CRUSNIK'S PROFILE

(The first few entires are from months ago and I am back so dont worry.)

Dec. 20. 2007

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm not going to use FanFiction much anymore, im just not into it as of late, to many problems I have to work out with my friends, family, and well...my life... I will how ever still read and review any stories updated by Ninja Wings, cause shes an awsome writer and I love her stories more than anything on this world. I also will read other stories that are updated. Oh ya, and my stories will probably never be updated, sorry to anyone who was enjoying them...well, I guess this is bye...

MeRrY ChRiStMaS and a HaPpY NeW YeAr, hope it all works out better for you than it has for me.

Jan. 6. 08

Blah...im...back...

Its been hell, but im back I guess, I've been reading any stories people updated if I got an e-mail for it, but I didnt review cause I didnt have no time...I just ate a whole pack of 16 brownies...I dont feel so good... well, while I was away me and my friend WinterShadow came up with a plan, I had writen a few funny oneshots, and me and her where bored and roleplayed a really funny oneshot involving Abel, Asta and Seth, and we decided that once im finished my last little one, we are going to post them in my story- Crusniks Trinity Babble - so watch for that! I also helpped her with her awsomely Funny story, Mission Objective: Babysitting , it should be updated any time this week, so watch and review that for me, alright? It would mean alot to her, and me. =D

My friends back online so I gotta go for now, Bye! HaPpY NeW YeAr!!

"PURPLE MONKEYS WILL ONE DAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

"How can you guys always be so Hyper?" "Simple! First you run into a few walls, then you eat several dozen donuts, next eat a couple million bowls of sugar, and your all set!" "uhh..." "You don't want her to start explaining the steps of the brain..."

"These are the steps of the brain: First, a bubble, second, a marshmallow, third, a hat, fourth, a pillow, and Finlay, a brain!" giggles "I'm still stuck on the bubble, and I'm thirteen!" (not by me... im almost 15)

"I've finally matured to a marshmallow!" "Can I eat you?" "... I wanna be a bubble again..."

"Have the penguins stolen your sanity yet? I willingly gave up mine..."

"I summon the power of the swan!"

(they're playing checkers) "Queen me..." "What?" "Well, it's not like I had a sex change or anything. God!"

"HECK YES--, TEXAS."

"Holy f-ing Bud ah!"

looks on the ground "Hey, look a dead bird." looks around at anything but the ground "Where?"

"Chickpox!" "Yum!"

"What time is the eleven o'clock service...?" couple days later " I MEANT WHEN IS IT OVER!"

"Why did you have to drink so much! First it was half full, then you take a drink, then it's half empty!"

"I love smelling."

"Life is a peach."

"I was born a bitch. What's your excuse?"

"I used to be schizophranic, but we're ok now."

"When life gives you lemons, give life an orange. When life gives you back the orange, give life a banana. When life gives you back the banana, give life some meatloaf. Then they don't know WHAT to do!"

"And after the weather, we'll find out how Superman got pregnant."

"Happy Bathing."

"I feel like me heart is... Oh, What do they call it? It's where the heart cracks in two and falls apart..." "Heart Break?" "Yeah! That's it! I feel like my heart is breaking!" "You sound so happy..."

"... Were you just talking to yourself a second ago?" "... No... Maybe not... Maybe... Okay, Yes, I was. You happy?" "Very."

"A feral boy, a lazy jounin, a dark and brooding boy and me- the only sane one in the house."

"SOMEBODY START A WAR!"

"I like to collect my grandmother's toe nails every night at 11:00."

"Go fish."

"It was pink. It was cute. It was frilly. But most of all, it was pink." (scary...)

"Wow. A rhyme. You must be sooo proud. Insert sarcastic claps here."

"See the happy moron- he doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron- by God! Perhaps I am!"

"Rule #1: I'm always right. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1."

"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."

"Tradegy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative."

"Happy Birthday. Now open the present I got for you so we can all get on with our damned lives."

"Are all women that crazy?" "Yes. Well, except for the shrinks."

"There are two words I hate: Don't and Stop. Unless, of course, you are using the two words together."

"I've never made a mistake in my life; at least never one that I couldn't explain afterwards."

"Hello, passengers. We will be experiencing some slight turbulence for a few minutes, and shortly there-after, we're gonna explode."

"That's lovely. Now hand over the crack, and eat your food. The police will be here soon."

"She's in my third period Biology and seems to get a kick out of gluing worksheets to Ms. Rubin's desk."

"You've really got problems if the father of your children realizes you're pregnant before you do."

"Aww... Group HUG! ... While skinny dipping!"

"They're like children. Foul mouthed hyperactive fifteen year old children that have the ability to kick major ass."

"Now, why do I like him? I think the answer to that is very simple. A: He's very attractive, B: I think his stupidity makes him adorable, and C: ... I'm Seventeen. I think that about sums it up."

"These people have about as much thinking process as a mule trying to hump a door knob." (My brother came up with this one. He said it one night while we were watching 'Robot Chicken'.)

"You'd manage to give someone AIDS by poking them with a stick."

