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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Twilight, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Fable. Clicky Here-- XD A little info about me: Name: Mary Age: Between 1 and a 100. Appearance: Blonde hair, hazel eyes. Yes, pretty vague description. That's the point. Location: Right here. Favorite Books: HARRY POTTER. Disliked Books: ...Twilight! Favorite Shows: TRUE BLOOD. That 70's Show. Sex & The City. South Park. Family Guy. Robot Chicken. American Dad. SUPERNATURAL. Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Hangover. THE LION KING. Spider-Man 2. Ironman. Tropic Thunder. All of Harry Potter. White Chicks xD. Lord of the Rings. Favorite Pairings: Naruto: Sasuke x Naruto Kisame x Itachi Kakashi x Iruka Super Smash Brothers: Marth x Roy Legend of Zelda: Link x Dark Link xD Harry Potter: Harry x Draco Remus x Sirius Ron x Hermione Lord of the Rings: Aragorn x Legolas That's about it! Copy & Paste's: -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. -Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile -Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Hyper Angel Mary -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile -If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile. -If you think the children should stop chasing Lucky and let him be, copy this into your profile. Favorite Characters: (Naruto) -Naruto -Sasuke -Sand Sibs -Iruka -Kakashi -Tsunade -Jiraiya -Itachi -Kisame -All of Akatsuki xD (Pirates of the Caribbean) -Jack Sparrow -Jack the Monkey (Harry Potter) -Draco Malfoy -Harry Potter -Sirius Black -Remus Lupin -Lucius Malfoy xD -James Potter -Lily Evans (Legend of Zelda) -Ganondorf -DARK LINK -Link, duuuur (Lord of the Rings) -Aragorn/Estel -Legolas -Gimli -Merry -Pippin -Gandalf RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME: I get good grades, but I don't study. -I'm the third tallest person in my class. -I'm taller then my mom, my sister, and my other sister. D: -I have full out conversations with my dog. -I read MLIA because I find humor that isn't derived from other people's expense to also be funny. -I find humor derived from other people's expense to be funny. -I hate when I'm blamed for something I didn't do (then again, isn't everyone?). -I am a Jakeward fanatic... though NO ONE except you guys know that. -I'm not ashamed. I am simply misunderstood. -My birthday is February 5th. I bake sugar cookies and make smiley faces out of icing on them. ;p -As I write this, I can hear Dancing With The Stars and Cartoon Network (lmao). -I love South park. -I'm happy with the way I am, the way I act, and the way I live. -I dislike homophobes. -I dislike emos. Unless I understand your situation, then I just can't tolerate your darkness. -Sometimes I like to think my History teacher, that resembles Dumbledore, is actually Dumbledore and he speaks about his past battles with Grindelwald. I guess that means I think he's gay, but he's very straight. -No one I know understands my love for homosexuals, because I'm straight and I come from a homophobic family. -My friend turned out to be a loser who says one thing and means the other; she supported her gay friend, then went behind his back and bashed his sexual preferences. -I am very bored. Hence this random fact sheet. -I get a C+ in Spanish. -My dog's name is Harley (Harleykins, Harles) -I usually turn any situation into one that reminds me of something Harry Potter related. -No one I know read all 7 Harry Potter books, but they all read Twilight, which is a cause for suicide. -I'm procrastinating very badly right now. -I get mad when I read a Remus/Sirius and it isn't up to my standards. -I'm a very picky reviewer/reader. -I don't believe in sex before marriage, but my stories contradict that. -I hate when people portray Sirius as SexSexSex!Sirius, Oblivious!Sirius, Stupid!Sirius, GirlsGirlsGirls!Sirius, Uncaring!Sirius, SuperTan!Sirius, et cetera. -I hate when people portray Remus as BooksBooksAndMoreBooks!Remus, Stupid!Remus, DepressedUnlessIt'sAGoodPlotline!Remus, HasSexWithGirlsBecauseHeApparentlyDoesn'tHaveIssuesWithHimself!Remus, et cetera. -I hate when people portray Peter as EvilAllAlong!Peter, ExperimentedWithRemus!Peter, MadlyInLoveWithJames!Peter, NeverGivesIdeas!Peter, Retarded!Peter, Unkind!Peter, Slytheriny!Peter, et cetera (because there was a time, during the MWPP era, that Peter was good, therefore he deserves to be depicted as the meek Marauder that he was) -I dislike, not hate, when people leave supposed "constructive criticism" reviews, and they get all in your face. It makes me kill. I appreciate if you notice something wrong, as in spelling errors, but don't be such a dick.. To be quite honest, those are the only random facts I can conjure at the moment... I am in fact very sleepy, and I also have to do the dishes... have a nice day! ;p OH. ANOTHER FACT: I HATE MY HOMEROOM TEACHER. THERE. I SAID IT. MWAHAHA! | |||||||
1. Forbidden Affairs » reviewsWerewolves & vampires exist, and everyone knows this. Vampires are held in high regard, whereas werewolves are discriminated for being slavering beasts. So what happens when Jacob Black, werewolf, imprints on Edward Cullen, vampire? AU. JAKEWARD.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,304 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 9-25-09 - Jacob & Edward2. Second Chances » reviewsSirius fell through the veil at the hands of his deranged cousin, Bellatrix Lestrange. However, instead of perishing, he is sent back in time to his third year at Hogwarts, to make things the way they were supposed to be. Eventual SBRL, JPLE. SLASH & HETHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.3. The Universe reviewsA series of unrelated drabbles pertaining to the couple SiriusxRemus. No sadness, no angst, no drama, mainly because I detest depressing things. Fluff, humor, romance within. Review.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.4. Pre Full Moon Syndrome reviewsRemus gets extremely irritable when it's close to the Full Moon. Only Sirius can calm him down... includes insulted First Years, terrified Fourth Years, and puppy love. RemusSirius SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete5. Secrecy reviewsA one-shot of epic proportions that pertains to the pairing of Mike/Tyler, including drama, angst, romance, fluff, and SMUT. Mentions of JAKEWARD. DEDICATED TO JAYBIRD4909.