Hello. My name is Anthurak The Chaos Lord.

Welcome to Oblvion

Real Name: I ain't sayin

Gender: Male (or at least this body is. I kind of forgot what I originally was. I think it was a fern... or a rock)

Age: Last time I checked, somewhere between 10,000 and 15,000 years

Hoppies: Video Games, Water Skiing, Reading, acting retarded MELON!!

Five favorite animes/mangas (in no particular order):

Naruto (and Shippuden (which is much better))

Bleach: In the words of my friend/lacky, this series can be summed up in only one word. KABOOM!!

Ghost In The Shell (The amazing thing about this one in my opinion is how realistic the world is in this one. I can seriously see the world turning out like that in 30 years)

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: CONCENTRATE OF AWESOME. Need I say more?

Code Geass: Death Note, Mecha style. What's not to like? And in all seriousness, I love the attack it does on mecha cliches (I mean, the pink-haired goody princess incites a bloody massacre. How amazing is that? And Orange-boy is one of the most bad-ass characters I've ever seen)

Other Good Animes:

Neon Genesis Evangelion: It'll scar you for life, but it's still one of the greatest anime's of all time

G-Gundam: silly at first, good story at heart, and mechs you can't help but laugh at.

Utawareumono: Interesting...

Gundam SEED/Destiny: Kinda stupid, cool mech designs and battles, basically Star Wars told in the Gundam series

Eureka 7: Very well done pairing, cool mecha, compelling story, awesome battles.

Favorite Music Groups (you probably might not have heard of some of these, but all of them are cool)

Nightwish

Dragonforce

Corner Stone Cues

Immidiate

Within Temptation

Globus

Avantasia

E.S. Posthumus

Dragonland

Ars Arcana

Favorite Games: The Darkness, The Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion, Halo (all of them), Mercinaries 1 and 2, Lost Planet, Mass Effect, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Zone of The Enders 2, Resident Evil 4, Final Fantsy 7 (DOC too), Warcraft (I'd say WoW but I don't own it yet), KOTOR, Star Wars: Force Unleashed (flinging Jawas into the statosphere. How can that not be awesome?), Ninja Gaiden II, Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X., Fallout 3, Ace Combat 6

Favorite Non-Anime cartoons.

Star Wars: Clone Wars (the 25 episode mini-series, not the new one with the wierd animations): Awesome. Thats all I can say. Awesome.

Transformers Armada: Pretty cool as the transformers series go. And certainly better then the ones that came after it (2007 movie excluded. THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!)

Most Awesome/Badass Charaters I have ever seen:

Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach): I swear he must have been King of Sparta when he was alive.

Kratos (God of War): Proof that no matter who you are or how powerful you are, there are some people you just don't want to mess with .

Kyuubi Naruto (4-tailed mostly) (Naruto Shippuden): Demonic, uber powerful, utterly merciless, and he can fire a laser blast that can do damage on par with a thermonuclear weapon. Need I say more? And don't get me started on when he goes 6 tails...

General Grevious (Star Wars: Clone Wars): He's a 10 foot tall droid cyborg that can use FOUR lightsabers, and he can take out SIX Jedi (including two council members) AT THE SAME TIME! He is easily one of the coolist villian of the entire Star Wars saga (tieing with Vader in 4-6) Episode 3 is an insult to his character.

Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden/DOA)

Yoda (Star Wars): Do I really need to say anything here?

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7/Advent Children): No words are necesary.

Jerimiah Gottwald (Code Geass): For reason why, look no further then the final episode of R2. Concentrated badassness people!

Favorite Naruto Characters:

1. Kyuubi

2. Naruto

3. Shikamaru

4. Itachi

5. Hinata

Favorite Pairings:

(Naruto)

NaruHina

ShikaTema

NejiTen

NaruFemKyuubi

Dark/Evil NarutoXInsane/Psychotic Hinata

ItachiXAnko

KyuuHina (wish there were more of these)

(Kingdom Hearts)

Sora/Kairi

Roxas/Namine

(Bleach)

Hitsugaya/Hinamori

(Code Geass)

Lelouch/C.C. (I don't care what anyone says. This pairing DID HAPPEN! I mean come on, they kiss twice in the series, and we all know what would have happened in the Avalon's hanger in R2: 25 had Kallen not busted in)

Suzaku/Euphemia (would probably work better if she wasn't so busy being dead)

COCAKUKUPEEKESHIRE

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink and Dark_Magician_41

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (this is from shifter youki )

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai,Vert9411,TheDemonHokage, Anthurak The Chaos Lord

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you, or someone you know thinks that 4+ people that you know/knew look like various people from FF7, copy this into your profile. By Order of Anthurak the Chaos Lord (with me, it's a friend)

if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!

If you are in full support of Temari X Shikamaru copy and paste this onto your page

If you think Temari is the Perfect Girl for Shikamaru, copy and paste this onto your page

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - Mahatma
Ghandi

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experiance

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins.