"Would you like to see my poking face?"

"Well. I'll have to say that that was the oddest dream I've ever had... Okay, not as odd as the time I dreamt that I was king of Candy Land, but close enough."

"Got milk, need pie."

"You're just jealous because I'm not as funny as you are!"

"To get a button put in, it's going to cost... 697." "WHAT!? Why can't we just go and buy a small thing of buttons, and sew it on ourselves?" "... The button on the stove."

"You can't fire me! I'm a volunteer!" (I said that to a guy once because he threatened to fire me.)

"Pure Fluff. Goes well with snow."

"Two men walked into a bar. ...You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"I think my farts have more emotion than that guy."

"Awe, man! And I just took off my pants, too..." (No, not in the perverted way. I like to take off my pants in the privacy of my room so I can relax properly. I said this once when mystep-dad asked me to come help him unload groceries. And when I realized what I had said, I burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter!)- kichi hisaki

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon."

"Give me five minutes, a brownie, some porn, and I'll give you a fucking novel of my ideas."

"Just smile and wave."

"If I were here tomorrow, would things stay the same? If I were here tomorrow, would we still be this way? If I were here tomorrow, would life be okay? If I were here tomorrow, would things be the same as yesterday?" --chorus to a song that I plan on writing.

"Whenever one eats ice cream, no matter what you do to make sure that the ice cream does not teeter from its path, and you succeed, why is it that the spoon ALWAYS BECOMES STICKY!?"

"It takes of second to meet someone. It takes a minute to become their friend. It takes a day to love them. But it takes a lifetime to forget them."

"I gotta put that on my quote page!"

You know, I don't think Jesus was brunet or blond like all those priest and pastors believe. I think he had black hair, like most people who live around the middle east. And a big crooked nose, like most Jews. And that he wasn't all beautiful and perfect like everyone thinks. Wait... Oh my God... Jesus looks like Snape!" (This was something I said to my brother after school one day as we were have a conversation on why he shouldn't challenge God. And then we veered off topic and started talking about what Jesus looked like, and this is the result.)- kichi hisaki

"I have Jack Sparrow on my quarter!"

"The vending machine gave me a quarter back." "It gave you a football player?" (Can you actually believe that I had to spend three minutes explaining the pun to my friends? It's a stupid and corny joke! I can't believe how dense the people I hang out with are...)

"Are you trying to steal my cheese?" (This one is something you will have to get after I put up the comic on my DeviantArt. Which probably won't be for a while.)

"Most people say I'm crazy. And I must say that I'm inclined to agree with them."

"Don't do that. I thought you were the enemy!" "You must be confused. I am your enemy. Duh." "Oh, so what do you call what we're doing? Arch-enemy-fucking?" "No. I'd say it's a love-hate relationship. You hate loving me, and I love fucking you."

Tehe... XD These are my friends...

(ones with FF accounts...)

WinterShadow

Selene08

Drakesdarktwinsister

Madwomans

(their names and one without account.) (not in above order)

Maddy, kayla, emily, Liz, shylough.

Weee...

March 31. 2008

Ok, its spring break and im bored out of my mind, im starving but I cant get up because my cats on my lap and im sort of trapped here... XD helps!pushes cat off and I have to go pee!! runs to the bathroom ahh... im back... I went and grabbed some breakfast also... hmmm... starts eatting cereal... you know, my life must be pretty dull... all my friends are off on a vacation somewhere or have a job with a mom thats a you-know-what and wont let her come over... and lonley lonley me is stuck at home all day... doing... NOTHING. ABOSOLUTLY NOTHING! ... head falls to desk ...aww shit... forgot there was a cereal bowl right there... -.-' picks head up and it is covers in cereal and milk... I posted 2 hellsing stories, well one was really fucked up... but thats beside the point, I only got 2 reviews... is so sad I was hoping there would be more...

I guess I have to wait till tommorow to write another thing... oh shit! tommorows april fools day!! and my brothers home till the 2nd... NOO!! screams running around in circles Aww shit! the 2nd is my friend birthday! ACK!! Im so un-organized... XD I better send her a birthday e-mail before I forget...

April 2. 2008

Its my friends birthday! Happy birthday Alecia! I miss you!
Ahem. anyway... I posted another hellsing story yesterday! and I got lots more reivews for my other hellsing stories. I still need some ideas... and if you give me one I will dedicate the story to you! And also...

IMPORTANT NOTE- My trinity blood stories... I have sort of lost intrest in the anime... besides the stories that my friend write cause I love reading them and any other stories I have on alert, but my intest manly lys in hellsing and I most likly wont be continuing any of my TB fics, manly also becuase I have had a HUGE writers block on them... -.-' so any help would be appreseated... I know I cant spell so dont go there ... ummm...ya! thats it I guess. GO HELLSING!! WOOT! I LOVE YOU ALUCARD!! and I am still Abels stalker... just Add alucard to that list... which I will amek now cause I havent made it yet...

List of people I Stalk or Have stalked.

