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since: 08-09-07, id: 1347229, Profile edited: 08-14-08
Author has written 13 stories for Warriors, Naruto, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Harry Potter, Zelda, and Super Smash Brothers.

NEWS FLASH!

FOR READERS OF "LIFE ABOARD THE HALBERD": The former villains ARE coming back. Do not despair! They shall return in many, many chapters yet to come! Don't forget to keep an eye out for chapter three, and after I (Alex) did some persuading I think you'll pleased with my recent accomplishment. Currently underway is a contest that shall begin in a few day's time.

"GUIDE OF LEGEND" UPDATE: Chapters had been rewritten and cleaned up, and a storm is brewing. New chapters added ASAP. Keep a sharp look out for them!

AWAY FROM MODERN TECHNOLOGY...: We'll be away from our computer from Aug. 15 to 24. Don't expect an update until afterwards. Please and thank you. Aloha!


Alex's Rant: Where does my life go when an electrical storm kills our internet for one week?

Down the toilet.

So, new updates. :) The Guide of Legends had an editing storm, with tons of clean-ups and rewrites for previous chapters. Enjoy the much-less-sloppier version! Traded is currently on hiatus so that I may pursue more GOL chapters without trying to write ten things at once. Traded will also be tweaked so that The Longest Prologue is in its shortened version. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT IT'S SO LONG! I never intended it to be. Hopefully Sam and I will have another Life Aboard the Halberd breakthrough and add the next part to chapter two up.

Sam's Bombast: Oh. My. God. I'VE BEEN SLACKING OFF AGAIN! I'm so sorry for my time consuming schedule and not updating my half of the news.

So as you can see we have finally started to put up all the parts to Chores, the second chapter to our story Life Aboard the Halberd once again, though because it is so long we had to put it up in sections instead. We actually have no idea when it will be entirely up, but we hope that it will be soon.

We have also decided that after chapter two, Chores, we will put in a filler chapter of the night Fox and Falco read all of the rules in Meta Knight's rule book. Then the official third chapter, A Dark and Stormy Knight, will fallow afterwards as proceeded. All right, that's it.

News updated last:

August 14, 2008


W-e-l-c-o-m-e.

My name is Alex.
My name is Sam.

And we share this account proudly. n_n

About The Authors : We decided to split a fanfiction.net account. The name truly suites us, as we're both down-to-earth yet witty; all spunk. Anything italicized is Sam addressing you; when I speak, the text is normal. We like it that way. We plan to start writing whenever we have the chance. Our genres will grow and expand as we build up on how we go about writing.

Despite the fact we're twins we couldn't be any more different than Hawaii to Alaska; I'm salt, she's pepper; I'm yin, she's yan; I'm peanut butter and she's lettuce. (DO NOT ASK.) To put it simply, we get along great, despite how opposite we are..

We have two dogs named Digger and Daisy (soft-coated wheaties) and a fish tank. All of our fish converted to cannibalism and ate each other. My cat fish got crushed by a friggin' rock! D: We have a mom; a dad. . . .and each other!

Eh, however you like it, enjoy.


Sam's Story

Intro: Hello, my name is Sam. But you may address me by several other names as well, such as including Sam, Sami, Sami Jo (Jo is my middle name), but NOT Samantha. GOT IT?! ...Ok, maybe that was a tad harsh. I'll let you address me by Samantha on a good day, or if you're being formal. Now you're probably thinking,"Most people spell the name Sami with double m's and one y. Usually, it's not just the name Sam with an i tacked on to the end of it.” The reason it's spelled like that, and why I'm called Sami is because most of my life people called me Sam. In 7th Grade, though, I tried to get people to call me Sami instead (The different spelling was to make it original, different to be exact). It worked out halfway; while some people called me Sami, others still addressed me as Sam. So now I go by both names. Now continuing on; like I said before, I'm an identical twin. And we're as opposite as it gets. I'm close to 5' 4'' inches. (Hahahaa, I'm taller than Alex.) My eye color is blue-green hazel. I'm part girly-girl and half unknown; plus I love nature and the great outdoors.

