| XxRavenUchiha666xX |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Hate my name so you guys can call me Raven. i'm currently 15. 16 on the 21st of october! celebrate woot: p i wanna start driving... GET OFF THE ROADS, SHE'S COMING!! X3 i've always loved doujinshi work, my own and others (even some (SOME) yaoi / shonen ai/ guyXguy whatever you like to call it. sometimes its cute...sometimes its disturbing...) love the uchiha clan. love writing about and drawing the uchiha bros. my little emo twins! X3 i wrote a bit of one before i knew about this site. my friend has it on her profile. i wanted to make it a horror, but she made it into a sorta romance! it was starting to get good as well! if you care enough to have a read, feel free to waste your time! XD its called 'the cursemark explodes' by MusicLuva. it's a sasuXsaku( now... (glares at MusicLuva)). movng swiftly on... i like anything random which is why my story, cousins, has such a crap name, (i was gonna call it 'Itoko' which means cousins in japanese but i forgot to when i posteded it...) but if you keep reading as the chapters are released, you'll see how it fits. not so good at writing summaries, as you can see. just thought that sort of summary would attract attention! More About Me (XD): I fear little because I really have nothing to lose. I’ll welcome death when my time comes. I hate this corrupted world, mainly because our way of life sucks, we think were above any other species which sucks, all governments suck, school curriculum sucks, the council sucks, most other people's methods suck and everything else... totally sucks... nobody listens to my methods (which are often better...) which also sucks!! people are not helping eachother anymore and when those good people try, they are made fun of and pushed in the deep end with that person who was down there in the first place. just that sometimes, that person who's with you in the deep end seems to be the only one who truly appreciates you and your efforts. so I await the only thing that has a chance to save me. opportunities don't appear as often as one may like, so hear me and listen when i say to you use every opportunity you get and gain benefit for yourself or others and make every one of them count. i'm extremey sarcastic but i try not to be. i seriously don't mean it (most of the time)! love naruto!! uchiha bros fight 'til the end!! tobi is madara uchiha and he's twisted in the head!! he HAS to be evil! HE DiD iT! sorry 'bout the spazzin' out... tobi's evil... -.- Interests: Anime & Manga (yay!), video games, creating films/ AMVs, thinking up video game or anime/manga story plots, or just chillin’ and having a good time with some friends, I am attempting (and failing miserably!) to learn Japanese. can't write. i can speak it though! slightly... a bit... not much... leave me alone, i fail plz! . Television: just Anime really. (naruto/shippuden) Movies: not really into movies so much, movies are only good for a few days after I watch them then i get bored of them Music: metal, techno, rock, emo, R&B, punk and the rest, but I like listening to Japanese music. i love the naruto soundtrack(s)! Ways to get me ranting (be warned) Insult the wolf. (stay away from my furry canine friends!) Insult the environment or animals or assume you are human and above mere creatures (Say it and you die a painful death and i'll curse you to Oblivion for eternity so you burn in the fiery pits of hell ok? kthxbai...) Insult Japanese culture/anime/manga/manga-ka/naruto (I highly suggest avoiding this) insult mythology/legends/mutations/cool weird creatures with combined animal bodies : D (dont care about if its fake or not i still like it!! RESPECT DIFFERENCES!) Insult Naruto and/or Kishimoto Masashi-sama (I KILL’A you for betraying Kishimoto‼!) Insult Sasuke/Itachi (do not insult MY emo twins!!) Insult the Uchiha clan in general (I WILL verbally assault you for your treason to the best clan concept in Naruto and probably the world mwahaha!‼!) Insult Pein. (how twisted IS this guy?! He rules‼) Mention 4kids. Mention VizMedia. mention any sucky TV promoters. Make fun of Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp. :P Tell me you're an Uchiha fan with plans of committing sabotage and/or homicide. (Don't do it. you mock itachi if you do...) Suggest that women can't do anything men can. (I'll prove you wrong. I know karate rock lee style!) Uhhhhhhhhhh...Oh, yeah! Be an enviromental terrorist. (You'd be dead. Seriously.) time for randomness: I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you. (this could be a metaphor, but see the funny side of it too, k :) ) When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you, saying "Damn, we fd up." A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again. A good friend will keep your secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time. I'm awesome. Agree or die. You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name. COME SPARKLES, WE SHALL DESTROY CANADA! (no offense to canadians, its just random...) Sparkles is a squirrel, and I have issues. if you can't remember who you were, does that mean you don't know who you are? You look at me with fear in your eyes, but it will do you no good, for I will have your blood... Love is a feeling; a desire. Not a rulebook One Never Learns how the witch became wicked, or whether it was the right choice for her Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. Inside an endless conflict The man has begun to understand The reason he fights When our anger is reflected in a mirror, we see red eyes. When our sadness is added, we see tears. When we add envy, we see fangs, but when revenge is added, we see blood. Together, those ingredients make a demon or serial killer. "You are weak. Why are you weak? ...Train more!" (itachi) R.I.P Gaara if words could build a staircase and memories a lane, I would walk right up to heaven and bring you back again Little broken heart. When darkness falls over the land, mortal keep your eyes open, then you will never know what lies truly hidden in the Shadows... To the world, you may be one person but to the person you may be the world Join the Army. Visit exotic lands, meet strange people...then kill them When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty She is not evil, although She is dark. By bringing death, She creates new life Power does not define who we are, how we wield it does They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I steal no hearts... Brains are more valuable on the black market Everywhere’s a walking distance if you have the time... An artist is always alone, if he is an artist. No, what the artist needs is loneliness Art is a bang! I swear to drunk I'm not god! (switch 'drunk' and 'god' for those dumb peope) If someone calls you a bitch say:"bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment." You will trust me, but I will betray you The best friendship is the one you’re willing to die for copy to your profile things :p If you have attempted a jutsu by performing hand seals or using scrolls, copy and paste to ur profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!! If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..) you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe that the opening song to the fifth season of Naruto simply screams SASUNARU, copy and paste this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?) If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101 , itachi-sama15, Firebird41, XxRavenUchiha666xX 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are not gay/lesbian and you still think that homophobia is something that closed-minded pathetic idiots who are afriad of anything different from them have, then spread the word! If you're one of those jerks who are like that, get the FUCK outta my profile, dammit! If you're a complete spaz, copy and paste this into your profile. If you end up typing this becasue you CAN'T copy and paste it into your profile, then good for you. -.