Hey all you fanfiction readers and writers!!

I am pleased to announce I have a new account. It's lobsterqueen45. It's only Third Watch and CSI fanfics, though. I also have a myspace and facebook account. Aleisha Callahan or Aleisha Bourgault-Callahan.

I thought I should tell you about the story I’ve written and the one’s I plan to write. My friend recommended this site to me. So I went on, read some stories, and fell in love with this site. Then I wrote my first fanfic Missing. Then Bubbles1994 gave me some more ideas b/c I’ve been having really bad writers block. So thank you to her.Also, Bubbles just became my Beta for Missing and hopefully some others. The Hospital Adventures is about Jimmy Boy (James Wilson, House) having a long lost daughter he doen't know about. She comes to find him. And now, Bubbles is co-author on The Hospital Adventures Part 2

My stories don't contain any ships. My others ones might. But Missing is a Third Watch/ House crossover. House’s daughter goes missing after a Drama Club field trip. The NJPD is understaffed so they call the 55 in NY to help. I won’t reveal anymore. You’ll have to read it. I’m not really a big shipper fan. I don’t like Cameron/House. I don’t mind Cuddy/House. And DEFINITELY NO guy shippers. Friendships are fine. And NO Stacy. She’s horrible. In some of my new stories that are still in my mind, the cast of TW have kids and they join the FDNY and/or the NYPD. Another is a CSI ff. Bleeding Roses came up with the character and the concept, than I added my magic. Another is Cameron's past. Another is Cuddy being pregnant. The last 2 were ideas recommended by Bubbles 1994.

I love watching House, Third Watch, Psych, The Drew Carey Show, NCIS, Whose Line Is It Anyway, While You Were Out, and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on tv. I have them all on DVD. House, I have all three seasons, getting the fourth on August 19. Third Watch, I have all seasons. The DCS I have part of season 1. WLiiA, I also have part of season 1. CSI, I’m getting more on DVD. They’re all great. I watch and rewatch all of them. I’ve seen them so much, I practically can recite the lines and all the Houseism’s. I LOVE Hugh Laurie, Jason Wiles, Ryan Stiles, Jason Cameron, and Eric Szmanda. I think they’re really hot. I don’t care what anyone thinks, they are. I have the TW and House theme songs on my iPod.

I love going on this website. I read and reread the stories. I also help the writers and review they’re stories. Since I’m a fellow writer, I understand they want criticism along with support and ideas on how to make it better. I also go on www.wikipedia.com and www.imdb.com. Wikipedia is great for researching actors. That’s what I do. IMDB is great for researching shows. If you want quotes and stuff, go there. I would appreciate the same on my stories. Only 2 people reviewed. I really hope I get more once I update and start writing more stories.

Both computers that I have, one at my mom’s and one at my dad’s(they’re divorced) are pretty good at uploading. My computer at my dad’s is a little faster ‘cuz he has DSL and my mom has dial-up. Mine at my mom’s can be a little bratty at time’s. It sometime’s hates me.

If you really need to contact me, email me at alei-kat@netzero.net. I’m also online with AIM. My screen name is lobsterqueen45. Don’t ask. Me and my friend Audrey came up with it. We were reading The Odyssey in English class and since they had Gods and Goddesses, we decided to become them. I became goddess of lobsters, burnt marshmallows, smore’s, and songs stuck in ur head. If you want the whole story go to www.deviantart.com and type in socrgrl14. Then click on gods- goddesses in the deviation part.

Info About Me

First Name: Aleisha

Nickname: Giggle Machine('cuz I laugh at anything) or Alei-Kat('cuz it's my initals, kinda-sorta)

Age: 16

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Gender: Female

Religion: Don't have one

Likes: fanfictions, music, playing ALL my instruments, reading, writing

Dislikes: smoking, drinking, preps, girly-girls, snobs,

FAVORITE:

TV Show(s): House, CSI, Third Watch, Drew Carey Show, Whose Line Is It Anyway, While You Were Out, Psych, NCIS

Movie(s): Little Rascals, Read It and Weep, Bend It Like Beckham, Fantastic Four, New York Minute(at least I didn't include any movie with Amanda Bynes!)

