Hello! I've been reading fanfics since I was 10 years old, a good 4 years ago. I know my writing isn't the best, but it's not complete trash (I'm hoping). I don't bother writing much, unless an idea gets well stuck in my head, so most likely I won't have 30 fics all lined up, like some of the others.

I do try to review as much as I can, because I've heard that they make authors happy.

I LOVE Dramione, but DH ruined that. Oh dear.

Oh!! There's a REALLY REALLY REALLY good fic called "Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Rat" but the complete version isn't on this site. The complete version is here: http://www.lasairandmaya.com/DMTABR01.html . Please read it! It's FUNNY!!

cyropi (on my Favorites) is probably the best writer in the world.

I have a lot of story plots that I don't really know what to do with, so maybe someone can write them and send it to me? Please?

Brownies are yummy.

Later!

P.S. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

P.P.S. I have no idea what this is gonna do, but I don't like it. So.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

P.P.P.S. And now I will put those idiotic little sentences that waste time and space but are (oddly enough) extremely amusing to read:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this; put it in your profile.30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are the 2 who hasn't, post this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate incest, copy this into your profile.

If you hate prejudice (including being homophobic), copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?" copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! 8D

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of fanfiction on ff.net is shit. Put this in your profile if your stories are part of that 98 percent and you really wish somebody had told you earlier.

(/)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination. He brings cookies and neon orange jackets!! SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever come up with one of these "copy and paste" thingamabobers, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this nonsense, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

Well, then... that was completely pointless! Moving on...

My ships:

Harry Potter:

Hr/Dr (cuz it's cool like that. No, really, it's because they could be so alike, and yet be the love-hate thing. I think it's cool)

Lily/James (Well, this was my first ship in FF. I hated the others because I didn't want to ruin the story... now I don't care. I like to read how James matured and got Lily, so I like that. And the storys with teen!Harry or baby!Harry are also very nice.)

Fred/anyone really, except persons in his family or outside of his generation (I love him. How dare J.K. murder him!! HOW DARE SHE!! grrrr)

George/again, anyone really... (I like him as well. Poor George, having to have a dead twin. GRRRR J.K.!!)

I don't like Hr/R or Hr/H because they are friends and I wish they would stay that way. And also, the way Ron and Hermione got together in DH is totally lame (in my humble opinion).

Well-written stories, however, can easily persuade me to go to a new ship.

Naruto:

Naruto/Hinata (I think they go well together... He's loud, she's quiet; he's obnoxious, she's shy; they are both very nice looking; He fights and gives her strength as well; she likes him; he'll do anything for her or his other friends and she'll do anything to help; she has the cool byakugan thing and he has two sets of chakras; they're both extremely good...you know)

Sakura/Lee (I used to like this one, but I really don't want any fics on it. I don't even know if I like it anymore...I just wanted Lee to get his first pick, since I like him so much... w/e...)

Sakura/Sasuke (For goodness sakes!! Would he just notice her already?? He's cool and all, but a bit too focused on revenge... What kind of guy turns both evil and ugly just to get revenge?? Sakura has actually found something more to study, though... I like her! And so then, I like this pairing a bit.)

Temari/Shikamaru (They both are cool. He's lazy, she has tons of energy, they're both smart and good-looking. End of story.) (Well, Ino is okay too...)

Naruto/Sasuke (This is actually a new favorite. I recently read many good stories for this ship, so I like it.)

erm... baii?