-" If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit! If you're sick of people getting mad at you because you have a different religion or think differently to other people, put this into your profile. If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile! FROOGLES! If you're random and enjoy it, put this into your profile. I'm a complete physcotic weirdo! I am very strange! I am odd! If you don't fit the description of the non-existant word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you ever once saw somethign you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like somethign from that anime I watched the otehr day!" then put this in your bio. If you've ever had a 'sweatdrop' moment, then put this in your profile! -.-' Put this in my profile? Why should I, when the poitn is to prove that you enjoy being unique more than 'cool'? What sense does that make? None at all. So do it anyway! XD If you've ever wanted to murder someone because they don't believe in global warming, then add this to your bio. (It's real, idiot skeptics, the proof is everywhere!) If you've ever looked at someone you've known for a long time, like a sibling, and didn't recognize them for a second, then put this in your profile. (Eh heh heh...) If you wish you weren't living in this era, put this in your proflie. If you've ever woken up to find out that your life is nuts, put this inyour profile. If you're sick of people mistaking goth for emo, add thsi to your profile!! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26, Sasusakufan2357, Coscat, Kontraband, Erendhyl, XxRavenUchiha666xX If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?) If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. Earth is like a frog - when it jumps in to boiling water it gets out by himself knowing it isn't safe. But when it jumps in to cold water and us humans start boiling it, he stays there. We have to protect our world from Global Warming. If you're one of those who cares about our planets safety, write your penname and copy this onto your profile: Kwasy Girls at work, Amaterasu Haruno, Kakashi and BB's Worst Nightmare Hikaru no Yuki-Chan, NorthernLights25, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx, Erendhyl, XxRavenUchiha666xX If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. (My life is deciding how it shall end. and thinking of DIFFERENT ways it could end if i dont like the end XP) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile Ummmmmm...if you've run out of ideas for copy-and-pasters, put this into your profile. XD copied these from Erendhyl's profile 'cause i liked them How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E but and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (And this is totally true. It is how I get by so easily in school.) You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when... 1. You make a leaf village forehead protector. 2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. 3. Every time you put your glasses on, you whisper, 'Sharingan!'. 4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look. 5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th Hokage' 6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. 7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. 8. You name your dog Akamaru. 9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. 10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. 11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. A piece of literature about saying 'Goodbye'... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mommy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mommy I wanted to live But Mommy I must go now The time is getting late Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you Mommy I always have I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye" Now you have two choices: 1). Re-post and show you care 2). Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart favorite bands: Sum 41, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Him, Korn, Cradle of Filth, Tatu, Three Days Grace, Less Than Jake, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Madina Lake, New Found Glory, Skillet, Taking Back Sunday, Good Charlotte, and so soo many more favorite characters: naruto: itachi uchiha, sasuke uchiha, madara uchiha, uchiha clan in general XD, shikamaru nara, sai, naruto uzumaki, gaara, deidara, tobi(is madara¬¬), neji hyuuga, final fantisy: cloud strife, vincent valentine, sephiroth, kingdom hearts: axel, sora, roxas, xemnas, namine favourite video games: final fantisy VII, kingdom hearts II, naruto ultimate ninja (1,2 & 3), naruto uzumaki chronicles, ratchet and clank, shadow the hedgehog, tekken 5, mortal combat, burnout revenge and i can't think of any others right now but i'll sort that out later... favourite naruto couples: sasukeXsakura, narutoXhinata, shikamaruXtemari, peinXkonan, ItachiXJaeya(my OC!) favourite naruto crack couples: itachiXdeidara, itachiXkisame, sasoriXdeidara, itachiXsakura, shinoXhinata, tobiXdeidara (they are cute, ok! even if they will never happen, oh well...) http://xxravenuchihaxx.deviantart.com/ -my DA profile. plz paste into browser x3 i have no clue what else to put here... oh well, ill do it later... 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1. Nagekashii Uta reviewsThe manga you WERE’NT told of...Behind the scenes, just what happened in the life of Itachi Uchiha? Rated for foul language, mild drug references,possible violence and child abuse.Possible hints at yaoi in later chapters ill see what i feel like later :DNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-08 - Itachi U.2. a holiday to remember reviewsAkatsuki.Loved by none.Feared by all.They destroyed many innocent lives.Made up purely of missing nins,traitors and the outcasts that no one wanted...And they didnt care...they regret nothing. But today was their day off! ONESHOT! rated T for languageNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete3. the last judgement reviewsItachi attempts to escape Akatsuki after thinking about his ancestor, Madara, and flees to Suna where the Kazekage fights a losing battle against his old 'friend' Shukaku. better than it sounds... *sucks at summarys* Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-08 - Itachi U. & Gaara4. Cousins » reviewsItachi has kids!who knew?Sasuke returns...What will happen when Sasukes family gets mixed up with Itachi's?Chaos...when itachi's son runs off,sasuke's son confronts him.Itachi and Sasuke are forced to team up.What will happen?And whats 'the truth',Itachi?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 8-17-07 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U.