Name: Jessica but Call me Jess please.
Birthdate: May 1st
Height: About 5,3
Facial Features: Dark brown hair (Usually died dark red) Hazel Eyes, only wearing glasses for distance.
About Me: Well I listen to alot of Music, Mostly: Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Panic! At the Disco, Within Temptation, Simple Plan, & alot more. I absolutly LOVE Vampires & Anime, I like Skulls & My favorite Colour is Crimson Red hence the name CrImSoN-AnGeL666 but I like Black just as much, I'm pretty friendly when I wanna be but I have a terrible temper. I write whenever I get the chance, & as soon as I can I'm gunna add some stories. Oh & my picture is of a Human Canible Skull (I have no Idea if thats spelt right & I rele don't care, I suck at spelling XP) because I happen to love creepy stuff like that. Oh & incase your confused I AM a girl (If you couldn't guess by my full name then u might need mental help...). I got my cousin to stop coming on my fanfiction account! FINALLY!
Motto: I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it :)
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning & noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around & stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black"
"When I grew up I was black"
"When I'm sick I'm black"
"When I go into the sun I'm black"
"When I'm cold I'm black"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink"
"When you grow up you're white"
"When your sick you're green"
"When you go into the sun, you turn red"
"When you're cold, you turn blue"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
The black man then sat back down & the white man walked away...
Copy this into your bio & help stop racism!
This is so sad:
I am the girl kicked out of her own home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me...
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't belive, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Repost this if you belive homophobia is wrong.
Pick the ones that fit you (Ones in bold fit me)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm an ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST want to just get in your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm an INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girl friend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I only filled this one in cuz my sisters told me too...They'd hit me if I didn't...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool & that's how Russian roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too!
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT!
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST belive JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I LOVE to go shopping, so I MUST be rich.
I'm an OG, so I MUST be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes & think people should just shut up & stop, POST THIS.
Reasons why girls are the best:
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriends cloths make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (NOT TRUE FOR ME!! I have fallen for a GUY Anime Character)
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Me die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Movies...you get the point.
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick give us a whole new lease on life.
14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fat to amuse ourselves
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to other people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are time when Chocolate really can solve all your problems. (So true it isn't even funny)
27. We'll never regret Piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. (I can't but that doesn't mean others can't.)
29. We know which glass was our by the lipstick mark.
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.
Fave Quotes:
Neither fate, nor destiny can tell you what to do in life, it's your own free will that does. - CrAzY-SiLLy-Me (I love her work)
You can't change who I am no matter how hard you try, the decision is still up to me...& thats final. - CrAzY-SiLLy-Me (Sorry the bit before was actually ment for a convo on msn)
Yes I know I'm a B@#...stop telling me that...I'm not stupid...You may be but I'm not. - Me (I was having a terrible day when I came up with this)
No one ever died by doing hard work, but why take the risk?
I decided that as long as I'm going to hell I might as well do it thoroughly! - Edward Cullen - Twilight
I've never seen anyoneso prone to life threatening IDIOCY! - Alice Cullen - New moon
So what your saying is, I'm your brand of heroin? - Bella's words to Edward - Twilight (Paired with the one below)
You are exactly my brand of Heroin - Edward's answer to Bella's question - Twilight (Paired with the one above)
Whoever said Insanity was a disease was clearly insane
I do not suffer frum insanity, I enjoy every minute of it:)
They say guns don't kill people, that people kill people. Well I think that guns help. I mean if you just stood there & yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people
Hold on...My train of thought hit a cow...
If paybacks a B@#, & Revenge is sweet, I'm the sweetest B@# you'll ever meet! ;p
Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest!
As the days go by, so does my Sanity
A wound to the heart can only be healed by love - Me (Its true)
Sometime its the smallest things that mean the most & have the deepest impact on ones heart. - Me (Once again the truth)
"Board the windows, try to hide...They're commin'" - Creepy dude in the cell, ends up dead - 30 Days of Night
"That cold isn't the weather, Thats death approaching" - Creepy dude in the cell, ends up dead - 30 Days of Night
"Oh, its like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better" - Cristina Yang - Greys Anatomy
The biggest Mistake in my life was meeting you
There are very few problems in life that cannot be solve by using a Large amount of explosives
Whoever said 'Nothing is Impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk & talk, & the rest of it telling us to sit down & shut up.
You know its going to be a bad day we you fall out of bed & miss the floor...
"You really are an idiot, but you're my idiot. The idiot I love." - Haruno Sakura - The Idiot I love - neon kun
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
Never take life seriously, No one gets out alive anyway.
I have no Predjuces. I hate everyone equally.
You laugh because I'm differnet, I laugh because you're all the same.
They say love hides behind every corner...Then I must be walking in Circles!! - I didn't write this but its so true fer me...
My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have alot of common sence...Or any, for that matter...
My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but we wish we didn't.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas - Unknown
Take this razor, Sign your name, Across my wrist, So everyone can see, Who left me like this.
Sticks & Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within...
"Your just jealous we can act retarded in public & people still love us!" Sakura - Personal Assistant? Fanfiction - Chapter 9 - DemonicAngel08
Not every Story has a happy ending...some never get the ending everyone belives will happen, it just makes life all the more hard - Me (I can get really emo sumtimes...)
I wont ever let them break me, because I don't give a fuck who hates me.
Friends ask you why you're crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.
Behind every B@# there's a guy who made her that way.
I think I'll just push my feelings aside & fake a smile through every second of the pain. Yeah, I'm fine, Don't worry about me...it only hurts when I breathe...
You thought you were the center of attention...until WE walked in.
Some girls turn heads...but me & my girls we Break Necks!
Despising you makes me all warm inside - Happy Bunny! (Yes I am a Happy Bunny fan! Almost all of my Pj's are happy bunny!)
Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
When people don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of is as a "You had to be there" thing, but more of a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
What dungeon is as dark...as ones own heart...
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Every girl wants a man that she can go to in her sweats, hair a mess, make up running down her face, eyes red from crying & the first thing he says to her is "Baby you're beautiful" & means it.
A 'Good Friend' will come to bail you out of jail...But a TRUE FRIEND will be sitting next to you in your cell laughing their a off & saying "Damn we F@#ed up but at least we had fun doing it!"
He broke my heart...So I broke his Jaw
Hug a Tree...They have less issues then people.
I am who I am...Your approval isn't needed.
I like walking in the rain...cause when I do know one knows I'm crying...
& She said "Your Crazy" & he said "Only for you"
I'm not afraid of happy endings...I'm just afraid my life wont work that way.
I'M NOT CRAZY! My reality is is just different then yours.
I'm not so good at the advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
"Immature" Is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun!
They laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same.
Not all scars show, Not all wounds heal, Sometimes you just can't see the pain someone is feeling...
When you get caught staring at that special guy remember he was staring back when he caught you!
Yes you have the right to your own opinion, & I have the right to think your STUPID!
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Sarcasm is like my second language
She's my best friend, break her heart & I'll break your face!
Just because I smile doesn't mean that I'm happy, because it only takes one smile to cover the millions of tears I've shead - Me (I found one that had the first part but the rest is me...)
When other little girls wanted to be Ballet Dancers, I wanted to be a Vampire!
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