| Lady-of-the-Ravens |
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, In The Forests of the Night, Greek Mythology, Twilight, and Harper's Island. Hello I liked to be called Robin. I'll try to sum up what I'm all about,but I can't promise anything. I'm just a poor high school student(no job yup that's me!) Looking forward to getting out of this Goddess forsaken town in the middle of New Jersey and in to the mountains of PA. Things I will miss- Good Pizza (any one from NY or NJ knows what I'm taking about),and the Jersey Shore. Favorite store(s): Thrift stores, Good Will, East Meets West, Barns and Noble ( Cookies+Tea+Books=Happy me) Rag shop, A.C Morre , and finally HOT TOPIC (best damn store ever!) "From now on I don't care if my tealeaves spell out DIE RON DIE,-- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong"-Ron Hobbies: Reading,writing,listening to music,being with friends,drawing,playing games on the computer,meditation,coming up with ways to torment my sister,praying to pass the high school,trying to find various ways out of getting a job(fight the power!) hanging out with friends,taking weekly trips to the graveyard, going for walks at midnight. "To being an us for once instead of a them!"- Mark- Rent Books: Harry Potter series, Shattered Mirror, Mists of Avalon,Forest House,Lady of Avalon, Priestess of Avalon, anything Marion Zimmer Bradley really,Shakespeare,Blood Confession, Hawksong,Snakecharm,Falcon Dance, 1-800-WHERE-ARE-YOU? series...and lots more "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" and of course "Mischief managed" -The Weasley Twins Movies: 10 Things I Hate About You,Rent,The Princess and the Goblin, Grosse Pointe Blank, Rocky Horror Picture Show( Lets do the time-warp again!),Anastasia, Princess Bride, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Interview with the Vampire (Tom Cruise with long,blond,wavy hair...yum!),The Ring, An American Haunting, Rosemary's Baby...and much more. My friends and family are my muses. "The opposite of war isn't peace its creation"- Rent Pepper spray is a girl's best friend. Fishy- I'd love to join the circus! Me- So would I. I could be the bearded lady. But I'd have to grow a bread first I SHIP Ginny/ Harry Hermione/Ron Hermione/Ginny (what? you get bored sometimes.) Lupin/Tonks Neville/OC Neville/Hannah Abott (you know they get married?) MY FAVORITE SHIP OF ALL TIME Lily/ James Cuz they so damn cute. Guess whose got a new addiction! It took me forever, but I finally picked up Twilight. and I would like to say... I SHIP BELLA/EDWARD 10000000000000000 percent! though I wouldn't mind having Edward for myself Update 9/21/09 After seeing the previews for New Moon and reading Breaking Dawn... I kinda like Jake. I also love Seth. A lot. I also ship Alice/Jasper Emmett/ Rosalie Alice/Bella Alice/Bella/Edward NCIS Abby/Mcgee Ziva/Tony Bones Brennen/Booth Zack/OC (Yes I am fully aware that Eric Millegan is gay you do not need to point this out. I've already spent a weekend crying over it. Please don't make me do it again. But I don't believe Zack is) Angela/Hodgins My Favorite Characters: Neville Longbottom-Harry Potter Series Alice Cullen-Twilight Saga Emmett Cullen-Twilight Saga Esme Cullen- Twilight Saga Zach Addy-Bones Abby Scuito- NCIS Luna Lovegood-Harry Potter Series Tim McGee- NCIS Seth Clearwater-Twilight Saga (I you love him too read Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth By Krum Cake.) 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, AxelandDemyxaremybros, XxJustAnIllusionxX,Lady-of-the-Ravens For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet.Crazy is when you are so obsessed with something you add yourself and play out many, many, many different scenarios in your own mind and are almost certain they are going to happen.Crazy is talking your friends into going for a walk around town 3 o clock in the morning, then taking off running when a cop drives by. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fangirl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course) Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If the name of your world ends in land, world, topia, or burg, copy this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know ~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ | |||||||
1. To Meet Again reviewsJust a one shot to make me feel better because their deaths was the only time I cried.Harper's Island - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-09 - Cal V. & Chloe C. - Complete2. Mirror Image » reviewsMae's life has always been a little different. After she falls for the mysterious and dangerous vampire, Nikolas, her life gets that much more different. SM based YAY!In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 7-30-073. The Great Vacation » reviewsAlice and Bella go away on a 'Spa' week. no children, no in-laws, and most of all no hubbies...LEMON FEMSLASH F/F Bella/Alice goodness! M..duh -UPDATED FOR GRAMMAR-Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 8-10-08 - Bella & Alice - Complete4. Earth to Edward reviewsFirst I'd Like to say this: MAJOR BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED BREAKING DAWN.Thank you- Oh this is the plane ride home. Ps. the title is inspired by Incubus's "Earth To Bella pt1" ONE-SHOTTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Pool party reviewsAlice is planning something for Bella on the 4th of July. What is it? Sort of written for the 4th of July. I had the idea of Emmett with Fireworks but it turned out more serious than I had planned.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Banana reviewsI was given a list of nouns one day during finals and I chose the word banana. Rated T just in case. If you can understand the end you'll understand why its T.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-08 - Hermione G. - Complete7. Everywhere reviewsTakes place during the week Edward was gone in Twilight. Before Edward somemuch as looks at Bella.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-27-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Calliope is Pregnant reviewsi know, the title sucks. I wrote this at 12 in the morning.I'm not sure this is very good. so any reviews are soo welcome its not even funny.And yes it is supposed to leave off like that.Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete9. Twilight WCW ParodiesOk so these are parodies of WCW's "This is just to say" poem. I tried to keep to the form as best I could... Rated T for a little bit of languageTwilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete10. SomethingSong fic inspired by "Something" by the Beatles Its really just Edward's musing on his favorite subject...Bella. Not sure if its any good so reviews will be greatly appreciated!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete11. Hephaestus's Story reviewsThis just a short little scene i saw playing in my head one day after getting the prompt "That will come back to haunt you" I hope you like it!Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete12. Neville got the Girl reviewsStory based off of the song 'The Geeks get the Girls' by American HI FI which is Neville's theme song in my mind. Pairing NLXOC Rated Teen just in caseHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-07 - Neville L. & OC - Complete13. The Night the Potters died reviewsSong parody of Harry's school years to the tune of American Pie.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete14. Harry Potter Parodies reviewsParodies of William Carlos Williams's This is jsut to saySee if you can guess who is sending each noteHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-0715. 67 reviewsAs October approaches Minerva McGonagall has a breakdown.From what? Read and find out.One shot NO pairingsHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-07 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete16. Hermione's Revengewith some help from a friend reviewsWhat happens when Hermione gives up playing by the rules to get Ron? Oh, and whats this? A YoYo? Hummmm...Thats strange.. Some Neville fluff at the end cuz he is my favorite! HGxRW NLxOC LBx? review pleaseHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete17. The final page not the real one I swear! reviewsI wrote this for a contest but never sent it. It was for the prerelease of the last book to see what people thought would happen...and it had to be 300 words or less.. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-07 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete