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Name: Kyt, my real name i hate and you don't need to know.lol Age: 20 Email: gillsgur@sbcglobal.net-feel free to email me anytime, i love to take to ppl that can understand me and relate Gender: Female i think..no..yeah i am...or am i URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1169/" I love Mpreg. I know its wrong, and I know it’s impossible. But remember, it’s also called fanfiction for a reason. If I read a summary, and realize I won’t like the fic, I won’t read it. I hate when people read to simply flame. It’s immature. Also, if I read a fic, and do not like it,or if my feelings are "ok" or i just simply dont have an opinion, I won’t review. I love angst-filled fics that will make me cry, but I’m a sucker for happy endings. So if the fic is angsty and a tear-jerker with a happy ending, I will love it. I hate when people flame. Especially if they flame for not reading warnings. It’s just stupid. People need to learn how to grow up! If you don’t like something, don’t read it! I hate OCs, self-inserts, and most of all MARY SUES. OC, Mary Sue, self insert/character pairings. Not all OCs are bad, like the children of characters, or a parent. But I hate when the character becomes a part of the plot. Like…L's sister, Sasuke’s sister, Naruto's best friend who hangs out with him and the rookie nine, or something ridiculous like that. It’s stupid. But I do have exceptions 1) Dokueki from Restless and Identity Crisis by Jelp. This is a wonderful OC if you ever get a chance go check it out. and 2) Is a series by the great Light Catastrophe featuring SasuNaru's kids the first story of the series is called "Looking In" go read these storys there awesome. And anouther author i LOVE is C. Adrien Cummings he's awesome and he's doing "A Drabble A Day" its great go read that to. If Dumbledore can be gay, why not SasuNaru? Lets get Snawkard SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Favorites pairings : NARUTO SasuNaru only they belong together no one else end of story i prefer these pairing but im not a fanatic about it ShikamaruXTemari GaaraXLee GaaraXNeji KankuroXKiba KibaXHinata KakashiXIruka um just about any pairing is ok with me except SasuXanyone or NaruXanyone Hated Pairings: Sasukexanybody who isn't naruto Narutoxanybody who isn't sasuke incest story's are gross except GeorgeXFred same goes for all my other pairings, everyone else, you can screw whoever you want. Anyone thats with someone older than them by 10 years its just weird to me unless its SasuNaru and i can kinda look past it but not very well somtimes i won't read a story because there's such a huge age gap. i Fucking Hate Sakura with a passion she's an annoying bitch and SasuSaku fans it'll never happen why would Sasu date someone that "Makes me sick" yeah he said that in the manga he really did say that not kidding check if you want its volume 21. AND I'M NOT DONE Why I Want to Fucking MURDER Sakura 1) Her sick obsession with sasuke 2) Her abuse against naruto 3) Her complete uselessness in the first half of the show/manga (she STILL hasn't really done anything useful besides help kill Sasori-which really, the old lady killed him-and punch Sai because he was being an ass) Ok, you know how most people HATE Sakura including me? Well, multiply that by about 100, and that's how I feel about Hinata. I can't stand her! She annoys me so much! I don't think she's weak, I think she's a wimp, there's a difference. Why do I hate her you ask? I hate her hair, her annoying voice, the fact that she stutters, the way she acts, the fact that she's a wimp, her personalitly, her history, her background, her shyness. I hate the fact that she's too obsessed with Naruto to realize that OTHER people care for her. She's never going to have a chance with Naruto. She's too damn shy for him. I wish she would die, oh yes, that would be nice. o.O and Sakura to. Harry Potter Favorite Pairings HarryXDraco i like for harry to be seme because of all the hell Draco has cause him i like Draco has it coming but i read draco!seme all the time other than that just about any other pairing is ok with me Hate Pairings: HarryXanyone thats not Draco DracoXanyone thats not Harry Ron/Anybody...just something about that boy...(shudders) SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Favorite Words: Skittering, Miffed, Sketchy, Snarky, Pickle-Weasel, Snawkard, Piffed SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Now things I HATE: I HATE SPORTS. ugh. blech. ew. I HATE HOMOPHOBES and CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE. Some people are gay. And those people are awesome. Get over it. I HATE RACIST/SEXIST PEOPLE. ARGH! The KKK, Americans who hate people that have any relation to Afghanistan or Iraq, i HATE them. yes, i joke around with racism/sexism, but I'm not serious about it and if im joking with someone about it and i think there serious i WILL call them on it and bitch them out. i just can't stand people who judge and hate because of race/color/sex, it PISSES me off. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your 4. When people say "it's always the last place you 5. When people say while watching a film "did 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. 8. When people say "life is short". What? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of LawlietsMyLover who stole from Dagget who stole from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy) 1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU "Quotes" "Sad but True" People aren't looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for a reason to live. "What is "Love" nothing but a stupid four letter word that anyone can say and not mean shit by it." "It's not true love if he lies to you." You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul. –Julie de Lespinasse "Don't be afraid 2 be strange." -Amy Lee When they put "unknown" at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell "anonymous"~ ~"Stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone" ~I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't.' They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing." - Billie Joe Armstrong. "It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain." -darkalbino "Pain and suffering is what I have, something I cannot escape..."