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Three Kings, Billy Joel, The Who, Rolling Stones, ETC...(I like alot of kinds of music)

Clothes: Aeropostale, Target, Hot Topic

Actors: Jason Cameron, Jason Wiles, Ryan Stiles, Hugh Laurie, Eric Szmanda, James Roday, Chris Evans, Joshua Jackson

Actresses: Pauley Perrete

Comedians: Kyle Cease, Daniel Tosh, Demetri Martin, Gerry Dee, Jim Gaffigan, Bo Burnham, Nick Swordson, Theo Von (really Vonkurnatowski, but who the hell can say that)

i want (\ /) 2 rule (")_(")

the world!!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

(We have cookies) Really good ones too! Any kind you like!

Stories I’ve Written

~ Missing
~The Hospital Adventures
~The Hospital Adventures Part 2

Quotes!!

Mrs. Ratliff (my old english teacher): 'talks about an essay we have to do' "but you can't do it on Santa. Hate to tell you, but he's not real

Me, Garrett & Audrey (my friends): NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Chantal (my friend) is reading Fruits Basket and says something about a secret club

Me: I WANT A SECRET TOILET!!

Chantal: That's not what I said. I said a secret club

Me: I still want a secret toilet

Audrey: You can have a secret toilet inside a secret club.

Me : CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Audrey: It can have a cannon inside it. You can make your own ammo

Me: You need more fiber

Audrey: NEED MORE LAXATIVES!!

(we all laugh hysterically)

Audrey (singing): Rubber Ducky, you're the one. You make crap time, so much fun. Rubber Ducky, I love you. Even though you, smell like poo.
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Ian keeps hitting me on the head

Me: You're damaging my brain cells!

Audrey: You better stop. She doesn't have that many to spare

Me: Thank you!... HEY HOW RUDE!!

Me (telling my friends a Psych qoute): Lassiter said Is that Clear, then Shawn said Like Buttah

Audrey: Butters not clear

Me: I know. It's just funny

Ian: 'says something about clear eyes'

Audrey: It's So Clear I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Me: That should be the new motto/logo thingy
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(my mom and I are talking about TV, when I see Ty Pennigton on the screen)

My mom: I wouldn't like him as a boyfriend.

Me: He already has a girlfriend and he's hyper because he has ADHD

My mom: But still, he's too hyper

Me: Imagine all the things I could do with a nail gun

My mom: You'd hurt someone, and say it was an accident

Me: Yeah, I would. Is there anything I couldn't hurt someone with?

My mom: A marshmallow

Me: No, I could get the powder in their eye. Or better yet, I could lite it on FIRE!!
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Me: Imagine all the things I could do with a pineapple
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'Mrs. Francoeur is talking about the layers of music. This is in band.

Mrs. F.: It's like a wedding cake. there's different layers. The first layer starts with an M

Me: Delicious

Chris (my crush, who is also my section leader): No, Aleisha, that's the frosting
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Steph (talking about Kyle Cease's stand-up routine about the Pillsbury dough boy): Nothing says lemon pie like my toaster strudel

TV/Movie Quotes!!

Yokas: What do you think the guys thinking right now?

Bosco: Damn I coulda had a V-8?

Yokas: You are heartless, Bos
(Third Watch)
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Bosco: People think I have no feelings

Yokas: Of course you do. They're just buried in a shallow grave somewhere in Jersey
(Third Watch)
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Lassiter: Is that clear

Shawn: Like buttah
(Psych)
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Shawn "talking to Gus about his 'imaginary' cat": I'm not sure cat's can marry outside of Boston
(Psych)
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Shawn: Care to split a pineapple?
(Psych)
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Shawn: My visions enslave me. I'm a slave to my visions
(Psych)
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Lassiter: I have something I need to get off my chest

Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no
(Psych)
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House: Everybody lies
(House, md)
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Wayne Brady(talking about Ryan Seacrest, wearing a medieval outfit, at the Emmy's): He looks like a medieval pimp
(59th Emmy's)
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Tritter: I don't want to sue you

House: Good

Tritter: I wanna beat the crap out of you

House: Less good
(House,md)
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Greg: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, swab one down, run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
(CSI)
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House (talking to a clinic patient): These headaches usually occur in the first trimester

Patient: But I'm not in school

House (looking confused): Neither is your fetus
(House,md)
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Tyson Ritter: I want a ques-a dill-a
(All-American Rejects: Gives You Hell music video-behind the scenes)
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.