Yo peeps! This is none other than the infamous Hourglass of Fantasies... AND BACK IN ACTION, AGAIN, BABY! HELL YEAH!... Ahem. Sowee about the random cap-locks. I abuse them too much. Now, I hope you enjoy my terribly-written, really-not-that-good stories. I mostly write Legend of Zelda fics, but I also tend to start up EarthBound and some anime ones as well. I have a bad habbit of writing a story but never knowing when to finish it. (Just look at my FF list!) WATCH OUT FOR SPOILERS ON MY PROFILE, TOO! THE LAST THING I NEED IS PEOPLE GETTING MAD AT ME FOR READING MY PROFILE AND FINDING ALL SORTS OF SPOILERS. WATCH! OUT! FOR! SPOILERS!!

Now then, a little about me...

I love anime/manga. My current favorite series and/or series I am totally obsessed with, oh,-my-God,-I-have-to-own-all-the-merchandise for is Gurren Lagann. I've taken my obsession with GL so far is to making an OC for it as well as creating my first ever OCxCanon pairing ever. (Don't give me that look. Go somewhere else if you don't like it). As for other anime/manga series; I hate extremely violent series (but that goes for about anything else except the Resident Evil games), and I also hate that hentai stuff. I do, however, leave people to do what they want, so you'll never, EVER see a flame from me. (Lol. I is so perfect). I enjoy video games above anything else in the world and whenever I get obbsessive over a certain game (or series), I am almost garenteed to write a fan fic or make an OC for it. My current favorite games are the Legend of Zelda series, Mario Kart Wii, and Mother 1, 2, or 3.

By the way... did I mention I'm a fangirl?

~STATUS~

Name: Hourglass of Fantasies/HoF/Scymour

Age: It's a secret to everybody

Gender: It's what you call an average girlie

Likes: Anime/manga, video games, drawing, writing, fangirling

Dislikes: Stupid people, whiny people, fandom extremists, n00bs, Twilight, over-hyped series

Special Powers: Has the ability to overthink even the smallest things and come up with ridicious ideas and/or theories. (It's true)

Quote: "Sowee."

~FAVORITE CHARACTERS~

(Video Games)

Duster (Mother 3): I always, always loved Duster's sad, clumsy, loveable nature. Everyone is such a freaking jerk to him but he's just such a sweet person. Plus, he's got some of the most useful items in the game. He's been through a lot (though not as tramatizing as Lucas), but he still managed to pull through. And, I mean, come on! He's a cripple who kicks ass!

Kumatora (Mother 3): The kickass, bitchy, PK Starstorming being of a Princess. Kuma is the coolest Mother 3 girl ever, and she deserves a spot on the list.

Porky (Mother 2+3): He's just a spoiled fat kid who managed to become the worst tyrant in the world! God I love Porky so much! Even as a ten thousand-year-old, he's still just as spoiled as ever! And, I mean, come on! His army is a bunch of guys who dress up as pigs!

Yokuba (Mother 3): You've gotta love that idiotic laugh of his, he's just such a cool villian! So what if he's evil? So what if he abuses a monkey? So what if you don't like him? When you get into the back story for Yokuba, he's really a sad figure. Of course most of his past is based on theories, but I think those theories are what Mister Itoi was going for.

Mixolydia (Mother 3): Okay, so Mixy isn't exactly much of a character, since he's in the game for two minutes, but he's just so damn gay that I love him more than any other Magypsie ever! Plus the way he walks with his hands is priceless.

Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess): Midna is a truely tragic figure when you think about it. Not only that, but she's the bitchy little floaty thing that kills stuff with her hair! She's so beautiful too, in both forms. I love Midna almost more than any other video game character ever. She's cool, kickass, and amazing!

Mister Wesker (The Resident Evil Series): You gotta love that evil badass. Nobody wears sunglasses better than he does~

Olimar (Pikmin 1+2): Even though the Pikmin games themselves never really hint at Olimar having a personality, his journal entries in Pikmin 2 are what made me fall in love with him. And--God, seriously--he's so freaking-fracking adorable!

(Anime/Manga)

Vash (Trigun): Quirky, adorable, super sexy, emo, goody-two-shoes, a dark past, and has the most amazing voice ever! Vash is quite possibly one of the sweetest anime/manga characters I have ever seen! There's just so much mystery surrounding him that I'm always eager to learn more!

Knives (Trigun): That crazy, sexy bastard! He's caused Vash so much trouble... but he's still a super hottie!

Wolfwood (Trigun): Sunglasses, religious, and a giant kickass three-in-one Cross Punishment is easily enough to win me over. I love Wolfwood. He's so sexy~ I could kill for his Cross Punishment...

Yoko (Gurren Lagann): Even though Yoko REALLY needs to cover up, I love her fighting personality. Plus she's a pretty cool person.

