I HAVEN'T DISSAPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE!! i am BACK, and about to ruin your life!! insert evil laugh

IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, I WAS LILACPRINCESSMAY, THEN I WAS MOONLITE GOTH AND NOW I AN TOOAWESOMETOREQUIREANAME. ENJOY MY PROFILE.

Name: May

Age: you have no right to know

Favourite colour: purple

Favourite animal: Llama

Favourite song: Golden - Switchfoot

Favourite TV shows: Teen titans, Avatar: the last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Naruto and LOTS more.

Favourite Teen titans episode: Date with destiny!!

Favourite Danny Phantom Episode: i honestly don't have one.

I BELIEVE IN GOD! I'M CATHOLIC AND PROUD! IF YOU TOO BELIEVE IN GOD, POST IT ON YOUR PROFILE/BIO SO PEOPLE KNOW! Faith is not something you should hide.

Other music I like: Evanescence, HIM, Within Temptation, Superchick, Nightwish (new stuff only, i don't really like tarja's voice), Avril Lavigne (old stuff), the Goo Goo Dolls, Seether, Nickelback, paramore

Couples i support

Teen titans

Robin and Starfire - i love this pairing, that's all i can say. (i did a happy dance at the end of the movie)

Raven and Aqualad (yes!! i actually support this! bite me.)I think that the maturity of both characters draws them together, and that Ravens open display of 'crushness' shows her feelings.

Kid Flash and Jinx - dude, do i really have to explain? they're really cute together, and i think they just balance eachother out. Kid Flash helps Jinx to see the good in herself, and Jinx...well, she...ummm...beats him up?

Cyborg and Bumblebee - once again do i really have to explain?

Hot Spot and Argent: okay, i have to thank Tari Silmarwen for this one. she wrote a set of oneshots and i liked them, but didn't quite know where she was coming from with the pairing, so I went to her profile to see if she had reasoning...and i read it, and fell in love with the pairing. So now i ship it!

Avatar

Katara and Zuko - yin yang peoples! the whole show revolves around all that stuff! besides, they sort of just fit

Toph and Aang - THE CUTENESS

Sokka and Suki - hello? perfect match, THEY KISS. TWICE

Danny Phantom

Danny and Sam: I really like this pairing, they're so cute! also, GOTHS RULE!

Tucker and Valerie: I'm not too picky about this, I like Tucker & Jazz too, so, yeah, whatever

My stories

The Gloss of lips- Complete, my first one shot.

When we wound up in school- on hold, possibly will update soon

Hey Juliet- Complete

Christmas Down Under- on hold until next Christmas

YOU GAVE US A TALK SHOW?- Complete

The ultimate Titan Clonage- This one I'm not sure about. It doesn't really have a story line, and I got kind of bored of it, possibly discontinued but I;m not sure. If lots of people told me to keep going...maybe I would...

After the Rain Falls - Poem. Complete.

Titan School Musical (oh god) - In-Progress

Upcoming Stories

Nothing definite at the moment, I'm playing around with a couple of ideas...

I'm really random, a lot! I'm also really crazy

Proof of my craziness

At My Birthday Party:

(while watching a movie)

Me: hey watch this (grabs a giant cushion, places it in the hallway, runs a long way behind it, runs up to it, aiming to slide down the hall on the cushion but misses the cushion and ends up doing a very painful slide on the hard floor)

Me:ow ow oh the pain the hurt ... LLAMA!!

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them, Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp, Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero!' Crazy is when you yell "Take off your socks!" to some random person out the car window, crazy is when you stare at a random person until they ask what your doing, at which point you laugh, well, crazily... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Songs

I have a great love for music, singing, playing instruments & dancing, even if I'm not very good at it. Below are the lyrics to some of my favourite songs in two categories - Funny songs, and Pretty Songs. If you have any suggestions for songs for songs to go here, I'd love to hear them, so feel free to PM me with suggestions. Please note I may not put the song up, especially if it's racist, sexist, contains swearing, or themes/implications that are adult. THIS IS A 'G' RATED PROFILE

Funny Songs - the songs that make you ROTFLYAO (Roll on The Floor Laughing Your @ Off)

Do you Like waffles? - Parry Gripp

Do you like waffles
yeah we like waffles
do you like pancakes
yeah we like pancakes
do you like french toast
yeah we like french toast
do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful
waffles (x3)
do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful
Do you like waffles
yeah we like waffles
do you like pancakes
yeah we like pancakes
do you like french toast
yeah we like french toast
do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful

His Cheeseburger - veggietales silly songs with larry

He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger.
And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him "I can't get you either"
He said "Isn't this burger bell?"
She said "Yes it is but we're closed now."
"But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said "I am extremely hungry,
But I guess I can wait until then!"

Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.

Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!