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-09 - Mike & Tyler - Complete6. Professor McGonagall Has Seen It All reviewsMr. Lupin, Mr. Black, please keep your Public Displays of Affection to a minimum,and Mr. Lupin-please control your libido."McGonagall must write a strongly worded letter to Remus and Sirius about their blatant Public Displays of Affection. RS, REVIEW. :Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-16-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Fat Snowflakes Really Aren't That Attractive reviewsSparrow has not been home for three days. Three long days. His spouse is not happy. SparrowxOMC, mindless fluff. Contains mild slash. Review.Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-11-09 - Sparrow - Complete8. Incongruity » reviewsJacob imprints on Edward, but is reluctant and, yes, shy in beginning a relationship. Edward, the imprintee, is trying desperately to woo Jacob and convince him he loves him. EdwardxJacob. No flames.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,358 - Reviews: 230 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Edward & Jacob9. Diversity reviewsLiving with Voldemort on the back of your head has its ups and downs. Quirrell learned to adjust to this addition to his life, but things go horribly wrong when begins having, erm, feelings for Voldemort. Oh dear. Merlin just hated him, didn't he? VxQ.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-19-09 - Q. Quirrell & Voldemort10. Of Fornicating in Public Places reviewsWell, there they were, in a secluded, shadowy corner in Baker's Square, by themselves, alone, obscured from view. "You're hard," Jacob said plainly. "You're sexy," Edward replied.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-9-09 - Jacob & Edward - Complete11. Unacknowledgement reviewsSirius is very unhappy when he is being ignored. So, he does what he always does when upset; stare intensely at the lake and skip rocks. Remus joins him, and some things are resolved. SBRL. One-shot. Review! :DHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-27-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete12. Of Possessive Boyfriends and Closet Homosexuals reviewsPeople are thinking very vulgar things about Jacob. Edward is possessive. Jacob is oblivious. Edward has had ENOUGH. Featuring top!Edward and bottom!Jacob. CONTAINS MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-17-09 - Edward & Jacob - Complete13. Consolations reviewsKisame tries to make Itachi feel better after he has to sacrifice his pride to save his eyesight. KisaIta! FLUFF.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-09 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete14. Clarity reviewsDuring a detention with McGonagall in their 6th year, Harry and Draco begin an unsteady truce. Will a hesitant friendship develop into something more for the two teens? The answer is quite obvious. HPDM/DMHP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.15. Nerves reviewsExcuse the poor title; After the Hokage inauguration ceremony, Naruto shows Sasuke his gratitude for a little speech he had given before the ceremony began. NARUsasu, lemon, not PWP, beware. MxM! R/R & no flames.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-28-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Uchiha's Never Lose! reviewsSasuke's back, and he wants Naruto. Badly. So he'll do everything in his power to seduce the oblivious blond. SASUNARU/NARUSASU, rating may change but I'm not sure yet, lame attemps at humor, R/R & No FlamesNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.17. Just A Visit! reviewsSasuke went to Naruto's apartment that night just because he was curious. It was only a harmless visit... or so he thought. SASUNARU, kinda fluffy, lame attempts at humor, ONE-SHOT. R/R!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-25-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete18. Subtle reviewsSasuke finds out that his actions toward Naruto aren't as subtle as he had believed. SASUNARU drabbleNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete19. Smash Bros Chat Room reviewsWhat happens when the Smashers get AIM? Follow the plotless adventure. No pairings, OOCness.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-09 - Marth & Roy20. Ze Evil Well » reviewsIn a weird twist of events, 300 evil squirrels pushed Sessho down Ze Evil Well, hence the name. There he finds the miko with the fiery temper, and must learn to cope with queer things in her time. Like hot dogs. OOCness! RATED M FOR SWEARING! SESS/KAGInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,916 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 5-9-08 - Sesshomaru & Kagome21. Popsicle reviewsNaruto licked, sucked, and nibbled on his popsicle, blissfully unaware of the Uchiha who was going to jump him and screw the living daylights out of him the entire time. Sasuke MIGHT just get his wish... SASUNARU! Review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete22. Oh No He Didn't reviewsWhat is the REAL reason Itachi killed his clan and kept Sasuke alive? Read to find out. Review!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-31-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Mystery Gifts reviewsIn the middle of the night, Marth finally finds out who his secret admirer is! What happens when he makes this shocking discovery? Marth/SamusSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete24. I Promise, un reviewsDeidara makes a promise to Tobi. Oneshot. DeiTobi fluff. Implied ItachixOC. Read and Review. No Flames.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-17-08 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete25. An Idiotic Act Of Emmett and Jasper reviewsEmmett and Jasper decide they want to slide on ice. A lot of destruction follows them. Nuff said.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete26. Highschool Smash Bros' » reviewsMarth and Roy fall for the new girls, and jealous Veronica teams up with Bert and some old foes to get him all for herself! Will the members of BFF ManGroup reunite to, once again, defeat these enemies? MarthOC RoyOC OOCness. No Flames!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,349 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete27. Knight In Shining Armor No More reviewsOnesided ZeldaLink. Oneshot. I’d never have my own knight in shining armor, because his own heart was stolen by another.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-08 - Zelda & Link - Complete
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