Personality: I've been described as many things, though most people associate me with adjectives such as the following: different, bold, brave, cunning, kind, caring, thoughtful, sweet, nice, funny, good-humored, smart, shrewd, stubborn, serious, rebellious, dreamer and so forth. I think that most of those are pretty accurate. I think of myself as a decent person, as I'm very friendly and good-natured. I'm easily amused and very thoughtful, where I also enjoy to be around others. I can be serious when needed to be, and yet I know how to kick-back and relax if I chose to do so. My ambitions have made me a strong-willed person, and has shaped me to look at the world in numerous ways too.

Hobbies: Taking singing lessons is one of my major favorites. I also like spending my free time playing videos games too, which includes Okami, Brawl, Twilight Princess, Pokémon Diamond and DDR. These are the games I've been playing most recently, because trust me when I say this; if I had a favorite video game list on my profile it would hail in comparison to Alex's. Though Alex and I usually both enjoy the same exact video games. I also favor reading books of humor and horror genres, and the occasional fanfiction or two. Fishing also makes a great weekend getaway for me to relax and enjoy nature. Deviantart.net is also a neat place to admire art and read fun comics (my favorite Deviant artist is Hail-NekoYasha, whose proclaimed real name is Katie Tiedrich. She is the creator of Awkwardzombie.com, which there is a link for at the bottom of our profile.) In my spare time I like going to the beach in the summer, sleeping under our willow tree, hanging out at the Virtual Rush, not to mention watching videos on Youtube. Then there is also gardening, swimming, tournaments, and karate I like to partake in. And then after a hectic day, I then like walking around in the huge garden in our yard at night; sometimes I might sit out and watch the stars and fireflies while talking with Alex or my dad.

Added Note: Alright, now here's a math problem:

Purple belt in kenpo(Soon to be Blue belt) + short temper = kick ass.

For those that also take Karate, the type that I take is called kenpo.

This is my belt list...

White belt

Yellow belt

Orange belt

Purple belt

Blue belt

Green belt

Green belt with stripe

Brown belt

Brown belt with stripe

Then finally Black

Interests: Normally my interests consist of many things, such as reading, writing, physics and science, history, math, Spanish and other foreign languages like Japanese. I also enjoy traveling, talking with friends and peers, school, learning, shopping, investigating, training to fight and protect myself, exploring, drawling, singing, walking through town, helping others, and observing the world around us in a sense. Though I'm positive there is stuff I'm forgetting to add, I'll just have to add more as I go along.

IMPORTANT: I also take great interest in my friends. I deeply care, love, and respect my friends, despite how different we may be. I always hope that the things I do will never just benefit for only myself. I want to make sure that I love and care for my friends always, and that I will never once take them for granite. They are the people that make this life worth living for and being apart of, and I'm truly blessed to have them with me to help guide me and give me strength.

Quick Note: I do in fact own a Neopets account too, just like Alex does. Though I seldom use it, and I don't plan on using it often. Just a heads up for those that were curious.

Side Note: For my birthday one year Alex gave me a bottle. There was a label on that bottle. I shook the bottle, and there were rattling sounds coming from within it. Do you know what it said? "SHOP-A-HOLIC PILLS." It was kinda funny. It was really candy with a funny label.

Favorite Animals: So many to love, and yet too bad of a writer's cramp to list them all. If I were too just make a brief list, then I would say that my favorite animals are gazelle, foxes, dogs, cats, wolves, mustangs, hawks, eagles, catfish, guppies, guinea pigs (look, South American pork! Hah ha ha. Get it? "Guinea" is a S. American country... Shut up, yes, I know my jokes are bad, but so what?!), red pandas, sharks, hump back whales, tigers, and I doubt this counts as an animal, but had a pet four-year-old water balloon. It then began to shrivel up and I had to dispose of him. I had named him Squishy.

Favorite Colors: Though this lists seams somewhat pointless, I may as well add it. In this order, my three most favorite colors are white, red, and then pink.

Favorite Books and Mangas: The Naruto Manga by Masashi Kishimoto, and the first book I ever read called "Rain," by Robert Kalan. I also enjoyed reading "A Color Of His Own," by Leo Lionni. I read some of these books in the first grade, so they are only about 12 pages or so long, but they're cute. NO DISSIN' TEH BOOKS! I also like the Harry Potter series, and the Chronicals of Narnia. Then there are books like The Hound of the Baskervilles and Goosebumps that make my skin crawl and fill me with excitement. Yes, I do enjoy humor and horror both, sometimes even in the same book. Then I think that concludes this list here.

