Weeeeellllllccccoooooommmmeeee to my profile! Mm'yep, I am finally updating it again! Woo! Now with one hundread percent more spoilery goodness! Yay... yeah... um-hum. So, how did you find me here!? I've been gone for awhile now... Whaaaaaaat!? You came to read my profile and my world famous fan fiction!? Well I am both honored and SHOCKED! I mean really just SHOCKED! (Truely.) So, I bet you're also waiting for my soon-to-be world famous NOVEL to come out too? Of course you are! And you must be here to read my totally BAWESOME Mother comic series!? Well I hate to burst your bubble, but you'll have to go on Starmen.net to see that! ... Oh snap! You wanted fan fiction! Not my profile? Well you ought to just glance at my profile for a second, since you must have just read this paragraph! Right?
~Status~
Name: Hourglass of Fantasies
Age: Fifteen
Gender: Female
Location: Outset Island
Race: Hylian (half Onigami)
Hobbies: Reading, writing fan fiction, playing video games, drawing, working on my new comic series, making faceless plushies, pixeling, making OC's, Picky Minch...
About Me: I like to write fan fiction and draw comics with lame punch-lines. I'm a very hard-core Legend of Zelda fan, Super Smash Brothers fan, and Mother(EarthBound) fan. I am pretty funny as far as being funny goes and am very good at making people laugh, even when I don't even get what I said that was so funny. I like to role play a lot too, I have many OC's, (some of which star only in my fan fiction,) and love each and every one of them all to pieces of heart! (Even if some of them hate my guts.) And last but not least, I am working on a epic novel, which I hope to get published before I die. That novel is an action/adventure/fantasy/romance story called "Enter Eledoria". I am also writing another novel which is the sequel to "Enter Eledoria" called "In Your Deepest Memories".
Quote: "Sowee."
~Likes and Dislikes~
My Favorites
-Characters-
Midna: The Princess of Twilight, um-hum. Midna was SUCH a gosh darn bitch when I first met her in Twilight Princess. Oh how I wished she would just SHUT UP! In some sense, this reminds me of Navi... But when Zant cursed Midna, oh how things took a turn for the better with my liking towards this whiny little imp. Midna became caring, with her dying breath she begged Zelda to show Link the Mirror of Twilight rather then go herself. I cried when that happened. Ohhhh Midna, thank GOD she killed Zant, I guess Link killing Mr. Crazy would have been fine, but Midna deserved to kill him. There. Justified. (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Toon Link: Or as I refer to him as, 'Wind Waker Link.' Ahhh, little T-Link... dang he is so bloody adorable! With that messy hair and the pajama's... and the slippers! Um-hum, I looooove Toon Link, he's cute, tough and above all, ADORABLE! He had a rough time, he did. He got punched right in that face by Ganondorf at the end of Wind Waker and smacked around a lot. He is small, but Toon Link is tough enough! ... But I don't like T-Link paired up with anybody... (The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)
Lucas: Never before in my LIFE have I ever felt so emotionally sorry for a video game character before, but Lucas quickly changed that. Alright... my sister bought me a copy of Mother 3 for the Game Boy, I can't speak Japenese so I had to look up a translated guide to the game and let me tell you, this story isn't all that pretty. Lucas' mom dies, his brother is proclaimed dead, (but is really just brainwashed by Porky,) and his daddy is thrown in jail for a little. How Lucas managed I'll never know, but when he finds Claus, (his brother,) he has to engage him in a fight-to-the-death pretty much. Lucas doesn't kill Claus, Claus pretty much kills himself, but that is so sad! I cried when that happened. Sigh... Poor, poor Lucas. He is tough to manage all of that, but he is a sissy... A bloody adorable one at that! And Brawl pretty much captured Lucas' personality. Like I said before, I have never felt so emotionally sorry for any other video game character in my life. I love Lucas with all my heart, and that is that... (Mother 3)
Duster: I can't get enough of Duster! He is THE BEST hero character in Mother 3. His skills aren't as useful as PSI or anything, but he is just such a likeable character that it's hard not to like him. He's afraid of his dad. He's a cripple who kicks ass. He's all the totally awesomeness of a good theif in one person! Duster is the best. He rawks. Don't mess with the crippled! (Mother 3)
Yokuba: So what if he abuses a monkey? He's the best villain evah! He surpasses Porky even though he works for him. His stupid Nuehahahaha laughter thing is fun to make fun of and his character is pure win. I feel bad that Yokuba is the second star in worst chapter in Mother 3, but his bawesomeness makes up for that! Too bad you have to fight him multiple times though... (Mother 3)
