Penname: Ellipsis the Great

Real Name: Alexis

Age: Old enough to commit statutory rape, but not old enough to drink!

Height: 5'...7"-ish? I think? Somewhere around there...

Weight: Nutritional overachiever. 'Nuff said.

Email: Sorry, I'm not giving this out, y'all.

deviantArt: PoisonTonicLX

dA Seiner Club: CamoBeanie (JOIN IIIIIIIIIIT)

Fav. Anime: Prince of Tennis, Hayao Miyazaki, Fruits Basket, Yakitate! Japan, and Death Note.

Fav. Manga: Prince of Tennis, Fruits Basket, most Shizuru Seino (the Girl Got Game mangaka), most Matsuri Hino (the Vampire Knight mangaka), Hands Off!, Yakitate! Japan, Shaman King, Crimson Hero, Whistle!, and Eyeshield21.

Fav. Authors: Anne McCaffrey, Brian Jacques, Piers Anthony, Robert Aspirin, Megan Whalen Turner, and Diana Wynne Jones.

Fav. Movies: Hard Candy (probably my favorite of all time, though my friends and family think I'm sick because of it, lol), DARK KNIGHT!, Howard the Duck, the original TMNT movies (the new one didn't have a Splinter joke at the end, and therefore is not a true Turtle movie! XPP), the POTC movies, the HP movies , Hayao Miyazaki, Count of Monte Christo, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Fav. Games: KINGDOM HEARTS! YAYNESS!! Also Jak and Daxter 2 and 3, the Phoenix Wright games, FFVII Crisis Core, and FFX and XII.

And now for the fun stuff!

Fav. Pairings!:

Harry Potter: Drarry (obviously), Blaise/anyone (there are so few Blaise fics I take what I can get...), Fred/George, Hermione/Ron (the only canon pairing I really like), and Remus/Sirius.

Kingdom Hearts: Seiner (my OTP!), Soriku, Akuroku, Cleon, Demion, Xemaix and, surprisingly, Namine/Roxas and Namine/Demyx. Gooo figure.

Prince of Tennis: Ryo/Momo, Ryo/Saku, Ryo/Kevin (not enough of these!), Tez/Fuji, the Golden Pair, and Inui/Kaidoh.

Fruits Basket: I actually think I like just about any pairing except ones with Rin and Akito...heheh...

Least Favorite Pairings:

HP: Snape/anyone. Sorry, y'all, I just can't get into him being romantically involved with anyone. I've read several fics where he turns out to be a good guy or whatever, and a few where he's paired with someone just sort of as an afterthought, but I've just never been able to get into him as a main character, especially in a romance thing. And for some reason I can't get into incest in this series (Lucius/Draco, Bill/Charlie, etc) except with the Weasley twins. No idea what that's about...

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas/Sora and the lesbian pairings. Again, I just can't get into it.

Prince of Tennis: I'm okay with most of the pairings here, although a few weird me out...can't think of any right now, but yeah...

Fruits Basket: Again, I just don't like the pairings with Rin and Akito. I just really don't like Rin's character, and all of the Akito ones are too sadomasochistic for my tastes. I know it's pretty much IC, I just can't get into it...:shrug:

Pet Peeves:

Character Bashing: This happens way too much, I think. And I'm sorry, but making Kairi or Ginny or whoever a bitch/whore just because you don't like their character or because they make your favorite character straight in canon is ridiculous. Unless it's a necessary plot device, just leave them alone. Hell, make them move away or kill them off or something, yeah? You don't have to make them bitches/whores just because you don't like them.

Pairing Bashing: If you don't like it, don't read it. Don't go around looking for pairings you don't like and flame their author because of that. If you're going to flame someone, let it be about something substantial. Actually, just don't flame people. Constructive criticism, folks. And seriously, ANY pairing can be good if it's well-written. I happen to enjoy non-canon pairings because for a lot of them, the author has to really work to get the characters together and keep it believable. Throwing people together, whether it's canon or not, is annoying. I have to work against doing it myself, to be completely honest, but...yeah. Being able to take the most unlikely characters (or even the likely ones, really) and put them together believably and enjoyably is the mark of a good story, whether it's an actual book OR a fanfiction. And now I'll stop ranting, lol.