Favorite Artist: Cascada of course, for she is incredible and talented.

Favorite Characters: Just about everyone in the Naruto Manga falls under this category, including villains like the Akatsuki. My favorite character in Super Smash Brothers Brawl is without a doubt Meta Knight. For he is mysterious, cunning, strong, handsome, cold-hearted as Fumu has numerously described him, and humerous. Well, he is really only most of those things in the Anime. After Meta Knight, I'm at a lost for words. Damn you, writer's block, for you shall rue the day you made me not able to add on more to this list.

Favorite Animes and TV Shows: Hoshi no Kaabii, Law and Order: SVU, Avatar, most Disney Channel shows in general, along with most Nickelodeon shows too, A Haunting, MythBusters, Viva Piñata, Naruto. I think that's just about it, if I'm not forgetting anything that is.

Quote to Remember Me By: Never sell yourself short, nor be afraid of who you are on the inside. Dare to be different, and dare to dream big, because in a world full of people that are all the same, you will be the one to go the distance and make it.


Alex's Story

Intro: I don't go by many names. I am the one and only Alex! YO! You can call me Raisin, Griffin, or Shooty if it pleases ya.

The doctors hooked me up to wires once. They said that they tried and tried, but no signals came from my brain. I was dropped on my head when I was threeeeee... :3

I'm very laid back. I can get kind of moody, and I have a tendancy to wander into rooms and ask myself, "What did I come in here for again?" My age is between 1 and 1oo. I guess I have green-blue eyes. I rarely watch t.v., save for Animal Planet, LAW&ORDER, Discovery, and Avatar. I love that show. :3 I can't think of much more to say... gaah, writer's block. Curse you!

Hobbies: I could write a novel doing this. Let's see... I spend hours sitting at my computer typing, writing and googling the newest news on books and movies. No current day crap for me. (Politics give me headaches.) I could spend an entire day fishing. Oddly enough, I'm good at fishing when I'm not even trying. (This isn't immodesty; I'm being truthful.) I've out fished my uncle, three small mouth bass to nil. And he's a pro. I've wasted afternoons drawing and doodling. (An inherited skill from my ancestors.) I enjoy doing a bit of poetry here and there. When 'm reading a book don't even attempt trying to start a conversation; the odd nods I'll give you mean I'm only half-listening or not at all. Interestingly enough I have a lot of magpie like tendencies and a habit of collecting random stuff. Just stuff. But cool stuff nonetheless.

I'm restarting karate this summer and heading from orange to black. I plan to write my own book series one day; one about raccoons, a second based on the life of five teenagers in a middle school, and a book about a dollar bill. Ho-hum. What else? I'm a complete knucklehead when it comes to videogaming. I love taking foreign languages (Spanish being my only and my favorite to date). Some people consider it a waste of time to work in a park from dawn till dusk; for me that's a little slice of Heaven. I'd go nuts if I didn't see my friends more than once a week; I'd die of boredom, loneliness and depression. The same goes for all my kin.

Interests: Video games for a start. Whenever I stumble across a bird feather, turtle shell, animal tooth (et cetera; you get the gist) or say an interesting-looking stick, I stash it somewhere. Drawing, writing, reading and poetry in a nutshell. Native American legends and culture has always passioned me. Archeology, astronomy, and oceanography too. I hope to one day either be: a teacher, an author, an environmentalist, an artist. Or I'll work somewhere that makes decent hoagies. Fishing, er... soccer is an 'okay' sport, alright? Karate's my soul mate. Photography, though most of my shots are fuzzy or have a stray thumb in the lens. Gardening is alright. Cooking with my mom, dad and cousins (all dudes) is just a blast, especially when competing for the title of "LEAST MESSY WORKING SPACE."

Favorite animals: Raccoons and cats by far are my favorite animals. Then there's the ever-awesome large mouth bass family, great gray, barn, and burrowing owls; then you've got your panda and grizzly bears, followed closely by komodo dragons.

