"Well this sucks." - Madagascar penguins upon arriving in Antarctica.

"This whole area used to be so dark until that building was burnt down..."
"Yeah, but I'll bet it was even brighter when the building was actually on fire." - an "intelligent" conversation at my school.

"Cursive writing is not what I think it is." - Bart Simpson

"You're not making any sense at all." - Jack Sparrow

"Hiccups are when you have airbubbles in your lungs..." - Another "intelligent" conversation at my school.

Note about my stories:
- Not Without My Princess is not being abandoned, it is now on hiatus. It's just coming along slowly is all. Don't give up on me yet, I just wanto to get You Never Know finished first!
- You Never Know is speedily being updated because I just had a brainwave about what is going to happen and want to get it down as quickly as possible. It should be finished within the next few chapters (slash that, make that within three chapters!).

A classic example of my life:
Okay, so one day in English I had to write a short story, and I entered it in a local story writing competition for kicks. The following week I got my result back from my teacher and she had only given my story a B, which was way below the class average. I wasn't even on bad terms with her!
Then, a week later, I received a phone call saying that I was a finalist in the story competition. I was stoked. It turns out that I came second, won a cash prize, and had the story informally published. I let my teacher know.
So, the moral here is not to listen to your teachers... And I like to tell crazy stories...

Music: Anything by Pete Murray, Savage Garden, Maroon5, Eskimo Joe, or Keane.
Books: Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse (Jasper and Alice own all! And I very much disliked Breaking Dawn) by Stephenie Meyer; my new favourite is In the Shadow of the Ark by Anne Provoost; and I also love anything by Charles Dickens.
Movies: Now this list could go on for a while... I'm a bit of a film nut :D

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"This is either madness or brilliance."
"It's remarkable how often those two coincide" - Will Turner to Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"Insomniacs don't breathe when they sleep..." - an anonymous idiot in my class.

"If you are perfect in every way, then there is something wrong with you..." - Unknown

"I always lie." - Me