|Obi wan Kanoli|
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I love playing volleyball, I play starting libero...meaning I get to eat wood more often then everyone else..woohoo. I also play varsity basketball, I play for a club soccer team and I run track. I guess you could say I'm a sports fanatic. I only watch college basketball, my teams are wake Forest and University of Southern California! GO TROJANS AND DEACONS! My soccer team is Manchester United. They're amazing.
I love wake boarding, tubing, and snowboarding.
I don't believe in fake tanning. I refer to people who use them as "Fake-N-Bakers" or people from the cancer box. I only get natural tans. That's it. No spray on's, no nothing.
I hate tv. It's pointless all the shows now a days are just showing drama that rich people in California are facing. I deal with enough of that in my own life. And all the cartoons are lame now, except for Bleach. It's amazing.
My absolute favorite movies are Lord of the Rings (obviously), Tristan & Isolde and Pirates of the Caribbean and Pineapple Express. Can you guess who may favorite actor is? Yup you guessed it Orlando Bloom. He's just so gorgeous. And yummy. But I don't just like him for his looks, I've read some interviews of his and he's just an all around genuine person.
I am a Christian, and I'm proud of it.
I can play the piano, and a little bit of the guitar. I'm not that great a the guitar, but I'm pretty good at the piano.
Some people who say I was one of those people that just throws caution to the wind. My motto is "Life's short, take risks." That's not my only one though, but I try to live by that. I don't always do reckless things, I know when I should or shouldn't do something, but I take my fair share of risks.
I am random. Oh yes. Very random. I could start a conversation about a nut in the middle of math. And I would be enthralled for hours by it.
People tell me that I'm too "snarky" for my own good. Sarcasm just comes naturally for me. And I apologize in advance if I upset anyone.
I'm always doing something with my friends. They are my life. They're more of my family, then my family is.
I talk a lot. About different things. I love meeting new people. I'm really out going. So don't be shy, just talk to me!
Be brutal in all reviews...I can take it. I'm pretty sure I can handle anything you throw at me, I've probably had worse.
I want to be a orthopedic surgeon when I'm older. Strange I know. But because I'm always hurting myself and having to go to go get bones placed in casts and boots, I just want to be able to help athletes like me who are always breaking bones, or things like that. Because I've done pretty much everything you can do to injure you're body during a sport, and I know how painful it is.
Summer is the absolute best time of year. The end.
I love the Harry Potter Puppet Pals. They crack me up no matter how many times I watch them.
Here is the link to see a picture of the house.
Here's the video I was talking about,I guess technically it isn't really dancing, but the way the main guys is acting/singing is how I thought Frodo would. I love these guys, they crack me up.
I love John Kropp, the most amazing boyfriend I could ever ask for.
Favorite Quotes from Celebrities and/or Movies:
"I get to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?"- Orland Bloom.
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."-Rowan Atkinson
"Elf envy,they all had it."- Orlando Bloom.
"I am disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no."- Barbossa, POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
"Ragetti: You were supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not?"-POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
"Well yes mate. See I'm a dishonest man. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."-Jack Sparrow, POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Commodore Norington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really...except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."-Jack Sparrow, POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl
"Yo, Aloe Vera! Where the fuck's Sasuke?"-Number one knucklehead ninja Naruto Uzamaki.
The People I know and Love:
Mackenzie: I'm so hot, I'm like Chocolate ice cream on legs.
Me: Are you crying? (after Nick got kicked in the groin during a soccer game)
Blair: We live through the pain that we feel doing what we love because, through that pain we find out how much we really love what we do.
Me: Dude there's this guy that I just met and he's like in love with me. Matt Vrchota: I'd be like Yah yah, Bitch yah, like that guy Soulja boy.
Nick: Dude, your boyfriend just hit me in my dome piece. Me: Your WHAT? Nick: Oh god. Not that. My head. Er. The one above my shoulders.
Audrey (my best friend on our ex best friend): She like sucks his face off in the lunch line, so I was like I'd like a piece of pizza, minus the white sauce.
Matt: My boyfriend was all like Sweet nibblits shes a bitch. I was like should I play Lily now?
Scott: She's an ugly hairy bitch, that is so country, she makes inbreeds look inner city.
Morgan (on the bus home from a volleyball game): Well it is hard to see you wave in the dark faith. Faith: Are you trying to call me dark? Coach Christensen: Well, we'll always be able to see you Morgan, you glow in the dark. (She went and bought Morgan a glow worm doll the next day)
Me: Faith, you're kidding, you're boyfriends nickname is not Bookie?! (pronounced like Pookie, with a B) : Faith:Yes it is. Why? Tiffany: Because it sounds like Dookie. Kelly: Or some new designer.
Jim (my brother): My favorite character is Legolas.
Mackenzie: You dove onto the couch, only you missed, and landed on my dog's tail, who then ran over my cat who then ran up my mom's leg, who then threw lasagna on me. How do you feel? Me: Like Murphy's law.
Half the volleyball team: Crank dat Soulja boy and Superman dat hoe! Ceci: Crank that Soldier Boy. What? Did I say it wrong? (was in all earnest).
Trace: You need to come to one of my baseball games. Me: I've been about a thousand Trace! Trace: I haven't seen you. Me: what do I need to do, rip my shirt off and have your number on my chest? Trace: That could be a start...would you?
Sam: I just got flashed by Aaron, then I turn around and Chloe's walking up the bleachers, wearing a shirt as a dress with no underwear, and I got a nasty flash of her pimply white ass. Could this day get any worse. Max: gets shanked right in Sam's linesite Sam: Oh yes, it just did.
Andrea: Are you gonna stay out here to watch the game in this lightning? Me (paying avid attention to the soccer game):Don't worry alright, the bleachers are only metal.
Chais: They just got slamma jammed by the GULP! Chase: Do you understand what you just said? Chais: Nope.
John (on the Hulk rollarcoaster with me and Brandon, just starting the ascent): Brandon, are you scared already? Brandon(wiping his eyes): No, I have something in my eye and it won't come out! Me: Here let me help, (ends up sticking finger in his eye while going down the first drop) Brandon: I asked you to help get something out of my eye, not add your finger.
Me: DUDE! Nestle water! Does that mean it tastes like chocolate?!
Brent (on my ex best friend): I can't understand her when she talks. The other day she walked up and tried to introduce herself, all I heard was "Hewwo, my names Mawlie, and I want to eat your shorts." I was like, "but these are my favorite" and ran away.
Ethan (who loves corny laffy taffy jokes): What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA- na-na-NA! Me: silence.
John (on a picture I took of him and two of my friends): Can't you tell? We were the original Charlie's Angels, but they decided that they would make more money by showing skin, and they deducted that me, Wil, and Phiroze wouldn't look good in leather pants and thongs. Me: Oh I disagree, too bad they don't know what the world's missing.
Me (to John's mom): When you're son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
Me: Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you had gotten enough oxygen at birth? John: I'll have you know, I'm quite intelligent. Me: Yes, thats why you just turned the note I wrote to you into the teacher. You know, the one with the drawing? Of him. With boobs. John: I knew it didn't look right.
Mackenzie (told this to some girl who was hanging all over him, who he can't stand): How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Or did you lose your leash?
Nick: A thought just crossed my mind. Brent: Oh really, must have been a long and lonely journey.
Brandon: Man, I'm such an idiot. Kai: I don't think you're an idiot. But then again, what's my opinion against thousands of others?
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