Bad Spelling/Grammar: Spellcheck. Please, please, please, use spellcheck. It doesn't catch everything and can at times be annoying, but it still helps. A few typos is fine, but a story filled with them is beyond irritating. I'm not saying my stuff is perfect, because I find mistakes just about every time I reread it, but at least I try. A few of my reviewers have even pointed out that I have pretty good spelling and grammar; you shouldn't have to point it out! It should be a given! Take pride in your work, you guys! I've actually stopped reading really good fanfictions because the spelling and grammar was so bad! Throwing away amazing work because the authors didn't take the time to at least attempt something is pathetic, really, on my part AND on the part of the authors. =3= Agh.

Internet Speak: Especially in stories. I use it sometimes, like lol and that sort of thing, but putting 'r u go n out 2nite?' and the like in a story or wherever is just...ugh. :shudder:

OKAY! I'm done with that now, lol. (XD small bit of hypocrisy here, but I did say so above.)

Finished Stories:

Better Broken: (Kingdom Hearts) Sometimes, rules aren’t meant to be followed, and promises shouldn’t be kept. Seiner. (Art for this can be found on my dA account; i.e. my homepage)

If This Cat Could Talk: (Kingdom Hearts) Axel’s therapist suggests that he get a cat to help him get over an accident involving his little brother’s best friend. It doesn’t take him long to realize that strange things are afoot, however… (Are for this can be found on my dA account; i.e. my homepage)

Nemesis: (Kingdom Hearts) They say that if you go to Lethe Mansion, you either end up with amnesia…or you disappear forever… (Art for this can be found on my dA account; i.e. my homepage)

Remembering the Forgotten: (Kingdom Hearts) Sometimes, I thought that I was the only person who remembered him...future Seiner, other pairings a surprise. (Art for this can be found on my dA account; i.e. my homepage)

The Christmas I Loaned My Sons: (Harry Potter) After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. (Art for this can be found on my dA account; i.e. my homepage)

OneShots:

The Christmas I Stole His Kiss: (Harry Potter) Luna’s quest to steal Harry’s Christmas Kiss finally pays off in a way only she could pull off. A short one-shot following my story ‘The Christmas I Loaned My Sons,’ although it can sort of stand alone.

Butterfly on a Wheel: (Kingdom Hearts) Broken and torn, crushed like a flower under the snow…and like the flower in spring, love will rise again to heal your wings. Love heals the wings of a butterfly on a wheel. Seiner. Commission fic.

Catalyst: (Phoenix Wright) And finally…finally, Edgeworth let go. No pairings.

Earmuffs: (Kingdom Hearts) "Damn, I could sure use a pair of earmuffs right about now." Seiner.

Faith: (Kingdom Hearts) “I’m not sure about this whole ‘you having a baby’ thing.” Roxas said. “How will you even have it? Are you gonna shit it out or something? Guys just aren’t meant to have babies. If they were, they would.” AkuRoku. Commission fic. MPREG (Very sad!)

Fall: (Kingdom Hearts) Maybe it wasn’t healthy, but it was theirs…Seiner drabble.

Fate's Bitch: (Kingdom Hearts) I never hated Seifer, you know. Seiner.

Flirting 101: (Kingdom Hearts) A date with a mob boss’s wife would be destined for disaster if it was anyone else…Seiner. Not-so-slight OOC.

Gag Me (With a Spoon): (Kingdom Hearts) It was a nice spoon. A good spoon…but that soup spoon would have been much more appealing to me, were it not being shoved into my mouth every few seconds. Seiner. Commission fic.

