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Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter. Hi, my name is Sarah, I write Harry Potter fanfic and take it way too seriously. :waves: My username used to be ty.soglasna, but I changed it because it's la_dissonance everywhere else. Please don't get too confused about this. My favorite things to write are rare pairs, queerness, smutfic, and crack fic, but I write a bit of everything really. I'm much more personable on LJ, which is where I do 90 of my fandom stuff. You are more than welcome to go stalk me over there or whatever it is you kids do nowadays. I might even be moved to friend you if we have lots in common! (If you like my writing, then we probably already have plenty in common. ) Notices, &c. 7/14/09 No, I have not abandoned UC. It's just on indefinite hiatus. Sorreeeee :'( If you've decided to peruse this page and read a bunch of my fics at once, huzzah! I love you already. And for your convenience, I've marked my own favorites with (cryptically enough) 'personal favorite'. If you're at a loss about where to start, these might be a good place. Or you could read all my really old crappy heinous baby!fic, whatever. As the reader, it is your own choice. :) Please do follow all rules in your area pertaining to adult material. I have marked it accordingly. Don't get me in trouble, kk? Links Fic rec: One Truth by accioscar. This is the sort of fic I had in mind when I wrote The Evolution Of Fear, only she does it much better. :awe: Here is the wonderful picture by twilightsorcery that (partly) inspired the last chapter of Earphones, or at the very least, got me working on it again. It's suggestive, but there's no nudity or anything, so click away! :D | |||||||||
1. Ladies in Waitingbb!Malkin makes bb!Grubbly-Plank a dress, sex happens. PWP. Otherwise known as, my original summary was not kid friendly so I had to describe it with simple words. Bleh.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Published: 11-3-09 - W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete2. In Which the Laws of Nature Turn against Hugo Wea reviewsThe universe was against him: this was the only possible rational explanation for how Hugo'd ended up here, stuffed inside the tiny broom cupboard with none other than Scorpius Malfoy. Slash, oneshot. MATURE CONTENT WARNING OMG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-09 - Hugo W. & Scorpius M. - Complete3. The Antonym Effect reviewsIn which Pansy is a drag king, and Hermione goes about spicing up Ron's and her relationship in rather the wrong way. Oneshot, femslash, infidelity, LOTS OF REALLY MATURE CONTENT. A personal fav!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-09 - Pansy P. & Hermione G. - Complete4. Lavender and Parvati get Jiggy wid It reviewssee inside for real title Parvati is a bit nervous of Lavender's dildo, and for good reason. Femslash, oneshot, crack.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Parvati P. & Lavender B. - Complete5. Getting Under the Skin reviewsIn a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect. MATURE CONTENT, kink, see inside for complete warnings. Dedicated to my bbff icanhaspancake. ::blows kisses::Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ron W. & Draco M.6. The Evolution of Fear reviewsHarry knows that Sirius loves him—the only thing keeping them apart now is fear. CHAN, NON-CON, MATURE CONTENT. A top personal favorite.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Pineapple reviewsHermione finds herself in a compromising position. MATURE CONTENT, consent play, kink, het. See inside for complete warnings.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-14-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete8. We Sew the Eyes on Dolls reviewsNarcissa loathed Molly Prewett; this was something Molly had to understand. Oneshot, femslash, some mature content. Personal favorite.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-09 - Narcissa M. & Molly W. - Complete9. FermataIn their drawing room is a piano. Oneshot, teenyfic, femslash, het, infidelity. A personal favorite.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 7-14-09 - Pansy P. & Hermione G. - Complete10. It Happened in the Pantry reviewsHermione is at her wits' end, Ron is reluctant, and Harry, as always, is in denial. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete11. The Intervention reviewsHarry really needs to lay off those cheering charms. Oneshot, teenyfic.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete12. Annihilation reviewsSometimes it is necessary to touch bottom in order to know which way is up... See inside for more detailed summary, warnings, etc. Harry/Draco/Snape. ANGST. ADULT CONTENT. AND ANNNNGST.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete13. Bend Over Touch Your Toes reviewsMillicent and Ron: not a lot of talking, quite a bit of inappropriate touching. Work in progress, rating may go up later. Another personal fav! :DHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-09 - Ron W. & Millicent B.14. The Shopping Trip that Never Happened reviewsVictoire has a special gift for Rose on her 18th birthday. Unrepentant smut, lemons, pr0nz, pwp, etc. MATURE CONTENT RESIDES HEREIN! ...Have you loved a rare pair today?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-09 - Rose W. & Victoire W. - Complete15. Cling to the Past reviewsHarry and Seamus are two of a kind; it just takes them a while to understand exactly what this means. Light drug use, mature content. A personal favorite! Have you loved a rare pair today?