yes I know how to spell ELEGANT c:

WHERE ELSE TO FIND ME:

DeviantART, Y!Gallery, most anywhere: elegentmess

LiveJournal: iamelegentmess (because someone already took elegentmess... but it's an empty account... :c )

I like spoilers, procrastinating, animation in all its forms, reading and writing, manga, Mother Nature, music, my pet cockatiel, PASTAAAAAAA, the colour red, the number 27 and Spring.

I dislike sheeple (sheep-people), threesomes and the like, writing endings, my favourite characters always dying, clowns, liquorice, brussel sprouts, ads, tragedy, racism, sexism, homophobia, ageism, classism, men, women and people in general.

I write lemons as an expression of love between characters. I write smut to contribute to pairing fandoms and because I can't write anything else (I can hardly write smut actually). I write mostly for myself, but also for your entertainment. This means that it is YOUR choice to read what I have written. If you want to read something deep and meaningful, read something else. If you want to read something angsty, read something else. If you want to read smut because it makes you happy, then come right in c:

-EVAN is my student and email/MSN buddy XD

Favourite pairings (I like crack and canon, hetero, BL AND GL (but there's only one GL pairing here, try and find it) - the bolds don't mean anything, just thought it's easier to read

NARUTO

ALL TIME FAVOURITE-SasuNaruSasu

-NaruHina, SasuSaku, KibaHina, ShikaIno, ChouIno, SaiIno, SaiSaku, LeeTen, NejiTen, GaaMatsu, ItaTema, ShikaTema, SuiKari, LeeSaku, KakaObi, KonoMoe, FugaMiko, MinaKushi, (Shika(ku)Yoshi, JiraTsu, JuuKimi, ZabuHaku, KoteIzu, ItaDei), ShikaShiho (I can't remember the chapter number... but the blonde chick who has the hots for him and was helping crack Jiraiya's code), KakuHida D:

KINGDOM HEARTS

AkuRoku/AxelxRoxas, RikuSora, other pairings in Organization XIII e.g. MarluxiaxVexen... I'm quite undecided about a lot of them, SoraKairi, RoxasNamine and TerraxVen (considering TerraxAqua)

FINAL FANTASY

-ZackxCloud, CloudxTifa, ZackxAerith, SquallxRinoa, CidxVincent, RudexReno, SephirothxGenesis, AngealxGenesis, SephirothxVincent

JUNJOU ROMANTICA

(Romantica)-AkihikoXMisaki, (Egoist)-NowakiXHiroki, (Terrorist)-YouXShinobu, (Mistake)-IsakaXAsahina - they're all my favourite

DEATH NOTE

-LxLight, MattxMello, LxMisa or LightxMisa (very slightly)

BLEACH

-IchigoxUryuu, RenjixByakuya, ToshiMomo, IchigoxOrihime, IchigoxRukia, RenjixRukia, KisukexYoruichi, KenseixShuuhei, UryuuxOrihime, IkkakuxYumichika, IsshinxRyuuken, GinxIzuru, YourichixSoiFon, ShunsuixJuushiro, ShunsuixNanao

GETBACKERS

-BanxGinji, JuubeixKazuki

D.GRAY MAN

-LavixKanda, AllenxLenalee, CrossxAllen, TykixAllen, KomuixBak

HETALIA

(deep breath) FrancexCanada, GermanyxNorthItaly (and HRExChibitalia), SpainxSouthItaly, GreecexJapan, AmericaxUK, RussiaxLithuania, LithuaniaxPoland, SwedenxFinland, AustriaxHungary, AustriaxSwitzerland, SwitzerlandxLiechtenstein, PrussiaxAustria, PrussiaxHungary, RussiaxChina, TurkeyxEgypt, FrancexUK, AmericaxCanada, DenmarkxNorway, SealandxLatvia, FrancexSeychelles, CubaxCanada, RussiaxLatvia, RussiaxBelarus, RussiaxUkraine, KoreaxChina, HongKongxTaiwan, IcelandxSealand, UKxHongKong, ChinaxHongKong, CanadaxUkraine, AmericaxLithuania, PrussiaxPoland

OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB

-TamakixHaruhi, MorixHunny

KUROSHITSUJI

-SebastianxCiel, SebastianxGrell, WilliamxGrell, UndertakerxGrell

Pairings in the middle (sort of like)

-NaruSaku, SasuKarin, KakaIru, SuiSasu

-FrancexSpain, TurkeyxGreece, PrussiaxNorthItaly, UKxChina, LithuaniaxBelarus, TurkeyxHungary, TurkeyxFrance, EnglandxJapan, AmericaxJapan

Fav Voice Actors: JAPANESE: Sakurai Takahiro and Suzumura Kenichi, Kazuhiko Inoue, Toshiyuki Morikawa, Junichi Suwabe, Noriaki Sugiyama, Jun Fukuyama, Maaya Sakamoto, Mamoru Miyano ENGLISH: Quinton fucking awesome Flynn, Jim Cummings, Tim Curry. Kelsey Grammer

SMILING

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu.

When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin-

When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile, then I realised it's worth-

A single smile, just like mine, could travel round the earth.

So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected-

Let's start an epidemic quick and get the world infected!

Sympathy

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

In the spirit of Hetalia.

In Heaven

The lovers are Italian, the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, and the whole place is run by the Swiss.

In Hell

The lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, and the whole place is run by the Italian.

DISCLAIMER RELATING TO ALL STORIES: I do NOT own any characters used in my stories unless otherwise specified.

4th Oct update: ... I wish I could write, I really do... but it seems to escape me now D: I can start a story, 'plot' in mind but then about ... 2/8 of the way through, I can't do anymore and if I leave it and come back, I end up erasing it all and starting again. HOWEVER: I haven't STOPPED writing. I have a heap of ideas for SasuNaru... but I'm really hoping to get a few Hetalia fics down. If you don't like Hetalia, that's fine but if you haven't read/seen it, I encourage you to do so. It really lifts my spirits on a bad day and I'd totally fuck Francis (France) if I could D: srsly, he's one sexy perv.