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Author has written 11 stories for Psych. Hey guys! I’m Colonel Mustard 8, but you can call me Colonel Mustard. Or CM. Or whatever you want, really. I’m not too picky. I’m a fifteen-year-old guy, I’m in the tenth grade, and I live in Maryland. Not the most exciting state to live in, but we’ve got Michael Phelps. So now that the intro stuff is over… I like writing. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be on this site. I’ve only ever written Psych fics on this site, but I’m not opposed to trying new things. My favorite things to write are humor and drama (especially crime-drama). I occasionally dabble in poorly written angst, but it never turns out well. I’m one of the worst angst writers on this site, so I try to avoid it whenever possible. I love to read reviews! They make my heart feel all fuzzy inside! Knowing that other people are out there reading what I’m writing makes me happy. I’ve tried in the past to reply to every review I received, but I’ve been extremely neglectful in that department recently…but I’m vowing to do better. Obviously I love glowing reviews, but con-crit is great too. Not a fan of flames, but feel free to flame me if you think I deserve it. Well now you know me, so it’s time for me to get to know you! Contact me with a PM any time! ~C.M. Update Land I've got good news and bad news for fans of my Shules cheer-leading saga, "Ready? Okay!". The bad news is I'm taking the story down. The good news is I'll be putting up a new and improved version very soon! The reason I'm doing this is a simple one. I'm, in my opinion, a much better writer now. I cringe when I look back on my old fics, and find myself wondering what I'd do differently if I were to rewrite it today. So I figured, why not rewrite it today? It'll still be the same premise as the first story, but the main difference will (hopefully) be the quality of the writing. I'll keep up the old version until about a week before I'm ready to post the first chapter of the new version. I'm sorry for anyone that's disappointed by this news, but I promise the new version will be just as good! Actually, better! So keep me on your alert list and expect the new and improved "Ready? Okay!" to be up soon! Love, | |||||||||
1. Ready? Okay! » reviewsJuliet gets invited to her Cheer Camp’s fifteen year reunion, and she decides to bring Shawn along as her 'husband'. Can he help her find out why her friends keep disappearing? Inspired by a plot bunny of Nyxelestia’s. SEE UPDATE INSIDE!Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 11-3-072. Best in Show reviewsShawn, Gus, and their new pall Natasha the poodle go to a famous dog show to investigate the disappearance of a prize-winning show dog. With the dogs disappearing fast, will Shawn find the dog-napper? Or will Natasha be next?Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-083. I Need Better Health Insurance reviewsA response to windscryer's 100 Themes Challenge. 100 humorous pre-season oneshots about the friendship between Shawn and Gus. Might contain some drama, maybe even poorly written angst, but mostly humor.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-084. Who's Shawn? » reviewsShawn is in an accident… again. But this time the side effects are a little more significant. No, this is not a story where Shawn becomes a real psychic. Rated for safety.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 10-15-075. The Accident » reviewsIn response to a challenge by Nyxelestia. Juliet gets in an accident that will change her life forever. She goes to the only person she can think of to help her...Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 9-25-076. Spirits reviewsShawn has a Halloween party, and after all the guests leave, he starts to do what he does best: pretend to talk to spirits. But is he really pretending? And, wait a minute... where'd Gus go? Lassie's POV, rated for safety.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-10-077. The Perfect Storm » reviewsWhat happens when Shawn and Juliet get stuck in a library during a storm? And are they really alone? Rated for safety.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 9-23-078. May I Take Your Order? reviewsGus thinks about how he hasn't heard from Shawn in a while. Where did he go? Gus finds out while buying some fast food.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-18-07 - Complete9. My Brother reviewsGus gets a call in the middle of the night from the police station. They need him to come down right away, and not for a case. ShawnGus friendship.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete10. Revealed » reviewsShawn has to submit to a lie detector test... and it doesn't go well. Rating changed to T for safety.Psych - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-21-07 - Complete11. Discovered » reviewsSomething I wrote a while ago and just decided to post. Juliet listens in on a conversation between Shawn and Gus and finds out some things. No OCs.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete
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