Just to be clear the Avatar isn't mine. omg I have discovered my love for owls!!

Let us SEEEE... mmmmmmm... Well okay. I live in Washington and no not D.C. but state. grr every time I say Washington people are all like "D.C.?" "NO YOU TWIT! if i lived in d.c. I would say D!C!"

It appears I like exclamation marks. whatever.

Call me Mander! nickname, my british teacher couldn't say my name and it got stuck. (not really I loved her to pieces)

HEY! OVER HERE! If you hate smoking please visit this site!

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I love sports! I like hiking I like video games and I like activities just in general. I torn my acl, for those of you who have no idea what I am talking about your acl is in your knee, and now I can't be as active as I want to be. If I run around to much then my knee starts to ache like really bad and I have to sit down.

Favorite movies include Kung Fu Hustle, Transformers, and Batman (both of them).

Favorite artist include Katy Perry (a few songs), Lady Gaga (again a few) and the Offspring (most of them). I like all music... not rap though.

Favorite books and authors include Terry Goodkind, Ann Bishop, Robin McKinley. They write scifi/fantisy stuff. Never have to deal with the real world.

Don't expect the stories to fly out one after another... or on a regular basis. Two might come out one after another or than there will be a dry spell for months. I have school and work to do and that takes a crap load of time!

I have some serious questions okay!

1) So you know when there is a really old character and he takes in a younger one and then the younger one get older and they fall in love or whatever. Is that okay? I mean he is old enough to be, like, their great-great somthing. Isn't that you know, pedophilia?

2) Why is it that in all the anime when the hero losses his/her sword it always sticks blade down?

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

I do not know this Courtney person but I love her quote. Some of these quotes are not mine but from others at the end I will cite them.

"My shoulder-angel shot my shoulder-devil when they were arguing. I've listened to my shoulder-angel ever since..."-Courtney

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

You have one advantage over me... you can kiss my ass and I can't.

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -Buddha

No one is a virgin, Life screwed us all!

There are three types of people you don't want pissed off, Custom Officials, Air Marshals, and Police Officers. Because they can say funny things like 'Cavity Search.'

All women are insane psycho-bitches. It's just that some only have access to thier bitch powers once a month while others have free rein of their power.

"I think, therefor, I am not you"

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton

I am the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. Once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slaming a revoling door.

Mirror don't talk, and you are lucky they can't laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts.

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all my aunts and grandmothers pinched and poked me telling me I was next. They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing at funerals.

Last night I was laying in my bed looking at the stars when I realized, where the hell was my ceiling.

Its not when animals attack it's when stupid people get bit.

Everyone's not entitled to be stupid... but you are abusing your privilage.

Client: "so my dog has a wound but I think I'll wait a little while before I bring him in. Receptionist: "Okay just be sure to keep the flies away from the open wound" Client: "When's the earlist I can come in?"

"The lamps are going out all over the land, and they will not be lit again in out lifetime." -Sir Edward Grey WW1

The best defense against the atomic bomb is to not be there when it goes off.

See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn, I wish I were a moron, My God! Perhaps I am!

It's like a hand granade, if it's close, it counts. -Mr. Runyan

Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand long after they have turned to dust -dragon heart

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.

The anti-depressent paxel causes suicide - Christopher Tidus

My friends are the type of people to try and drown a fish but I love them anyway.

This Girl is my best, best, best friend and I thought that I just had to show you how special she is. She makes me smile so much.

Her - "I've always wanted to go to a southern state like New Jersey or Texas."

Me - "..."

Her - "ooo damn one of them isn't a southern state. Which one?"

Me - "... Texas."

Her - "okay."

She said milk has protein, NO potassium!

"He knows he's going to die he should just commit sudoku."

Her - "The right left corner"

Me - "... what?"

Her - What is Ion-man?

Me - Ion-man? Do you mean Ironman?

Her - The problem with squirrels??

Me - Where did you see that?

Her - There.

Me - It says sequels.

Her - 45 min is a half an hour right?

LOL to those who read this because I don't read anyone elses (snicker) just kidding. Some of the stuff I found are posted on other profiles. If you like it please post it on yours.

Congragulations You Finished!

hi... um so you might be wondering right now why I am not writing and um well I am experiencing some writter's block I have some ideas of scenes popping up in my head for this story that have nothing to do with the time line I am on right now so to get over my block I might be writting some stuff you may or may not ever see... sorry.