Funny/Cool Lines

"We found a witch! May we burn her?" peasent-Warcraft III

"My favorite color is blue. No, yellllowwww..." Knight-Warcraft III

"Hi. I'm Roy, and I'm a magic adict" "Hi Roy" Blood Mage-Warcraft III

"Hey, Bastards. Knock Knock" Johnson-Halo 2

"What if you miss?" "I won't" Cortana/Cheif-Halo 2

Little Susie took a drink and fell down to the floor, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4 (read out loud for full effect)

Heres a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.

Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative

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Okay, here is a list and description of all of the major clone characters in my Roku Naruto story. Right now, it just has the S.T.A.H.K.E.R.s, but I'll update it when I can.

Clone Bios (Reaper squad)

Overview: Reaper Squad is the title of the S.T.A.H.K.E.R. squad ranked as the most powerful of the group. Like all S.T.A.H.K.E.R.s, they possess the S.T.A.H.K.E.R. emblem, a silver crest resembling the silhouette of a bird in flight with several prongs emerging from it (for a comparison, it’s the Black Knight’s symbol from Code Geass), emblazoned somewhere on their armor/clothing and tattooed somewhere on their body.

Fordo

Rank: Captain

Gender: Male

Hair: Silver with spikes similar to Naruto

Eyes: Blue (slitted)

Primary Weapon: Nodachi

Clothing: Combat pants/boots, armored vest, vambracers, pauldrons, fingerless gloves, black hooded cloak

Emblem Location: Back of cloak, and tattoo on the front of the neck

Demonic Features: Elongated Ears (youki feature)

Personality: Fordo is silent, cunning and overall, efficient. He believes that everything is either an asset or a hindrance. He thinks very lowly of anything that he believes will not prove an asset to himself or the team, and believes such things or persons to be mere trash. He is usually monotonous and exercises complete control over his emotions, hardly ever cracking so much as a smile. However, he does have penchant for battle, cracking a rare smile of satisfaction when he faces a strong opponent. Nevertheless, he is fiercely loyal to Naruto and other clones, especially his own squad. In fact, Naruto and his fellow clones may be the only people he even trusts. He is quite easily the most powerful clone Naruto has ever created, possessing an incredible 90 percent of the original’s strength and power. A mark of that power is the fact that he has the least demonic features of all the S.T.A.H.K.E.R.s, having only elongated ears and slitted eyes.

Known characters with comparable personalities: Ulquiorra (Bleach), Thel’ Vadum (aka ‘The Arbiter’) (Halo)

Rosso

Rank: First Lieutenant

Gender: Female

Hair: Long, dark red hair that travels down to just above the waist. Has a few streaks of dark orange

Eyes: Green (slitted)

Primary Weapon: Duel Bladed katana

Clothing: More form-fitting ANBU uniform with crimson highlights. Also wears a short black cape.

Emblem Location: On shoulder armor, tattoo on left breast (covered by clothing (usually))

Demonic features: Elongated Ears and enlarged canines

Personality: Rosso is Fordo’s second in command, and probably the person he trusts most other than Naruto. She can be easily described as bloodthirsty, having the greatest battlelust of any of Fordo’s squad. During lull periods, she is usually grimly humorous, and also makes jokes and jabs at enemies and comrades alike. She has a habit of licking the side of her sword whenever she is very interested in a battle. She enjoys toying with her enemies, making them feel as much fear and despair as possible before cutting them down. However, Fordo has some amount of control over her as well. She is most loyal to him other then Naruto himself, and turns deadly serious whenever he requires it.

Known characters with comparable personalities: Soi Fon (Bleach), Rosso the Crimson (FF7 DoC), Halibel (also Bleach) (something of a middle-point between these characters), C.C. (Code Geass)

Nero

Rank: Second Lieutenant

Gender: Male

Hair: mid-length black hair held back by a plain black head band

Eyes: Onyx (slitted)

Primary Weapon: Duel Katanas

Clothing: ANBU attire with an olive-green color

Emblem Location: Top of left-hand vambracer, tattoo located on the back of the neck

Demonic Features: Elongated Ears, enlarged canines, claws

Personality: Despite being even more demonic looking then Rosso, Nero is the more laid back member of Delta squad. He prefers not to fight if he can help it, though he will if ordered.

Characters with comparable personalities: L (Death Note), Stark (Bleach), Shinji Hirako (Bleach)

Auel

Rank: Third Seat

Gender: Female

Hair: Light blue, falling down to the center of the back

Eyes: Green (slitted)

Primary Weapon: Staff

Clothing: Cut-down ANBU armor combined with a loose fitting robe (similar to the robes worn by the Espada (Bleach))

Emblem Location: Left shoulder pad, Back of the neck

Demonic Features: Elongated ears, enlarged canines, claws, enlarged whisker marks (partial)

Personality: Auel is the free-spirited member of Delta squad, constantly teasing not only her enemies, but even her teammates. She is close friends with Casper and Talon from Sigma company.

Virgil

Rank: Forth Seat

Gender: Male

Hair: Close-cropped silver hair

Eyes: Gray (slitted)

Primary Weapon: Zanbatou

Clothing: Light samurai-styled armor combined with ANBU armor.

Emblem Location: Breastplate over the heart, left palm.

Demonic Features: Elongated ears, enlarged canines, claws, enlarged whisker marks (full)

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If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!!

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