Favorite video games: Ooh, boy, I hope you're all ready. Get into those bomshelters 'cause this one's a biggie.

VIVA PINÑATA, Legend of Zelda (Majora's Mask, Ocarina Of Time, Twilight Princess, Oracle of Seasons, etc.) Super Smash Brothers Melee&Brawl, Pokémon Colosseum, Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness, Pokémon (Crystal, Ruby, Emerald, Pearl, Diamond) Pokémon Snap, Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing: Wild World, StarFox Adventures, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg, Spyro (most in this area), Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby Air Ride, Pikimin 1&2, Amazing Island, DDR (all versions), Pro Bass Fishing (almost all versions for all game consoles and handhelds), Sonic Adventure Battle 2, Super Monkey Ball 1&2, Okami, and... I think that's it.

Favorite books: Don't think it's safe to leave your burrows and shelters just yet! Here's another long one.

series

WARRIORS; WARRIORS: The New Prophecy; WARRIORS: Power Of Three; Warriors: Field Guides (SotC, CotC, CotC, AotC, BotC); WARRIORS mangas; SEEKERS; Guardians Of Ga'Hoole; Harry Potter; Silverwing, Sunwing, Firewing, and Darkwing; How to Train Your Dragon, How to Be a Pirate, How to Speak Dragonese, How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse, and How to Twist a Dragon's Tale; DIVE; Swordbird and Sword Quest; The Dragon of Lonely Island and The Return of the Dragon; The Gray Griffin; The Sight and Fell; Junie B. Jones.

non series

A Dog's Life; Fire Bringer; Schooled; No More Dead Dogs; Alina's Woven Riddle; Watership Down.

Favorite musicals: Rent, West Side Story, High School Musical 1 & 2.

Favorite manga: Naruto. Duuuuuuuhhhhh...

Favorite animes: Naruto and Hoshi no Kaabii. (Kirby of the Stars//Kirby: Right Back at Ya!)

Personal quote: When you wish upon a star, do you ask for something to happen, or the power to make it happen?

Favorite movies: Remember the Titans, Hidalgo, 50 First Dates, Fried Green Tomatoes, Snow Dogs, Last Holiday, Night at the Museum, Spooky House, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Harry Potter 1-5, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, The Lion King I, I 1/2, II, Miss Congeniality, Miss Congeniality II, Snow Dogs.

I should have just told you my life's story, huh?


Current Stories:

WARRIORS: Guide Of Legends: StarClan's Secrets: (written by Alex)
This fanfiction was written as a sort of continuation from the 'Field Guide.' I suppose all fans wonder at some point what went on during the daily lifestyles of the Clan cats. I was fascinated, and had an idea; why not write it out myself? So I began writing in chapters, such as StarClan's meeting with Tigerclaw, the day Redtail died, the Gathering following Hawkfrost's death, the Tribe's story, and many more. SPOILERS FOR BOOKS: every single one ever written.

My friend originally hosted the story on her account, but now I have my own so it's kept here.

Helpful Hints: (written by Alex)
Ever get stuck trying to find that perfect name for your warrior or medicine cat? R&R, flame, suggest, I don't care! Just have fun with it, fellow warriors fans!

A Haunting We Will Go: (written by Sam and Alex)
An Akatsuki fanfiction. For some odd reason Pein orders his shinobi up to a snowy village in the Land of Water to receive a parcel he has ordered for world domination. When an unusual snowstorm kicks up, however, Akatsuki members: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakazu find themselves forced to take refuge in an abandoned mansion along the way. And the worst part is, they're not alone...

No pairings.
Rated K+-T. The worst you'll hear is Hidan screaming censored.
Humor/Horror.

Guardians of Ga'Hoole Poetry: (written by Alex)
Some fan-based poetry written off of the book series, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, written by Kathryn Lasky. These poems depict the owls in the books and other characters: of their epic tales, raging wars, and the Great Tree and Guardians who live there. So it is writ.

The Name Game: (written by Alex)
YOU ASK ME HUMOR AND THIS IS WHAT I GIVE YOU. A really funny one-shot about Fireheart and the medicine cats, out of Rising Storm, where we see the true meaning of names and their fortunes and misfortunes. Minor cursing; very ooc.