Rossiu (Gurren Lagann): No matter how big of an ass Rossiu turns into or how many times they hint at him being a total pansy, I will always love Rossiu. I guess his dub is what turned me on the most, but I think he's just the type of character who is misunderstood. That, and he betrays his best friends. (But he didn't mean to~) So ja. I lub Rossiu. He's cool and I am so glad he didn't commit suicide...

Princess Nia (Gurren Lagann): I guess the real reason I love Nia so much is because she is one of the most drop-dead georgeous anime/manga characters I have ever seen. 'Nuff said.

Leeron (Gurren Lagann): I could literally write an essay on how much I love Leeron, but I'll save profile space and just sum it up... He's the most adorable acts-really-gay-but-actually-isn't anime character EVER! I love his dub soooooo much! It's just so cute and I think fits him better than the actual Japanese sub.

Allen Walker (D.Gray-Man): Y'know... for a demon-slaying super mutated hero... Allen is quite the gentleman~

The Earl (D.Gray-Man): The happy-go-lucky, always-different-hat-wearing super villain on one page, and a angst-face-wearing freak show on the next; the Earl is a character in a half!

Yotsuba (Yotsuba&!): How can you resist her!? She's the sweetest little anime kid I've ever seen~

Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin): ANGST FACE!

Ciel (Kuroshitsuji): He's such a cold little sweetie.

Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji): Ah! So sexy!

(American TV Shows)

Michael Weston (Burn Notice): In my opinion; the sexiest non-fictional man on TV.

Spongebob Squarepants (SpongeBob Squarepants): I honestly can't really explain why. I suppose it's just because he's so adorable...

Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob Squarepants): Poor Squidward. He's so tourmented in Spongebob Land, but I still love him. I also love all the episodes where he ends up happy in the end and not ready to commit suicide or something.

Mr. Krabs (SpongeBob Squarepants): He's so cheap, but I still love him.

~LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS~

(Video Games)

Ilia (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess): Three words: OBNOXIOUS. LYING. BITCH.

Zant (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess): To save myself from rewriting previous rants, let me just say this: even though I can understand where Zant was coming from and why he did everything he did, I just don't like what he did to Midna.

Poo (EarthBound/Mother 2): I can't really explain why I don't like Poo; I just don't. He has little to no personality, weak, and the only thing he's somewhat good for is PK Starstorm...

Wes (Mother 3): Asshole.

Salsa (Mother 3): Go ahead. Shoot me. I just can not stand Salsa. He's weak, his chapter sucks, he has little to no personality whatsoever, and wastes too much of the game in my opinion. The only thing close to useful that he ever did was save Lucas and Boney from the Ultimate Chimera. Yeah, he opens doors by dancing. Wow. That is so helpful. (Sarcasm).

Mr. Passion (Mother 3): Even though he's not really much of an official character, I can't even begin to count how many Game Overs this guy has cost me...

(Anime/Manga)

Yuu Kanda (D.Gray-Man): He's just a stuck-up little asshole. That is all.

(American TV Shows)

Gary (SpongeBob Squarepants): In my opinion: Gary just has this strange talent for ruining every SB episode he's in.

~FAVORITE PAIRINGS~

(Video Games)

LinkxMidna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess): I love this pairing to absolute pieces! I swear, Nintendo couldn't make it anymore obvious that they wanted in on each other, plus Midna's personality is something that would fit with Link so much more than freaking Ilia or Zelda.

LinkxRuto (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time): A weird one, I know. I just always kind of liked this pairing; it's cute. Plus it's not one you'd see everyday.

LinkxPeach (Super Smash Brothers): Lol, Midnight Crystal Sage got me into this one~ It's another sweet pairing, plus Peach's personality is another something that would fit with Link.

SamusxSnake (Super Smash Brothers): Because they were made for each other.

KumatoraxDuster (Mother 3): I'm really iffy about this one. In fact, the only way I'd truely love it is if it was an older KumatoraxDuster. Kuma just seems too young in the games... (But alas, I put it up here anyway).

(Anime/Manga)

VashxMeryl (Trigun): They were semi-made for each other.

MilliexWolfwood (Trigun): This pairing always struck me as a cutesie-awkward type of one. Wolfwood is a super badass-goodguy who doesn't play by the rules while Millie is a sweetie goody-two-shoes who wants to make everyone happy. It's one of those ones that seems impossible, but ended up working anyway~

SimonxNia (Gurren Lagann): They're just so damn cute together!

~LEAST FAVORITE PAIRINGS~

(Video Games)

LinkxZelda (The Legend of Zelda series): In my opinion; the most annoyingly-overhyped pairing to have ever exsisted. This pairing needs to go away.

