18.09.09: After a millenia long hiatus, i'm back, and i've been ardently reading to improve my writing skills!Dark Wizard is undertaking a huge rewrite at the moment, and i'm taking it slower and more realistic, and it should be a lot deeper as well. I also have a new Star Wars story in the works, called "Incumbent Darkness" which is based off the newest trailer for Star Wars: The Old Republic, featuring a massive attack on the Jedi Temple. It features a whole new Sith Dynasty, seeking to take back control of the occupied galaxy, which means removing anything in their way, even the undercover Darth Sidious. I've basically taken the trailer, fleshed it out, and chucked it into the centre of the Clone Wars, so it can include Anakin, which makes it much more fun!

Another thing i'm working on is another X-over called "The Shroud of the Dark Side", which features a Sith Harry, who has trained in the Star Wars universe ever since the death of his parents. Having a rudimentary knowledge of his magical power, he is sent back to Earth, to begin Hogwarts from his third year, and achieve his primary goal, to do what all Sith strive, control the universe, and Harry Potter wants a world at his feet...

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Funny Quote from Friends Season Nine:

Monica: What was this sentence originally?

Joey: They are warm, nice people with big hearts.

Chandler: And that became: "They are humid, prepossessing homo-sapiens with full sized aortic pumps?"

Favourite Quotes:

Bryce: Me bum's gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
Lara Croft: Really? That's fascinating.

- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Lara Croft: We have 83 rooms. Why can't you live in the house?
Bryce: Well, I'm a free spirit, me.

- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Bryce: "My ignorance amuses me..." My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing. Mr. Powell however, is not ignorant.
Bryce: No?
Lara Croft: No. He's a liar.

- Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

Did you honestly believe I could be defeated by someone younger? I AM ARLENE PHILLIPS!

- Hugh Dennis

Current Stories:

Harry Potter: Lord Azkaban (Coming Very Soon!)

Harry Potter and the Chosen Pair: Harry Potter had been put in Azkaban for betrayal. 8 years later he gets a message from fate who takes him to a land far far away. But he is not there to play. There is another prophecy to be fulfilled. The prophecy of the Chosen Pair. SW Crossover. IN PROGRESS. Promo Pic

Coming Soon:

Fight Fire With Fire: The worst has happened. Voldemort’s frivolous activities have revealed the Wizarding World to the Muggles, bringing horrific consequences as a new faction of magic users called Muggle Supremacists supply the muggles with fuel to their devastating fire.

Harry Potter: Lord Azkaban (Revised): Harry is plunged into the magical world face-first as a particularly vicious attack from his uncle breaks the magical block he has sported since infancy. With a better education, Harry is on his way to the ancient title of Lord Azkaban. HP/OC.

Harry Potter and the Master of Shades: After his disastrous fourth year, and with Voldemort on the rise, Harry is immediately summoned by a microscopic portkey in his bloodstream, taking him to Gringotts, where he learns the full extent of his inheritance as master of the Shades.

Salvation: A year of desperate warfare brings a desperate decision at the beginning of Harry’s “seventh year”. Two extremely powerful gauntlets have been built to enhance, multiply, and handle Harry’s power. But will this lead to salvation, or insanity? B6 Non-com.

Unlimited Power: Harry’s sixteenth birthday brings a massive influx of power that becomes too difficult to control. Anticipating this, Hermione, Professors McGonagall and Dumbledore, reveal a plan that had been in the making ever since Harry had arrived at Hogwarts…

HONKS Series:

This series follows the slightly cliched but enduring plotline of a young Nymphadora Tonks saving Harry from the Dursley's abuse. They form an inseparable bond and make their way through Hogwarts by storm!

Harry Potter and the Stone of Immortals: An abused Harry runs away from the Dursleys, but meets a young Metamorphamagus along the way. HONKS (or) Harry/Tonks. AU. Powerful!Harry Powerful!Tonks. Promo Pic.

Harry Potter and the Library of Slytherin: Harry and Tonks are back for their second year, and idiotic DADA teachers are the least of their problems. A disastrous plot is now revolving around Ginny Weasley, and Harry must team up with his least favourite person to save Hogwarts.

Harry Potter and the Dementor's Heir: Sirius Black escapes from the secure fortress of Azkaban, and Harry uncovers incredible new heritage to help find the traitor and bring him to justice. But Black's true agenda is revealed when the Marauder does something incredibly stupid. Sequel to LOS.

Harry Potter and the Triwizard Tournament: Lines are drawn when the Triwizard Torunament is brought back with Hogwarts as its host. Harry is, as usual, dragged into the situation, not knowing that it is the smokescreen for the return of a shadow that will encompass the world. Sequel to DH.

Harry Potter and the Wrath of Power: Lord Voldemort has returned, but certain stubborn refuse to believe it. Harry is flung into his hardest experience yet as the Ministry decide to play their hand in Hogwarts, sending in the ruthless Delores Umbridge to subjugate the great school. Sequel to TT.

Harry Potter and the Turning of Time: Time is fluctuating badly due to the Department of Mysteries incident, and Voldemort is appearing in all shapes and sizes, now the endgame has begun as Harry unleashed forgotten power to get the world back under control. Sequel to WoP.

Harry Potter and the Final Hour: The final hour is here as dark forces ravage the scorched land of their ancestors in a blazing final standoff as Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks wield impossible power to finally cast Voldemort from existence for good, but what will it cost them? Sequel to ToT.