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-09 - Seamus F. - Complete16. Stakeout Surprise reviewsDraco has no great affection for Ron Weasley, but he *loves* his cock. MATURE CONTENT OF THE FLUFFY SMUT VARIETY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-11-09 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete17. The Scintillating Secret Tryst of Epic Proportions reviewsRon and Draco have been trapped by the rogue Room of Requirement, and there's only one way to get out. Crack, oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-1-09 - Ron W. & Draco M. - Complete18. Pieces of ASS » reviews5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-8-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete19. New Year's Day reviewsParvati plans to finagle a kiss from Lavender at midnight and see where things go from there, and it almost works – Lavender just sees things going pretty fast. Heck, it's a complete PWP.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-08 - Parvati P. & Lavender B. - Complete20. Earphones » reviewsEveryone is back at Hogwarts from Christmas break, and Ginny can’t ignore Hermione’s new muggle machine…or Hermione herself, apparently. GWHG femslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 9-28-07 - Ginny W. & Hermione G. - Complete21. Blindsight reviewsIn the dark, she could have been anyone at all. A story of silk hair and unrequited passion and the sound of her voice. Fleur/Hermione, oneshot, femslash, rated M for very explicit sexual content, etc.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-8-08 - Fleur D. & Hermione G. - Complete22. Momentous reviewsRon finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-7-08 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete23. Harry Potter and the Case of the Mind Control Beam reviewsJust some post-DH crack!fic. There's something odd going on at Hogwarts, something that's making it mysteriously hard to say the simplest things... Will the golden trio prevail? Happy fourth of July!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-4-08 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete24. Ubi Caritas » reviewsAU of HBP. Hermione's sixth year is turning out a bit...complicated. She's having strange dreams, Pansy seems to be trying to seduce her, Ron and Harry aren't speaking to her, not to mention that Voldemort's back. Award winning fic! Femslash. HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,831 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Hermione G. & Pansy P.25. A Certain Flair for Business reviewsFred and George need to test their new line of products, but both their potential test subjects walked out on them. No matter. They'll do what they have to do to; it's for the shop. Twincest.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 5-18-08 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete26. Curious reviewsMillicent snorted. "What, as though I would know. The next time hordes of girls decide to throw themselves at me, I’ll let you know what it’s like." In which Pansy misbehaves, and Millicent makes some unfortunate life choices. Femslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-08 - Millicent B. & Pansy P. - Complete27. Communication reviewsGeorge knows something Fred doesn't, and just can't keep it to himself anymore. But first, he has to get Fred alone. And then, hope that it comes out right. Simple, right? Twincest, gift fic for Colette1me.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-15-08 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete28. Cracked Filament reviewsRandom April Fool's fun! This was originally a serious drabble; indeed, too serious, so I edited it down a few notches. If only I always wrote this way...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-1-08 - Narcissa M. & Bellatrix L. - Complete29. Snowflake Theory reviewsGinny has discovered a theory about how to successfully catch snowflakes in one's mouth, but refuses to tell Hermione what it is. Oneshot, femslash, sorta fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-20-08 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete30. Footsteps reviewsWhen Cedric died, Cho fell to pieces. Angelina came along and picked up the pieces, and gave them back one by one. But the last piece cannot be given; it must be taken. Oneshot, femslash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-08 - Angelina J. & Cho C. - Complete31. 200 Po Vstrechnoi: A collection of songficlets » reviewsSelf challenge to write a 100 word drabble based on each of the songs in tATu's album 200 Po Vstrechnoi. Tons of different parings, all femslash! Just read it, they'll take less than a minute, honestly. See inside for better summary...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 12-7-07 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete32. Graduation Presents » reviewsHGGW femslash. After a year away, Hermione returns, only to show up in disguise at Ginny's graduation ball. What secrets will be uncovered before the night is over? And will they be brave enough to finally reveal their feelings?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 9-25-07 - Ginny W. & Hermione G. - Complete33. The Chinese Room » reviewshpdm slash. Absolute silliness. Featuring whiny!Harry, misinformed!Draco, a detention, a misapprehension, and a series of confrontations that may or may not have gone badly ... you get the idea ... caution: swearingHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-27-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete34. Unforgivable reviewsBetraying Bellatrix is one thing that is simply not done. Pretty darn dark, compared to what I usually write. femslash, BDSM, NOT noncon, for once. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-07 - Bellatrix L. & Alice L. - Complete35. I Still Do reviewsA ghost love story. Has been endorsed by people who don't even like femslash! Oneshot, not a songfic title is from the Cranberries, though.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-07 - Rowena R. & Minerva M. - Complete36. Powerless reviewsThe war rages on, and Padma finds herself locked in the Ministry prison, powerless to do anything in her situation. That is, almost powerless... PPHG. Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Humor. Yes, four genres. Why not?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-4-07 - Padma P. & Hermione G. - Complete
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