Ness: I feel sorry for Ness, actually. Ever since Brawl, Lucas stole his spotlight... Don't worry, Ness. I still love you... even in your horrid nightmares. (EarthBound)
Porky: Alrighty... Porky is a fat, asshole neighbor. Once your little bastard neighbor running around bugging the crap out of you and his whole family has some sort of GRUDGE against you, then he's your little bastard rich boy running around in his heilicopter doing STUFF! He owns Monotonlli, he owns Giygas, and he probably owns YOU TOO! And you gotta love him for that. (EarthBound+Mother 3)
Picky: The younger brother of Porky! Hee hee hee, little Picky is so adorable! I know he's only in the game for five seconds but I think he is one of a kind. Like Porky, he's got the hair covering his eyes, but he doesn't have the nose... He doesn't HAVE a nose! Um... well Picky is still adorable, with his useless spells and little smile, you gotta love him! Don't worry, Picky! There is still someone in the world who actually loves YOU! I. Love. You... (EarthBound)
Captain Olimer: Because I am a hard-core Pikmin player, it would make sense to have Olimer up here. Anyways, he's one of the cutest little... heroes, I guess you could call him, I've ever seen! Poor little guy... he crashes into an uncharted planet, has thirty days to fix his ship, and then when he fixes it and leaves the Pikmin, who serve as his best friend, he goes home only to have his asshole boss tell him that his ship had to be sold to repay a dept which you have to pay yourself anyways. Hee hee, his notes about the treasure you collect are so funny, and he is so adorable when his eyes pop out when he gets scared. And finally, he is so adorable at the ending cut-scence in Pikmin. Um-hum... Thank the lord that Olimer is in Brawl! My dreams have come true! (Pikmin 1+2)
Louie: Ha ha ha, the little blue-wearing guy who cost Hocotate ten thousand bucks. Aww, little Louie, his face is so cute. And when you forget him back on Earth, he's so scared about being along but eventually gets used to everything... I mean, he has to... he was the one controlling the Titan Dweevil that cost me over one hundread Pikmin and three trips to the Dream Den... (Pikmin 2)
-Pairings-
LinkxMidna: I can't believe how much I was against this pairing. I even almost joined an anti LinkxMidna club, but after replaying Twilight Princess I believe I came to my senses. It was so obvious Link liked Midna and Midna Link. The way Link was holding Midna towards the end, the way he ran after her when Ganondorf knocked her off the battlefeild, the way Link ran towards her when the Light Spirits saved her. And Midna, when she reached out to touch Link's face in the Gerudo Desert, um-hum. LinkxMidna=true affection. (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
VaatixVeran: This one makes no sense whatsoever, but I LOVE IT! Vaati and Veran are two of a kind, both evil mages, both names start with V, and both are purple! Well, okay, Veran is more of a dark blue, but they are truely two of a kind! I think it would be cute to somehow see them together, that would not only make me laugh, but it would make me happy too. (The Legend of Zelda)
MedlixPrince Komali: Oh come on! You should have seen this coming! Medli and Komali obviously liked each other! Medli asking Komali to remember her, and Komali wanting to give Medli the daisy. It was all one of them, 'you can tell they love each other' pairings. Plus, they both are the same race! That might not have anything to do with anything, but uhh... ehhh... LEAVE ME ALONE! (The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)
LinkxPeach: Whaaaaat? I like this one, it's a good Smash Brothers pairing! Plus is would be really cute and way better then LinkxZelda. Let's be a bit honest for a second, people. There needs to be more originality in video game pairings. Thank you miss Midnight Crystal Sage for that! Also, MSC writes the best LinkxPeach stories. Go check 'em out! (Super Smash Brothers Melee+Brawl)
KumatoraxDuster: I'm kind of off and on about this one. I like it... but I'm still debating on it... (Mother 3)
My Most-Hated
-Characters-