NessxLucas (Super Smash Brothers): Dudes, there is no other way to say it: this. Is. Childporn. It's... just... DISGUSTING! God, I hate this pairing so much!

(Anime/Manga)

YokoxKittan (Gurren Lagann): I have never seen this pairing anywhere except in the show, but I honestly hate this pairing. It just doesn't work! Kittan is way too big of a bozo for Yoko and she deserves way better. (Though I'll admit, I'm not much of a fan of KaminaxYoko either, but still).

~FAVORITE...~

Video Games: The Legend of Zelda series (Wind Waker=#1), The Resident Evil Series, Super Smash Brothers, Mario Kart, Grand Theft Auto, Yoshi's Island, Dragon Quest, Pokemon, EarthBound

Anime: Gurren Lagann, Trigun, The Third: Girl With The Blue Eyes, Hellsing, Azumanga Daioh, Lucky Star, Cowboy Bebop, Rosario+Vampire, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Pita Ten, Chrono Crusade, Digimon (season one ONLY!)

Manga: Gurren Lagann, Trigun, Azumanga Daioh, Yotsuba&!, Case Closed, The Legend of Zelda mangas, Rurouni Kenshin, Death Note, +Anima, D.Gray-Man, The Phoenix Wright mangas

American TV Shows: Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairy Odd Parents, The Penguins of Madagascar, Burn Notice, Life, The Closer, The Simpsons, Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide, The Soup, My Life As a Teenage Robot, Jimmy Neutron

Movies: The Lord of the Rings Movies, The Spongebob Movie, Shrek 1 or 2, The Simpsons Movie, The Hogfather, The Golden Compass, Pokemon: 4ever

Books: The Hogfather, Triss, Redwall, Loamhedge, The Golden Compass, The Hobbit, The Giver, The Tale of Desperyanx

~STORIES~

Key: (Key template borrowed from Midnight-Crystal-Sage/Midnight-Queen of Link x Pit)

Title, Genere, Catagory, (Pairings), STATUS

(Notes)

The Zelda Diaries, Comedy/Parody, Legend of Zelda, (Slight hints at various pairings, (no official ones)) -INCOMPLETE/FROZEN

(These stories suck so bad. I'm considering on deleting them, but because they're the soul of who I really am on FF, I'll keep them).

Requiem of a Hero, Action/Adventure/Comedy/Friendship, Legend of Zelda, (No pairings) -INCOMPLETE/FROZEN

(I'm trying as hard as I can to edit this story, but I'm adding it to my frozen list until the find the will to work on it again).

The Eliv Favor, Comedy/Parody, Legend of Zelda, (VaatixVeran) -INCOMPLETE/FROZEN

(This story is frozen until further notice. I may actually just end up deleting it instead...)

Three Words, Romance/Friendship, Legend of Zelda, (MedlixKomali) -COMPLETE

(Just a quick spur-of-the-moment Oneshot I did. It's fluffy. 'Nuff said).

Through Another's Eyes, Action/Adventure/Friendship/Tragedy, EarthBound, (Slight NessxPaula) -INCOMPLETE

(I've currently lost interest in this story, but I promise I will update it as soon as I get the insperation...)

The Light of Tommorrow's Sun, Action/Adventure/Comedy/Romance, Gurren Lagann, (LeeronxOC) -INCOMPLETE

(My first ever anime/manga story. It's pretty much just a crack-theory I had. Lol. I turned Leeron straight in this story).

~FAN FICS COMING SOON~

Key:

Title, Genere, Catagory, (Pairings), STATUS

(Notes)

Yokuba&!, Comedy/Parody, EarthBound, (None), -NOT STARTED

(This is a silly little parody I thought up of for one of my favorite manga series, Yotsuba&!. I've lost interest in EB FFs right now, so I can garentee that this story will not be released of long time. (If it ever gets released).)

Mothermanga Daioh, Comedy/Parody, EarthBound, (Slight hints at some pairings, but no official ones), -NOT STARTED

(Another silly little parody I thought up of. This one is from Azumanga Daioh. It's basically going to be a series of drabbles taken from the show... but with the Mother cast!)

Mind Games, Comedy/Action/Adventure, The Penguins of Madagascar, (None), -NOT STARTED

(DESCRIPTION: When Kowalski takes a serious blow to the head, he can't manage to do anything right at all! Skipper and the rest of the team have to figure out a way to fix his head quick, or they may never have the option to ask for options ever again!)(Lol. PoM FF. The actual story will be better than the description. I swear!)

~WEIRD JUNK~

(Original Characters)

(NOTE: You can view all my none FF OCs at my DeviantART page, which there is a link to at the top of my profile).