WARRIORS: Outcasts (Storm Break): (written by Alex)
Dive into the life of two Tribes in the midst of war. See through the eyes of three cats as they struggle with the duties of being pitted in battle against each other and against their will, struggling for peace as their world crumbles around them; and with a destiny far greater than anything imagined. And begin a simple journey that will unfold into a sinsiter, perilous quest, leading to truth and the discovery of darkness: in fault and rights, peace and war, and within the very folds of all life itself. Three of two must unite, or peace, laying at paws outstretched, be lost forever...

WARRIORS Poetry: (written by Alex)
The cryptic messages and tales of yonder and fight, peace and flight; these are written accords between all cats in the perilous lives of a warrior, the rough life of a loner cat, born to Tribe or rogue, or the content spoils of a kittypet. A collection of poems inspired by the cats, history, and events of the Clans.

The Unexpected Truth About RiverClan: (written by Alex)
Feathertail and Mistyfoot took us on tours of the old and current-day camp. Well, I SAY THEY'RE WRONG. Hawkfrost has some other plans in mind for you, so watch your back and leap right into the water to meet some of the most amazing, vain, pompous cats that ever lived to out-swim otters. No kits allowed in. Prepare yourself. (Rated for some mild language.)

In St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries: (written by Alex)
When the rebellion at Hogwarts against Umbridge continues, dear Minerva McGonagall finds herself Stunned and injured, away from the school that needs her the most, the students, under siege; and the growing threat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. In the midst of a very rocky recovery, a little hope finds its way into her hands. (Fluff for McGonagall. You have been warned.)

Life Aboard the Halberd: (written by Sam and Alex)
So after Tabuu was defeated, all of the Brawl characters (minus former villians Bowser, Dedede, Wario and Ganondorf) decide that they liked being together and didn't want to be separated. But where to go? Due to Nintendo's lack of preparation skills for after-story mode gaming, they had nowhere to crash. So who had a place big enough to support 35+ Brawl characters? Why, Meta Knight, of course! And we come to you to present the most insanely, wildly funny fanfiction you'll ever read about their day-to-day lifestyles on the Halberd. (Rated for mild swearing and later violence.)

WARRIORS: Traded: (written by Alex)
What would have happened if Bluestar had rejected accepting Fireheart's nephew, Cloudkit, into ThunderClan? What if StarClan had made it so? A mysterious prophecy is cast, and an epic story unfurls as the destinies of Fireheart, Graystripe, Cloudkit, Featherkit, Stormkit, and the five Clans are tested in ways that even StarClan couldn't have foresaw. A hero becomes a murderer; his best friend is a traitor; their kin are walking a path spun with lies and ominous danger; and a dark future looms on the horizon. War, starvation, sickness, rogues and traitors are making the lifestyles of the warrior Clans impossible. A Warriors AU about the national best selling series, rewritten from books three to six, about Cloudkit.

Coming Soon to a Computer Near U:

101 Ways to Cure Writer's Block: "WARRIORS" Style!: (written by Alex)
You heard it here first. When I actually get around to curing my own writer's block I shall go on a journey, and find 101 ways to cure this fatal brain disease while punching out 101 innocent bystanders! (quote Hail-NekoYasha. See my sister's profile for reference.)

Tobi's IQ Test: (written by Sam and Alex)
What happens when the Akatsuki, after many frustrating debates, answer the golden question (in Hidan's words): "What in the name of Joshin is Tobi's IQ?" A sent report answers the question a month later, and, disappointed, confused, and frustrated by the results, they decide to settle the matter themselves. Only the worst can await the masked-idiot...

No Pairings.
Humor.
Rated K+.
Very OOC

Zephyr's Message: (written by Alex)
Based off of the astounding Silverwing series. A one-shot that takes place in Sunwing, when Shade, in desperation, calls out to the albino in a feverish state of melancholy and desperation. He got an answer on the receiving end: but what did the ancient albino hear, millions of wingbeats away to the north, where fighting was thick, hope was frail, and after a long winter war was fast-approaching?