Ilia: Ilia is an all-out BITCH! She is a whiny little dumb blond that steals Epona from Link, (even though she is not HER horse,) gives Link an almost-completely useless Horse Call and is just a waste of game space. She did the whole, 'Of poor me, I lost my memory because I got shot by a little arrow and sat around all day and needed an old man to help me get my memory back' type thing. (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Zant: I'm not going to waste profile space... dang. (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Sonic: I bet you didn't expect this, huh? Well that's just too damn bad! I. Hate. SONIC!! All of his damned games are exactly the same! Run fast, get gold rings, defeat Eggman, save the damsel, watch someone die or leave you, listen to crappily-written end-credits music, the end. The characters are all so damned annoying! Can someone PLEASE tell Amy to SHUT UP!? And can someone PLEASE stop making Shadow and Sonic gay!? All of it sucks, all the games, suck. I hate Sonic! And most of all, I HATE SONIC OC'S!! And finally, SOMEONE GET SONIC OUT OF BRAWL NOW! (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Tabbu: ... GOD I HATE THIS STUPID FLOTING HUNK OF DAMNED PIXELS THAT USES HIS FREAKING LITTLE WINGS THAT KNOCK YOU OFF THE FREAKING STAGE USEING HIS ONE-HIT KO MOVE THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE AND HIS LITTLE SWORD THINGY THAT STABS YOU AND ALSO KNOCKS YOU OFF THAT STAGE, PREVENTING YOU FROM GETTING YOUR DAMNED PORKY STATUE TROPHY 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T BEAT BOSS BATTLES IN VERY HARD MODE! (Gasp) FREAKING HUNK OF FREAKING FLOATING PIXELS AND HIS LITTLE WINGS DESERVE TO DIE!! And to prove my point, I wrote that whole rant in cap locks. (Super Smash Brothers Brawl)
-Pairings-
LinkxIlia: No. No. NOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! I HATE THIS PAIRING! We all know Link likes Midna and we all know Link completely brushed Ilia off after she pretended to forget who Link was. It makes no sense! Link likes Midna, not Ilia. Get over it. (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
MidnaxZant: Another no no no no nooooooo pairing. Whaaaaaat is this!? HELL NO! Midna loves Link and Zant is a crazy guy who is a freaking spazz that does weed and calls Ganondorf a God. Midna has brains, is very pretty and loves Link. So let me ask you... a pairing? No. (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
LinkxMedli: What the hell is this!? No. I don't like Toon Link paired with anybody, and mainly Medli. This pairing just repulses me for some reason. It is completely mismatched and makes no sense. Medli likes Prince Komali and Toon Link is a loner. And again, the end. (The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)
LinkxLinebeck: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SALTED-CHOCOLATE PORK IS THIS!? (The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass)
LucasxPokemon Trainer: I've actually seen this before. Let me tell you, I have absolutely NOTHING against gay people, but I do hate it when people take some of my favorite video game characters, (some of which are CLEARLY straight,) and then make them gay. And thus, this very sad excuse for a pairing made it onto my profile. (Super Smash Brothers Brawl)
LucasxNess: WHAT. THE. HELL!? (Super Smash Brothers Brawl)
~Stories~
Key: Name, Genre, Pairing, Rated, (For) -COMPLETE/FROZEN/IN PROGRESS-
Requiem of a Hero: Action/Adventure/Humor/Friendship, None, T for Teen, (Legend of Zelda) -IN PROGRESS-
The Zelda Diaries: Humor/Parody, None (there are hints of some pairings though), K plus, (Legend of Zelda) -IN PROGRESS-
The Eliv Favor: Humor/Parody, VaatixVeran, attempted LinebeckxFarore, K plus, (Legend of Zelda) -FROZEN-
Three Words: Romance/Friendship, MedlixPrince Komali, K, (Legend of Zelda) -COMPLETE-
The Ballad of Friendship: Action/Adventure/Romance/Drama, LinkxZelda, T for Teen, (Legend of Zelda) -COMPLETE-
Midna's Little, Little, BIG Adventure: Mystery/Action/Adventure, None, (LinkxMidna is suggested), T for Teen, (Legend of Zelda) -COMPLETE-
Midna's Tiny, Tiny, HUGE Adventure: Action/Adventure/Romance, LinkxMidna, T for Teen, (Legend of Zelda) -COMPLETE-
Through Another's Eyes: Action/Adventure/Friendship/Horror, None, T for Teen, (EarthBound) -IN PROGRESS-
~Ideas~
Key: Name, Genre, Pairing, Rated, (For)
Tea Party!, Humor/Adventure, None, K plus, (Mother 3)
~Friends~
MuffieMaster: My not-so loving, yet oh-so loving husband. Oh Muffie, it seems as though a twist of fate had us meet on that fateful day you reviewed one of my stories... that I can't really... remember... Oh well. I still love you anyway. Your totally random humor, your no-so likable jerkyness, your everything else. Thank you for being my friend, fan, and husband.
Twilight Phantom Dragon: My favoritest guild leader and role play buddy ever! Oh Dragon, I'm glad I joined your guild way back when. Um-hum. Yep. Uhh... oh yeah! I love your stories! They are bawesome.
Midnight Crystal Sage: I love your stories and your humor. We are almost twinsies! (Except you are waaay cooler and more popular than me.) LinkxPeach forever, along with 100 Ways to Kill Ilia! Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaa! And, you're cool and awesome. I wish I was as cool as you.
~Quote Book~
-Personal Quote-
"Sowee." ~Me (NO STEALING! THIS QUOTE IS COPYRIGHT!)
