The amazing Wisdom's Pearl made a picture of my character, Sophie, from my The Patriot fic Doing One's Duty. Here is the picture!
This is the part where I say something witty about me, but the truth is that I seriously have no life. My profile is living proof of that. But here are a few things about me that you should know:
-I delete stories a LOT. So don't be surprised if one vanishes; I just became frustrated with myself.
-I am scared of PMs, no matter who they're from. It is a psychological issue that probably needs some mental therapy.
-I HATE being asked to review, even if it's one of my friends. I'm sorry, but that bugs me. A lot. And I hate summaries saying "NO FLAMES!!11" Because that just makes me want to flame. If you can't take flames, you shouldn't be posting fics on this site. 'Nuff said.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean
I like DISNEY and MUSICALS, so I MUST be childish
I like GEORGE W. BUSH, so I MUST be a stupid redneck
Think before you judge.
Some nifty and true little facts
-John Lennon said, "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple. Today we (the Beatles) are more famous than him." He was shot 6 times.
-Tancredo Neves said that if he got 500,000 votes for the presidential office of Brazil, not even God himself could remove him from office. He died the day before he was inaugurated.
-Bruce Ismay and Thomas Andrews said that not even God could sink the Titanic. Well, we all know what happened to them ;)
-Billy Graham visited Marilyn Monroe and told her that God had sent him to preach to her. She said, "I don't need your Jesus." She was found dead a week later.
-In Brazil, a group of drunk friends were going out for a drive. One of the girls' mother said to her, "My daughter, go with God and may He protect you." The girl replied, "Only if He rides in the trunk, 'cause inside here, it's already full." A few hours later, the car was in an accident that killed everyone. The car was crushed, save the trunk, which, investigators say, should have been smashed. Inside was a crate of eggs, not one of them hurt.
-Christine Hewitt said that the Bible was the worst book ever written. She was later found burnt in her vehicle beyond recognition.
96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
FAVORITE MOVIE/TV/BOOK QUOTES
Some random sailor: Pull like you're pullin' a Frenchman off yer mother!
Sir Lancelot: Oh, well, you see, I thought your son was a lady.
Lord of Swamp Castle: Oh, I can understand that.
Eric: Like in planet of the apes.
Kelso: You know, those apes were really good actors!
Dr. Evil: He would drink, he would womanize, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question marks and accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
Dorothy: But how can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: Well, I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking!
Lord of Swamp Castle: (looking out the window) One day, lad, all this will be yours!
Herbert: What, the curtains?
Lord: No, not the curtains!
Frenchman: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Bedivere: How do you know she is a witch?
Mobman: She turned me into a newt!
Bedivere: A newt?
Mobman: Everyone stares at him. I got better.
Other Mobman: Burn her anyway!
Bedivere: ...and that, my lord, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me! Tell me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes!
Bedivere: Certainly, my liege!
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Yellin: It won't be easy.
Prince Humperdinck: Try ruling the world sometime.
Corny: Gee, Velma; I wonder how you fire Corny Collins from The Corny Collins Show?
Velma: They do it all the time on Lassie!
PERSONAL QUOTES FROM THE CRAZY PEOPLE I KNOW
Fred, my brother: Megan, I know how you feel. Pause. Megan, how do you feel?
Fred: Shut up, you... feminine freak!
Me, regarding my ex-best friend who's a total slut: It's like she has this boob reflex...every time she sees something with a penis, whoop, out they pop!
Clay from Drama: I heard the German teacher is like, a Nazi, and she has a stick with a skull and wears a leather coat-
John, also from Drama: (Sarcastically) Yeah, and she shoots kids when they don't do their homework. (Adopting German accent) Oh, so you have not done your homework? Boom! Have fun getting to your next class without your knee caps! Let's do notes!
Me: But I know some really dumb guys. I mean, I could do a fan-dance with a piece of lettuce and they still would have no idea!
John: (snickers. Then, as my crush walks in...) Shall I get a piece of lettuce now?
Carson, one of my best friends, regarding our slutty ex-friend who would NOT leave us alone: It's like, 2 plus 2 equals GO AWAY!
Lindsey, my cousin, who was about 7 at the time: Eric, maybe we should go inside. There's no adults out here watching us.
Eric, my other cousin, who was also 7: But God is watching us.
Lindsey: Well God's in heaven; I'm going inside!
Forestwater: You know, we're going to get someone come onto this forum, read our posts, and tell us what horrible people we are who can't tell a great work of literature from a pineapple. To which I shall say, "Je suis ananas!" Which means, "I am a pineapple" in French. Which is all too fitting for this forum.
John (as I was walking into Drama Class and hence only heard part of the conversation): Oh, yeah, I tripped and fell while I was watching a porno.
Me: WHAT?!
Random girl: What happened?
Me: He said 'Oh, yeah, I tripped and fell while I was watching a porno.'
Another random girl who just walked in: WHAT?!
Me, after hearing my cousin make a WEIRD noise: That sounds like a baby bird on the side of the road, and now I just wanna run over you with my car.
Jessie, while solving a math problem and making a mistake: Ugh, sorry; my mouth was going faster than my head.
Tiny: That's what SHE said!
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