Princess Mitsuko (Gurren Lagann): When I first saw the episode of Gurren Lagann where Simon found Nia, and they figured out the Helix King made children for entertainment and all that crap, it got me thinking about something: What if there was one more Princess who worked her way into the story? One that was quite possibly still alive like Nia? The only problem with that thought was one thing; Nia was instantaneously thrown away when Simon found her, so when he unlocked her box she'd obviously be alive. But then I thought: What if the other Princess/es were immortal someway, like Viral? And thus, Mitsuko was created. I wanted her to look similar to Nia, even though she has an over-500 year time differnce. I gave her the pale blonde hair like Nia, and instead of having blue highlights and stuff, added pink. I got the idea pink from the flowers in Nia's eyes, which the colors I reversed with Mitsuko to give her a sisterly appeal. I gave her an also similar personality, but with a darker past. Finally, when she was all ready to go, I figured she needed a love interest. I at first though Rossiu, but he's better with that glasses chick and too boring for Mitku, and then I came up with Leeron and things just worked themselves out from there...

(Pairings)

LeeronxMitsuko (Gurren Lagann): This is my first ever OCxCanon character pairing, and I take great pride in saying that. Now, I bet any of you who have seen Gurren Lagann--(and aren't a fandom extremist ready to bash my face in Higurashi style)--are wondering why the hell I'd pair the gay guy up with a CHICK!? Well let me explain: I never thought of Leeron as an all-out homosexual, even though I always call him gay and stuff. The creators of GL claimed he was comfortable with himself, which I presumed meant he didn't care for romance. Well, because I love Leeron so much, I just COULD NOT let the perfect oppertunity to an orignal OCxCanon idea fade away. Also, I know I may sound like a prick when I say this, but I also chose Leeron because, from all the GL things I see, he's not exactly someone the fangirls cat-fight over, so I consider him a fair game. As for him being paired up with Mitsuko of all people, let's just say I needed a way to make the romance seem impossible to the characters in Gurren Lagann; something that even if it did happen would never work out kind of deal. The funny thing is is that it's Leeron, and any member of Dai-Gurren knows he's not exactly the type women would faint at the sight of seeing. So I think my own pairing is adorable because it's a special little something you wouldn't see everday. :)

(OC's Children)

I currently have none for my FF account, but you can view my OCsxOCs children at my DeviantART page. I promise I'll have at least one Fan Fiction OC child up here someday. I SWEAR IT!

~FRIENDS~

(Here on FF)

Twilight Phantom Dragon: Being my first ever friend on the Internet, TPD is both extremely nice and loving. She's put up with my crap through think and thin for years and still somehow manages to keep her sanity! I am very lucky to have a friend like you, Dragon~ I LOVE YA SO MUCH, BUD!

Midnight Crystal Sage: Another one of my first and very close friends, Midnight is both funny and supportive and has a great sence of humor. I LOVE YA TOO, HUN!

Twilight Princess_95: My super bawesome RP and FF bud, TP is a friend worth having~

~QUOTES~

(Video Game Quotes)

"Never forget there is another world bound to this one." ~Midna

"They just don't understand Linebeck's one true love is peace." ~Linebeck

"I am smarter than anyone else, I am more charming than anyone else, and I am also better at pulling pranks than anyone else. Me, Porky Minch! Ladies and gentlemen, survivors of the Old World, welcome." ~Porky

"Claus... you're tired. Come to where your mother is..." ~Hinawa

"Lucas... that masked man... it's Claus! Lucas, it's your brother, Claus! I don't know what he's doing or how he's here, but be thankful, we found Claus." ~Flint

"Hey sidewalk! Get outta my way!" Tonzura/Runaway Five

"SA-WEET~!" Princess Peach

"Be a good girl and stay dead this time." ~Mr. Wesker

(Anime/Manga Quotes)

"A sword is a sword, no matter how many pretty names you give it. It's one and only purpose will always be to kill." ~Himura Kenshin

"You have to screw it in! With a HARD, manly twist!" ~Leeron

"Let's get cherry pie!" ~Lucky Star opening

"Bang!..." ~Spike

(American TV Show Quotes)

"Doesn't that feel good, Mr. Krabs?" ~Spongebob

"Just keep breathin'..." ~That Surfer dude in Spongebob VS. The Big One

"Take it easy, it's just a drawing." ~Patrick

"Should we shoot them?" ~Fiona

"We come in peace... for now." ~Skipper

"The Moon Cow may have a chocolate marshmellow..." ~Kowalski

"Wow! I'm as guliable as any other adult when I grow up!" ~Timmy Turner

(Quotes said by Famous/Other People)

"How vain it is to sit down and write when you have not stood up to live!" ~Henry David Thoreau

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." ~Mark Twain

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past." ~George Carlin

"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it." ~David Sedaris

"The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way." ~Samuel Butler

"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" ~Jack Handey