-Legend of Zelda-
"Never forget there is another world bound to this one." ~Midna
"After all, a fake is a fake and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins." ~Midna
"They just don't understand that Linebeck's one true love is peace!" ~Linebeck
"Link... I'll always be your friend..." ~Saria
"Do not think this ends here... as long as Nintendo keeps making money off these games, I'll be back!" ~Ganondorf (I made this one up. ANOTHER COPYRIGHT ONE!)
-EarthBound-
"We're shy." ~Tenda
"You just saved the world. Don't act so stuck-up..." ~Liar X Aggerate
"A bee I am... not!" ~Buzz Buzz
"Whiiiiir!" ~Starman
"Porky! I heard you don't like cake? Well that's T-O-O B-A-D~" ~Ness' Mom
"bOiNg!" ~Mr. Saturn
"zOOm!" ~Mr. Saturn
"dInG!" ~Mr. Saturn
"AAAAARRRGGGHHH! I scream because I don't know what else to do." ~Man in Fourside/Moonside
"The Onett Times headline reads: 'Local cop who beats EarthBound asks, 'Where is the sequel?''" ~The Onett Times
"Oh! Porky! I've been looking all over for you!" ~Picky
"I'm sorry. My husband is too lenient with the children. Oh well, nice guys finish last. That's the story of our life." ~Lardna
"I understand you guys are claiming to be heroes... but it's a gazillion years too yearly for you to oppose Giygas!" ~Porky
"In this bizarre dimension, you four are the only forces here fighting for your so-called justice. And yet, here you stand, waiting to be burned up like all the rest of the garbage in the universe." ~Porky
"Isn't this terrifying? I'm terrified too!" ~Porky
-Mother 3-
"I am smarter than anyone
else. I am more charming than anyone else. And, I am better at
pulling pranks than anyone else. Me, Porky Minch. Ladies and
gentlemen, survivors of the old world, welcome." ~Porky
"Lucas was going to come too but... ever since that happened, all he has been doing is crying at mother's grave..." ~Claus
"Gum is awesome! You can chew it all day and it never disappears. It's a great bargain and in a way, it's limitless." ~Some random guy
"Duster... Thank you..." ~Flint
"I don't have my makeup on, so I can't fly, which means I'll have to walk around like an idiot. Oh well." ~Ionia
"Not now, dear. Inonia is making himself look bea-u-tiful!" ~Ionia
"Wanna buy something dangerous?" ~Some random Pig-Mask
"Can you put your hand over your heart and swear you love Porky?" ~Some random Porky fan-girl
"Will you put your life, and all the lives of the people who believe in you, on the line and remove the final needle?" ~Flint
-Random Quotes-
"Life comes at you fast." ~The Nation Wide commercials
"A picture of an idiot, in action." ~Bill Cosby: Himself
"It's almost a sign of someone who is not intelligent." ~Bill Cosby: Himself
"I love the questions at the airport because they make you feel real intellegant. 'Sir, do you know what's in your own luggage?'" ~Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff
"Ilia was acting and playing the 'poor little dumb bitch' act." ~Midnight Crystal Sage
"Gwaaaaaaaaaaah! I am Spongebob! Destroyer of eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!" ~Spongebob
"Take it easy it's just a drawing." ~Patrick
"Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! MY EYES!" ~A bunch of fish in the Spongebob Movie
"ARE YOU READY... TO BECOME A GOD!?" ~Some random Death Note comic on DeviantArt
"If this is paradise, then I've been screwed!" ~Auchmed the Dead Terrorist
"Okay, it's like a mom who is sending her kid to answer the door at like freaking two in the morning, when it could be burglars or a guy with a gun or something..." ~Chuggaconroy
-Real Life Quotes-
"Don't have a seizer." ~Me
"What I love best about NPC's it that you can claim as many of them as you want and absolutely no one will care..." ~My older sister
"Is there not anyone left in the world who loves Picky Minch!?" ~My older sister
"Welcome to Wal-Mart. How may I take your order?" ~My Homeroom teacher, Mr. Menendez
"Hooligans!" ~Adam
"Mer-maider! Mer-maider! Mer-maider! Mer-maider!" ~Adam
"If those guys are the state poilce, then what's the Boston police for?" ~Anthony
~Copy and Paste~
If you love the Legend of Zelda series, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the Mother series, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the Zelda Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love LinkxMidna, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are one of the very few anti LinkxZelda fans, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are one of the very few anti LinkxLinebeck fans, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a Lucas User in Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a Ness User in Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a Toon Link User in Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are an Ice Climers User in Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-Sonic for Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile
If you feel emotionally sorry for a video game character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cry because of events that happened in a video game, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are in love with someone who doesn't exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Porky Minch, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Picky Minch, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think EarthBound should be on the VC, copy and paste this into your profile
As far as my profile goes, that is all I have as of right now. Come again, folks! ~Hourglass of Fantasies
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