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since: 08-05-07, id: 1344434, Profile Updated: 12-13-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

All About Me!

Name: Kactus Wrynn (you can call me Wrynn xp)

Age: somewhere between 1 and 100

Personality: sweet, childish, caring, fun-loving, WEIRD(that's the major one), friendly, and really random!

Fave movies: Harry Potter all of them, Catwoman, The Last Mimzy, Eragon, Bridge To Terabithia, and a lot of others that I don't remember!

Fave books: Harry Potter all of them, Peter Pan, Eragon, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Princess Ben, and lots of others that, again, I don't remember!

Fave games: Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2, Baulders Gate, Baulders Gate II, and Neverwinter Nights

Fave Anime: Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Grvitation, Shugo Chara!, Ouran High School Host Club, and some others I don't remember!

Fave Manga: Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Shugo Chara!, and a couple others I don't remeber!

Fave pairings:

Harry Potter: DracoxHermione, HarryxHermione, DracoxHarry, FredxHermione, and FredxGeorge

Twilight: EdwardxBella, EmmettxRosalie, JasperxAlice, and CarlislexEsme

FFX and FFX-2: TidusxYuna, WakkaxLulu, PainexNooj, GippalxBarali, GippalxRikku, and AuronxRikku(Me:got a problem with it??)

Inuyasha: SesshomaruxKagome, BankotsuxKagome, SangoxMiroku, InuyashaxKikyo, ShippouxRin, and KougaxAyame

Fruits Basket: TohruxKyo, and YukixKyo

Naruto: NarutoxItachi, NarutoxHinata, GaaraxLee, NejixTenten, IrukaxKakashi, SakuraxSasuke, DeidaraxSasori, SakuraxGaara, and KibaxHinata

Shugo Chara!: AmuxIkuto, TadasexRima, YayaxKukai, YoruxMiki, RanxDaichi, and SuuxKiseki

Ouran High School Host Club: HikaruxKaoru, and TamakixKyoya

Gravitation: YukixShuichi, HiroxAyaka, TatsuhaxRyuichi, and ToumaxSakano

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Kactus Wrynn

Fave Quotes:

"Act your age not your shoe size." - not sure, but my sister's the one who said it to me first

"HENTAI! SMACK" - Sango

"Bubbley, Bubbley, BUBBLES!! RESPECT THE BUBBLES DAMNIT!!" - ME!

"It's boring to be normal." - not sure

"Everybody Pretend To Be Normal" - my sisters shirt

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."-Aristotle

"When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you."-Anonymous

"I think people proclaim their love too easily. I will never seriously tell someone I love them if I don't mean it, so when I do say it, know that you now hold my heart in your hands."-vampgirl8

"It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."-Lord Alfred Tennyson

"It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them."-Anonymous

"Shut up and let me protect you!"-Inuyasha

"That's pretty bad when you can even give a half demon the creeps."-Inuyasha

"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!"-Kagome

"He's basically a big cuddly puppy dog."-Kagome

"Huggles!"-vampgirl8

"So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point?"-vampgirl8

"So he was once a psychopath killer, he had a good reason. Besides, he's sexy, and that's all I need."-vampgirl8 about Gaara from Naruto

''Dream as if you’ll live forever…Live as if you'll die today.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''Don't get mad; get sadistic.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''Common sense is the enemy of comedy.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile )

''Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!''(me: I think this comes from a keychain but i'm not sure...)

''Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA!''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''They say guns don't kill people; people kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''The devil sold his soul to Gaara.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

''If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh even harder.''(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?"(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"(me: I know vampgirl8 got this from Naruto...maybe?)

"It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!"(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking."(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"Define normal."(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!"(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way."(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"He who walks with wolves, learns to howl."(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

"Of all the things I've ever wished that I know I could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me."(me: I got this from vampgirl8's profile)

Some more useless things about me:

I like to read, write, draw, play games, and just be super childish! I also read fiction and fantasy because I find it more enjoyable. I have a few friends, most of which are a year younger than me and I guess you could call me a sort of outcast mainly because I'm a little, okay so really, weird.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at all the others.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic, teh queen of randomness, Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, S. T. Nickolian, Kactus Wrynn

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.(Me: Yeah! their names are Kim, Bob, Billy Bob Joe Bob Jr., Rosetta, Emmii, and Victory! They always talk to me!)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If You...

