Hi. read about me. read it. then love it.

hey! wazzzzaaaaaaaap!?
mah name is...FOMANN!! lol, jkjk, people call me bunches of stuff, but most commenly foxxie, dei-chan, jayde.E.Kinnz, or jayde, or jade.

CAN YOU ANSWER THE POLL? IF SO, E-MAIL ME THE ANSWER! =)

my astrological sighn is gemini, which, some people think i have a split personality, or drastic mood swings, but i dont... i dun think...

anyway, im an artist with a similar personality like deidara, as well as i look alot like him, aside from being female that is. i also tend to have sasori's personality, tho, which is kinda weird, but, w/e.

I LOVE GINGER KIDS!! although, i perfer the redheads and not the carrot-tops.

lol, pagon carrots.

i, obviously, am a blonde. contrary to common belief, im not stupid, nor am i really that ditsy. i'm proud to say, i am whith in the top 5 if not the most intelligent person(s) at the last 3 schools i've gone to. so, people who like to diss blondes, i suggest, kindly, that you fuck off. sorry to have said such a unclassy thing, but i hate stareotypes... did i mention, no matter haow smart i am, i honestly cant spell worth a crap?

i have three best friends, kuzu-kun (aka kirk, aka redsand), christina (aka tobi with some random numbers after it) and, most importantly, mi amor, ashley. ashley is infact a mexican. so again, people who hate mexicans, can fuck off.

im random as fuck when you talk to me, but i can keep a convo going, and i can be as cunning as i want when the oppertunity shows its self.

my favorite anime is naruto. my motto you ask? SASODEI ALL THE WAY!! i absolutly love sasodei! i love all the akatsuki, and some non bad guy characters, but akatsuki just rock my mutha fuckin socks

my favorite cuss word is currently fuck.

favorite quotes/phrases:

"who ever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door." -hell if i know.

"ginger kids make the world go round like 5 shots of tequila on a rainy night!!" - all me man, all me.

"how do Nazis climb stairs?" -me. can you answer this??

"you see, within the last five minutes in your presence, i have aquired a most unpleasent twitch. thus, i must kindly ask you to get the fuck off my property. thank you, have a nice night." - me saying this to my friend christina, when she was pissin me off.

"i cant get up! im too busy faking a cezsiure!!" - my friend ashley xD

"open your eyes! eat cake!" -me... long story...

"hello, im here with a patition to legalize marijuana. would you please sign, so that the world will start to love again?" -me to my friends jim and tammy xD

"what do you mean weed is bad? it was at woodstock for christs sake!" - me and my friend tammy =)

"a man once fell asleep and dreamt he was a butterfly. when he woke, he asked, 'am a man who just dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly now dreaming he is a man?" -well i got it from clay and puppets, but idk were they got it. i like it tho.

"you know what politics are right? if you take it apart it says poli ticks. translation: many blood-sucking parasites. think about it..." -some guy i dun know the name of

"I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER!!" -starfish off of charlie the unicorn 3 XD god i love that starfish. so funny!

"will you give me 50 cents if i shove this whole peice of icecream cake in my mouth?" my friend ashley. she was so close!

10 THINGS TO DO IN AWKWARD OR BORING MOMENTS:

10. fall down and fake a cesiure.

9. yell 'starfish loves you!'

8. tell your extreamly high friend to smoke a nickle bag of oregano telling them it's weed.

7. jump on the closest person to you and yell "ga-lom-pah"

6. go to walmart in a half way off akatsuki cloak with a jashin pendent and a big stick with three peices of red paper on it screaming 'repent you mother fucking vile heathens!! repent or jashin will have your ass!! repent mother fuckers!!' while running away from security.

5. get many boxes of condoms and put them in random peoples carts while they aren't looking

4. go on youtube and sing kareoke while making a interpritive dance. (YOUR BEAUTIFUL! YOUR BEAUTIFUL! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ITS TRUE!)

3. RUB YOUR BELLY AND SAY " CHOCOLATE CAKE!"

2. start quoting random sayings in movies.

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5-1...coming soon...

RANT.

Why is it that some of the best stories are being discontinued lately??

first it was the puppeteer and the acrobat (one of my absolute favorites, might i add)

then it was it could be worse, un (another one of my favorites, only got to chapter 10 T-T)

then it was akatsuki:spoom!, and they didn't evn get to chapter two! it was great too. there are more, but those are the few that come to mind right away. honestly people, why must you do this? unless absolutely no one reads it, keep it up and update until the end! i'm sick and tired. sick and tired of this BULLSHIT. seriously people. at least, if your not happy with it and want to quit, do a quick last chapter where they are happy, or sad, ar angry, whatever. just end the motherfucking story for christs sake. anyway, sasodei all the way.

thank you for reading my rant.

pic for story. this is what they are whereing in chap. 6. http://watapoku.deviantart.com/art/Mafia-style-criminals-68836794

meh, im bored with this... i'll add more later. oh look! a chicken!