-Alucard
-Abel
-Cain
-Seth
-Kari
-Brochael
-Hugin and Munin
-Edward
-Emmett
-Jacob
-Kurt
-Luffie
-Zoro
- and countless many more who of which I am too lazy to remember... ' Ill get around to remembering... eventually...

People I wish to murder xD...

-Egor. (brothers nickname he doesnt know about. Shh!!)

... um. Thats about it at the moment xD lol

May 15. 2008

Wow, havnt writin in here for awhile... phew. anyway, I have a boyfriend! his names Stephen! and hes so nice and stuff and screams I just love him so much... grin I have been non-stop drawing for the last new days, well any chance I got anyway, and I love reading all your guys awesome stories!! glomp so umm yeah. I have lots of homework and I love drawing alucard. and I love updates. and I was working on lots of hellsing fics. but. umm. yeah. tehe. sort of forgot about them untill now... Better go work on them! runs off to go and work on them while listing to her awesome music!

I shall post them as soon as I complete them! WOOT!

Tehe! Oh yes, and I love making friends so contact me if you want to talk-

Yahoo-crusniko2 AT Yahoo Dot ca

Msn-

chrissymania AT hotmail DOT com

AOL/AIM-

screen-name-
Crusnik93

E-mail-
crusnik93 AT aol DOT ca

And I have messenger for all of them.

July 15 2008

Hi! been a really long time since I have written in here, wow, alot has happened or is happeneing this summer, I havent had time to write any stories!! lets see...

I passed grade nine.
Went to the lake for Canada day long weekend.
My bf's little sister, Katie, almost drowned in the lake, I saved her. shes fine know. Thank god.
I caught 8 fish in half an hour. woot! 7 wali and 1 jack.
I went to my friends birthday party sleepover.
Bought a hide-a-way type couch thing, a coffie table and a cool little chair for my room. oh, and a board game for 125 at a yard sale.
Bought a new mouse for the computer
Been cleaning the house like crazy for my birthday sleepover in 4 days
we have company coming in 2
tommorow my bf is taking me out for the day for my bday
Oh yeah, we bought a new TV on friday. Our old one died. It is a 32" flat screen HD TV with dolby didgital speakers. oh. and its good for the enviroment ~
My birthday is on the 19th
My bf's little sister Harley's bday is the 20th
My cousin and her friend are coming up for my bday on the 17th which means I only have today to completely finish cleaning the house. yippie. 'sarcastic'
We might be going to my old town to visit my grandparents, who I havnt seen in 3 years. since I moved here. 'grin' (we being me, my mom, and my brother.)
hmm...

cant think of anything else.

My Kitty cats!!

Hiway - Female >Jewles sister >my cat
Jewles- Female >Hiways sister >bros cat
Sugar - Female > Our hyper active little nut ball of a fuzzy kitten. who was named perfectly.> moms cat

Ok. Im bored again. Im waiting for Kayla to come online so I can talk to her. :/ If she doesnt I will have to start cleaning the entire house. and I mean the entire house. but I am not going into my older bros death trap of a room. he can clean it himself. so :P 'sticks tounge out' uhh, maybe I should go and start cleaning... after breakfast and potty break of coarse!! bye!!

October 14. 2008

Blah. Im soo bored. Please. If your bored too. Message me. I will gladly talk. Haha. I just remembered something. I used to have one of those toys. you know the ones where they made differnt animal sounds? You put the little lever down and the thing would spin, and which ever animal the thing landed on, it would make that noise? yeah. I loved that thing. Mine got broken though. xD like when you spin it. and it landed on the puppy. it would go 'Baa' and when you landed on the sheep it went 'oink' and the pig went 'meow' and the kitty went 'moo' and the cow went 'woof' and ect ect ect. yeah. that didnt mess me up at all. here I was. an innocent little 4 year old. thinking puppies went Baa. sheesh. oh yeah. I just remembered. you know the cute little baby duck?? yeah. guess what sounds duckies make mommy! 'RAWR!' xD and the lion went 'quack' x.x now that could get a kid killed. going up to a lion thinking its gonna quack. that cannot be good.

February 21. 2009

...wow... xD I havn't updated this in awhile... Ive been busy on Deviantart. You can visit my profile here-> http://crusniko2.deviantart.com ... Hmm... yeah Sorry about not updating or posting any stories... Ive sort of lost an intrest in writing... I still love to read your guys stories! But... I just dont have the time to write. What with school and everything.

I take it you all had a great halloween, thanksgiving, Christmas, new years, and Valentines day and all the other holidays I might have missed...? ' Dont be shy, you can send me a PM if you are bored or want to chat, you if you have any questions relating to my stories... ' Im not always on, so if I dont reply right away... xD dont get mad at me.

Oh yeah. And if you message me about something else...

I didnt do it.

Oh well. Bye I guess It was nice talking to you all again.

Stories

um. all on hold until I get more time to write. xD

July 16. 2009

Woah. I really need to update this thing more often. Ive just been really busy what with everything that has been happening.

I go on DeviantART everyday, so go check it out. -> crusnik-o2.deviantart.com

:D Bye bye I guess. xD