

"you've gone from weird to freakish Katara." "you mean i did that" "yep congragulations."

"uncle, do you know what this means?" "I'm won't get to finish my game?"

"take that you rock."

"classic appa"

"it's a giant mushroom MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY"

"no momo you've killed us all."

"you're insaine aren't you" That's right"

"it's a giant flying thing with teeth."

"I mean if it was a choice between kissing you and dying."

"really we let huge ferociuase beast lead our way."

"yah it's no use we're seperated, but at least you have us." "argh" digs faster.

"that is correct master arrowhead."

"secret love cave, lets go."

"don't let the cave in get you down, don't let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown, when the tunnle gets dark and thats when you need a clown, don't let the cave in get you down, Sokka."

"Yah, 'cause i deffinitly woulnd't want to kiss you."

"Look what i found pakui berries known to cure the poisine of the white jade, or makaola berries that cause blindness."

"And Die"

"nobody react to what i'm about to say, but i think that kid might be the avatar."

"oh we're thinking of idea's? cause i've had an idea for like an hour now."

"Delectible tea, deadly poisin."

I LOVE CAVE OF TWO LOVERS.

I Love Scott Colins. any one who's seen newsies knows what i'm talking about, but if you have and you don't he's Brooklyn!!

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
(And; last, but not least! )

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

I LOVE TED!!

And anyone still reading this, you get a surprise, BRAND NEW AIR!!