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Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Star Wars, Final Fantasy VII, Yu-Gi-Oh, X-Men, Misc. Anime/Manga, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Forgotten Realms, X-Men: The Movie, Avatar: Last Airbender, Black Lagoon, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Kim Possible.
"It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool. - FLCL
"If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress" - random thought.
"Yes!" "No!" "What was the question?" - me
"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" - me
"In War - Victory, In Peace - Vigilance, In Death - Sacrifice" - The Grey Wardens (Dragon Age Origins)
B.O.H.I.C.A.: Bend Over Here It Comes Again
F.U.B.A.R. : F#cked up beyond all recognition
H.U.M.A.S.: Head Up My @ss Syndrom
S.N.A.F.U. : Situation Normal All F*cked Up
A.D.O.S.D : Attention Deficit Oh Shiny Disorder (Friend says I have this)
F.O.C.U.S. : F*ck Off Cuz Ur Stupid - T-shirt
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. : Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck! - Necros Chris
Its's a Stupid idea, I'll go first - Girlfriend to Me
What color is the Sky in your world - Me to friends daughter
The Angel on my shoulder was gang raped by the devil from the other shoulder and the voices in my head - Me to friend about decisions made.
"Madness & Sanity are labels given by society...and I am Anti-Social" - Me
"I am fluent in three languages. English, Sarcasm and Profanity." Girlfriend to me
"I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent." - my t-shirt.
Diamonds are a Girls Best friend, Boobs are everybody's friend - Girlfriend to me at the bar.
"It doesn't Matter whose on First, I'm holding a F'n steel bat" - me at bar league baseball game.
"There is no such thing as overkill, there is only open fire and reload" - shirt
Golf is the only game I can legally play and drive drunk - Uncle to Me
NASCAR fans are as violent as any Hockey Game in Canada - Uncle watching ESPN
When did chess become a sport? did I miss it becoming full contact? do the pieces explode - Cousin upon hearing chess declared an "olympic sport"
Follow up statement "What's next Pokemon at the Olymics? Bey Blade?" cousin again
Random Things about me:
1. I am a slacker in some things and highly motivated in others.
2. I'm 37
2a. I live in Wisconsin, USA
3. I've broken nearly every bone in my legs at least twice...and it hurts when it rains or is cold.
4. I have a degree in journalism but I'm to lazy to do anything with it.
5. TV Shows I like: Leverage, CSI, NCIS, Warehouse 13, Burn Notice, House, Smallville, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly (damn network for removing it), Dollhouse (ditto), Terminator the Sarah Conner Chronicles (again ditto), Doctor Who, Torchwood, True Blood, Star Wars Clone Wars, Law & Order SVU, numerous Anime (too many to list)
6. Gone but still damn good shows: Highlander, Drive, X-men animated series, X-men Evolution, Lois & Clark, Highlander Raven and several others.
7. I read: Star Wars, Forgotten Realms, LK Hamilton's novels, Vampire Hunter D, Mercedes Lackey Novels, Dragonlance novels, manga, Kim Harrison's novels, Nobel Dead series by Barb & JC Hendee, Amber Benson's Death's Dauther series. Harry Potter (book 6 & 7 are ignored)
8. Movies: John Wayne, Star Wars, LOTR, Boondock Saints, Serenity, X-men trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean trilogy, Highlander, Boondock Saints 2, Alien/Predator movies, Starship Troopers trilogy, Laberynth, Indiana Jones (there is no 4th movie),
9. my girlfriend is the best thing to happen to me and keeps me sane.
9-a. My girlfriend plays video games, loves anime, stands 5'6 110lbs, and her hair is currently black with red streaks.
10. I have 10 cats and a dog.
11: Favorite Games on the X360: Assassin's Creed series, Dante's Inferno, Bayonetta, Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age Origins, WET, Brutal Legend, Terminator Salvation, Fable Trilogy, Star Wars the Foce Unleashed 1 & 2, Mini Ninjas, Naruto Path of the Ninja, Naruto Broken Bonds, Resonance of Fate, Final Fantasy XIII (all Final Fantasy Games), Dragon Age Origins Awakening, Mirror's Edge. Enslaved, Dragon Age II, Batman Arkham Asylum, Batman Arkham City, Witcher 2, Halo series, The Lego games (Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Batman, Indiana Jones), CSI games, Elder Scrolls series, Tekken Series, Dungeon Siege III and many more,
Mass Effect: Fem. Shep X Liara
Teen Titans: Raven x Starfire
DC/Justice League: Superman x Wonder Woman, Superman x Zatanna, Superman x Hawk Girl
X-Men: Kurt x Kitty, Rogue x Wolverine, Rogue x Gambit, Kurt x Jean. Kurt x Wanda, X-23 x Kurt
NCIS: Gibbs x Ziva, Gibbs x Abby, McGee x Ziva
Buffy/Angel: Buffy x Xander, Xander x Faith, Tara x Faith, Tara x Buffy
Harry Potter: Hary x Hermione, Harry x Daphne, Harry x Luna, Harry x Tonks, Well written Harry x Ginny
Star Wars: M/FRevan x Juhani, M/FRevan x Bastila, Luke x Mara, Han x Leia, Jaina x OOC, Anakin x Padme
Kim Possible: Kim x Shego
Naruto: Naruto x Ino, Naruto x Hinata, Naruto x Temari
There are others but these are what I'll read. this doesn't inclune what my girlfriend reads...sometimes I need to burn my eyes out with bleach after seeing some of the stories on her list. some characters cross over really easy. Naruto, Xander and Harry seem to fit in almost anywhere and work.
6-6-12: Due to the recent actions of the admin I removed NILF, NILF A Marvel Adventure, The Fox & the Three Succubi. For Some reason admin removed He Said She Said. I have started to build an account on AFF but this morning my story was deleted. so AFF is a bust.
6-7-12: After getting a pm from Selbstbehauptung threatening to report me for Blonds Have More Fun for chapter 29's suggestive scene (kissing along her body)
Yet Selbstbehauptung does not leave a way to respond. considering he/she only started an account recently (shakes head)
Started a new yahoo group EroSlackerMicha_Fanfiction. come and join. so far only NILF is posted there.
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