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Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl, Twilight, Misc. Books, Maximum Ride, and Fairy Tales. A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SUE SLAYERS!! Name: Italy Age: 13 Where: A place called Earth between fantasy and reality. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) 40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out) One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile. .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! The World We Live In... The World We Live In is a pretty amazing place... It's where a man can't walk down the street holding his boyfriends hand without being called names... It's a place where women are highly valued objects... It's where people of different colours are treated like different species... It's a place where we start wars over something we didn't need in the first place... It's where homeless people sleep in the streets, while rich people step over them... It's truly amazing the way we are heating up with our little conveniences, TVs, Cars, computers, just because people are too lazy to get solar panels... It's a place where our role models are only famous because of the people they slept with... It's where old men rule the old women, the young men, the young women, and the children and don't let any new ideas in... It's a special place where it's normal to be overweight... A truly wonderful world where three billion women feel inadequate because the models they look up to have just lost forty kilos thanks to a computer... It truly is a wonderful, wonderful world. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!' For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (it was actually fun, sadly enough.) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon. You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and count along with the Breaking Dawn countdown. If you recycled something this week, buy yourself something and copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Italiangurlinamessedupworld If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile. If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile Child Abuse: My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just- Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. My name is Beth and I am a FanFiction Addict. If you're a FanFiction Addict, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile) You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile. if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile. When primitive humans first came along, they did not engage in business as we now think of it. They engaged in squatting around in caves naked. This went on for, I would say, roughly two or three million years, when all of a sudden a primitive person, named Oog, came up with an idea. "Why not," he said, "pile thousands of humongous stones on top of each other in the desert to form great big geometric shapes?" Well, everybody thought this was an absolutely terrific idea. It wasn't until several thousand years later that they realized they had been suckered into a classic "pyramid" scheme, and of course, by that time, Oog was in the Bahamas. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Child Abuse Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. •.¸ (•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´.¸.• (¸.•´ •.¸)•. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When… You have seriously considered cliff diving. At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth. Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’ Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’ Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn. Harry Potter is old news. You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary. You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns. People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests) It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities. You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery. Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions. Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring. You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time. It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts. It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed. If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.) If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness if you think twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile and add your name Italiangurlinamessedupworld the epitome of randomness If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are convinced you really do have wings and Itex( aka Walmart or Microsoft or something) has put a chip in you to make the wings invisible and has erased all of your memories of being a bird kid, copy and paste this into your profile. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your profile If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile. Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile (o.o) Help pokmeon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!! If you have ever been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile. If you know someone who is four and watches movies rated PG-13 (Australians, that's M 15+) copy and paste this to your profile. åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ765Just random84548µ¡™£¢∞§§¶•ªºº–≠.†¥¨ˆøπ““‘« åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ765Just random84548µ¡™£¢∞§§¶•ªºº–≠.†¥¨ˆøπ““‘« The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already... Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution. | |||||||||||||||
1. Missing » reviewsBella Swan and Edward Masen are detectives with two completely different styles, but when a girl goes missing and their paired together; will they be able to set aside their differences and find the missing girl, or will it be too late? AU All human.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-17-08 - Bella & Edward2. Love Me Dead reviewsAlternate to "Missing". When Bella and Edward are paired together to solve a crime, will they rip out each other's throats before they solve the case? All-Human.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Bella & Edward3. The Diary of a Walking Dead Girl reviewsWhen Vanessa Black's life is turned upside down after a vampire attacks her and her friend she goes to a new school, to start a new life, but what will happen when her worst nightmare and enemy comes back into her life? Full summary inside.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-084. The Day A Werewolf Almost Committed A Homicide reviewsThis is a story about what happens when your younger brother goes to far, and you get to pissed. Rated T for excessive swearing, being beating to unconsciousness with a raw chicken, and an almost homicide. Dedicated to Bella and all the T-Domers out thereTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-08 - Leah & Seth - Complete5. Training Hope reviewsA young vampire named Hope goes to the Cullens in need of help. She wants to become a vegetarian, but when the awful murders start right after she comes, will she be cast out? She used to be a beacon of hope but now is she a beacon for death?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-076. Chat Room Chaos reviewsWhat happens if you mix me, my mom, and the flock in a chatroom, complete and utter chaos!Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-077. When You're Gone reviewsA Vampirates songfic about after Grace left The Nocturne from Lorcan's POVMisc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete8. A Change For The Better » reviewsWhen a young girl stays with Artemis as an exchange student and has cancer she teaches him a special lesson about friendship and matters of the heart but when a diasaster strikes can Artemis sacrafice his one friend to save others?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 12-3-07 - Artemis F.9. A Collection of Song Fics » reviewsThsi is a collection of various song fics, hopefully there will be one per person, K plus for slight swearingTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-18-0710. Return of Randy and Other Alter Egos » reviewsi love tortuing my favorite charectors so randy is back and this time shes torturing arty and the cullens haha read on to find out how.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 9-30-07 - Artemis F.11. DEMENTED GAMES! YAY! AKA TRUTH OR DARE WITH RANDY » reviewsAn innocent game of truth or dare becomes a full scale war between the charectors of twilight and Randy a Alter Ego. well maybe it's not so innocent after all....... after all Randy's in it. uh oh.... also tell me if you want to be in it.kk.kinda originalTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 9-24-0712. Bob The Magic Disco Dancing Pickle Edward Bought reviewsThere once was someone named Edward Cullen he was a vampire but this isn’t about him this is about Bob the magic disco dancing pickle Edward bought at WalMart so in this parody bella gets pregnant, runs of to vegas, edward is speechless, they both die wowTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete13. Slowly Time Passes reviewsWe all know what happened when Bella met Jacob again in New Moon but what happened in the monthes after Edward left? We know the basics but have you ever felt the need to know more? I have so I wrote this story. Oneshot on the day when Bella lost it.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-22-07 - Bella - Complete14. 67 ways to creep out Edward Cullen or make him mad » reviewstitle says it all it says it allTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 9-29-0715. Embarressing Artemis » reviewsSerious, or funny? I don't really know how this story is discribed anymore. I suggest don't read if you're in to ammature writing, bi-polar stories, and twists.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 8-27-07 - Artemis F. & Artemis F. - Complete
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