Airtime With Akatsuki: (written by Sam and Alex)
What happens one unfortunate day when Tobi reveals to the Akatsuki he submitted everyone's most embarrassing moments on a cable TV show called "KNOCK-OUT FAMILY FUN"? And not only that, but as soon he tells them what he has done, their footage is only minutes away from going worldwide. Oh no for them, but good for us.

No pairings; Humor; Rated K+ for safety; Very OOC

The Colin Creevey Files: (written by Sam and Alex)
So it's Harry, Hermoine and Ron's fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And for loyal fan Colin Creevey, his brother is coming along on the Hogwarts Express. So why not a little game to see how many embarrassing photos he get of Hogwarts personal?

Windy Warriors: (written by Alex)
The sister story to "The Name Game" and "The Unexpected Truth About RiverClan." I'm not saying anything else to spoil it for you.

Moody Much? (written by Alex)
The sister story to "The Name Game" and "The Unexpected Truth About RiverClan." I'm not saying anything else to spoil it for you.

Force-Feeding Polyjuice Potion: (written by Alex)
And what if Harry had not agreed to give his hair to Moody the night they planned to flee? Crack. :D

Seven Warriors: (written by Alex)
Set up for the different points of all the decoy Harry's and their protectors when they fled the Dursley's house.

Silver Skies: (written by Alex)
The leadership ceremony of a she-cat who risked her life for her Clan in timeless service, and now, was reaping her reward after seeing death and destruction at every turn; a failed leader, what little is left might become the worst if rejected by her ancestors. How could she face her Clan if she was shunned, a banished warrior, disgraced?...
...or were there other possibilities?

The Great Clans: (written by Alex)
Before Thunder, Wind, Sky, Shadow and River led their own cats to spill blood on a sacred hollow guarded by four oaks; before any young feline dreamed, schemed, devised a warrior code on which peace and unity could be kept and retained; before history fell into legend, and mythology was fact--south of a lake-lived forest, beyond the tumbling flow of water in a shadow of a ravine, many paw steps to the south over mountain and moor, there, too, existed a forest. Only the creatures--hunters and hunted--were bigger. The world was shrinking, untapped. And three golden cats, by far larger than any Twoleg pet, called this dangerous world their home. And they were LionClan, TigerClan and LeopardClan. This is the beginning of the end, how three ancient Clans simply vanished forevermore off the face of the earth...

With The Power Of The Stars In Their Paws: (written by Alex)
I have the summary listed under the document's title. I couldn't fit it here, so for now it's staying there until I write it! Please, no sticky paws. It's my idea. -hiss-

WARRIORS: Quotes of the Clans: (written by Alex)
The title is very deceiving. It is indeed a fanfiction that shares relationships with the Field Guides Secrets of the Clans, Cats of the Clans, Code of the Clans, Allegiances of the Clans and Battles of the Clans. However, it also gives readers a tiny glimpse to what became of a ravaged forest, torn apart a very long time ago... and one stubborn tom who remembers his best friends. Two curious kittypets stumble upon the last great battlements of a historic place, and why it's been guarded so forcefully when its descendants ran to hunt in the stars. A shelter for refugees; a place that echoes life before the tree-eaters came; the home of one cat, more warrior than he lets on, who knew it was his destiny to stay behind. And be forgotten, in hopes to one day see Firestar and Graystripe's faces again. And ThunderClan's.

Dedicated to Ravenpaw.

Interview Revolution: (written by Alex)
These are sort of like interviews, with cats in the series going back to explain why they did the things the did, the things they said, and their thoughts on a problem. No, this isn't like the GOL, but something much more unique and stylish.

Coming: (written by Alex)
My name is Dustpelt. A very long time ago, I was a ThunderClan cat. "Was"? You ask why I use that word? Well, young apprentice, let me tell you a little story before it's time for your Sorting to begin...

(A HP/Warriors crossover. Not crap, I promise. Walk with Jaypaw, Lionpaw, and Hollypaw as they are taken into the House Of Thunder, and discover their own very unique destinies, and how, when Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw plotted, they demolished the four Clans just as Tigerstar asked. Four was replaced by four.)