You are his cheeseburger

Beautiful Songs - songs that are really pretty (in my opinion anyway)

Teardrops on my Guitar - Taylor Swift

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

Chorus:

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause

Repeat Chorus

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see

Golden - Swichfoot

She's alone tonight,
With a bitter cup and,
She's undone tonight,
She's all used up,

She's been staring down the demons,
Who've been screaming she's just another so and so,
Another so and so

You are golden,
You are golden, Child

You are golden,
(Don't let go,)
(Don't let go tonight)

There's a fear that burns,
Like trash inside
And you're ashamed of the curse,
That burns your eyes

You've been hiding in your bedroom,
Hoping this isn't not how the story has to go
It's not the way it goes, It's your book now,
You're,

Golden,
You are golden, Child

You are golden,
(Don't let go,)
(Don't let go tonight)

You're a lonely soul,
Inlet of broken hearts
You're far from home,
It's a perfect place to start

(Yeah!)
(Burn,)
(Burn, Burn!)

So this final verse,
Is a contradiction
And the more we learn,
The less we know

We've been talkin' about a feeling,
We both know inside but couldn't find the words
I couldn't write this verse,
I've seldom been so sure,
About anything before

Golden,
You are Golden, Child

You are Golden,
(Don't let go,)
(Don't let go tonight)

This world is a dead man down (Golden, you are,)
Every breath is a singing crown away, (Golden, Child, you are,)
Like some debilitated king, (Golden, don't let go,)
Don't let go tonight

Earth Spins and your mind goes round' (Golden, you are,)
Green comes on the frozen ground, (Golden, Child, you are,)
And everything will be made new again, (Golden,)
Like freedom and spring, (Golden, Golden,)
Hey, like freedom and spring, (Golden, you are, hey,)
Like freedom and spring (Golden, Child, you are,)
(Gold...)

Broken - Seether feat. Amy Lee

I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

You've gone away, you don't feel me, anymore

The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

x2
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

You've gone away
You don't feel me here anymore

All lyrics (except 'do you like waffles?') from www.lyricsmania.com

Weird quotes and other things (some made up by me, some actually happened, some are tv/book/movie quotes)

'a good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying: WE screwed up, but WE had fun!!'

'it's the pie people!! they come to take my waffles!!' 'wait, if they're PIE people, why do they want your WAFFLES??' 'they're converting to waffleisim' me and ?? someone i can't remember

More quotes (none of them mine)

'Late night TV is educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier.'

'Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?'

'You should never count your chickens before they're hatched - but it's a lot easier.'

'A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.'

' Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.'

' There's one thing to be said for inviting trouble: it usually accepts.'

' Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.'

' When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.'

' Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.'

Stuff about me that I haven't already mentioned (the more deep and meaningful stuff)

Things that severely bug me!

- People that ship stuff for no reason. Okay, well I find these people really annoying. I mean if you ship a cannon pairing (Rob/Star, Kataang/Zutara, Danny/Sam) then it's okay, but if you ship a not so cannon pairing (Aqua/Rae, Hot Spot/Argent) then it's important to explain your reasoning, otherwise people can't really take you all that seriously. Like I ship Aqua/Rae, because I think that Aqualad is mature enough to keep Raven happy, without being boring, and that Ravens open display of 'crushness' (so rare) shows genuine feelings, but my best friend ships BB/Rae, so unless I want to lose every shipping war we ever have, I need something to support my arguement. It's the same on fanfiction. It's fine not to explain your 'different' pairings, but people may not take them seriously.

-People who flame. I think this is really really horrible. Honestly, i don't see the entertainment in putting other people down. If you don't like a story, don't revew, so be helpful and give CONSTRUCTIVE criticism.

Stuff I Like

-Constructive Criticism I love constructive criticism. Recently, I've been trying to dish some out. If I do give you some, please don't be offended of upset. I really do mean well and I just want to help you. Also, please feel free to give me constructive criticism

Copy and Paste stuff

If you've ever pushed on a door that says pull, copy this into your profile."
"If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile."
"If you've ever been so obsessed with something so much that now everybody are scared by its affects, copy this into your profile."
"If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile"
"If you brag about how many times you run into things, you have issues. So, juts copy this and paste it in your profile cause we all have issues."
"If you are obsessed with Starfire/Robin copy this in your profile"
"If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn cereal put this in your profile!"

'If you're weird, random and a little hyper...and you're PROUD OF IT! Copy and paste this into your profile.

'If you're one of those chicks who doesn't care if they're called freak, copy and paste this into your profile, NOW!'

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in TT: T in T happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile. (dude, i did a happy dance too)

If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

Copy this into your profile if you think those kids should just give the rabbit his damn Trix.

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(o.o) (_)(_)

Copy this bunny into your profile to achieve Cartoon Network domination. If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with RobxStar couple copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

yeah, i did...did you??

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

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The phaomneal pwoer of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltters in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on!

"Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile"

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.

If you truly believe that you are part of the Edward Cullen fanclup, repost this

I went and saw Prince Caspian on the weekend!! If you've seen Prince Caspian, and you LOVED IT, copy this into your profile/bio/blog

I got this off of another person's profile:

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!