Well, I haven't put much on here yet. The one fanfiction I have is not one I am writing, it is one my friend without internet is writing so please excuse delays. It's back up now, YAY!

Currently I'm totally obsessed with Johnny Depp, so I read fics about his characters, also I read Batman Begins/Dark Knight fics, House M.D. fics, Brokeback Mountain fics, and mainly right now Twilight fics. I read them about my favorite characters, and pairings. Right now my favorite pairing from Batman is Joker/OC, my favorite pairing from House is Chase/Cameron (yes, I know these have names, but for the people who don't know them), my favorite pairing from Brokeback Mountain is Jack/Ennis (obviously), and my favorite pairing from Twilight is Bella Jasper. I'm obsessed with Jasper right now (I originally like Edward, but one of my Edward obsessed friends threatened to behead me if I started liking him, so I decided to keep it secret and pretend I liked Jasper instead for her. But he grew on me, and now I DO like him instead... interesting story.) If you have a fic with any of these pairings that you want me to read, I'd be happy to, just PM me. Just so you know, I'm a very calm person, I will NEVER EVER get mad at you no matter what, and I don't flame, I just don't do that. I hate flames and know how discouraging they are, I took down two of my stories because all I got was flames.

I'm sorry if I don't update for a long time or don't read and review new chapters to any story I'm reading soon after they are posted but I'm a very busy person. Mostly due to the fact that we had to put my orange tabby cat Dude down a while ago after a short and fatal illness. He was only four, he didn't deserve to die, I'm still very sad and lost without him. But as they say, 'only the good die young'... Even though it was a long time ago, and I have a new cat now, I'm still grieveing for him. And going through a lot of stress right now. If I take your story off my favorites list, don't be upset. It's just that I'm emptying EVERY story off the list, because it's getting too long. But I still like your story.

Okay, anyone who read the Twilight series, and listens to music, please help me, send me a PM with a song which fits a character in Twilight, I've already got songs for Edward: My Immortal, by Evanescence. Jasper: As Lovers Go, by Dashboard Confessionals. And Rosalie: Material Girl, by Madonna. So PM me the title and artist of a song you think REALLY fits them, and I'll listen to them and decide. I need ones for Bella, Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Alice, Jacob, Renesmee (mainly) and any others you can think of. PLEASE!

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, robertchaseicu

For me, insane is a loose term. Insane is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Insane is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Insane is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Insane is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Insane is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Insane is when you write Jasper or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Insane is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Insane is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.Insane is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Insane is when you run around the house all day screaming 'JASPER GET BACK HERE!' to your muse, which you have consequently named Jasper. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile and add something insane you've done to the list!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I found this on Sheena Is A Punk Rocker's profile, and put it here. I am bi, and I don't care what you think, I'm past caring what people think.