This is one long profile, people. You are warned..

Hi! I'm Elise, or AkatSaku. Used to be SweetPinkDragon here. You may call me Elise if you like, as long as you don't say Elsie..

What is there to say about me? I read fanfiction. I write fanfiction. And I simply live for reviews. Please, don't let me die :3

I have nothing against Yaoi, Yuri, slash or whatever you want to call it. Not against character bashing either. I've seen a lot of bashing of my fav characters, and I laugh about it. It's no big deal. Bashing is fun to read.

I love the moon (Tsukuyomi, anyone?), I have a black cat, he's named Lucifer (though I tend to call him Yoruichi without thinking), I have six sisters, I draw fanart waay too often (especially at school. In my books.), I like chocolate. Yay me.

-Favourite HP characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, the Marauders

-Favourite Tekken characters: Jin Kazama, Hwoarang, Ling Xiaoyu, Lee Chaolan

-Favourite SP characters: Kyle, Tweek, Damien, Pip, Kenny, Eric

-Favourite Animorphs characters: Tobias, Marco, Rachel, Elfangor, won't list everyone seeing as there's a bit up and down with the other ones.

-Favourite Naruto characters: Deidara, Tobi, Obito, Rin, Kakashi, Itachi, Zetsu, Kisame, Kiba, Shikamaru, Temari, Tayuya, among others. All Akatsuki goes here, as well as... okay, most of the characters in general.

-Favourite Bleach characters: Ichigo, Hitsugaya, Renji, Hichigo/Hollow Ichigo/Shiro

-Least favourite HP characters: Cedric, Krum. More will come when I can think of them

-Least favourite Tekken characters: Julia, Michelle, Marduk, Paul, Heihachi, Wang. More will come when I can bother remembering

-Least favourite SP characters: Gregory, Bebe, Token

-Least favourite Animorphs characters: Chapman, Esplin 9466 Lesser. I might think of more later

-Least favourite Naruto characters: Uh.. Do I even have anyone I dislike in Naruto? ...Fine, I can think of a few, I guess. Jiraiya, Udon, Jirobo, Kidomaru

THE BUNNIES ARE EVIL. DO NOT LET THEM BRAINWASH YOU. o/_\o''

Currently working on:

Naruto: Close To The Enemy (please send requests for which AkatSaku pairing you like the most, so I know which ones to have higher priority on)

Naruto: The Weird, Weird Missions (finally finished writing a hellish long chapter, you better be happy. Feel free to send requests to bump my fanfic muse)

REQUESTS: READ BEFORE ASKING

Note: With "any pairing" I mean it should be at least a pairing I can stand. If it really creeps me out, I do have the right to say no. Otherwise, go nuts.
Note: If I don't know the series, I have the right to say no unless you can give me all the info I might need. Of course, you're allowed to ask if I know this or that series, just in case I do.

I accept requests of:
-SP fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included)
-HP fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included)
-Animorphs fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included) Exception: MarcoAx. Seriously, people, you need to give me a GOOD reason to write that.
-Tekken fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included)
-TSL fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included)
-Naruto fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included)
-Bleach fics, any pairing (yaoi/yuri included) Maybe except for HitsugayaxRangiku/HitsuMatsu. Or HitsuHina. I really don't do those, unless you give me a good plot or at least a good reason.
-Fics on series I know with character death or other serious themes. (Yeah, I can, just ask. Even if it's someone I like. Makes it even more fun to write.)
-Song fics
-Lemon
+More detailed: I will also, if wanted, write the type you request. Poem? Love to. Crack? Bring it on. Oneshot? Of course. Story up to four chapters? I might, if I like the idea. Story over four chapters? I can try, if it sounds good. I do have an MSN address, which I might give if you ask nicely. ..Okay, fine. It's townytuffgirl @ hotmail . com without the spaces. It's not worse than that. (And I do know how to block, so no funny business.)

I do NOT accept requests of:
-Fics about series I don't know about, unless you can provide needed info.
-Fics with a pairing that gross me out. Yaoi and yuri is okay, unless it's a couple that I just know I will hate myself for ever writing. Okay, if we're talking crack or there's actually some reason/story behind it, I might accept, but pretty much only then.
-Fics with a storyline that'd creep even me out. (When a fic creeps ME out, it's way past abnormal, I'll have you know - I write and read some pretty weird stuff. So this part has a very, VERY small chance of happening.)

REQUEST PART OVER. PROCEED.

Well, onto a random Caligula II quote (Caligula II is possibly the best Tekken/Parody author I've never met):

"Me and me mate had a little bet. He says the universe will be destroyed in the Big Crunch, I say it will be destroyed in the Big Rip. We betted 50 euros and now we wait to see what happens."

Okay, done with that. Now, let's continue onto the 'copy this and put it into your profile'-stuffs. Enjoy. (10 points and a cookie to anyone who reads all of it.)

Ninety five percent of the people out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, mirrorsofillusion, Caligula II, BreeLady, Divinely Ethereal, AkatSaku

98 of the youth popularity do or have tried drugs. If you are in the 2 that don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of 'copy this into your profile'-stuff in your profile, copy this into your profile. ;)

If you can cry of a sad sad fanfic, copy this into your profile.

If you love Dylan Sprouse, copy this into your profile.

If you love Cole Sprouse, copy this into your profile.

If you love the Sprouse brothers, copy this into your profile.

If you're really random, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should really give that damn rabbit his cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you read nasty, nasty fics that you shouldn't read, copy this into your profile.

If you're a perverted child and proud, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE vampires, copy this into your profile.

If your a writer, copy this into your profile.

If you want some damn icecream, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to fanfiction, copy this and put it into your profile.

If you don't have English as your first language but uses English more than your usual language, copy this and put it into your profile.

If you are a forum addict, copy this and put it into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I always lose). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.(I'm not actually sure how long I've been crazy)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, AkatSaku

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off afterwards.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

If you usually lose anyway when doing so, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile(there's one on my door)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If the tree ran into YOU, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, AkatSaku

If you like gothic music copy and paste this to your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours on FanFiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you want to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

if you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

if your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile

if you have an evil monkey in your closet add this to your profile

if if you think i just came out of the loony bin have a cookie and paste this into your profile

if you have seen the evil bunnies paste this into your profile and stop their plan of world domination!

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

If you think i wrote that last one...you're crazy i didnt but copy this into your profile anyway

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile

if you have fallen in love with a fictional charactor and cried when your parents told you he/she/it didnt exist (i know what you mean) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to strangle an author for a huge grammar mistake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you make Itachi smilies, copy and paste this into your profile. (o/_\o)

If you make Pein smilies as well, copy and paste this into your profile. (o:o)

If you would rape a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just copy and paste the "copy and paste this into your profile" part when writing your own said lines, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you understood the above, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met someone you met online, and for some other reason than the person happened to move to his/her area, copy and paste this into your profile. (For me, it's a guy who's in my class now since I moved to his area. Weird.)

If you think certain Naruto characters have serious issues, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think certain Naruto characters have serious issues and you still think they are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If a review, e-mail or PM makes you sincerely happy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have changed your pen name at least once on FF.Net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually bothered to read this far, and have a long list yourself, pat you shoulder, copy this and put it into your profile.

If there's anything, PM me or something, 'kay? =w=

xxx AkatSaku xxx