Gender Bender: (Kingdom Hearts) “And for your information, if I really wanted to I could make such a good looking woman that even an ass pirate like you would want to fuck me!” Spirit Week will never be the same…Seiner (The lemon for this can be found on my dA account; i.e. my homepage)

Hayner's Poison: (Kingdom Hearts) I swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth: loving him ain't easy; he's bad, bad news…Seiner

He Isn't Balding!: (Kingdom Hearts) Why DOES Seifer wear that ridiculous beanie…? Seiner.

Huddle Hog: (Kingdom Hearts) In which Hayner is cold, and Seifer loses his hat…and maybe his lunch, too…Seiner. Request by Aindel S. Druida.

I'll Wait For You: (Kingdom Hearts) You better fucking wait on me when you get to heaven, or I’ll fucking kill you. Why? Because heaven can’t be paradise if you aren’t there with me. I might as well just go to hell and get the eternal suffering the fuck over with. Seiner.

People v. Reality: (Kingdom Hearts) People said their relationship shouldn’t work…Seiner

Pumpkin Pie: (Kingdom Hearts) A mindless Halloween porno…I mean story. Can be read as a continuation of ‘Gender Bender.’ Seiner. Commission fic.

Sharing is Caring: (Kingdom Hearts/FF7 Crossover) Roxas wasn’t a jealous person. He wasn’t. And the tick on his cheek had always been there, no matter what Sora said. AkuRokuNo. PWP. Commission fic. Full version can be found on deviantArt and AFFdotnet.

Sometimes, Wild Oats Thrive: (Kingdom Hearts) As far as I was concerned, he was just sowing his wild oats—getting himself ready to settle down…one-sided Hayner/Olette, Seiner

Stygian: (Kingdom Hearts) Darkness isn’t so bad when there’s someone there to lead you home. A Seiner drabble based on another of my drabbles, ‘Touch.’

Tiptoe Through the Tulips: (Kingdom Hearts) If there was one thing Hayner hadn’t been expecting for his birthday, it was Seifer. Fluffy Seiner. Commission fic.

Temper, Temper: (Kingdom Hearts) Olette looked up at him. Their eyes met. And then she hit The Point of No Return. Seiner.

Too Little: (Kingdom Hearts) “I said I think I love you, Chickenwuss. You got a problem with that?” “Yeah, I do. We’re just screwing, Seifer. No more, no less. I’m straight, for God’s sake.” Seiner, Hayner/Namine, Seifer/Zell

Touch: (Kingdom Hearts) The first thing Seifer noticed about Hayner was his constant need to touch things—anything and everything within reach. Seiner drabble.

Wait Under the Mistletoe: (Kingdom Hearts) A short, sappy one-shot in the spirit of the holidays. Seiner.

What Doesn't Kill You: (The Dark Knight) "Why didn’t you kill me? Why did you do this to me instead of just killing me like you did the others?" "Would it make you feel better if there was a reason, Jackie boy? If it was part of some grand plan of mine? Come on, Jack. You’re a smart kid, arencha? Do I look like someone who has a plan?" Joker-centric.

When the Clock Strikes Thirteen: (Kingdom Hearts) He’s always up there around this time of day…he says he’s waiting for the clock to strike thirteen. Akuroku. Next Life Fic

Current Stories:

Waxing Lunacy: (Harry Potter) Most of the time I wish the werewolf had killed me…but sometimes, during quickly dissipating bouts of insanity, I wonder if it might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me…" Draco-centric. VERY DARK.

Stories on Hiatus:

The Girl With Owl's Eyes: (Harry Potter) I suppose it was her eyes that first caught my attention. She was so tiny I would have missed her otherwise, but her eyes were quite large. Owlish, some would say. Companion piece to ‘The Christmas I Loaned My Sons.’

The Halloween I Lost My Twin: (Harry Potter) An Anti-Gay-Rights Radical kidnaps Carina Potter-Malfoy, sending her older brothers on a quest to get her back…from the year 1995! Sequel to ‘The Christmas I Loaned My Sons.’ THIS STORY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED AND DELETED!

Future Stories:

A few one-shots and such...still recovering from 'Remembering the Forgotten', so please be patient!