If you have said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites put this on your profile.
If you are weird and proud of it, put this on your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname title or anything else for each other, put this on your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and you are proud of it, put this on your profile.
If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.
If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile.
If you've been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, put this on your profile.
If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a shadow, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

vampgirl8, and Kactus Wrynn support Gay Rights, Why? Because they have freinds that are Bisexual, lesbian, or gay copy, paste, and add your name to the list if you support Gay Rights

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now I roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but I'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Stereotypes that MUST define me

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an Atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm Southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I
HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino.
I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST not fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I DRAW ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I AM A FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I AM AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I'M A TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm English, so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or a Posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'M NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be a loser.
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I chat, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my own spiritual idealogy; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'M A PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I LIKE GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm emo so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a Democrat so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am a liberal so I MUST be gay.
I wear a lot of skirts so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk so I MUST do drugs.
I AM YOUNG so I MUST be naive.

I wear black so I MUST be a goth.
I dye my hair crazy colors so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways so I MUST be looking for attention.
I wear what I want so I MUST be a poser.
I have a GERMAN HERITAGE so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party.
REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE STEREOTYPING IS WRONG! BOLD IN WHAT YOU ARE OR JUST PUT THEM DOWN.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you are an absolute anime freak then C&P

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.n copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

If you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.(me: just because it was quiet, i hate silence..)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Kactus Wrynn

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan, vampgirl8, Kactus Wrynn

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTIST SCUM!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.(Me: i never had one to begin with..O.o)

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: agreed)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (vampgirl8: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (vampgirl8: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"(me: it's happened before, seriously!)

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (vampgirl8: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!(me: Ash-chan, Hails, Mia and I most deffinately)

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.(me: Hey! Ash-chan has done that to me before!)

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.(me: what if it's all of us?)

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.(me: damn right!)

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?(me: seriously)

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(me: ~evil grin~)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste(me: i tripped over a shadow once it was funny..)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!(me: they really are!)

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! (vampgirl8: besides, that means he's still available...tehehe...)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.(me: always ~evil grin~)

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste(me: when haven't had sugar i am..)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy on a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard you're in, Crazy is when you randomly burst into song in a public place with your friends (Tempe Publc Library for me, my friends and I always went there when I was still living there and I randomy burst into song several times..) If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jacob, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile

If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!!

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever gotten less than 5 hours of sleep, and because of it, randomly burst into fits of hystercal laughter all day the next day C&P this in your profile..

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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If I dont call you
It's because I'm waiting for you to call me

When I walk away from you mad
Follow me

When I stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When I push you or hit you
Grab me and don't let go

When I start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When I'm quiet
Ask me what's wrong

When I ignore you
Give me your attention

When I pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me I'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When I'm scared
Protect me

When I lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When I grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When I tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When I don't answer for a long time
Reassure me that everything is okay

When I look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When I say that I like you
I really do more than you could understand

When I bump into you
Bump into me back and make me laugh

When I tell you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When I look at you in your eyes
Don't look away until I do

When I miss you
I'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
The pain never really goes away

When I say its over
I still want you to be mine

-vampgirl8(I think)-

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks she's stronger than you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin' to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her

because 10 years later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

-vampgirl8(I think)-

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD I remember thinking that furbies were the cutest thing on the planet)

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1. The Journey of a Lifeime: Rewrite » reviews
Summary: This is a story in which Harry and Hermione time travel, dimension hop, and are generally not who you think they are...plz r&r thx and I hope you enjoy it!-- REWRITE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 5-28-09 - Harry P. & Aragorn
2. The Journey of a Lifetime reviews
Summary: This is a story in which Harry and Hermione time travel, dimension hop, and are generally not who you think they are...plz r&r thx and I hope you enjoy it!-- BEING REWRITEN!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. & Aragorn
3. The Hunt Begins reviews
This is a Harry Potter fic based on the movie “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.” This is my first fic so please R&R. Thanks! DISCONTINUED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
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