- UKELICIOUS "Love is something I can never have. Something I do not wish to feel, don't hate me for what I am. I am doomed to feel pain and suffering soon enough..."- UKELICIOUS "Blood dripping lightly onto the damp ground beneath my frozen hell that is my prison. 'Tis my punishment, that I seal myself away, never to be loved."-Kuro Mizu-Kitsune "The fire of my soul diminishes, leaving me empty and cold."-Kuro "Your light went out, but mine's still alive. Light is what I offer, but I'm not sure if you need it..."- UKELICIOUS "Frozen words fought burning passion, but not even that searing heat, could melt those icy walls."-Kuro "Burning desire for another...Seeking to have that person no matter what...is this love, or is it...lust?"- UKELICIOUS "I lay still as liquid life seeps from my body, it's to late for me, leave me be, don't try to save me."-Kuro "My only purpose in life is to help those in need...If I didn't try to save you, I wouldn't be fulfilling my purpose..."- UKELICIOUS "Leave me be, I don't want help, it'll only be a waste of time, I'm already dead."-Kuro "To be dead is to live, to live is to be dead. So, when we die, that's when we're truly alive."- UKELICIOUS "For me, to live is only to be dead, and to be dead, is to be thrown roughly into oblivion."-Kuro "The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we dream..." -Dunno, got it from LadydemonLyn's profile "Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." -LadydemonLyn's profile "Love is like soap: Just when you think you have it, it slips away." -LadydemonLyn's profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils "You can die at anytime but it takes courage to live." "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile". - Franklin Jones "The worst feeling in the world is to be sitting right next to someone you know you can't have." "The greatest feeling in the world is finding out that the one who you like likes you back." The spirit is a human invention to explain what we don't understand. Life is really just a series of chemical reactants that begin in ejaculation and end at death. "FUNNYS" "If you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty." -destiny Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. If one drop of semen has more life than one drop of blood, then why doesnt Dracula suck dick? I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Specify that your drive-through order is to go. It confuses people. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Cancel my subscription, 'cuz I'm sick of your issues! "When the sky darkens, and Armageddon finally comes...you know it's...PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"- UKELICIOUS "Shh be vewy, vewy quiet we're bashing Sakura." LadydemonLyn. From All My Heart.' "No it's not dumb ass. I don't know if you failed language or not but see these letters, on this desk? Yeah, they say 'Naruto' not 'Stupid little whore.'" 'Naruto from All My Heart.' ~"Sakura: You're just against what me and Sasuke have! ~Naruto: And what's that? ~Sakura: Our Love! ~Naruto: Oh, you mean the non-existent one?" 'From All My Heart.' "Next time you're getting it on with someone of the floor, come get me first." 'Ami from All My Heart.' "Friendship is like peeing yourself: Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth." -From LadydemonLyn's profile "Can I bang you later?" - UKELICIOUS "Do it or I'll eat your face off!" - UKELICIOUS "Yaoi is like food. When you really enjoy it, you read slow." -From the wise Sora-chan. xD "There is no such thing as excessive yaoi!!" - UKELICIOUS "One... wait, I lost count." - UKELICIOUS "Tsunade puts the 'Ho' in Hokage!" - Sora-chan (it's true!!XD) Don't get high on Life; cereal hurts when you put it up your nose.~ I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals; I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants~ Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.~ Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?~ The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!~ if swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!~ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.~ Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.~ ~Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!~ ~Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.~ ~"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush~(again, i'm scared...) ~Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?~ ~Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.~ (so THAT explains it...) ~The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.~ (it's me, isn't it...) ~Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.~ "ARG! YOU KEEP PUSHING ME OUT EVERYTIME I TRY TO SHOVE IT IN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN A VIRGIN!" -kiki, while playing some weird finger game with her friend Drew. "Honestly, what's so fantastic about breasts anyway? They don't do anything, they're just...there. Now the elbow, that's sexy, it can bend." Mr. David Menasche, "I hate glitter. I swear to God, I used that shit in SIXTH grade and I'm STILL picking off sparkles at thirty. Glitter is like the herpes of the art world." --Menasche "-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someones ass. No lube either." --Menasche "--points to a Gaara pin on my ID lanyard-- Look how cute he is! If I were gay, I'd totally hit that. Can you imagine what kind of things he could do with that sand? Just think of the hand-jobs!" Stefano "A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'" "Now, I know what you're thinking: Did I just compare the stock market to porn? And the answer is yes children, yes I did." --Mr. Margolis. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles. The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies. A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. I could've eaten Alpha-bits and crapped out a better essay!! Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last didn't get it. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. "Calling you mentally challenged would be like calling a normal person Einstein."- DracosQueen180 "Be optimistic- the people you hate will die eventually"-DracosQueen180 "When life gives you lemons make grape juice... then sit back and wonder how the hell you made grape juice."- DracosQueen180 "School activites are for people who havent yet discovered the thrill of counting ceiling cracks."-DracosQueen180 "Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100 real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana? "-DracosQueen180 "To steal ideas from one person is called plagerism. To steal ideas from many is called reasearch."- DracosQueen180 "Thou shall not steal from K-mart, Walmart has better selections"- Andrew "They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. I think the guns help. If you walked up to someone and yelled BANG I dont think you would kill too many people."-DracosQueen180 "A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!" "No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again." "This is my ool, as of right now, there's no P in it, and I'd like to keep it that way." "Track is pointless. No matter how fast you run, you always end up right back where you started." "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." "Why isn't phoenetic spelled how it sounds?" "Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." "3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions." "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." "Proofread carefully to see if you any words out." Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. ~Anonymous The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~a friend I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~a friend Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ a friend Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend "A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!" "One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous "I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend "Randomness is the base of conversation." "I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet." "Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference." "Why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR "I will temporarily rule the world, forever." "It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion." "Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them." "Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!" "I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!" "Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film." "Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." "When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino and me too: Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Just funny: Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee four two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong Eye have run this poem threw it am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU If You: If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 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(they did in the 80's) If you think that the Cheetos tiger should get a life that doesn't involve Cheetos, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the stupid kids should just leave Lucky and the Lucky Charms alone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know (a) Video game/Anime/Manga character(s) or weapon(s) or moves that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have dumped a ton of sugar into your/someone elses soda/lemonade, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a ton of sugar, copy and paste this in your profile. If you only act gothic/emo for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you write tons of fanfictions that you never post on this website, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like writing random, silly fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever kivked someone in the mouth so hard that their two front teeth fell out and you felt guilty yet oddly satified about it afterward, copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile. If you have an obsession with anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, dog fights, cock fights etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said good morning in the night, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever jumped of your roof and landed on your feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Re post this if you think homophobia is wrong. SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto Sasuke SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Things to do at Walmart... 1. 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When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! If you would like to submit your own, feel free to send it to me via message. Name your dog Akamaru, pet snake Manda, pet frog Gamabunta, and Pet slug Katsuya. submitted by Poke-chan. SASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARUxSASUxNARU Crazy ~For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. 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Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! ~95 of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ~92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off. ~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202, Narutolovesme ~If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, Narutolovesme ~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202, Narutolovesme ~If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, Narutolovesme ~DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! 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