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QUOTES

"There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking." ~Alfred Korzybski

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." ~Paul Gauguin

"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else." ~Umberto Eco

"We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society." ~Judith Martin

"Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people." ~Robert Benchley

"Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born." ~Ronald Reagan

"A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance." ~Anatole France

"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live." ~Henry David Thoreau

"Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions." ~Cullen Hightower

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." ~Rita Mae Brown

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." ~W. C. Fields

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." ~Mark Twain

"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." ~Sir Winston Churchill

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness." ~Joseph Conrad

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." ~Laurence J. Peter

"There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste." ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice." ~George Jackson

"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." ~Charles McCabe

"Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier." ~Blore's Razor

"An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it." ~Jef Mallett

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." ~Brendan Gill