|Mr. Askanius Trick|
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Author has written 6 stories for Shade's Children, Jedi Apprentice, Codename: Kids Next Door, How to Train Your Dragon, and Halo.
Note: This profile was previously called "Roq n' Rolla", and before that "Billie Jean's real lover". The name changes are due to change of taste and style throughout the years which led to the need to have a certain flavor, if you will, to be put forth by my pen name.
Ah, yes, the Personals and Particulars section. Let's go with an "Undisclosed" for all of those categories for the sake on internet security, eh?
And now on to the information I AM willing to disclose:
My musical tastes include primarily, but are not limited to: Danger Danger, Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, the majority of the Hair Metal genre, Queen, Phil Collins, Billy Joel, Elton John, Marc Cohn, Bruce Hornsby (if you can't tell, I've got a think for the piano), Van Halen, Michael Jackson, John Denver, The Temptations, The Four Tops, Rick James (, Bitch), along with most of the rest of 20th century R&B (can do without some of the dirtier slow-grinds that start emerging in the late 90s though), Rick Astley, Journey, Depeche Mode, Don McLean, and Johann Pachelbel to finish on a curveball. Honestly, I can't get enough of Cannon in D. It touches my soul.
Single Least Favorite Music: Hm, so many rappers to choose from...
Literature (as in the written variety). I am a Theatre Performance student, so be prepared for quite a few plays in here: Harold Pinter, Edgar Allen Poe, J.M. Barrie (especially his play Dear Brutus. Probably my favorite piece of literature ever), Stephen Kind, Orson Scott Card, Noise Off, The Great Gatsby, Agnes of God, Tom Stoppard, Ray Bradbury, George Bernard Shaw. Really, this list could go on for eons, so I'll stop here.
Single Least Favorite Written Work: Fifty Shades of Grey. Detestable drivel. The penultimate in senseless debauchery of written language. Senseless smut.
Cinema: Star Wars, The Green Mile, Spaceballs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Anchorman, Kings of Summer, The Sandlot, Citizen Kane, Silence of the Lambs, IT, Transformers: The Movie (the 1986 movie, not Michael Bay's abominations), Gangster Squad, Jet Li's Fearless, Ip Man 1 and 2, Rubber, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. See previous list's concluding statement.
Single Least Favorite Film: Anything with Nicholas Cage (...okay, except Raising Arizona). I have an irrational hatred for this man.
Video Games: Halo (all of them, but I can't say I loved ODST anywhere near as much as the others...), Madden Football, NHL, Mass Effect, Knights of the Old Republic, Sid Meier's Civilizations, Defender, Super Smash Bros Melee (definitely not a fan of Brawl though...Don't hurt me!), Sonic Adventure 2, Pokemon (all generations are beautiful), Slender: The Arrival, Minecraft, Fallout series, Elder Scrolls series, and Starcraft.
Single Least Favorite Video Game: Warhammer 40000: Spacemarine. Pretty sure it gave me Hepatitis Z.
Pairings: (While I enjoy many romantic mashups throughout the Literaturiverse, these are the ones I support heavily)
Obi-Wan/Siri (Star Wars), Tom/Lucy (Halo), Harry/Hermoine (Harry Potter), 86/60 (CN: KND), Zuko/Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Single Least Favorite Pairing (in a series I enjoy): Toss up between Katara/Aang and Harry/Ginny. Both so stereotypical, both so boring.
Works in Progress: Everything I've got up here, really. But we'll put 'em up here for prosperity.
Dragon Apocalypse (Hiatus, probably dead)
Earthlings: Long, Long Way From Home (Hiatus ((Heavy Hiatus, like a coma Hiatus)), Under Revision)
Haze's Family (See above, but I really do want to resurrect this one soon come to think of it)
Operation: WAR (Also Hiatus, Also Under Revision)
Uno On The Run (This one's actually actively in progress! Yay!)
Halo: Endless Waltz (My newest brainchild that is currently getting the most attention)
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