Links:

Kirby's Rainbow Resort

Kirby's Rainbow Resort is a fan site that has all the new news on Kirby related things, such as games, character bios, manga information, and anime related things as well. They are also the ones that translate all of the Hoshi no Kaabii episodes on Youtube.com from Japanese to English.

AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

Awkwardzombie.com is a site created by Katie Tiedrich. She is a talented artist that posts her comics here. We recommend you read her work, as alot of it is based off of video games like Brawl, along with other Nintendo games too. Her work is very funny and enjoyable.

Warrior's Wish Forum - Alex's Account

Alex's Account on Warrior's Wish Forum.

Alex's Neopets Account

Alex's Neopets Account on Neopets.com.

Sam's Neopets Account

Sam's Neopets Account on Neopets.com.




1. WARRIORS: Traded » reviews
What would have happened if Bluestar had rejected accepting Fireheart's nephew, Cloudkit, into ThunderClan? What if StarClan had made it so? A Warriors AU about the national best selling series, rewritten from books three to six, about Cloudkit. Enjoy!
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,195 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-30-08
2. Life Aboard the Halberd » reviews
So what happened to everybody after the game? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! Full description inside. CRACK.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,621 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 3-21-08
3. With The Power Of The Stars In Their Paws reviews
What would have happened if the only way to attain this coveted power was to advance to the stars themselves? Angry with bitter lies, tired of gnawing secrets, Jaypaw tackles the problems on his own...in disastrous ways. Oneshot. Starts off at Eclipse.
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
4. Warriors Poetry » reviews
I've finally gotten off my rump to start some brand new poetry for WARRIORS, and about time too! Flame, review, read, or just ignore yet another trivial story that pops up every time you click Warriors. It's there to be read: Wanna see what's inside?
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 12-21-07
5. LOZ: Twilight Princess Poetry » reviews
Spam poetry. Enjoy!
Zelda - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
6. WARRIORS: Guide Of Legends: StarClan's Secrets » reviews
Have you ever wondered what stories are kept hidden from the inquisitive eye? How many things have been left unexplained by StarClan? A series of one shots answering the who, what, when, where and why of the untold events in the book series. SPOILERS...
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,890 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 8-14-07
7. Helpful Hints » reviews
Ever get stuck trying to find that perfect name for your warrior or medicine cat? Well, maybe this list can help out. R&R, flame, suggest, I don't care! Just have fun with it, fellow warriors fans!
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 10-14-07
8. Guardians of Ga'Hoole Poetry » reviews
Some fanbased poetry written off of the book series, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, by Kathryn Lasky. These poems depict the owls in the books and other characters: of their epic tales, raging wars, and the Great Tree and Guardians who live there. So it is writ.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 10-2-07
9. The Unexpected Truth About RiverClan reviews
Feathertail and Mistyfoot showed us what the RiverClan camp and warriors there were like. Well, I say they're WRONG! Another crack fanfiction where dear old Hawkfrost takes us on tour of the old camp in the forest. CRACK. Rated for mild language.
Complete - Warriors - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08
10. In St Mungo's Hospital: SHORTENED TITLE reviews
The Transfiguration teacher gave the merest flicker of a smile now, dreamily thinking of giving Peeves the direct order to have the bust of Paracelsus thrown at Dolores’s head. In due time... A/N: Fluff for Minerva McGonagall. Takes place in OotP.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08
11. A Haunting We Will Go » reviews
For some weird reason Pein decides to send his shinobi up to a snowy village in the Land of Water to receive a parcel he has ordered. When an unusual snowstorm kicks up, however, the Akatsuki take refuge in an old mansion, which, is far from deserted...
Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 9-2-07
12. WARRIORS: Outcasts: Storm Break reviews
Dive into the life of two Tribes in the midst of war. See through the eyes of three Tribe cats with a future on the far edge of the horizon. And begin a journey that will discover the greatest depth of cat nature, and destiny. Discontinued until I say so.
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
13. The Name Game reviews
YOU ASK FOR HUMOR AND THIS IS WHAT I GIVE YOU. A really funny one shot about Fireheart, out of Rising Storm, where we see the true meaning of names and all their fortunes and misfortunes. a Warriors fic. Very ooc, with slight profanity. BEWARE.
Complete - Warriors - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-07
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